For context, this is actually from a storyline where Tim Drake(alongside others I think) gets sent into an "alternate" reality/fake reality/whatever that resembles a parody of the 90s run of DC and Batman(hence why he has giant, over-the-top shoulder spikes), and *this* moment is what tips of to Tim that *something is wrong* and *this is not the "real" modern-day world/Batman*.
Not making any of this up, btw. But my memory is not the best but I think this was the gist of it.
Sadly, panels such as this were leaked and posted without context before the storyline was released, leading to giant controversies about "homophobic Batman" and such.
āSorry Barbara, but Iāve decided that the role of Batgirl is just too political. From now on you can stay in the Batcave wearing lingerie and making sandwiches for me and Robin while we take turns knocking you up.ā
Sure, [rare footage of Bruce Wayne talking about his feelings to someone that isn't Bruce Wayne](https://mobile.twitter.com/wordsandsense/status/1549253093191196672?t=zSu-4UMAW3aEyAZzSMoiwg&s=19)
Super hero comics are generally more progressive and always have been.
I say generally because I remember that Captain Marvel and Steamboat existed, but we don't have to talk about that.
Can confirm. Transformers got it's first major transgender rep (3x reps) and it's first major gay/lesbian relationships (5x relationships) all through the comics.
[CW: horny posting and a homophobic slur]
>!I have a nightmare where Iām getting railed by a homophobe and he calls me a faggot and itās pretty hot!<
I was with a guy who was like this haha. He was deeply closeted and it was his way of coping. Great in the bedroom but he couldn't go to costco with me in case people thought we were a couple.
Sure Jace, 2 former military powerlifters buying almonds and dad jeans, it's like a flashing neon sign that says "look at us, we're homos!"
OMG you're the first person who asked! Online at least haha.
There is so much information and disinformation online, I am happy to answer *any* question and like so many things, it only works if it works *for you* and your circumstances.
I would love to know what the minimum resource is available to you - do you have access to a gym, or would a starting point for you [be a cheap pullup bar you can put in your doorway?](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/ca4cf99e-94af-41db-9fe7-2e40bc7f5386_1.d35d76516a5ed13aad5da301c0c64be3.jpeg)
Hey, I want you to know that you're not dumb because you're dyslexic. It's a very difficult thing to overcome. You're dumb because you post shit like this online
>I have a nightmare where Iām getting railed by a homophobe and he calls me a faggot and itās pretty hot
I agree, this is art. My trans gf asked me to wear a wife beater, skimask (black) and revolver, then be really mean and scary, yell, choke her, etc. I'm sub so thats tuff and not my wheel house :( .
She came more than she ever has in her entire life, then passed out for 2 hours. Once she woke, aftercare!
This isnāt the real Batman, itās a nightmare. When Robin tells the real Batman about this he only asks ādoes he make you happy?ā And when Robin confirms so, he says āgoodā
Ally Batman
Pink kryptonite doesnāt just make you gay, it makes you 90s sitcom stereotype gay.
There was also another cartoon or comic (I forgor) where kryptonite swaps a characterās gender which Iām not even gonna get into.
Thatās literally what he says actually, when Robin tries to respond with a gift his only response is that heās his son so he is already happy and doesnāt need anything else
>!There might be some wiggle room, but from the looks of it, Noir is perma dead, Kripke has said that a new character will be pretending to be Noir, but who knows, maybe the original Noir will come back in near the end of season 4 and kick the imposter noirs ass but there is a very strong chance thatās just copium on my part!<
He dosnt. Small time criminals like simple thieves who broke into a store will just get a menacing look but those who are part of something bigger like two face get a beat to near death because they mistakingly looked at him
Weird cause I literally saw Batman beat a guy almost to death with a baseball bat the other day and then he zerked off over him. This psycho is FUCKED.
Your in luck! Its not him, it's a bad dream in the comic. IRL in the comic bman just asks if it makes robin happy, robin says yes, bman says "nice, homo!".
So, a little bit more wholesom.
People do realize, a few Frank Millers aside, comic writers have mostly been liberal to leftists, right?
Hell, even Stan and Jack making black superheroes was treated as radical for the time; and you can find fan letters where Stan responded to racists saying ādonāt like it, donāt read it.ā
Grant Morrison would shiver at the thought of a homophobic Batman.
