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peroxidenoaht

Me and the snail when it fucking GETS me


Leuk60229

For the firing squad one, in Dutch you could say "Al schiet je me dood" which means "Even if you were to shoot me dead (I still wouldn't know the answer)"


duckpeck

we try to have a bit of fun here 😆


lilCheeseboy

Some real gallows humour


Vounrtsch

I ALMOST want to be sentenced to death so I could say that