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Frigid_Metal

skittle squad


MrSkobbels

"pack it up skittle squad" is still one of the funniest sentences on the internet


Sadbigmann

https://preview.redd.it/tlh1jilg708d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e09e42c15d29876db070544fe425acb7a106d800


Half-Eaten-Cranberry

Homophobic dog>>>>>


Arkangyal02

Yeah, to our straight friend's horror, me and one of my gay friends LOVED this dog when you saw these a lot around the internet


IllumiNoEye_Gaming

We know what you are


Fittsa

https://preview.redd.it/bb61rx96c08d1.jpeg?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7926f30dae7ff5ff788a45ee3cf4c76e312f5b3a


furcutielexi

Would transmascs take this as an open invitation to pack? šŸ¤”


s90tx16wasr10

This bike gang would get laughed outta pride town


EverySuggestionisEoC

But that's just the name of my runescape clan


Mephlstophallus

alphabet soup people


MercenaryBard

No this is too close to what they actually say hahaha


Manospondylus_gigas

I fookin love that username


mizcellophane

Nevermind the name, check out that flair I'm dying


Manospondylus_gigas

I don't really get the flair


Mephlstophallus

google invisible hand of the market


Mephlstophallus

:3c


TheHairyMess

#PHALLUS šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø


syv_frost

Incredibly based username


Mephlstophallus

:3


inktrap99

I had heard ā€œalphabet mafiaā€ and it always cracks me up


nightmare_silhouette

Look pal, I fucking love your name.


Mephlstophallus

:3


AngieTheQueen

My discord server is called Alphabet Soup and whenever someone joins we say "welcome to the soop" There's nothing we can be told that we can't flip around and use as empowerment anymore


puppygirlnerd

Me and dad have been calling us that for years lol


Affectionate-Bag8229

ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI


Blakath

Iā€™m running a Cyberpunk Red game where players are acting as bodyguards for a trans singer during a pride parade. The singer left home to escape from her corpo father who wanted to force her into conversion therapy. So now to get her back heā€™s hired a biker gang. Hence the need for slurs that arenā€™t triggering or offensive, but funny instead so that my players enjoy the session.


SuicidalFlame

instead of using actual slurs just string together whatever words come to mind in a generally offensive tone of voice and it'll work just as well if not better


kreeperface

This is what HergƩ did in his Tintin comics and it works very fine indeed


SpaceMarineSpiff

Billions upon billions of blue blistering barnacles! Yeah checks out


zubiPrime

Ten thousand thundering typhoons!!


Raspoint

Gender Communist


DataPakP

I read that in TF2 Soldierā€™s voice


Magenta_Clouds

I read it in dr. borous voice


Half-Eaten-Cranberry

Half of cyberpunk (I assume 2077) is made up words anyway, like wtf is a choom


Admech_Ralsei

Derived from Choombatta, which was "neo-african american slang", and as it spread via cultural diffusion it was shortened to just Choomba and Choom. Out of universe, though, I'd imagine it's just a corruption of the word "chum".


Nauticalfish200

IIRC its from an African dialect. I could be wrong though, so don't quote me


Infernaloneshot

> quote me > - Nauticalfish200


Soundwipe13

new quote dropped


DataPakP

actual citation


CASHD3VIL

Google bibliography


TapeStealer

Innit basically just "chum", like buddy?


adammaudite

Like they didn't just take it from "chummer"


Just2Observe

Please check in with your players about the use of slurs if you haven't already. Even the funnier slurs can be very triggering


wozattacks

It kinda sounds like what OP is asking for are not actually slurs tbh


GreatMarch

"Iā€™m running a Cyberpunk Red game" I'm so sorry /s


ROPROPE

I miss 2020 too


GreatMarch

Never played 2020. I saw that there was an entire system to roll what random part of the body you hit and no easy system to generate enemy NPCs and moped out. Love the fiction of Cyberpunk 2020 and Pondsmiths other works in the setting, but it is waaaaaaay too crunchy and unwieldy mechanically for my tastes.Ā 


ROPROPE

Awrh. I guess it tracks that a PF1E diehard would really like it then I did like RED reducing the absolute disposability of characters a little bit. Having everyone from homeless people to Adam Smasher have 12 HP max was a vibe, but it made games where you *want* the players to live kind of awkward


ShittestCat

If you make them really into chrome they can call her flesh obsessed, helps if they all actually transcended gender through augmentation ~~and a bit of cyberpsychosis~~


Justice-Nugget

Have the bikers throw out really tame insults like it's hot shit in gruff voices and make up some kind of cyberpunk equivalent ability to vicious mockery. "Pfft... This parade is only *pretty good*" "Who sponsored the outfits for this thing? Goodwill?" "You call this representation? I thought this was a mormon church at first."