I really don't understand what people see in Frank Miller or Garth Ennis' work. I mean, the adaptations alone prove how much better their work is in someone else's hands.
They both understood the cause and effects of corrupt systems of government, and what toll they would take on a person; as well as the mental state of someone who would single handily try to fight them.
And then said the solution to corruption is more corruption.
They misunderstood their own points.
He doesnāt, though. The ālol Batman will break a guys bones for stealing foodā is just a fandom meme that got out of control. He would do no such thing. Honestly, most petty criminals would just run at the sight of him.
liking woman as a guy is gay because women are feminine and im a man (masculine). So obviously i have to fuck guys to be the most straight, masculine man. Its basic algebra, dummy
bro the recent movie made me genuinely uncomfortable when batman literally trauma bonded to catwoman
i'm not even kidding when I say that batman talks about hisdead parents and the shit he's going through, and catwoman gets depressed about her friend and stuff.. and then they just.. kiss for some fucking reason
i havent seen the movie but that sounds... good? i like batman being more emotional though i can understand why some people prefer him as the strong silent type
You like the Arkham series? The earliest entry was a little too unrefined for my taste, but when Arkham City came out in '11, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole game has a smooth, crisp gameplay, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the immersion a big boost. It's been compared to the Spiderman games, but I think Arkham has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
He isnāt, this is a nightmare scene, the real Batman only asks about the relationship to make sure the boyfriend makes robin happy and when he learns he does, he supports it
[Hopefully this helps!](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/w2rl0m/batman_rule/igsc7sn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
For the record, in this Tim and his Young Justice teammates are trapped in some sort of dream dimension prison thing. In canon Bruce has been very supportive.
This is a callback to old Silver Age comics when Batman and Superman would do horrid pranks on Robin and Jimmy Olsen. This month Superman will also pretend to be an anti-Irish racist to teach Jimmy a lesson about white privilege.
"*I named you The Boy Wonder. Not Boy-I-Wonder-what-Bernard's-dick-tastes-like.*"
Unironically, make Batman homophobic just so he can say this line and then dab on Robin
Batman if he was a half decent character
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If you can't imagine your version of the Batman comforting a crying child, you haven't got a Batman, you have a furry Punisher
>!i want to clarify now that what i said was ironic. I think batman is a great character!<
Iām pretty sure the quote is Punisher in a funny hat, but like this one too!
Thank you for the laugh I needed that today
The Lord made Batman & Robin, not Batman and Slobbing... A Guy's Dick... and the guy's name's Bernard I guess.
Thatās was pretty good
Robbin these nuts on your chin lmao I'm sorry
For context, this is actually from a storyline where Tim Drake(alongside others I think) gets sent into an "alternate" reality/fake reality/whatever that resembles a parody of the 90s run of DC and Batman(hence why he has giant, over-the-top shoulder spikes), and *this* moment is what tips of to Tim that *something is wrong* and *this is not the "real" modern-day world/Batman*. Not making any of this up, btw. But my memory is not the best but I think this was the gist of it. Sadly, panels such as this were leaked and posted without context before the storyline was released, leading to giant controversies about "homophobic Batman" and such.
If Batman was a gamer
āSorry Barbara, but Iāve decided that the role of Batgirl is just too political. From now on you can stay in the Batcave wearing lingerie and making sandwiches for me and Robin while we take turns knocking you up.ā
Thatās just incels
What's the difference?
Gamers say more slurs
batman if he was a GOOD CHATACYERM.......
Batman plays doom for 34 seconds and then becomes homophobic
Google Batman Rule 34 for more information
The panel where Tim actually comes out to Batman is hot on the DC Comics sub right now if anyone wants to check it out.
...how hot is it?
Any chance you could link it?
Sure, [rare footage of Bruce Wayne talking about his feelings to someone that isn't Bruce Wayne](https://mobile.twitter.com/wordsandsense/status/1549253093191196672?t=zSu-4UMAW3aEyAZzSMoiwg&s=19)
cute
for anyone wondering this is an alternate reality/dream sequence so not really canon
Funny enough it's Batman being homophobic that makes Tim realize he's in a alternate reality.
