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SOMETHINGcooler5

Is this like the FtM version of a forcedfem kink? I know what forcefem entails, but what the hell does one do in a forcemasc kink? Drink beer and be casually misogynistic? How many eggs have been cracked by forcemasc images?


BladesHaxorus

Ooo you want to pick up random sticks from the park ooo you unironically believe you would win in a fight with north american mammals ooo.


SOMETHINGcooler5

But like I could totally take down a black bear with some prep time


Regularjoe42

How much prep time we talking? Like, can we set up traps like Arnie in Predator?


SOMETHINGcooler5

Like 45 minutes in my shitty ass basement apartment.


Not_a_brazilian_spy

Enough time pick up all the guns and then some more


photogrammetery

We can dig a bear-sized hole in 45 minutes, right?


BocchisEffectPedal

Are you bringing the Miller lite?


The_Bat_Out_Of_Hell

However long it takes the LSD to kick in. "Take drugs. Kill a bear."


bobert4343

Misunderstood instructions, took enough LSD to kill a bear instead


HentMas

Instructions unclear, got penis stuck in a bear...


The_Bat_Out_Of_Hell

I believe in the drugs fandom that's called a "heroic dose". Go ahead, slay the beast, hero.


MarsManokit

Nice pcp


AnAverageTransGirl

did you mean to spell it like that


Psych0Turtl3

Bout 3 hours and 48 minutes easy, So I would prep a hole in the forest, then I would fill it with ash so it looks level but will collapse under weight, then I would line the perimeter of the hole with peas. I then go hide in a near by bush, and when the bear walks up and leans over to take a peas, I’ll run up and kick ‘em in the ash hole.


Lenni-Da-Vinci

Oh, if we are allowed to use tools, I’d win for sure. Apex predator my ass , eat elaborate and whacky traps padington!


RaisinBitter8777

Decoy bear


Lenni-Da-Vinci

Second trap, get owned.


RaisinBitter8777

And that’s when the second bear gets you


Lenni-Da-Vinci

Shotgun!


VintageLunchMeat

About 6 months in a fully equipped gunsmithing shop. 4 if I had the A-Team helping.


FlyingMothy

Enough prep time to steal a LGM-30 Minuteman-III InterContinental Ballistic Missile warhead.


RaisinBitter8777

An infinite amount but however long you take the animal also gets


Norsk_Bjorn

If that prep time allows for the purchase of a high caliber and/or automatic rifle, then I could probably kill a bear


SOMETHINGcooler5

No no, no guns, guns are for pussies.


VintageLunchMeat

Are you being held hostage? If yes, snuffle twice, or rake your claws against the keyboard.


Norsk_Bjorn

Explosives?


SOMETHINGcooler5

Nope.


pekka27711

Nuclear weapons?


Kriffer123

Only as a treat


Sectoidsexer94

What if I use the gun as a club, no ammunition?


BlueBicycle22

I know for a fact I can wrestle down an adult deer if I have the element of surprise and come at it from a 45 degree angle from the behind


Lenni-Da-Vinci

“The behind” 🤨📸


sbcloatitr

Real... Gimme a decent spear and I'm set 95% win rate for me. If I'm bloodlusted and get the jump on it I'm gonna give myself a 50/50 (I either win or I don't)


Somerandom1922

Unironically, an average person with enough time to make a decent spear would stand an ok chance against a single black bear. Far from guaranteed because the average modern human hasn't done much hunting of large omnivores, let alone with a spear. But probably pretty good odds of survival, with very low odds of actually killing the bear (because most animals won't just attack randomly after being poked by a spear and it'll probably just wander off unless it's defending cubs).


Wooloo_Woolstar

The second one got me hard and I’m a trans girl


TheKingCrimsonWorld

I think that just means you're American.


danteleerobotfighter

I'm just saying, Im pretty sure I could kill a coyote with my hands.


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

There's nothing "random" about stick collection, guns and wizard staves are not everyday finds.


Emotional_Writer

> you unironically believe you would win in a fight with north american mammals Not to brag, but I could totally hold my own against a chipmunk. 50/50 chance at winning imo.


N1kt0_

I’ve beaten 2 possums in a fight, i can take on Death-Bear, guardian of the woods.


