“I’m baby” So true queen

Probably meant like "I am, baby" as in I'm coming home or whatever the context is but yeah, no it's just **I'm baby**

like the kitty

You’re kbity

How

I am kbity?

Gender 🤔🍲

Holy shit after like 10 years I never put that together Idk when this story broke out but I was just obsessed with "I'm baby" it became like a verbal stim for me when I first saw it

imagine being the kid in this situation and getting that text. funmy as shit after the fact for us, but like i can't imagine not freaking the fuck out htat i'm being memed on as a coping mechanism before i die.

I know someone who does that. Also "I'll" for "I will" I don't think people usually type like that

In general a contraction is a word, not a clause. You can say “I am” as a sentence but it has to be two words. Same with “I will,” “he is,” “they are,” etc. They’re complete subject-predicate sentences, but the contraction just doesn’t suffice.

I thought so! I don't remember most of my English classes but I've read more than the average person. It might have been low brow stuff but the sentence structures were correct.

Her mom is probably old and bad at phones, it probably meant "I'm busy" but fingers gonna finger

That's what I thought as well. "I am, baby" also makes sense. I bet how you interpret this gives away a lot about you.

Moms Edge

“mom please i think they’re inside the house” “👍”

glhf

"Kid, we've played enough Dead By Daylight, I'm sure you'll be fine."

Just loop the intruder, simple as.

Predrop the pallet just to be safe x

*intruder is blinded by 10000k lumens and stabbed in the back with rusty shard*

*intruder gets juked for the 28348th time*

mom, the "killer" is "deathslinger" and all the "loops" are "unsafe" for the love of all that is holy just call 911

"Mom, they are stabbing me. I'm losing so much blood." "I told you, I'm baby."

Hit her with a 🤙🏾

“please they’re gonna hear me” “👌”

🗿💯

Honestly, I would also probably hit her with "k" in this situation, as navigating to the 'O' button would be wasting valuable milliseconds that I could be using to save my daughter. Of course, the mother performed a major strategic blunder by also typing "I'm baby." Rookie mistake. It happens to everyone.

Yeah, I definitely wouldn't be typing out an essay under those circumstances. I'd be a little busy grabbing a crowbar and flooring it back home immediately. Apparently the mother called her neighbour and the police right away, good on her, though the optics of the texts aren't brilliant out of context.

> kk omw

"Mom call 911" "I'm baby"

Probably meant I'm busy

That would be insane 😭

"Call your dad, honey"

My mom fr

more likely "i am, baby" which is better but still sounds tonally off

"I'm baby" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

Or "ok", which is close to "I'm" on a swipe keyboard

I am baby is what she probably wanted to type

I don't think this is as bad as it looks. I think she is trying to say "I am, baby" but obviously something short-circuited.

or speech to text

Yeah this is a mom probably panicking focusing more on doing things about it and getting home than responding eloquently.

Or "ok", which is choose to "I'm" on a swipe keyboard

I refuse to believe that these comments aren't jokes

Why are you being logical and stopping us from reactionary hatred?

Moms Edge-ing

Moms edge? Yeah I sure hope they do

Why don’t you want the moms to cum you coward >:(

🫣

😳

“Mom their in the house im so scared” “Didn’t ask.”

"Mom they're about to find me, pls help 😭😭" "L + Bozo"

"skill issue"

"Don't care + ratio"

minor spelling error

“Im baby” rewired my brain. It was the start of the end for me

i believe that the mom is married to the ‘Golfing. Do a push up! Love you.’ dad

in what context did he say that

responding to a text that says ‘hi can you talk i’m having a panic attack’

Jlol Helpful

I’m gonna lowball this guy 😂

That's what she gets for knot knowing the difference between here and hear...

Me when I’m knotting

Porn has ruined my brain

That's very knaughty of you

You’re a big girl, I can’t be fighting all your battles for you. It’s time to grow up.

>You’re a big girl For you

King K rule, even

Moms was out getting ribs.

"I'm baby" she just like me fr :3

"Mom they're in the house" "Lmao gg"

"He is inside mom"

"K"

At least she didn't hit her with the "hear*"

ok so basically

Oh no. Anyway...

[Article for anyone curious](https://abc7.com/montclair-teen-saves-niece-home-invasion-quick-thinking-home-invasion/1781013/)

TLDR: 14 year old girl takes 4 year old niece and locks themselves in the bathroom. Intruder ransacks the rooms. Girl texts mom who calls a neighbour and the police. Intruder escapes before the neighbour arrives without having taken anything.

*Zoyee*

I'm baby

“mom’s edge”

Yeah. What does that mean?

I mean to be fair the mom was most likely seriously panicking and had bigger concerns than typing properly

"Oh daaang"

Hey! I'm so glad you reached out. I'm actually at capacity / helping someone else who's in crisis / dealing with some personal stuff right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for you. Could we connect [later date or time] instead / Do you have someone else you could reach out to?

"Home invasion suspect" I think they're just the perpetrator They were *in the house* already

*hear

I really hope that wasn't meant to be "I'm busy."

🤓☝️ *hear

*hear

True Queen

she texted fast

Omg Baby K mentioned???? Roma-Bangkok 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

"Moms Edge", "I'm baby"