Based irl batman in that case
Super hero comics are generally more progressive and always have been. I say generally because I remember that Captain Marvel and Steamboat existed, but we don't have to talk about that.
Can confirm. Transformers got it's first major transgender rep (3x reps) and it's first major gay/lesbian relationships (5x relationships) all through the comics.
trans formers??????
Formerly trans???
gay robots?!
All transformers are canonically gay
They are more than meets the eye.
The panel where Tim actually comes out to Bruce is hot on the DC comics sub if you want to check it out
also it's tim drake the boy virgin we're talking here so the usual 196 hornyposting has no effect on the lad
This means that the real Batman is not only not homophobic but also a ally
Catwoman is bi in the new movie. Harley and Ivy are also bi in the comics Two-Face is bipolar
i have a nightmare where im am being a... homophobe š±š±š„š
[CW: horny posting and a homophobic slur] >!I have a nightmare where Iām getting railed by a homophobe and he calls me a faggot and itās pretty hot!<
Morb I'm not sure what's going on here
Me neither morb girl
I guess it's a dream.
Morbin time, that's what's going on
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Morvelous
Every time I open the comments on this sub I realize Im really not as fucked up as I feel
And every time I open the comments I realize I am
most sane 196 user
I donāt think thatās a nightmare
The homophobe left his socks on. And sandals.
NOOOOOOO
I was with a guy who was like this haha. He was deeply closeted and it was his way of coping. Great in the bedroom but he couldn't go to costco with me in case people thought we were a couple. Sure Jace, 2 former military powerlifters buying almonds and dad jeans, it's like a flashing neon sign that says "look at us, we're homos!"
advice on getting into lifting?
OMG you're the first person who asked! Online at least haha. There is so much information and disinformation online, I am happy to answer *any* question and like so many things, it only works if it works *for you* and your circumstances. I would love to know what the minimum resource is available to you - do you have access to a gym, or would a starting point for you [be a cheap pullup bar you can put in your doorway?](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/ca4cf99e-94af-41db-9fe7-2e40bc7f5386_1.d35d76516a5ed13aad5da301c0c64be3.jpeg)
>!i think about that a lot and i think its pretty hot too š„“ļø!<
Same tho
Been there. It's really hot, but then you just kinda feel gross afterward.
thatās fucking weird Horny0nMain and youāre fuckin weird Horny0nMain >!ok but yeah thatās pretty hot!<
Bro what?
Mood
Iām sorry what
I said >!I have a nightmare where Iām getting railed by a homophobe and he calls me a faggot and itās pretty hot!<
Hey, I want you to know that you're not dumb because you're dyslexic. It's a very difficult thing to overcome. You're dumb because you post shit like this online
Degrading subs is always fun tho
Omg same actually but switch homophobe with transphobe and the f slur with the t slur
Mf with humiliation fetish when you tell them the 2 magic words said by the black man with lighting
:/
**heavy breathing** #BOI
Needs to be higher
>I have a nightmare where Iām getting railed by a homophobe and he calls me a faggot and itās pretty hot I agree, this is art. My trans gf asked me to wear a wife beater, skimask (black) and revolver, then be really mean and scary, yell, choke her, etc. I'm sub so thats tuff and not my wheel house :( . She came more than she ever has in her entire life, then passed out for 2 hours. Once she woke, aftercare!
holy mother of kinky
* forgot, trashed jeans too (paint, bleach, rips).
Based
I think the lettering on Robinās response is meant to indicate he literally thought āBitch, what?ā
I refuse to believe batman would ever commit a homophobia
This isnāt the real Batman, itās a nightmare. When Robin tells the real Batman about this he only asks ādoes he make you happy?ā And when Robin confirms so, he says āgoodā Ally Batman
Oh thank Kal-El. I was beginning to panic that Supes would have to slap some sense into him.
Supes would understand so long as he's near pink kryptonite
NOT THE PINK KRYPTONITE
^wedonttalkaboutthepinkone
But Jon Kent is the supes now and heās already bi, what would pink K do?