Wide_Pharma

Get a bunch of different censor noises loaded in you discord soundboard


cheshireYT

Bro Night City has people unironically using the word "Gonk" as slang, you could probably say sound effects and it'd work.


JoeDaBruh

Put something like ā€œnot too fond of gay peopleā€ from homophobic dog


ReallyBadRedditName

I mildly dislike people of different sexual and gender orientations MOTHERFUCKER >:)


actually-epic-name

Doesn't Cyberpunk as a world stopped discriminating against trans people so they could commercialize it?


FeverDream1900

Surprised it wasn't Red Chrome.


UnhappyStrain

oh god. In a time where slang sounds like, choomba, gonk, nova, convo, klep, delta, fork over etc, how do we even know what homophobic slurs would sound like...


ReallyBadRedditName

Arenā€™t fork over and convo like normal stuff people say


jlb1981

Pillow fluffers


LordVortekan

Iā€™m confused about this one Edit: ohhhhhhhhhh Urban dictionary explanation: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pillow%20Fluffer


SethSnivy9

inaba cabbage detective pfp


Homie_Jack

I think his name is Sriracha or something


youremomgay420

His name is actually Adobe HD TV


Responsible_Pace9062

Huh, I've always seen them referred to as 'fluffers', never knew 'pillow fluffers' was the full word.


LordVortekan

Me neither Iā€™ve also never seen it in a purely LGBTQ context


A_Queer_Almond

BlƄhaj havers


grimoireskb

a la Ultrakill ā€œThose who receiveā€


Bored_Egg_Sandwich

Another one is "you look like you own a stuffed shark"


zubiPrime

https://preview.redd.it/bv11mgn5e38d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b97e7c5f963b38ffc90bc30227f431743ec53a5d


maninahat

Or just corrupt the word into a new Cyberpunk one, like "Blahter" or "Blah".


nekosissyboi

Blahaj!!! Blahaj time!!! ( ąø…\^ā‰§ā ā–½ā ā‰¦ā )\^ā ąø…!!!


PuffballRampage

Sharkie yay!! :3


Mumplestiltskin

Marshmallow maties


Loose-Screws

This is what Iā€™m calling my friendgroup rn


Lvl4Stoned

I concur.


Radicool_Rosie

twinkle toes


ice-ceam-amry

That's what ivwas gonna say high five


citrusmunch

šŸ‘£


kilkil

didn't know Toph was on reddit


vincentually

rainbow rats


Big_Not_Good

It's a Cyberpunk game so how about some Cyberpunk sounding stuff like "Bit Flipper" (one to a zero, get it?) or maybe something like "Gag-a-Bites" (lol) or how about "Terry Flops". Maybe "USB-itches" or perhaps "Data Boy/Girl" (like, Date a Boy). Okay, I'm done.


TactlessTortoise

Oh shit, Bit Flipper goes hard as fuck lmao.


bnmfw

Bit flipper is so fucking fire


ASpaceOstrich

Yeah. I'm unironically going to use that for myself. Yeah I'm a bit flipper. Cosmic rays hit me and I fucked up a Mario speedrun


Big_Not_Good

I am truly honored. That was just some random nonsense I made up on the spot try'na be funny. Please steal and use however you'd like you absolutely crazy Bit Flipper! āœŒļø&šŸ¤ Edit: and yes, I get your reference and *love it*


GrbgSoupForBrains

You šŸ¤šŸæ puns. Cuz a few of these are so good. Bit flipper is perfect (fits "Input/Output" too). This should be higher.


nekosissyboi

Bro thinks he's a cosmic ray Bro thinking he contributes to the soft error rate


Truefkk

Nice how about "Glitter-ches" (Glitter+Glitches)


unknowndog123

Theirabytes


Jigle_Wigle

im so sorry can you explain the pun behind bit flipper, brains not working rn for some reason


bug--cat

i think making up nonsense words would be great for this !


nekosissyboi

Mrewerewerereerow :3


bug--cat

how dare you call me that! jail for ten thousand years!


nekosissyboi

https://preview.redd.it/71ojdruhi28d1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd1eb0efa2fbb54099d1f536416158a74958ac80 Mreow-reow (sowwie šŸ„ŗ)


bug--cat

its ok i know you didnt mean it <3


ReallyBadRedditName

PUT HIM IN THE CRUSHING CHAMBER AAAAAA


animalistcomrade

The alphabet mafia.