AtotheCtotheG

There’s plenty of North American mammals I KNOW I could beat in a fight. Chihuahuas, squirrels, raccoons, children, mice, 


RaisinBitter8777

How sure are you of your ability to beat a raccoon


AtotheCtotheG

A lot


urbandeadthrowaway2

Give them a piece of cotton candy and they’ll go to clean it and boom, demoralized. Follow that with a blind haymaker 


TheChartreuseKnight

I bet I could fight a baby bat to a standstill. Perhaps even an adolescent.


Igotthisnameguys

Humans are mammals. I just need to find one weaker than me, who happens to be north american. I could probably beat up someone's granny.


ztoundas

Ooo yeah you're gonna build that fuckin deck. Ooo that Makita's gonna outlast that DeWalt, shit your smoker is getting too hot, you're going to over cook the ribs


Bookworm_AF

I do like finding cool sticks tbf


StoopidGit

I could totally fight a mouse


kanelel

I mean I know I could beat the fuck out of a deer. Those things are pussies


_S1syphus

It's not unreasonable to think I, 6'3 250lbs, could take on a grey wolf. I'm not saying it would be pleasant but I think I could do it


JerryUitDeBuurt

You know you mock me for thinking i'd win a fight with a North African mammal but i would. You really think I couldn't just kick hyenas in the face?


JerryUitDeBuurt

You know you mock me for thinking i'd win a fight with a North African mammal but i would. You really think I couldn't just kick hyenas in the face?


urbandeadthrowaway2

I could fight a squirrel. 


UlrichVonGradwitz

But I could beat the shit out of an deer


StropsAE

Forcing you to join a fantasy football league and listen to history podcasts


UsernamesAre4Nerds

Pick one fantasy football team and memorize the stats. Pick one era of history and hyperfixate on it. Pick one meat to cook and be an expert in it. If this just sounds like being autistic, you haven't gone far enough


Sad-Egg4778

Forcibly cutting hair, pinning them down and wiping off their makeup, giving them cargo shorts and a t-shirt and then cutting up their favorite dress while they watch.


SuddenlyVeronica

There’s plenty of things people posture about to show how masculine they are already, AFAIK. Can’t they just use those, and pluck out the misogynist stuff?


solidfang

Ken was right that patriarchy should have been about horses.


Happy-Trappy54

I’m pretty sure that’s what the plot of fight club is


Momir-Vig

being hazed by a drill instructor is forcemasc


Opposite-Weird4342

nah this is force dwarf meme


jermascumslut

Tranmasc memes always make me audibly chortle meanwhile Transfem memes are always just so........ bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggggghhhhhhhhhhh...... >!This proves that women aren't funny. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk!<


StarmanIntoRobotics

hey. hey what's with the pfp


jermascumslut

th jermy 😻😻😻😻


Aggressive_Sprinkles

I really don't want him to know your account exists.


jermascumslut

hold on let me ask him if I should delete this account he's lying in bed right next to me he said it was alright


Aggressive_Sprinkles

Ha, I see you deleted your initial comment, but you can't match my speed >:) > are you really white knighting for a 76 year old man right now Well, someone needs to stand up for him. We can't just keep treating him the way we did when he was young and debt-free.


AtotheCtotheG

I don’t like it.


jermascumslut

jermaphobia 😢


AtotheCtotheG

If that is the brand I must bear to oppose thee, then bear it I shall


Owelrn05

can you please remove it it's killing my vibe


1stonepwn

So true bestie


Nigeldiko

That u/ tho


BatmanFan317

Honestly, ends up being the other way around for me. Not in a bad way, just a "not my thing, cool to see others vibing tho".


CoolDudeInLooseMood

They kinda right tho I do wanna slam millers and dig holes


Philfreeze

same man, same (also show the next generation how to properly dig holes, thats a vital part)


skeletallamping456

i wanna slam milkers and fill holes


RosieQParker

Hits different when you view it as bros being supportive of transmasc bros.


Seductive_Pineapple

Bro hasn’t been around enough high quality bros. Good bros love all bros. Transmasc bros, Cis-Tomboy bros, Queer Bros, everyone can be a bro. It’s all about that bro energy bro. Gotta have that dog in you.


