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lildissonance

"*I named you The Boy Wonder. Not Boy-I-Wonder-what-Bernard's-dick-tastes-like.*"


skaersSabody

Unironically, make Batman homophobic just so he can say this line and then dab on Robin


stf29

Batman if he was a half decent character


Funcharacteristicaly

šŸ¤“


GreatBigBagOfNope

If you can't imagine your version of the Batman comforting a crying child, you haven't got a Batman, you have a furry Punisher


stf29

>!i want to clarify now that what i said was ironic. I think batman is a great character!<


le_scarf_witch

Iā€™m pretty sure the quote is Punisher in a funny hat, but like this one too!


ApatheticEight

Thank you for the laugh I needed that today


ftzpltc

The Lord made Batman & Robin, not Batman and Slobbing... A Guy's Dick... and the guy's name's Bernard I guess.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s was pretty good


[deleted]

Robbin these nuts on your chin lmao I'm sorry


IamMrJay

For context, this is actually from a storyline where Tim Drake(alongside others I think) gets sent into an "alternate" reality/fake reality/whatever that resembles a parody of the 90s run of DC and Batman(hence why he has giant, over-the-top shoulder spikes), and *this* moment is what tips of to Tim that *something is wrong* and *this is not the "real" modern-day world/Batman*. Not making any of this up, btw. But my memory is not the best but I think this was the gist of it. Sadly, panels such as this were leaked and posted without context before the storyline was released, leading to giant controversies about "homophobic Batman" and such.


GonnSolo

If Batman was a gamer


scrueggs

ā€œSorry Barbara, but Iā€™ve decided that the role of Batgirl is just too political. From now on you can stay in the Batcave wearing lingerie and making sandwiches for me and Robin while we take turns knocking you up.ā€


Parody5Gaming

Thatā€™s just incels


kawaiichainsawgirl1

What's the difference?


Parody5Gaming

Gamers say more slurs


iosiro

batman if he was a GOOD CHATACYERM.......


[deleted]

Batman plays doom for 34 seconds and then becomes homophobic


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Google Batman Rule 34 for more information


_regionrat

The panel where Tim actually comes out to Batman is hot on the DC Comics sub right now if anyone wants to check it out.


Ckyuiii

...how hot is it?


OwNAvenged2

Any chance you could link it?


_regionrat

Sure, [rare footage of Bruce Wayne talking about his feelings to someone that isn't Bruce Wayne](https://mobile.twitter.com/wordsandsense/status/1549253093191196672?t=zSu-4UMAW3aEyAZzSMoiwg&s=19)


JorjeXD

cute


Sneaky_Pancake_

for anyone wondering this is an alternate reality/dream sequence so not really canon


USrooster

Funny enough it's Batman being homophobic that makes Tim realize he's in a alternate reality.


[deleted]

Based irl batman in that case


Joelblaze

Super hero comics are generally more progressive and always have been. ​ I say generally because I remember that Captain Marvel and Steamboat existed, but we don't have to talk about that.


Georgia_Ball

Can confirm. Transformers got it's first major transgender rep (3x reps) and it's first major gay/lesbian relationships (5x relationships) all through the comics.


KingBranette13

trans formers??????


Tiger_Robocop

Formerly trans???


Loxer150

gay robots?!


[deleted]

All transformers are canonically gay


AlpacaM4n

They are more than meets the eye.


