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epic_brazillian_gal

ok but bridget still needs her answer. you can't just throw your problems into her like that when she clearly needs more help with her question :(


Glonk2365

Japanland


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

Omg Vicky hi :3c


Responsible_Pace9062

Japanese originates from the [Land Of The Rising Sun](https://youtu.be/4-43lLKaqBQ?feature=shared), duh.


TurtleyTea

japland obvs


senatordeathwish

Hi Vic how are you


SheevTogwaggle

wait is there a jungle in the USSR????


Great_Support_1371

No because the ussr collapsed 30 years ago silly


WeaponizedArchitect

BATUMI IS NOT A JUNGLE!


mbaymiller

Snake has presumably been trapped in that jungle since before the USSR fell


TransFights000

I mean I'm not a geography expert but the soviet union covered a pretty absurd amount of land so it checks out that there'd be a lot of different natural environments included there.


Elite_Prometheus

Yeah, but it's up in the northern hemisphere, so you don't get the classical hot jungle that most people think of. There is a jungle called the Southern Siberian rainforest, which is below freezing most of the year.


RiversNaught

There are also regions in the Caucasus like [Mtirala National Park](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mtirala_National_Park) with extremely humid subtropical environments (>4.5 m of rainfall per year, almost never below freezing) that more closely fit the typical image of a jungle, especially considering the diversity of local species of vines, palm trees, amphibians, and vipers.


Elite_Prometheus

The "cock-a-sus"?


yuligan

Wow!


imagowastaken

Clearly you haven't performed a HALO jump into Tselinoyarsk on August 24, 1964.


Masztufa

The composer of mgs2 said he would only stay on mgs3 if he could make jungle themed music Kojima said fuck it and made mgs3 be in a jungle (and an arid hill summit next to it)


SheevTogwaggle

couldn’t they have just put it in a country that makes sense with that terrain then? plenty of soviet aligned countries actually had jungle in them


Masztufa

There is a gun that never runs out of ammo because it's magazine is shaped like an infinity symbol But it's peak vold war spy drama, would recommend


ISmokeRocksAndFash

for sure https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Siberian_rainforest


SheevTogwaggle

learning stuff is cool, thank you :3


ISmokeRocksAndFash

*you're* cool


ibi_trans_rights

I mean the ussr had rainforests too


SanThanKan

yea they just put it there recently i think


SheevTogwaggle

based flair


bananana63

E N G R A V I N G S I N B I O


Klutzy-Personality-3

something something no tactical advantage whatsoeverrr


middle-age-man-attac

My metal gear is solid


LordVortekan

Trans people: we’re trans Society: okay Big boss from metal gear solid: big boss metal solid


SpyAmongTheFurries

He is currently in the soviet jungle


InterGraphenic

Trans people: we’re trans Society: okay Big boss from metal gear solid: I am trapped in the soviet jungle Society: 🙂‍↔️


mr-kvideogameguy

How Bridget be looking me after beating me half to death with her ass (which is stronger than a gun)


the_fruit_loop

Bridget ass counter fucks me up every time it happens


PlasmaLink

Me forgetting to bait her wakeup DP every single time I try to do Oki on her (please sit still and let me run a 50/50 mixup on you)


PokTux

#COUNTER!!


No_Object_7709

Bootlegged 80's videos game.


Fez_Sauce

Japanese comes from England


Fez_Sauce

This riddle was in Azumanga Daioh y'all really need to watch it


Lonk_the_VFD_member

Brisket I am in my big metal box in Zepp


the_fruit_loop

Get him Out bridget he NEEDS GLUE


LeStroheim

I can't help, I cannot fly :(


Lonk_the_VFD_member

Your spirit alone has earned my respect


the_fruit_loop

??? Japan is gone Bridget you know That Man fucking killed them because of the mutations Bridget... just like go talk to May or something (not chipp he's totally a sham)


Enpada2

Bridget thats a very mean thing to ask, you should be aware that japan was destroyed by Justice and that the japanese people are still strugglin to preserve their culture and identity.


Pearse_Borty

Here's to you, Nicola and Bart


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ClaireTheCosmic

God speed


Someboynumber5

Didn't know big boss and Bridget were besties


afrulz

🎶what a thrilllllllll🎶


LeStroheim

With darkness and silence through the night...


Ok-Buy-3802

This is what happens in 196smp give or take


Sirgen_020

But Naked Snake shouldn't be called big boss yet


DepressedToast164

snake you've created a time paradox!


TensileStr3ngth

Where does Nihondo come from? 🤔


I-Hate-Wasps

You must capture all of the monkeys Brian


LunaLynnTheCellist

something something tree frog


LeStroheim

I saw Big Boss and immediately thought of that one scene: "First of all, the feeding ramp is polished to a mirror sheen. It's not going to have any feeding problems. The slide's been replaced with a reinforced version, and it meshes perfectly with the frame. The frame itself has been iron-welded and scraped down multiple times for maximum precision. The front strap part of the frame has been checkered to make it dig into the hand. That prevents any slipping. The sight system's original too. It's a 3-dot type. It's got an enlarged front sight, giving it superior target sighting capability. The regular hammer's been replaced with a ring hammer. That enhances the cocking control and increases the hammer-down speed. They also reworked the grip safety to accommodate the ring hammer. It looks like they eliminated it altogether. This is a tool for pros. The thumb safety and slide stop are extended for precise handling. The base of the trigger guard is whittled down so you can use a high grip, and the trigger itself is a long type for easy finger access. The trigger pull is about 3.5 pounds. That's about a pound and a half lighter than normal. The magazine well has been widened to make it easier to put in a new magazine. The magazine catch button has been filed down low to make it harder to hit it by mistake. The mainspring housing has been changed to a flat type to increase grip, and it's even been fitted with stepping so that it won't slip from the recoil when firing. On top of that, they added cocking serrations to the top part of the slide. That lets you load and eject cartridges faster in an emergency. Whoever did this is a professional, no question. This thing could shoot a one-hole at 25 yards in a machine rest."


papeykefir

It came from Korea, google Peninsular Japonic


DOVARKX

“is the answer japan?”


EDrifter130

We out here in Tselinoyarsk


BennyMcbenn

Why is Bridget such a blonde


gae_with_da_knife

Japland japland japland japland japland