BeneGesserlit

What about trans tomboy bros?


Seductive_Pineapple

Brooooooooooooooooooo. They sound really cool. As long as they are down to crush some brewskis and some sandos then anyone is welcome.


haveweirddreamstoo

I’m viewing it from the perspective that this is the transmasc version of forced feminization porn


Toboyornottoboy

Raaaaaaah!!! *Manly sounds*


Lenni-Da-Vinci

*charges at the pit with the shovel raised above his head like a bayonet charge* **FOR GLORYYYYY!!!**


ivysaurusus

as a transfem i would also like to dig a hole on the beach with my comrades


snoopdogo

Some things are just fun, no need to assign gender to goofiness, whimsy or simple joys


Daniel_H212

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole


andr3wsmemez69

Diggy diggy hole


FellafromPrague

The gays yearn for the trenches


fyre1710

Transmasc and transfem solidarity is dwarfmaxxing together lol


Tokeli

I hate these dumb memes because I go "hell yeah I wanna dig a hole too!!!" and then I get brainworms and am just "am I really trans if I wanna do a boy thing like dig holes on the beach :("


dutcharetall_nothigh

No you're actually a mole, like the animal not a spy


Tokeli

i screech like a dying animal and melt like the wicked witch


Consistent-Chair

To this day, my proudest memory that I share with my friends is that one time we were very bored at 2 AM and I went "wanna dig a hole in the beach?", and everyone went "HELL YEAH" for some reason, and so we spent the whole night digging a hole VERY passionately, driven by commitment, conviction and conpanionship. We dug a hole so fucking big that, I kid you not, the next day the beach had to call a fucking scraper to fill it with sand again. Seeing this made us feel immensely powerful. Digging holes is great.


salamanderman732

Hell yeah doesn’t matter what your gender is or what’s in your pants me and my buds are digging holes at the beach and you’re welcome to join us


PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE

> what’s in your pants It does matter. I would want to know if you have a shovel/other digging implements in your pants pocket before we dig the old-fashioned way with bare hands.


PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE

If digging hole is masc-coded, then explain the hole-digging club from _Shimeji Simulation_.


Seductive_Pineapple

That the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen bro.


emeraldeyesshine

"Ahhh, great taste, less filling!" You utter after the last gulp of a can of Miller Lite ©️. You're not really sure who's out there, you can only see the light of the moon peering in through a porthole above you. To your sides lay only the imposing revetment of sand, extending twice your height with ease. When you began your toil, under the now sleeping sunlight, there were others with their own shovels. You all laughed and drank your brewskis, commiserating with the boys about how you all had an inexplicable urge to dig a hole in the sand once you arrived on this beach. It's been quite some time since you began, but as though a distant and ethereal voice in your head compels you to you once again pick up your shovel and with another strike into the sand below you resume. The grit of the sand caught between the dance of your palms and the shovel's handle wore away your skin hours ago, your blood slowly dribbling down to your feet. It's quiet down in your hole, except for that strange sing song voice you can't shake. It's quiet, but the faint sloshing of the water is growing. The tide is coming, but you aren't bothered, seemingly unable to acknowledge the cask you've dug yourself. Soon it will be Miller Time™️ again you laugh to yourself as the first dribble of water begins to wash its way into the opening above you.


Lankuri

holy fuck transmasc posting?? that's crazy, anyways see yall in a few weeks for the next post that acknowledges the existence of transmascs


sneakyplanner

digging holes on the beach is fun, except for the part where they keep filling back up.


