Also the iCame button works per picture, so clicking it just adds all the characters tagged to the count. So a picture of Homer and Marge fucking quietly to avoid waking up Maggie in the next room would have all three tagged and thus increase the Maggie counter if the button is clicked.
This is surprisingly common in digital fan art when there's a canon couple with a kid
Like how a massive chunk of art with "Anya Forger" as one of the character tags are just Loid and Yor fucking with Anya creeping from a distance with her smile
thinking of loid and yor fucking while anyaās just like
https://preview.redd.it/kisg8lhv9iyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b0e2235c275a5fc9bc7bd3d984925aec4d67d0
āpapa and mama are flirtingā
I hate this, she KNOWS they ain't flirting. If she decides to read their minds one day at a bad time, she's gonna have a real time smut audio book playing in her head.
Yeah but like.... why is there aged up porn in the first place? It means someone's looking at a child and thinking "man I bet if they were older I could make good porn of them" which is still fuckin weird. It makes a bit more sense if a character is a teen I guess, but isn't Lisa like...10?
i still have hope that animated and reallife has a disconnect like me liking tentacle stuff but being against and turned off by the idea of an actual human being penetrated by something deadly. not all lolicons are pedos kinda philosophy
All lolicons are pedos since they're still attracted to children, even if they may be fictional. Not all pedos are child predators though. Nobody can choose who they're attracted to, so pedos who don't offend should be free to seek mental treatment without judgement.
This seems to be the part everyone misunderstands. Pedophilia and child predation are not the same thing. They're both bad, of course, but only one of them is a choice. The other is a mental sickness. The more that the internet shouts "kill all pedos!" The more people with pedophilic thoughts are going to bury their thoughts instead of seeking out professional help, and burying your thoughts will only make them ruminate and become more harmful long-term.
Thats unavoidable when anyone can submit stuff unfortunately. But they do actually moderate the stuff that gets reported and im pretty sure the loli tag is non existant.
not that it's all of it, but doesn't r34 put every random character in the background in the tags regardless of if they're actually the porn? not saying that's all of it, but that's gotta be a solid chunk, right? to get *that high* without those extras seems unbelievable
okok I have to assume that because on the list there are characters like Luma (after rosalina) that Maggie is only there in the background to tag along with Marge (at least I fucking hope because I refuse to look it up)
It was "orchestrated" by some 4chan threads that tried to come up with the funniest characters they could think of. They spent a few days botting it and presumed the feature would get removed. Instead the site seemed indifferent to it and have left the results up to this day.
I always assumed it was people in different countries. Like remember what they found on Osamaās computer? I can totally see a bunch of other middle eastern dudes who love these shows and fetishize all the women.
I donāt even know where that idea came from but that was my running theory
They found a bunch of movies and video games on his computer. There was Naruto, Ice Age, Charlie bit my finger, and cat videos. He had Counter-Strike, Final Fantasy 7, and couple of Mario ROMs, and Animal Crossing.
Also he reportedly had erotic games but it didnāt name them so idk. No family guy but he had so much shit.
If I need to find a image, but have to do it by memory e6 makes it so easy. Do I remember the species? Do I remember what was going on, even if I only vaguely remember? Do I even remember small details like eye color to narrow it down? If it's hosted on E6 I can find it within 10 minutes or less with even a tiny remembrance of it
translation: they picked a rage comic fella in the bottom left corner in each page that you're supposed to click if you blasted haploid to that image in particular.
this explains a lot, actually. the sample is biased towards people who would click an "I came" button, which IMO screams boomer behavior. It'd be like trying to make a list of favorite characters but you only interview people who comment on porn videos
Given the number of episodes of simpsons set in the future that feature an adult goth maggie, Iām not really sure why people are so surprised she would rank highly
If it were real, I would have expected a different distribution, something in accordance to Zipf's law.
Here the characters have about the same number of clicks which is very unlikely, I think someone or multiple people with a bot ruined the data
I'dsay that more people engaging with x leads to more visibility to x and therefore more people still, a positive feedback loop
An example: https://www.redddit.com/r/boxoffice/s/t9IJElKYIy
To click the link you have to take a 'd' out
I think it's a combination of
A) lots of people don't bother clicking it.