Two options 1. if it just makes Kryptonians gay it makes him wayyyyy more into dudes. 2. If it inverts sexuality, he's aroace
Pink kryptonite doesnāt just make you gay, it makes you 90s sitcom stereotype gay. There was also another cartoon or comic (I forgor) where kryptonite swaps a characterās gender which Iām not even gonna get into.
I guess it would depend as well where he is on the spectrum too.
Batman wouldnāt be homophobic lol. If anything, he wants the boys to be happy in a way heāll never allow himself.
Based and Brucepilled
Thatās literally what he says actually, when Robin tries to respond with a gift his only response is that heās his son so he is already happy and doesnāt need anything else
The Boys (2019-)
Black noir wouldnāt be homophobic either, dumbass
Yeah he >!can't be anymore anyway :(!<
>!He didnāt even get a single punch in on Soldier Boy before he got Homelandered :(!<
>!i think heāll survive considering he got his head basically split in half by SB and still survived to become the leader of the seven!<
>!heās fucking dead bro!<
\>!insert text here!< >!insert text here!<
>!There might be some wiggle room, but from the looks of it, Noir is perma dead, Kripke has said that a new character will be pretending to be Noir, but who knows, maybe the original Noir will come back in near the end of season 4 and kick the imposter noirs ass but there is a very strong chance thatās just copium on my part!<
Black Noir wouldn't be homophobic. He's such a sweetheart.
Idk what the TV show did but in the comic book of The Boys the Batman equivalent (Tek-Knight) was homophobic, as was Swing-wing (Robin).
He also beats up people who can't afford food so what did you expect?
He dosnt. Small time criminals like simple thieves who broke into a store will just get a menacing look but those who are part of something bigger like two face get a beat to near death because they mistakingly looked at him
This is revisionism
Yeah I literally saw Batman beating up a homeless guy last Saturday night, just for loitering
Literally saw him break a homeless man's back over the anti-homeless bench. The poor man bleed out before paramedics could arrive.
Literally saw him throwing a homeless man into a meatgrinder and the only thing left of him was his eye and a finger bone
Weird cause I literally saw Batman beat a guy almost to death with a baseball bat the other day and then he zerked off over him. This psycho is FUCKED.
Batman fucked my mom also
Lollygagging is a serious crime.
Ah yes, the infamous version of Batman that exists in redditor's heads. I hate that guy.
Your in luck! Its not him, it's a bad dream in the comic. IRL in the comic bman just asks if it makes robin happy, robin says yes, bman says "nice, homo!". So, a little bit more wholesom.
People do realize, a few Frank Millers aside, comic writers have mostly been liberal to leftists, right? Hell, even Stan and Jack making black superheroes was treated as radical for the time; and you can find fan letters where Stan responded to racists saying ādonāt like it, donāt read it.ā Grant Morrison would shiver at the thought of a homophobic Batman.
I really don't understand what people see in Frank Miller or Garth Ennis' work. I mean, the adaptations alone prove how much better their work is in someone else's hands.
They both understood the cause and effects of corrupt systems of government, and what toll they would take on a person; as well as the mental state of someone who would single handily try to fight them. And then said the solution to corruption is more corruption. They misunderstood their own points.
He doesnāt, though. The ālol Batman will break a guys bones for stealing foodā is just a fandom meme that got out of control. He would do no such thing. Honestly, most petty criminals would just run at the sight of him.
When did he do that.
Why is this getting downvoted ???
bat man meat riders out in full force these days
Its not true
Batman went from homosexual to homophobic oh how the mighty have fallen š©š©
how can one be homosexual when... š„ŗ catwoman š„ŗ
by being a woman
TRUE
Conspiracy theorist detected
liking woman as a guy is gay because women are feminine and im a man (masculine). So obviously i have to fuck guys to be the most straight, masculine man. Its basic algebra, dummy
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
greek misogynistic gay sex was rather funny
Also Japan
joker though
valid tbh
bro the recent movie made me genuinely uncomfortable when batman literally trauma bonded to catwoman i'm not even kidding when I say that batman talks about hisdead parents and the shit he's going through, and catwoman gets depressed about her friend and stuff.. and then they just.. kiss for some fucking reason
i havent seen the movie but that sounds... good? i like batman being more emotional though i can understand why some people prefer him as the strong silent type
its a g ood movie
Bat woman ;). OR, cat-man :o
bat woman š„ŗ
Man woman
Bat woman is already canon in the comics and she's lesbian
Greatest detective can't deduce that gay people exist
Average 4chan conspiracy theorist be like
Apolitical Batman
Bateman
Cool it with the homophobic remarks
I am simply not here, pal
You like the Arkham series? The earliest entry was a little too unrefined for my taste, but when Arkham City came out in '11, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole game has a smooth, crisp gameplay, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the immersion a big boost. It's been compared to the Spiderman games, but I think Arkham has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
šæ Arkham Asylum was perfect
Batman Bateman Baseman Basement There's a connection here
basement ba semen t semen cum Batman gay confirmed.