_regionrat

The panel where Tim actually comes out to Bruce is hot on the DC comics sub if you want to check it out


Logan_Maddox

also it's tim drake the boy virgin we're talking here so the usual 196 hornyposting has no effect on the lad


mr-kvideogameguy

This means that the real Batman is not only not homophobic but also a ally


7heFlubber

Catwoman is bi in the new movie. Harley and Ivy are also bi in the comics Two-Face is bipolar


AngryShark05

i have a nightmare where im am being a... homophobe šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜„šŸ˜­


Horny0nMain1917

[CW: horny posting and a homophobic slur] >!I have a nightmare where Iā€™m getting railed by a homophobe and he calls me a faggot and itā€™s pretty hot!<


CatsNotBananas

Morb I'm not sure what's going on here


[deleted]

Me neither morb girl


CatsNotBananas

I guess it's a dream.


shardikprime

Morbin time, that's what's going on


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


shardikprime

Morvelous


BigGayCockPlease

Every time I open the comments on this sub I realize Im really not as fucked up as I feel


mbaymiller

And every time I open the comments I realize I am


Awesome9995

most sane 196 user


jacw212

I donā€™t think thatā€™s a nightmare


Yorikor

The homophobe left his socks on. And sandals.


Bowdensaft

NOOOOOOO


trentraps

I was with a guy who was like this haha. He was deeply closeted and it was his way of coping. Great in the bedroom but he couldn't go to costco with me in case people thought we were a couple. Sure Jace, 2 former military powerlifters buying almonds and dad jeans, it's like a flashing neon sign that says "look at us, we're homos!"


POTATOOYSTER

advice on getting into lifting?


trentraps

OMG you're the first person who asked! Online at least haha. There is so much information and disinformation online, I am happy to answer *any* question and like so many things, it only works if it works *for you* and your circumstances. I would love to know what the minimum resource is available to you - do you have access to a gym, or would a starting point for you [be a cheap pullup bar you can put in your doorway?](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/ca4cf99e-94af-41db-9fe7-2e40bc7f5386_1.d35d76516a5ed13aad5da301c0c64be3.jpeg)


Lukas_ZD

>!i think about that a lot and i think its pretty hot too šŸ„“ļø!<


[deleted]

Same tho


[deleted]

Been there. It's really hot, but then you just kinda feel gross afterward.


grimoireskb

thatā€™s fucking weird Horny0nMain and youā€™re fuckin weird Horny0nMain >!ok but yeah thatā€™s pretty hot!<


ImSmashingUrMom

Bro what?


RealAssociation5281

Mood


Calfredie01

Iā€™m sorry what


Horny0nMain1917

I said >!I have a nightmare where Iā€™m getting railed by a homophobe and he calls me a faggot and itā€™s pretty hot!<


artmars182

Hey, I want you to know that you're not dumb because you're dyslexic. It's a very difficult thing to overcome. You're dumb because you post shit like this online


forsenE-xqcL

Degrading subs is always fun tho


[deleted]

Omg same actually but switch homophobe with transphobe and the f slur with the t slur


Ori-and-Sein

Mf with humiliation fetish when you tell them the 2 magic words said by the black man with lighting


PersonifiedH

:/


y8T5JAiwaL1vEkQv

**heavy breathing** #BOI


Quantum_girl_go

Needs to be higher


ZuesofRage

>I have a nightmare where Iā€™m getting railed by a homophobe and he calls me a faggot and itā€™s pretty hot I agree, this is art. My trans gf asked me to wear a wife beater, skimask (black) and revolver, then be really mean and scary, yell, choke her, etc. I'm sub so thats tuff and not my wheel house :( . ​ She came more than she ever has in her entire life, then passed out for 2 hours. Once she woke, aftercare!


Skrubious

holy mother of kinky


ZuesofRage

* forgot, trashed jeans too (paint, bleach, rips).