_spatuladoom_

homo erectus


Iwantmahandback

Heh. Erectus


garnet-overdrive

some mutilation of the acronym, like lgbtbbq is one i saw recently but theres a never ending flow of them


DuckLIT122000

Can't stand the LMNOP


FortuneSignificant55

Lickity-barbeque or qwertys


Oddish_Femboy

Remember to call them LGBTs but mix the letters up and add more letters every time you say it


EyewarsTheMangoMan

LGTV


TheGloriousLori

Ran into a homophobe once who actually used this


Working_Employer7359

LGTV4KUHD


PinkishRedLemonade

or just random groups of letters/acronyms that sound vaguely like LGBT RGB COPD AGDC


AnnonymousHoodie

ACAB


C0mpl3x1ty_1

LGBTMNOP's


Dilf_Hunter367

People with Blue hair and ā€œpronounceā€


highlevel_fucko

Make the biker gang queer as well and have them call the players bottoms and useless twinks


Mcbadguy

This has big Vegata energy


FortuneSignificant55

Make them Dykes On Bikes


Kylesmithers

Main biker guy pulls up ā€œā€¦smells like rotten Fruit in here.ā€


thecathuman

Bahaha I love this


The_Bingler

"Loving and tolerant people" or any other such compliment, just said with a sneer as if its a bad thing. Nothing makes chucklefucks look sillier than a complimentary insult


AnnonymousHoodie

Real team rocket energy with this one


That_Geza_guy

Tell you what, I can see "Skinwalkers" being used by weirdo cyberpunk bikers to insult trans people


MasterAnnatar

I find it very funny when people call me a carpet muncher as a slur. Like yeah, I make girls cum unlike you lol


FortuneSignificant55

'Rug chomper' as in same thing but not actually a used slur could be good too


ToxicTroubadour

https://preview.redd.it/2y6dbizbw08d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beff0adb76e768eea0df6dac690ae9df02d41bfe


NarkySawtooth

The gay version of king gizzard and the lizard wizard: Mini Spooners and the Honey Nut Scooters


hikikostar

mini Spooner (me as a 5'4 tfem) šŸ„ŗ


zevrans

fudgepackers


Benney9000

Two I've actually heard in real life were gender-people and fem-humen


_S1syphus

Estrogen eating tip touching transsexuals. I think honing some real Yosemite Sam energy is the move here, voice included


No_Reflection4189

Extraordinarily offensive but really funny. A good trade off


Kyle_Blackpaw

fruit or fairy have always seemed more cute than offensive to me


Boiler_Dwarf

Not necessarily an insult to call them, but the phrase ā€œAny friend of Dorothy is a foe of mine!ā€ is always fun


22797

Loafer lighters. Alphabet mafia works too for just a general queer ā€œslurā€


IblisAshenhope

Little Green Battle Twerps


owenowen2022

Alphabet circus, InValid individual, Boy/girl/they/nobody kisser, Mainframe glitches, Rainbow followed by any mildly derogatory word, ie goon,


TrollShark21

The piston plug gang


RagnarockInProgress

ā€œBlender Fangirlā€ ā€œOptimus Primeā€ ā€œLightning Boyā€ (Transformator)


New-me-_-

Grimblos


LordOfTheChumps

Can't speak for other girls but I fucking love being called a tranny faggot


ASpaceOstrich

That weirdly euphoric feeling when someone is being mean to you correctly. Someone called me a little girl in an argument and I wasn't even mad


Bing_Bong874

me too fr


scylecs

tranner


Apprehensive_Elk2935

Based flair


Pixie45w6

gotta be poof cmon


theslipperiest

Trans people are "Frogs". They be switching their genders.


