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iamtheblackcrowking

Volcano pussy melt your peter like ice


SeanKingMagic

> Grips spotted


InterGraphenic

What is Peter a euphemism for?


SandLady5454

peanitsd


EmblemSystem

pingas


Tree_Shrapnel

as usual


Skottie1

let's justr say, pingus


Responsible_Pace9062

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peter.


InterGraphenic

Lois help I'm being jorked


Chemtrails420-69

Griffin


WillowWeeper343

Peanuts


SomeCrows

Like what's it all for, like why the fuck not


Pun1012-3

one of my favorite lines in exmilitary tbh.


IAmASteel

I L0VE GRIPPINGJY DEAGH


HKCandG

Volcanussy


EmbarrassedWind2875

Pros: * No need to clean * Self-lubricating * Can be used to cool drinks Cons: * Need to finish quick * Potentially ice burns * Takes more time to freeze than cubes and waters down the drink a lot


poorgayandumb

You also go numb and loose any local feeling of touch before you can utilize it :( also it kinda melts and looses its structure too fast


hatchetthehacker

your knowledge of this is far too in depth and specific


poorgayandumb

:3


hatchetthehacker

funny :3 i prefer ice on other places rather than inside its fun asf


poorgayandumb

thx for the idea :3


hatchetthehacker

esp the neck, feet, the lil silly things on ur chest, the silly bits in ur pants, basically anywhere sensitive


poorgayandumb

:0 ill defentively have to try this out!


hatchetthehacker

:3


rc-135

Interesting. I’ve never figured out why cold/heat play is so hot to people but whatever works


hatchetthehacker

part of it is control/not having control (as with most similar kinks with a clear power dynamic) part of it is the pain of really hot or really cold things which can be for masochism or for the adrenaline rush and then just the sensation of different feelings like heat, cold, pain, etc on very sensitive areas can be very sexually stimulating.


candice_ick

Heat play is definitely hot. Cold play is obviously not. And Coldplay totally rock.


slowest_hour

You sound like a scientist with your numbers and figures


sheepmaster

They were just guessing.


Mistical5030

"or so I've heard"


poorgayandumb

:3


sticky-unicorn

>go numb and loose any local feeling Great for when you're being a size queen and stretching things more than you should. > also it kinda melts and looses its structure too fast That's why you need a bunch of 'em, all lined up and ready to go in your freezer.


poorgayandumb

the cold also makes it harder to relax but i understand you arent a quitter B)


No-Trouble814

Uh… I’m pretty sure being unable to feel how badly you’re damaging yourself is NOT a good idea for stretching ANY part of the body, let alone an internal stretch.


VQ-Dark

Water is *not* a lubricant


VQ-Dark

More like lubri-*can't* amirite


myaltformusic

okay dit is wel heel triest 😭


LivingAngryCheese

Is this Dutch?


myaltformusic

nee dit is patrick


sticky-unicorn

Yeah, but ice is pretty fucking slippery, innit?


sobakanoodles

wat is de formatie?? net de regeringsdingen?


VQ-Dark

Ja, dat gezeik met de regering. Mijn flair is een Arjen Lubach referentie.


sobakanoodles

ahh, het spijt me xd dankuwel


diegoidepersia

why did it take me so long to notice this wasnt english aaaa


sobakanoodles

“dutch: it’s like english at a glance but not at all actually”


diegoidepersia

swamp german


FriendliestDevil

You can get burns from ice?


Radoslawy

frostbite


Mephlstophallus

frotbite


Gihga

Yeah like frostbite, exposure to either hot or cold can lead to similar burn like damage.


VQ-Dark

Water is *not* a lubricant


Fallenangel2493

Doesn't water make for bad lube?


JohnLoomas

What if it's so cold that it sticks like your tongue does to a pole in winter?


Random_LLama121

gotta make a monster dong


InterGraphenic

I prefer coke cock


oddityoughtabe

Is pepsi penis okay?


