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StrongPainter

Just pee your bed


Kezzatehfezza

Bed too wet to sleep : (


Raspoint

Slurp up pee.


Butternoob2000

Pee into tummy, we are back at square one :(


AtotheCtotheG

It’s the ciiiiircle of liiiiiiife And it moooves uuusss aaaaalllll


SoshJam

even harder than just getting up tbh


Moonbear9

Coffee mug next to bed <3


UltimateBananaBread

Way too small for a full bladder


Moonbear9

Just drink as you piss smh


UltimateBananaBread

If youre gonna go through all that trouble might as well just piss directly into your mouth


Moonbear9

That'd not very good piss etiquette feyi


UltimateBananaBread

I will not take advice on piss etiquette from someone who pees in their coffee mug, also thank you for calling me that Olivia <3


Moonbear9

Np that's your name after all :3


UltimateBananaBread

Tbh it started out as a nickname but i'm becoming more and more inclined to use it as an actual name


Moonbear9

Nice :3


AtotheCtotheG

How do you pronounce it


UltimateBananaBread

The same way you pronounce fae in british english ^ ^


SoulOnSet

lay there like those stretchy toys that people overfill with water


Capt_Reynolds

Diapers are your friend in this case.


Depresso_Expresso069

🥺


anajikaT

So like, just hypothetically, are diapers actually hygienic enough to manage this? Like, if ever I had a day where I just had to piss and the bathroom was too far away, would it hypothetically be good enough to take a big urine sample in?


Azrael2027

Your crotch and butt will be covered in whatever you fill the diaper with. It is as hygienic as being covered with that matter. Diapers exist for people who cannot control when business happens. They’re no meant to sit on a person after being used (parents please don’t let your baby sit in a used diaper). Rashes and worse can happen because of it. Don’t do it unless it’s like a fetish thing.


Capt_Reynolds

They do make diapers that are meant for longer/all-day protection. It's just as a fetish thing, that's just how a lot of medical grade diapers are. As the fact that they move moisture away from the skin pretty quickly, combined with taking necessary precautions, mine yeah you can have one on for a while without issue.


Mae347

Yeah as long as you like, take it off after and clean yourself up with some wipes or soap rag or something


SanThanKan

i cant be the only person who drinks ungodly amounts of water immediately before going to bec right


dunmer-is-stinky

can't sleep if my throat dry, can't sleep if my belly got water in it, why did god do this


Azrael2027

How to sleep walk and piss/wake up in the middle of the night 101


dollynlokao

I am always sipping water as i game, i have a 1l bottle i fill up 5-6 times a day and if im gaming right before bed it def means i will have to get up


MTF-Iota10_DamFeds

Catheter🥰


Poorly_Made_Comix

Empty water bottle


ccstewy

Me when there’s a cat on me and I don’t wanna disturb it


[deleted]

I will create a sport called sleep pissing


nobleone8876

Catheter


Maleficent-Skin-9940

I'm drunk👍🏽


ElMosquit

This is what the ninth circle of hell is all about, actually