B) People fucking with it
C) more mainstream recognizable characters will trend towards the top anyway
Their moderation is very strange. You see this chart and think they allow it but they still ban images for lolicon, i think it's different opinions on the mod team
The one that gave me pause is Princess Bean being that far up. I'm calling bullshit on that one, she only has 184 posts there, no fucking way is she that popular.
Several of those are characters who have been on TV for a long time, Iām sure the Simpsons characters (for example) have an advantage over something that ran for less time
Also insert āwhat if they made simpsons porn illegalā comic here
is anyone surprised that the most came to characters are also the characters the most amount of people know about? other characters are less known so they are searched up by less people
For those not in the know: Someone really did fuck with it at one point and this thing has been messed up every since. (It used to be a bunch of furry OCs when it was really screwed up)
[The real #1 was Princess Peach, fyi.
So, this is a case of extreme amounts of bias based on the popularity of the base work. For example: about half of all accidents are caused by drunk drivers. However, that doesn't mean a sober driver is equally likely to cause a crash as a drunk driver.
In this example (and I cannot believe I'm typing this next bit out), the Simpsons/Family Guy/American Dad is much more popular than most other media, so of course they're gonna be more jerked off to than, say, random anime woman #640 who might be jerked off to more, as a percentage of people who know her.
If 200,000,000 people have watched American Dad (or clips on youtube), and .5% jerk off to her, that'll get you a million points on here. If 2,000,000 watch anime-flavor-of-the-day, and 25% jerk off to the main character, that's 500,000 points here.
God this has been a weird comment to type out about base rate errors.
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"Jeez, even for me that's bad."
/unlance what the actual fuck
This is the worst comment I've seen on r34
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The image was not SBAHJ related
Number 11 https://preview.redd.it/nqdpgfhasgyc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b59a388481104428d32e5e182f88d555bb4dd49
Lisa at 2 š
I checked it man itās *mostly* aged up donāt worry
>mostly :(
Also the iCame button works per picture, so clicking it just adds all the characters tagged to the count. So a picture of Homer and Marge fucking quietly to avoid waking up Maggie in the next room would have all three tagged and thus increase the Maggie counter if the button is clicked.
i know that in context that specificity makes sense but it's also still very funny how specific your example was
This is surprisingly common in digital fan art when there's a canon couple with a kid Like how a massive chunk of art with "Anya Forger" as one of the character tags are just Loid and Yor fucking with Anya creeping from a distance with her smile
thinking of loid and yor fucking while anyaās just like https://preview.redd.it/kisg8lhv9iyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b0e2235c275a5fc9bc7bd3d984925aec4d67d0 āpapa and mama are flirtingā
I hate this, she KNOWS they ain't flirting. If she decides to read their minds one day at a bad time, she's gonna have a real time smut audio book playing in her head.
or...."grandma, taxes, quadratic formula"
That was kinda specific, got something you wanna share bud?
Even with that, Lisa still has a higher score than marge.
Mostly meaning one that maybe could have been as a child? The head looked around the same age but the height was way off
"I checked" you could not waterboard that out of me
Why not? It was practically a public service, now I don't have to!
Thats because r34 actually removes child stuff (thankfully) Were It not for that, "mostly" would be "almost none"
*most* Child stuff. I've looked at Zombieland Saga enough to know it's not enough:((
i dont care its still fucking gross, like out of all the character why choose the fucking child???
eh i feel like if they aged up they aged up yk (9000 year old dragon godesses obviously not counting.)
Yeah but like.... why is there aged up porn in the first place? It means someone's looking at a child and thinking "man I bet if they were older I could make good porn of them" which is still fuckin weird. It makes a bit more sense if a character is a teen I guess, but isn't Lisa like...10?
You checked?
Wdym you checked š¤Ø
Bro even lolicons donāt go that far
[?](https://i.imgur.com/a4Qjq3c.jpeg)
Btw a lolicon responded to that tweet saying āMan Iām a lolicon but thatās a literal babyā Iām paraphrasing but you get the point
That's just 2 lolicons, bro Someone into 8 year olds trying to separate themselves from someone into 2 year olds is peak comedy lol
i still have hope that animated and reallife has a disconnect like me liking tentacle stuff but being against and turned off by the idea of an actual human being penetrated by something deadly. not all lolicons are pedos kinda philosophy
All lolicons are pedos since they're still attracted to children, even if they may be fictional. Not all pedos are child predators though. Nobody can choose who they're attracted to, so pedos who don't offend should be free to seek mental treatment without judgement.