VintageLunchMeat

King Cnut has entered the chat.


randomdudebrosky

They are right, I am not Daddys little princess I am Daddys little prince :3 (we will dig the hole together)


Melon_Banana

When I was a kid, I wanted to dig a hole and make it go thru the sand and make like a mini lake with little fishies and crabs in it. I was never actually able to pull it off. Is this possible?


k3r3Z

I've made motes before but they don't last more than an hour.


pqjcjdjwkkc

When I tried it I couldn't go further down than the waterline, after this water would come in from the sides flushing in the sand from the walls which in turn collapse and fill the hole making digging below the waterline impossible


Melon_Banana

Damn so like a hole with a tunnel to the water is impossible huh? I guess not without reinforcing the hole


MelanieWalmartinez

I did this as a kid, and after the tarp I could put one fish in and a few crabs. The crabs are the fucking trout 😭😭😭


Beautiful-Bad8893

handing these out at a transmasc gathering would be based on


Not_a_brazilian_spy

Bring transmasc boys to lay a few bricks in my house, then we barbecue and watch a soccer match (fla x flu) very loudly You know, the usual male behavior


fyre1710

Maybe it's cuz im transmasc but this goes hard, hell yeah i wanna dig a big ass hole at the beach lets goo


toomuchtortuga

Dudes rock


Letmehaveyourkidneys

i dug an awesome hole with my friends a few days ago. we got like 5-6 feet deep, pretty fun


FutureCookies

what's the purpose of the digging holes thing? i heard it before but never really got it. is it an american thing? does it have to be a certain depth?


jermascumslut

masculine urge


DivineCyb333

* Sand is a lot easier to move than dirt so a beach day is a rare chance to dig a big hole by hand with relative ease * It feels fulfilling to see the whole gradually get deeper * Once you get the hole dug, you can sit or stand in it. You can also pour water in there to create a well or mud bath * Other guys will see you digging the well and want to help you dig it, this both helps you dig the hole and makes you new friends


Throgg_not_stupid

dwarf genes


LemonFreshenedBorax-

I once saw a guy dig a hole on the beach and then dig a trench connecting the hole to the lake. Private pool!


MelanieWalmartinez

It’s fun. That’s why.


emeraldeyesshine

[you know why](https://youtu.be/mf3e1F1a0Hg?t=66)


ChipsqueakBeepBeep

Digging is fun because it never ends! There's always more dirt!


judeloops

this is how it feels to be a trans man, these are my pure desires


m0nstera_deliciosa

That’s not safe:( What if the hole collapses on daddy’s little broski?


worse_in_practice

Can I do that in like a non-binary way by any chance


CounterfeitLesbian

Hey uh, don't look up Tumblr force masc posts unless you are in a place where you feel safe reading erotica. They're extremely horny, and now I'm embarrassed on the bus. Obviously I should've known because obviously it's gonna be similar to forcefem content, but this post gave me the wrong sense of it.


trashacc27852

Care to tell us what they are like? I don't wanna look them up myself


ChipsqueakBeepBeep

Ik this isn't the intention but this is the most autistic sentiment I've ever seen /pos


kitsuakari

ok i gotta ask, what is /pos cuz all i read is "piece of shit" and that doesnt sound quite right


ChipsqueakBeepBeep

Its a tone indicator meaning positive! So if you put /pos that means you mean something in a good way.


kitsuakari

oh thank god that sounds much better. i only really see /jk /srs /s /gen


SluttyMeatSac

Id love to dig a hole at the beach. Then the water will fill it up and we'd have our own little private ocean with a crab named Jeb we found. God i wish i lived near a beach now


the-poopiest-diaper

If enough of us bring shovels to one specific beach, they can’t stop us all


Passionecapo

I love digging great holes where Earth’s pores ought to suffice


SeibahAlter

Kinda says a lot that these are all about empowerment and making one feel good, while forcefem shit is all about humiliation


Curioustoffi

Whenever I read Broskis I think of jazz emu


megaExtra_bald

I think this is the first remotely transmasc meme I’ve seen on this sub


SpennyPerson

This is proof of the post on how being a top is not as cool to be public about as a bottom. Its weirder to say 'damn I want to FUCK them' here than all the bottom speak here. Paraphrasing a bit since it won't let me send the image of that tumblr post though I'm sure we've all seen it. Same with this. Its weirder to say 'ooo you want to drink beer, dig holes and drive big truck' than 'ooo you want to wear a cute dress and look pretty in make up'


Quest10nableBehav10r

LMAOOOOO dude I am absolutely obsessed with this concept. I did NOT know this existed. I knew about the forced feminization shit bc of those terrible ASMR videos but this??? YES I WANT BEER!! BEER BEER BEER!!!


CoffeeMain360

nah i'd vibe indoors