I was always surprised when they called them the Christian Bale Batman movies or something instead of the Bateman movies
He has too many gay children to be saying this
He isnāt, this is a nightmare scene, the real Batman only asks about the relationship to make sure the boyfriend makes robin happy and when he learns he does, he supports it
Randomest nightmare ever
Can already tell this is an alternate universe or some shit because Batman is definitely not straight
Wayne x Kent I f*cking knew it.
My OTP is Bruce Wayne the reclusive billionaire and Batman, a mysterious vigilante of the night
Whose gonna tell them? Nobody?
Was thinking more ghostmaker but yeah thereās definitely something happening with those two
[Hopefully this helps!](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/w2rl0m/batman_rule/igsc7sn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
He's a billionaire. wtf did you guys expect him to be? A good person?
But, he superheroš„ŗ
So is Homelander š
I do not know whi homelander is
Homelander is a character from The Boys. He is a superhero and a very very bad person.
bad person (very)
He can do whatever the duck he wants. What's your favorite dinosaur? I like Liliensternus
I canāt decide between Spinosaurus and Deinocherius. I can say you have great taste, basal theropods and neotheropods are cool.
He lands on homes.
The only good billionaire. Well, him and Ted Kord, but thatās it. Only two good billionaires, and theyāre both fictional.
Isnāt Oliver Queen (Green Arrow) loaded too?
Sometimes he isnāt sometimes he isnāt. Although Iām pretty sure Bruce is/was broke before he died
Itās an alternate reality or something
Bruce Wayne? Yeah, actually. It's kinda a staple of his character that despite having untold riches he struggles endlessly to heal Gotham.
For the record, in this Tim and his Young Justice teammates are trapped in some sort of dream dimension prison thing. In canon Bruce has been very supportive.
In fact it's Batman being against the relationship that tells him it's some nightmare
Who tf is Bernard?
Tim Drake's current boyfriend in the comics
oml is that canon??
Yeah, Tim's bi. Also, the current Superman (Jon Kent, Clark's son) is bi and also dating a dude
superman gay??? what a time to be alive
Conservatives were really stupid about it lol they thought the original superman got turned gay
He's a host, spoiler alert for season one I guess.
Season one of what?
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show
Do the mario
Bro I would be homophobic too I my son was dating a mf named *Bernard*.
Nard
Lego Batman is homophobic. Comic batman is gay and homophobic
Old live action batman is just gay
it then hard cuts to bruce and kent fucking
*Meanwhile on Prime Earth*
WHY? IN THE OTHER COMIC FROM LIKE, 4 MONTHS AGO, HE TOLD ROBIN THAT IF HE LIKED BERNARD AND WAS HAPPY WITH HIM, THEY SHOULD CONTINUE DATING.
This is from a dream sequence, donāt worry
Ah. Makes much more sense. Batman is in Robinās Nightmares.
This is a callback to old Silver Age comics when Batman and Superman would do horrid pranks on Robin and Jimmy Olsen. This month Superman will also pretend to be an anti-Irish racist to teach Jimmy a lesson about white privilege.
Holy shit Bruce is a TimSteph shipper
Why did i read "THEY MADE BRITAIN HOMOPHOBIC" tf is wrong with my reading capabilities
BATMAN WOULD NEVER
DW he doesn't, this is an alternate, 90s parody reality thing.
homophobia Batman but no one is mentioning the ship wars that the Robins always go through. NEVER step in that shit itās fucking wild
my whole view of batman pretty much exclusively comes from the wayne family webtoon so i am in a cozy bubble of wholesomeness