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Passive-Shooter

working for Yakub in the white people factory


Mooseboy24

Can y’all make some new types they getting stale


Independent-Fly6068

they go bad too fast in the sun


Mooseboy24

Just finish them before they melt.


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

We do, that's how you get Mediterranean people


PancakeParty98

Yackov McGruder


owenowen2022

Assistant director of pyramid building


PhobiaTo2

Building pyramid schemes


Mr_Skeltal_Naxbem

https://preview.redd.it/296cgmncq29d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b25e812a3098e1637a88b5857d8c2415c882d0bb On his way to fight Batman


Basil_Of_Faraway

fight... batman?? as who, the pyramiddler??


joxeta

Guy goes by King Tut. He hasn't really existed in continuity outside of the 60s TV series though.


Mr_Skeltal_Naxbem

He also appeared in Batman: the brave and the bold


joxeta

No kidding? I didn't watch it but now I have to haha


TDJesusSaves

And Lego Batman :D


psychologyFanatic

Nah that's spidermans version of this guy hahaha


AntiMatterLite

I saw the original tweet - that's OP's boss


LiverFailureMan

On the one hand, guy seems crazy. Tiddies all hanging out at work while doing costume play, unprofessional. And yet, I aspire to have this much power in my life one day. Inspirational, may we all be able to unleash our madness one day.


VintageLunchMeat

Plus, natural pharohmoans.


LiverFailureMan

Oh my god that made me roll my eyes. Well done!


The-Doot-Slayer

https://preview.redd.it/m63ihbm7k99d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6502c8c54c1b9ca1e8f2b3482754c7165ba62d2


Responsible_Pace9062

Nah, if I have that much power I would rather just chill at my own place and barely show up, instead of sexually harassing employees with unasked for nudity.


Bowdensaft

Is a bare man torso really the bar for *sexual harassment*? It's inappropriate and unprofessional, but I hardly think it's that extreme.


ResponsibleAnt7220

For real, people act like a hairy dude existing will leave them with mental scars.  Is it unprofessional and inappropriate, like you said? Yes. Is it even remotely reasonable to compare this weird shit with unwanted sexual advances and harassment? No.  Seriously, being weird as hell isn't a fucking crime. 


Bowdensaft

Don't tell these people that beaches and swimming pools exist, they wouldn't be able to handle it


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

Those gnarly bare feet are harassing me through the screen


Bowdensaft

Fair


LiverFailureMan

I'd like to set everyone free to be crazy and see what each person chooses.


dreadposting

He's not nude? Wut


GrbgSoupForBrains

No one should aspire to be an oppressor.


LiverFailureMan

I aspire to have his power, not to use it as he did. The point is to be able to choose. To be powerless, I believe, is to have no choice. But I agree-why subject everyone to my madness when I can instead choose to let everyone let their madness free together? THAT would be my choice, if I had one. What about you?


GrbgSoupForBrains

My choice would be to abolish "power" (especially by way of capital) in general.


LiverFailureMan

Curious! But not wrong. Though what would take power's place? Cooperation? Or would "power" simply be obsolete? Either way, it's a fine answer.


GrbgSoupForBrains

There's no way I can do this conversation justice via Reddit comment (Not locked in enough on this one to give a wall o' text response 😂) But the short version looks something like commun**al**ism, cooperation, and enablement. (I see money/capital as an individualist tool of restriction, gatekeeping, and coercion.)


bleepblopbl0rp

Man I remember being a young communist. But I didn't sell out, ok. I bought in.


GrbgSoupForBrains

What does that even mean?


bleepblopbl0rp

Idk lol [it's from SLC Punk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aNiBktcSvQ)


GrbgSoupForBrains

😂 oh, phew! (In my head going, wow another 196 Capitalist??)


SweetSoftBoi

Bro really said: https://preview.redd.it/vftnlyei639d1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9357ecf0ce3a8b38c2dee34b28269620b93aebe


LtSoba

https://preview.redd.it/8zhiuv4yo39d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60aca4209af4f7b1254cf7930c91e9c2af6cb035


Beastyboyy1

https://preview.redd.it/wg24yg68n49d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1de41c37d2459b8581df3e90bd4557732b2a86dc


CDsMakeYou

Why are we building pyraminds in Utah?


Beastyboyy1

for the glory of the white pharaoh


Wysk222

That’s the kind of question that gets you entombed beneath one of the White Pharaoh’s mighty constructs 😂


Alien-Fox-4

oh god i realized why this image messes with me so much he looks like jeff besos wtf


Mike_with_Wings

Who is it actually?


drago_varior

Jeff bezzoz


LordofAngmarMB

I'm so glad Homelander didn't Justin Trudeau-himself when he wore this Halloween costume, I’d hate for the hero and symbol of America to get unjustly canceled for racism


sample-name

Verbatim


Throwaway1293524

Come forth Pharaoh My temple needs it's Pharaoh


iblinkyoublink

Black Goddess


DOCTOR-MISTER

Beautiful risings Pharaoh


sainovacane

grand risings pharaoh


obama___prism

who the fuck is my mom talkin to💀


Jelmerdts

Having his titties out with 2 women on a casting couch makes me really wonder what his job is


ISmokeRocksAndFash

tables


VeryFortniteOfYou

The job isn't important. It's just a generic job that the writers made up for this.