This seems to be the part everyone misunderstands. Pedophilia and child predation are not the same thing. They're both bad, of course, but only one of them is a choice. The other is a mental sickness. The more that the internet shouts "kill all pedos!" The more people with pedophilic thoughts are going to bury their thoughts instead of seeking out professional help, and burying your thoughts will only make them ruminate and become more harmful long-term.
For a lot of people there is that disconnect Though there are *actual* pedophiles who don't sadly.
Make your link LONGER THAT SHIT was hard to click on on mobile lmao
Get better fingers
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That's what she said?
Didn't used to be, back when there were competent mobile apps.
Just, wtf man....
I'd like to leave the planet please
paedophiles*
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You like dying on the inside donāt you?
Maybe it's the adult version from the future episodes ? Well, perhaps not "maybe" but rather "hopefully"
that website doesnt allow loli or childporn so that number is entirely of her aged up version.
You'd be surprised how much slips through the cracks. I was looking at the Spyxfamily tag for stuff of Yor, a surprising amount of Anya also came up.
Thats unavoidable when anyone can submit stuff unfortunately. But they do actually moderate the stuff that gets reported and im pretty sure the loli tag is non existant.
Considering how much porn there is of Pokemon trainers, they sure don't seem to be enforcing that rule
not that it's all of it, but doesn't r34 put every random character in the background in the tags regardless of if they're actually the porn? not saying that's all of it, but that's gotta be a solid chunk, right? to get *that high* without those extras seems unbelievable
okok I have to assume that because on the list there are characters like Luma (after rosalina) that Maggie is only there in the background to tag along with Marge (at least I fucking hope because I refuse to look it up)
Itās gotta be the boomers who donāt realize hentai is a thing and only use the place for Marge Simpson
That's amazing to think about
I remember when I was a child and Marge Simpson porn was all over the internet
Sorry I have to say this on a post about animated sitcom porn but ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! AND MORE!
It was "orchestrated" by some 4chan threads that tried to come up with the funniest characters they could think of. They spent a few days botting it and presumed the feature would get removed. Instead the site seemed indifferent to it and have left the results up to this day.
I always assumed it was people in different countries. Like remember what they found on Osamaās computer? I can totally see a bunch of other middle eastern dudes who love these shows and fetishize all the women. I donāt even know where that idea came from but that was my running theory
You're gonna have to provide the lore on Osama's computer I've never heard of this.
They found a bunch of movies and video games on his computer. There was Naruto, Ice Age, Charlie bit my finger, and cat videos. He had Counter-Strike, Final Fantasy 7, and couple of Mario ROMs, and Animal Crossing. Also he reportedly had erotic games but it didnāt name them so idk. No family guy but he had so much shit.
There is a Behind the Bastards episode on this topic
Man, they picked the most boring characters. I would have gone at least for the entire Monsters Vs Aliens castĀ
Dick gumshoe :D
Hey, pal. Good to see you.
> Louise belcher > Maggie Simpson D:
I cropped out 12 but it was Tina Belcher
And Lisa Simpson :(
Somehow I missed herā¦number 2ā¦
At LEAST we've seen her as an adult character ever. Maggie is just...why?
She has also technically been an adult, and ig "technically" is all the internet needs
the only explanation is that boomers actually used that site, there's no way in hell so many zoomers came to those characters
we on e621
Unlike r34 it has a very good blacklist system
And isnāt flooded with AI
- Excludes AI from searches -12 pages worth of porn disappears what the fuck rule 34.
Only 12??? That seems like not a lot in the grand scheme of the site.
12 pages for one character, I assume. This is probably half or more
Ah I didnāt realize it was just one, makes much more sense.
Sold
And also the best tagging and searching system for any porn site. Why do so many porn sites not let you filter by multiple categories?
I found an image one time by filtering like 6 different categories and found them by clothing color. Shit is unmatched
If I need to find a image, but have to do it by memory e6 makes it so easy. Do I remember the species? Do I remember what was going on, even if I only vaguely remember? Do I even remember small details like eye color to narrow it down? If it's hosted on E6 I can find it within 10 minutes or less with even a tiny remembrance of it
They got tags for fuckin background pizza and Wendy's you can find shit based on like a cropped pic it's crazy
There is a Mike's Hard Lemonade tag
i love e621
The best part is I think you can request tags so I need to tag an image I found recently with popcorn since it wasn't already
Also has the funniest meme tags.