Throwaway02062004

Based


MustacheEmperor

I think the lettering on Robinā€™s response is meant to indicate he literally thought ā€œBitch, what?ā€


TopSecretSubAccount

I refuse to believe batman would ever commit a homophobia


CaptainRexofthe501st

This isnā€™t the real Batman, itā€™s a nightmare. When Robin tells the real Batman about this he only asks ā€œdoes he make you happy?ā€ And when Robin confirms so, he says ā€œgoodā€ Ally Batman


[deleted]

Oh thank Kal-El. I was beginning to panic that Supes would have to slap some sense into him.


beigesaltcarrot

Supes would understand so long as he's near pink kryptonite


Gunny_McCshoots

NOT THE PINK KRYPTONITE


Jaewol

^wedonttalkaboutthepinkone


pataconconqueso

But Jon Kent is the supes now and heā€™s already bi, what would pink K do?


maplemagiciangirl

Two options 1. if it just makes Kryptonians gay it makes him wayyyyy more into dudes. 2. If it inverts sexuality, he's aroace


scrueggs

Pink kryptonite doesnā€™t just make you gay, it makes you 90s sitcom stereotype gay. There was also another cartoon or comic (I forgor) where kryptonite swaps a characterā€™s gender which Iā€™m not even gonna get into.


pataconconqueso

I guess it would depend as well where he is on the spectrum too.


ButJustOneMoreThing

Batman wouldnā€™t be homophobic lol. If anything, he wants the boys to be happy in a way heā€™ll never allow himself.


_regionrat

Based and Brucepilled


CaptainRexofthe501st

Thatā€™s literally what he says actually, when Robin tries to respond with a gift his only response is that heā€™s his son so he is already happy and doesnā€™t need anything else


AngryShark05

The Boys (2019-)


The_screaming_egg

Black noir wouldnā€™t be homophobic either, dumbass


BeautifulAd1651

Yeah he >!can't be anymore anyway :(!<


Not-Alpharious

>!He didnā€™t even get a single punch in on Soldier Boy before he got Homelandered :(!<


FLAK_MILLION

>!i think heā€™ll survive considering he got his head basically split in half by SB and still survived to become the leader of the seven!<


French-dudev3

>!heā€™s fucking dead bro!<


Femboy_Creamer_69

\>!insert text here!< >!insert text here!<


Not-Alpharious

>!There might be some wiggle room, but from the looks of it, Noir is perma dead, Kripke has said that a new character will be pretending to be Noir, but who knows, maybe the original Noir will come back in near the end of season 4 and kick the imposter noirs ass but there is a very strong chance thatā€™s just copium on my part!<


Suspicious_Person15

Black Noir wouldn't be homophobic. He's such a sweetheart.


[deleted]

Idk what the TV show did but in the comic book of The Boys the Batman equivalent (Tek-Knight) was homophobic, as was Swing-wing (Robin).


AndreasKieling69

He also beats up people who can't afford food so what did you expect?


Bruchpil0t

He dosnt. Small time criminals like simple thieves who broke into a store will just get a menacing look but those who are part of something bigger like two face get a beat to near death because they mistakingly looked at him


BlackTarAccounting

This is revisionism


[deleted]

Yeah I literally saw Batman beating up a homeless guy last Saturday night, just for loitering


gamekatz1

Literally saw him break a homeless man's back over the anti-homeless bench. The poor man bleed out before paramedics could arrive.


AlenDelon32

Literally saw him throwing a homeless man into a meatgrinder and the only thing left of him was his eye and a finger bone


ScrotalKahnJr

Weird cause I literally saw Batman beat a guy almost to death with a baseball bat the other day and then he zerked off over him. This psycho is FUCKED.


CatboyMetehan

Batman fucked my mom also


dutcharetall_nothigh

Lollygagging is a serious crime.


Comptenterry

Ah yes, the infamous version of Batman that exists in redditor's heads. I hate that guy.


ZuesofRage

Your in luck! Its not him, it's a bad dream in the comic. IRL in the comic bman just asks if it makes robin happy, robin says yes, bman says "nice, homo!". So, a little bit more wholesom.


ButJustOneMoreThing

People do realize, a few Frank Millers aside, comic writers have mostly been liberal to leftists, right? Hell, even Stan and Jack making black superheroes was treated as radical for the time; and you can find fan letters where Stan responded to racists saying ā€œdonā€™t like it, donā€™t read it.ā€ Grant Morrison would shiver at the thought of a homophobic Batman.