Seductive_Pineapple

ā€œGet outa here frottersā€


Someboynumber5

Alphabet Mafia


Momir-Vig

Call them fairies


Rough-Jackfruit2428

Tiddy skittle Snorters


hama0n

Technically they don't have to be transphobic either, they can just be like neutral and motivated by something else like money or w/e. Like "party's over buds and flowers, just cause it's your month doesn't mean you get the whole road"


Sanstitre01

flamingos


dacoolestguy

Pudding people


Desperate-Will-8585

Troon it's also a town in Scotland


No_Reflection4189

Is alphabet mafia an actual slur because I find it really funny Also my grandma, not out of any malice, calls them ā€œyou thingsā€ because she feels bad about saying anything wrong


TheJackTheStripper

fruit loop


cephalopodAcreage

Californians


SquidCheese39

"Shapeshifters" (If this is actually offensive, someone please let me know, and I will delete this comment)


azurephantom93

Fruit salad


TheGreenGobblr

*queers*


deathangle9001

Best I can do since it's cyberpunk you could go with something along "Choom sucker"


emoyerwilkes63

Sexual homes


Forever_GM1

rainbow mafia, or if you wanna be historical about it, greeky boys


LineOfInquiry

Pronoun people


Throwaway-0-0-

Maybe it's just me but I feel like fairies is an outdated enough slur that it comes across as funny rather than offensive.


Dr_Fart83

Fudge fiddlers


Trappedtrea

Alphabet mafia is one of my favorites


nightmare_silhouette

"You and what homo parade?" - Larry from TWDG "Troglodyke" - Random one I just came up with Idk these seem more offensive than inoffensive šŸ˜… I'm bad with coming up with slurs šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Purplejellyblob

I always thought fudge packer and carpet muncher were pretty ridiculous


GhostlyRuminations

Rainbow Roadies Prism Pissers


dumpylump69

Just look up images of the homophobic dog you should be set


dumpylump69

https://preview.redd.it/uym0mg7hn18d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d05d16971fbcfd53330cd5c822c9aebc176ff5c7 i.e


Sweet_Bat_7516

Faggot is pretty funny. Before I knew it was a slur I got into an argument with some kid on the bus in third grade and as he was walking off the bus I called him a faggot


Bitterqueer

Fruit by the foot


GENERAL-KAY

It's a bit elaborate but Estrogen addict can be funny to a degree


OceanoDeRoca

newhalf is old japanese slang for trans people but i think it also doubles as a slur there i'm not 100% sure cause im not japanese, but it sounds very cyberpunk.


Divine_ruler

Not really a slur so much as a failed insult, but one time someone called my trans male friend a ā€œpants wearerā€ and said the zipper of his jeans was useless.


FLAMING_tOGIKISS

terfs keep trying to make troon a thing but it's so silly sounding i don't know if anyone has ever actually been offended by it


Admech_Ralsei

Have them call trans men inputs and trans women outputs; in the Time Of the Red, Input referred to female partner and Output referred to a male partner (whereas by 2077 it somehow became the other way around), so I could imagine a dingy biker gang using those titles to refer to them in a negative way.


adammaudite

"I'M GOING TO TERMINATE ALL OF YOU LOOPS"


Skystrike12

Maybe not a slur, but a general rude statement considering cyberpunk- ā€œgo blow a capacitorā€


ninjasaiyan777

Fruit, Rainbow Mafia, Alphabet Mafia, Queers, etc are some of my favorites. I wear those with pride.


megadriive

"boybooty giggletouching ass sissy"


ExuDeku

Not gay but I call my androgynous Fate characters in FGO the "Twink Troupe"


m0nstera_deliciosa

I call my girlfriend ā€˜gaywadā€™ occasionally, when sheā€™s being super gay. Itā€™s the lightest slur I can think of.


Sky_Leviathan

Cross people (the letter t looks like a cross)


MrsColdArrow

Nā€™wah


SnooBunnies9328

South Park Fractured but Whole has this reoccurring bit where hillbillies harass you as you fill out your character bio. Maybe it could be something to the effect of that!


raaawrbot

paddlepop nation


Dustyink_

slurs are meant to be offensive, thats their fuckijg point


peppi0304

thigh high rats


YourFavouriteDad

Fairytale creatures


LunaTheGoodgal

peepeepoopoo squadron


UlrichVonGradwitz

Twink (derogatory)


DenimGod4lyfe

LGHDTV community