These aren't my glasses
my personal favorite is how it changes f*tanari into the intersex tag :3
That was a recent change in the last year or so
Every booru has the same sustem they just got different tags
e621 is still the best
But e621 has the best system of them all. Gelbooru doesn't even let me filter by male or female, only how much of each is present in the image
Do people actually tag their stuff properly? Cause thatās honestly my main issue w r34 is that no one fucking tags their stuff
yes, i use both and the difference is like heaven and hell
And the millenials as well, or anyone with taste really
I checked that list like 10-7 ish tears ago and it was NOT this bad. top was zelda and or peach. I think people over 35 learned about r34 during covid
I think it's more to do with who uses that function. I've never clicked the vote thing
The only explanation is that it's bots.
jake the dog is #31 btw
Understandable https://preview.redd.it/6202ckmqmhyc1.png?width=781&format=png&auto=webp&s=838f3be6dd95c7ea656516db6df0229744f4c6bf
gonna have to bump him up to 30 after I saw that picture
God I wish reddit awards still existed sometimes
Yeah, I'd punch on his buns.
kalamir1 is #32 btw
i wish i was widowmaker
Mood as fuck
not high enough, he's obviously a wonderful lover
i assume its trolls who manipulated this
this is how I cope too
Inspect element
Nah it's real. There were both wars on that site mainly between animated sitcom enjoyers and female super Mario characters fans
rosalina deserves this ngl
that only changes your own view of the site
nah its real
i mean probably,its basically a like system but instead of a like its came easily manipulated
I keep trying to downcame things but I can't find button
i know that there is like actual children and stuff, but what the fuck is iCame^TM
A feature on rule34 which a user can click āI cameā on a post, increasing its points on this chart
I have never seen that but sure
Thereās the little rage comic image that you *cough* uh, um, stocks and shares, normal human things
?????? be legible challenge?
translation: they picked a rage comic fella in the bottom left corner in each page that you're supposed to click if you blasted haploid to that image in particular.
>blasted haploid Afuera del tiempo
what
It's only on the pc version of the website, not the mobile
I think you need an account to see/use that feature iirc. I dont have one but I considered making one to leave funny comments
this explains a lot, actually. the sample is biased towards people who would click an "I came" button, which IMO screams boomer behavior. It'd be like trying to make a list of favorite characters but you only interview people who comment on porn videos
"So beautiful, can you come to my house?"
It's S8E11 of iCarly^TM
these were botted if i recall correctly
>if i recall holy shit tracer overwatch???
think iāll takeā¦ a REDO???
*mag grenade to the face*
im already tracer
Ranks at #26
Maggie Simpson :(
My honest reaction https://preview.redd.it/zj0yuuhl7hyc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e32af4735514567e95b8de5248c7285546c989a
Such a cutie patootie :)
hdjsizuxhdnsoqjqndix
Gakster
The bigger the fandom the more people fap to it. Not surpris- wtf maggie simpson?
Given the number of episodes of simpsons set in the future that feature an adult goth maggie, Iām not really sure why people are so surprised she would rank highly
dare u to see how many are actually depicting a child :/
Bro.
i wish i was wrong
If it were real, I would have expected a different distribution, something in accordance to Zipf's law. Here the characters have about the same number of clicks which is very unlikely, I think someone or multiple people with a bot ruined the data
Y would you expect Ā Zipf's law in people cumming to r34 characters? Like these are not words
because people reading things or watching shows follow the same similar distribution and I expect the cummin to be proportional to the watchin
really? didnt know, thats cool lol. Any idea as to why tf that is?
I'dsay that more people engaging with x leads to more visibility to x and therefore more people still, a positive feedback loop An example: https://www.redddit.com/r/boxoffice/s/t9IJElKYIy To click the link you have to take a 'd' out
thanks for the info skrillex
Yeah gross but everytime this picture comes up I gotta say: FRANCINE NUMBER ONE. Rule34 got dadded
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Francine and Hayley are absolutely top 10 worthy though let's be real
Theres a whole huggbees bit about this lol
What the FUCK
Half of these are children woo
https://preview.redd.it/kl60dqzddhyc1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d920087e276cc255ef0e7a7d93059531f5c41d5 WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I mean her name was Suck Machine after all...