SpaceMarineSpiff

I really don't understand what people see in Frank Miller or Garth Ennis' work. I mean, the adaptations alone prove how much better their work is in someone else's hands.


ButJustOneMoreThing

They both understood the cause and effects of corrupt systems of government, and what toll they would take on a person; as well as the mental state of someone who would single handily try to fight them. And then said the solution to corruption is more corruption. They misunderstood their own points.


Gunny_McCshoots

He doesnā€™t, though. The ā€œlol Batman will break a guys bones for stealing foodā€ is just a fandom meme that got out of control. He would do no such thing. Honestly, most petty criminals would just run at the sight of him.


Really_Big_Turtle

When did he do that.


crockett22

Why is this getting downvoted ???


[deleted]

bat man meat riders out in full force these days


[deleted]

Its not true


Stock_Hutz

Batman went from homosexual to homophobic oh how the mighty have fallen šŸ˜©šŸ˜©


[deleted]

how can one be homosexual when... šŸ„ŗ catwoman šŸ„ŗ


prettyjazzed

by being a woman


[deleted]

TRUE


HatofEnigmas

Conspiracy theorist detected


Hirkus

liking woman as a guy is gay because women are feminine and im a man (masculine). So obviously i have to fuck guys to be the most straight, masculine man. Its basic algebra, dummy


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

greek misogynistic gay sex was rather funny


Cthullu1sCut3

Also Japan


Aggravating_Survey59

joker though


[deleted]

valid tbh


[deleted]

bro the recent movie made me genuinely uncomfortable when batman literally trauma bonded to catwoman i'm not even kidding when I say that batman talks about hisdead parents and the shit he's going through, and catwoman gets depressed about her friend and stuff.. and then they just.. kiss for some fucking reason


[deleted]

i havent seen the movie but that sounds... good? i like batman being more emotional though i can understand why some people prefer him as the strong silent type


tactaq

its a g ood movie


ZuesofRage

Bat woman ;). OR, cat-man :o


[deleted]

bat woman šŸ„ŗ


CatboyMetehan

Man woman


y8T5JAiwaL1vEkQv

Bat woman is already canon in the comics and she's lesbian


Jeggu2

Greatest detective can't deduce that gay people exist


dovah-meme

Average 4chan conspiracy theorist be like


Cooli_de_framboise

Apolitical Batman


ComfortableSherbert8

Bateman


DPTONY

Cool it with the homophobic remarks


ComfortableSherbert8

I am simply not here, pal


LordOfTheToolShed

You like the Arkham series? The earliest entry was a little too unrefined for my taste, but when Arkham City came out in '11, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole game has a smooth, crisp gameplay, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the immersion a big boost. It's been compared to the Spiderman games, but I think Arkham has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.


[deleted]

šŸ—æ Arkham Asylum was perfect


FLYSWATTER_93

Batman Bateman Baseman Basement There's a connection here


Sleepycoon

basement ba semen t semen cum Batman gay confirmed.


Toto_-

I was always surprised when they called them the Christian Bale Batman movies or something instead of the Bateman movies


AssistanceFederal692

He has too many gay children to be saying this


CaptainRexofthe501st

He isnā€™t, this is a nightmare scene, the real Batman only asks about the relationship to make sure the boyfriend makes robin happy and when he learns he does, he supports it


AssistanceFederal692

Randomest nightmare ever


Judistheworst

Can already tell this is an alternate universe or some shit because Batman is definitely not straight


hellboundmonstrosity

Wayne x Kent I f*cking knew it.


CatsNotBananas

My OTP is Bruce Wayne the reclusive billionaire and Batman, a mysterious vigilante of the night


KanishkT123

Whose gonna tell them? Nobody?