InterGraphenic

Yes, and the new pepsi mango man penis is good too


CoolDudeInLooseMood

Yyeeeeowch


hatchetthehacker

this can cause frostbite and hypothermia dont do it


Naturally_Idiotic

that shit will not cause hypothermia, it will cause frostbite though


HousecatHusband

Yeah no way that could drop your CORE BODY TEMPERATURE while inserted directly into your CORE /j


Samthevidg

I doubt it would cause frostbite, having gotten it myself while skiing in -30C weather.


Septistachefist

I think it's because the inside of you is usually not expecting freezing temperatures the way the outside of you sometimes does


Samthevidg

True, however there is more blood flowing internally and heat distribution is more rapid I believe, now I’m not an expert on internal organs but someone in this comment section has mentioned information that only one who had done the experience would now.


MorganRose99

I feel like that would feel kind of good, though


hatchetthehacker

neither frostbite nor hypothermia feel good


I-M-R-U

Make sure it’s not too cold before you do anything with it, run it under some water first


Torpedomoskau

Icy Wiener


TinySchwartz

Delivery for... I. C. Weiner?


psychoPiper

I always thought he meant icy wiener for some reason. It only clicked like a year ago


Rowmacnezumi

Thats a bad idea. Ever have ice stick to your tongue? Yeah.


Oath_Of_Ancients

The chilldo


irelephant_T_T

I thought of the same thing wtf. I was thinking of how people sometimes get it stuck ad the ice metling would amend that!


Agnosticartic

Won't get stuck as long as it has a flared base. ;3


irelephant_T_T

"in without a base, gone without a trace


sneakyplanner

until the base snaps off because you made it out of ice


FrisianDude

Me and frostilicus go back a loooong time


pizza_le_pro

Where can I obtain such a device?


Personal-Regular-863

wow this would feel great!!! (ignoring the part where it shatters and sharp ice shards are inside me)


where_is__my_mind

Ice cock bro


Banana_Slugcat

The Chilly Dog


RariPuff

https://preview.redd.it/u35k8n6phnvc1.jpeg?width=367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91ab504578530f8f2c12f2ea510570e3b0c48a51


sneakyplanner

I've always wondered what cervical frostbite feels like


Celestial_thighs

How do you even fill this thing up


GreyBigfoot

The Spycicle


addiefuj

Impractical but would make an awesome popsicle mold. A cocksicle, if you will.


jwicc

might be able to use a condom to prevent it from melting for a bit, but they aren't exactly designed to be insulating so i don't know if it's even worth trying.


Early-Drawn

Mr. Freeze in that bussy


Sirgen_020

Your gonna get like 30 minutes top with that, very affordable thou


DCKface

extended release enema


JallerHCIM

if my ass is anything like my mouth it's gonna melt into a goddamn spear and I'm gonna black out and everyone will think Zell is the new main character for the first four hours of disc 2


sticky-unicorn

If it gets lost up your ass, just wait for it to melt -- no emergency room visit needed!


Squishy-Hyx

This isn't what I had in mind when telling someone to take a "chill pill"


fatcatpoppy

fill it with concrete mix


loserys

Cool


Thunderlord__Zinogre

For those hot summer days ig


Cautious_Option9544

The deadliest murder weapon


Electric_Opossum

Iceberg (verga de hielo)


JAOC_7

lick it


Everyone_Except_You

a new way to treat hemorrhoids


poke671

What the cold fuck


Doctorsex-ubermensch

Where do I buy


mayoman_pog

The Chilly Willy


NotJoeMama727

This can kill you


bloodfist45

stl??


MorganRose99

I see no downside to this


mariopeople

Cocksicle


SomeCrows

Awesome gag gift idea


Axi28

Actually kind of hot i think this deserves hornypost status


Invincible-Nuke

"chastity cage key in ice" fandom boutta pop off