PRINCESS TIABEANIE MENT- #WHAT THE FUCK
I didnāt know that Gen xers were the majority of rule 34 users
https://preview.redd.it/oj42gtqtmhyc1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10a3e22ea86a252666536bf16842775cde509611
I can confirm this is almost entirely the result of bots
I think it's a combination of A) lots of people don't bother clicking it. B) People fucking with it C) more mainstream recognizable characters will trend towards the top anyway
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No Overwatch characters in the top 10? 100% made up
Its fucked up that they allow and endorse actual child porn on that site.
Their moderation is very strange. You see this chart and think they allow it but they still ban images for lolicon, i think it's different opinions on the mod team
ohh allow, I read yellow
Yellow is the most fucked up color
homegrown Simpsons stuff
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The one that gave me pause is Princess Bean being that far up. I'm calling bullshit on that one, she only has 184 posts there, no fucking way is she that popular.
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Half the top ten are underage and number 11 is a literal baby
LISA??????
Several of those are characters who have been on TV for a long time, Iām sure the Simpsons characters (for example) have an advantage over something that ran for less time Also insert āwhat if they made simpsons porn illegalā comic here
\*shakes fist\* back in my day all the top characters on this chart were from My Little Pony and the numbers topped out at like 10000
Megan is so fucking hot
You mean Megatron?
Megatron is so fucking hot
Lmao
The Good Ending
It's almost shocking how much Family Guy and Simpsons porn there is.
Even more confusing is the fact the top character has very little 'content' compared to everyone else on the list.
is anyone surprised that the most came to characters are also the characters the most amount of people know about? other characters are less known so they are searched up by less people
https://preview.redd.it/p9vpgnt6giyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee65237e0a0b7f7d844c062e1d02343c1ceaa5bd
"OK COMPUTER, SHOW ME BIG BOOBIE YELLOW LADY NOW" -A boomer, probably
- Me, age twelve
For those not in the know: Someone really did fuck with it at one point and this thing has been messed up every since. (It used to be a bunch of furry OCs when it was really screwed up) [The real #1 was Princess Peach, fyi.
You know it's bad when a lolicon refuses with maggie Simpson š
Wtf is wrong with people, why tf is Maggie there š
So, this is a case of extreme amounts of bias based on the popularity of the base work. For example: about half of all accidents are caused by drunk drivers. However, that doesn't mean a sober driver is equally likely to cause a crash as a drunk driver. In this example (and I cannot believe I'm typing this next bit out), the Simpsons/Family Guy/American Dad is much more popular than most other media, so of course they're gonna be more jerked off to than, say, random anime woman #640 who might be jerked off to more, as a percentage of people who know her. If 200,000,000 people have watched American Dad (or clips on youtube), and .5% jerk off to her, that'll get you a million points on here. If 2,000,000 watch anime-flavor-of-the-day, and 25% jerk off to the main character, that's 500,000 points here. God this has been a weird comment to type out about base rate errors.
https://preview.redd.it/jvrebzfbjiyc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8168476fb8999cc7d211b3825c7216922ab0a6bc "Jeez, even for me that's bad." /unlance what the actual fuck
Number 11 https://preview.redd.it/b2nyfevzjiyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e85bc21b3c55dbf1bc4df34cdf9d0d6d1b641e18
It's been botted to shit. There are bots responsible for those numbers not actual people.
MAGGIE AND LISA?!? šØšØ
This is the worst comment I've seen on r34 https://preview.redd.it/z7w92p4f3jyc1.png?width=761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7ca88db537db4dba8884ae3580288b2d6ba0ec9 The image was not SBAHJ related
MAGGIE?! https://preview.redd.it/f3iuqm5ymlyc1.jpeg?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b876eb1705c368051f6b2588ecea550a4dc32af1
https://preview.redd.it/wu8rl90rslyc1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=046c6cc4b491d6f6e0d852610d7ecb56639fe20c
excuse me but why are 2 and 11 that they like donāt allow that kind of stuff how?
oh wtf.
haha nice i hate everything