Judistheworst

Was thinking more ghostmaker but yeah thereā€™s definitely something happening with those two


PlatinumSix

[Hopefully this helps!](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/w2rl0m/batman_rule/igsc7sn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


f3nix9510

He's a billionaire. wtf did you guys expect him to be? A good person?


[deleted]

But, he superherošŸ„ŗ


PepperOnDaCliff

So is Homelander šŸ™„


[deleted]

I do not know whi homelander is


DrProfessorDr

Homelander is a character from The Boys. He is a superhero and a very very bad person.


ShampooBottle493

bad person (very)


CatsNotBananas

He can do whatever the duck he wants. What's your favorite dinosaur? I like Liliensternus


ShampooBottle493

I canā€™t decide between Spinosaurus and Deinocherius. I can say you have great taste, basal theropods and neotheropods are cool.


PepperOnDaCliff

He lands on homes.


Brittle5quire

The only good billionaire. Well, him and Ted Kord, but thatā€™s it. Only two good billionaires, and theyā€™re both fictional.


DPTONY

Isnā€™t Oliver Queen (Green Arrow) loaded too?


Ant1202

Sometimes he isnā€™t sometimes he isnā€™t. Although Iā€™m pretty sure Bruce is/was broke before he died


Swiftclaw8

Itā€™s an alternate reality or something


_regionrat

Bruce Wayne? Yeah, actually. It's kinda a staple of his character that despite having untold riches he struggles endlessly to heal Gotham.


RutheniumFenix

For the record, in this Tim and his Young Justice teammates are trapped in some sort of dream dimension prison thing. In canon Bruce has been very supportive.


Depressed_Lego

In fact it's Batman being against the relationship that tells him it's some nightmare


JohnBuck97

Who tf is Bernard?


NoddingMithrandir

Tim Drake's current boyfriend in the comics


blushing_blue

oml is that canon??


NoddingMithrandir

Yeah, Tim's bi. Also, the current Superman (Jon Kent, Clark's son) is bi and also dating a dude


bodega_cat_

superman gay??? what a time to be alive


temmieTheLord2

Conservatives were really stupid about it lol they thought the original superman got turned gay


Unclehomer69420

He's a host, spoiler alert for season one I guess.


HigherAlchemist78

Season one of what?


Throwaway79922

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show


throwaway81463

Do the mario


Daaayz

Bro I would be homophobic too I my son was dating a mf named *Bernard*.


RaMpEdUp98

Nard


MyNameIsSCRYM

Lego Batman is homophobic. Comic batman is gay and homophobic


Horny0nMain1917

Old live action batman is just gay


[deleted]

it then hard cuts to bruce and kent fucking


_regionrat

*Meanwhile on Prime Earth*


FrederickTheGayt

WHY? IN THE OTHER COMIC FROM LIKE, 4 MONTHS AGO, HE TOLD ROBIN THAT IF HE LIKED BERNARD AND WAS HAPPY WITH HIM, THEY SHOULD CONTINUE DATING.


SheevTogwaggle

This is from a dream sequence, donā€™t worry


FrederickTheGayt

Ah. Makes much more sense. Batman is in Robinā€™s Nightmares.


TcheQuevara

This is a callback to old Silver Age comics when Batman and Superman would do horrid pranks on Robin and Jimmy Olsen. This month Superman will also pretend to be an anti-Irish racist to teach Jimmy a lesson about white privilege.


DPTONY

Holy shit Bruce is a TimSteph shipper


[deleted]

Why did i read "THEY MADE BRITAIN HOMOPHOBIC" tf is wrong with my reading capabilities


MylesTheFox99

BATMAN WOULD NEVER


KanishkT123

DW he doesn't, this is an alternate, 90s parody reality thing.


WaveSkrub

homophobia Batman but no one is mentioning the ship wars that the Robins always go through. NEVER step in that shit itā€™s fucking wild


[deleted]

my whole view of batman pretty much exclusively comes from the wayne family webtoon so i am in a cozy bubble of wholesomeness