Flimsy_Pie7677

Pyramid scheme


PositiveLadder2359

bro works with the Ancient Egyptian God Ra


asgards_thor

CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆


PalmBreezy

_-_RETURN THE SLAB_-_


Just_M_01

ra ra ah ah aah ro ma ro ma maa ga ga ooh la laa


6a6f7368206672696172

JAFFA! KREE!


droL_muC

i dont understand what job they working


NastiestMC

I think bro works with the Egyptian god ra 


legrandguignol

putting the pussy in a sarcophagus


Bardic_Inspiration66

Bruising esophagus


sample-name

Toppin' off the top of this esophagus Rockin' this metropolis


MercenaryBard

I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal where did you get that preposterous hypothesis did *Steve* tell you that?


kryonik

Sarcophagussy?


Noctium3

Pyramid building


ISmokeRocksAndFash

tables


VeryFortniteOfYou

TAY-BLES!


medalf

Why am I so confused by memes on 196 so damn often. I thought I had this, I was cool enough to hang out with the cool kids. Now I feel like a boomer.


obama___prism

bro doesn't know abt the white pharaoh💀


visforvillian

I mean there's Alexander the great and the ptolemaic dynasty.


Qiukae

If it can reassure you, I'm with you, and I'm "only" 21 :'D


Sure_Satisfaction497

Well I’m 28 and got the joke. So where are we now?


coco_19

bro works with the Ancient Egyptian God Ra


emeraldeyesshine

#THE RA? OF EGYPTIAN GOD CARD RA FAME?


XRustyPx

Pharaoh maxxing


ramengirlxo

Anyone have the context?


dingus_dot_com

bro works with the Ancient Egyptian God Ra


Ceirati

bro works with the Ancient Egyptian God Ra


ctrlaltelite

intern at stargate command detention center


a-setaceous

but who's he working with?


EverySuggestionisEoC

The Ancient Egyptyian God Ra.


a-setaceous

no fkn way!!! o__0


Magenta_Clouds

Ramses II


PositiveLadder2359

bro works with the Ancient Egyptian God Ra


PositiveLadder2359

bro works with the Ancient Egyptian God Ra


NellyLorey

Sometimes you just have to put on the white pharaoh fit if it's 30° outside


Natethegratelol

Mf is hannyabal from one piece


SoftestBoygirlAlive

What you don't see in the pic is that the couch has a built-in toilet


CRauzDaGreat

Cut lord Beerus some slack smh


madexmachina

Historically accurate ptolemaic dynasty


BetaThetaOmega

bro is working in Memphis (the original one, not the remake)


PositiveLadder2359

bro works with the Ancient Egyptian God Ra


jlb1981

Making Memphis more like Nashville


None_Tea

That looks awfully similar to the casting couch, no?


RetroCorn

Turns out the company is a pyramid scheme.


mutnemom_hurb

https://preview.redd.it/qcdhli51e59d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8d167e4aca7618ad9dff7d57ec52191d7954d09


Anima1212

I can’t stop looking at his nasty ass bloody (?) toenails… gross dude and barefoot? At least get sandals.


Scat-Rat93

Lol this mfer is one of those dudes that holds grapes while their boss lounges


KosmoCatz

Front one has a Razer Blade 😎


T04stedCheese

I see the Ptolemaic dynasty is back


aaaa32801

oh yeah it’s excessive inbreeding time let’s goooo


confused-all-time

Is this one of the so-called “fem-boys” (short for “feminine boys”) gen z keeps talking about?


Mr7000000

No, because he's fat and a little hairy, so wearing revealing clothes is gross instead of cool. /s


Basil_Of_Faraway

the pharaoh's curse


Gloomy_Television_97

Bro is a Destroyer God


Xalethesniper

Wtf job could they be doin on the casting couch with a guy dressed as a pharaoh


Sparktron_87

https://preview.redd.it/j2ki2thv069d1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77bb9f80f0437dc9c87b2e70b5cd66da20d1f0c2


nekosissyboi

I wanna suck his dick 🥺


arboreallion

Honestly the feet are the most unhinged part of all of this.


lazyDevman

working with a fucking Egyptian pharaoh or something?


ISmokeRocksAndFash

bro works with the Ancient Egyptian God Ra


Pristine_Flatworm

The white Pharo appears


Tallal2804

Bro is a Destroyer God


Gru-some

He looks like a God of Destruction


Olivemaster2000

This is just like that one Phineas and Ferb episode


BLARGLESNARF

I want to build him a pyriamid 😮‍💨🥵


LoreMasterJack

Lord Beerus looking ass.


mgquantitysquared

I knew a guy who wore a Halloween Pharaoh hat everywhere he went, even in the dead of summer. I called him Coughy Sweaty


Not_a_brazilian_spy

Bro hates his job bc he's working in a pyramid scheme


Kzero01

Well, if OOP's coworkers see this, at least they won't have to work there anymore...


LewtedHose

Curse of Ra type beat.


Newsuperstevebros

Bro works for his universe's god of destruction, on god they on their way to the tournament of power


Level37Doggo

You will be visited by three underwhelming mandatory team building events, each worse than the last… Return the slab!