Y'know what, yes, I think I am. At this point, I gotta just unveil the lie and admit to myself that I am not, in fact, straight like I had claimed. I will concede and join the fellow gays partaking in North Jersey Mafia Club.
Never understood Columbus hate. If it wasn’t him, it just would have been some other asshole, possibly one 10x worse.
Columbus Day was never really about Columbus, it was about acknowledging the moment that paved the way for this country to form
He's not hated for discovering the Americas, he's hated for committing atrocities against the natives so horrifying that when the King and Queen of Spain got word of what he did he was summoned back to Spain to stand trial and was stripped of all his wealth and titles. (Yes despite the whole bullshit "he was a product of his time" excuse, even his contemporaries recognised his sadism and cruelty)
Columbus was not a murderer. Yes, there were people who murdered natives, but Columbus was never the one doing the murders and there isn’t any record of him ordering them. He was *accused* of brutality by Bobadilla, whose claims are disputed by historians because he wanted to take over Columbus’s position as governor and harbored anti-Italian sentiment, but even then he never accused him of murder. Yes, Columbus was in charge, but there is zero record of how much he knew of what was going on or wether or not he approved of it, so if we gave him the benefit of the doubt we can only accuse him of negligence.
Things got significantly worse *after he left.* The guy who took over after him (talking about Nicolás de Ovando even though Bobadilla ruled for 2 years between them) is notable specifically because of the atrocities he committed against the natives.
Maybe my problem is I want to see the good in people. It bothers me how people attack historical figures who’ve been dead for a long time just because they can’t defend themselves. I feel bad for these people, at least most of them. Go ahead, mock me for trying to be nice, sinking even further into your pit of despair by doing so.
I know the Reddit hive mind will never take my in good faith, and I don’t really feel like arguing in the first place, but it bothers me how it seems like people *want* him to be this monster so they can blame him for every atrocity committed against native peoples. That’s just not fair. You can’t blame one person for this.
What do you mean you don't understand the hate? He was a fool who refused to acknowledge his own shortcomings, and he was a brutal oppressor whose crimes include enslaving people and parading dismembered corpses through the streets to discourage rebellion. Even in his time he was viewed as a criminal and an idiot. Plenty of other people in his time weren't behaving in that way, there were abolitionists and people genuinely curious about other cultures. Fuck him.
Not sure, the way it was explained to me was you get straight odds with the dice and no house advantage or something to that effect/affect. In anecdotal experience it's the only game I usually walk away up on while gambling. Plus it's fun as hell which gives you a few extra odd points on your side
any lesbians wanna hang out w me?
I’m lesbian in my mindset
New type just dropped (Its called Lesbian Male) (it’s even better than sigma male)
Drake reference???? 😱😱😱
Not enough people give Drake credit for lesbians
Tyga did it first: http://www.songlyrics.com/manika/i-might-go-lesbian-feat-tyga-lyrics/ "Now you like girls? Me too"
he will never be lesbian drake 🤮
Fake
Tyga didn't identify as lesbian like Drake did, he just said he's attracted to girls
it's the same energy
Drake the prototype
Drake reference???? 😱😱😱
Lmao
Hustle Grindset
Are you Pyrocynical
Lmao
I too, would like to wear big suits and launder money
be gay do organised crime
You come here on the day of my daughters wedding, to ask a favor?
i <3 your flair.
<3 😌
-Goro Majima
I should play Yakuza 0
I bought it in a sale because "haha funny dame da ne game" boy did I not expect the story to be this good
As someone who was watched a playthrough of it, it looks fun
you have to be organized gay
Nothing stopping you, friend. Chase your dreams!
I might
Yo is that a Karl Marx snoo?
Yooooo big up, yours looks better than mine!!!
Haha thanks!
Lesbian poker and everyone at the table is cheating and brought a handgun
I'm an Italian New Jersey lesbian, so I can do this perfectly.
ok come over (i am in germany)
Mama mia that is a long way to go. The things I do for gambling
😳😳 a-any straight girls wanna h-hang out w me??
horny 😠
Y'know what, yes, I think I am. At this point, I gotta just unveil the lie and admit to myself that I am not, in fact, straight like I had claimed. I will concede and join the fellow gays partaking in North Jersey Mafia Club.
holy shit you're responsible for so many good fan comics on the florkofcows sub that's so based also welcome to organised crime
Let’s roll those bones, girl
Gabbagool
I woke up this morning, a gabbagabbagool
I even got some gabbagool from... Scoobeh doo
Keep wakin’ up in the morning, keep gettin’ different kinds of gabbagool
I think Paulie wanted... Ham and swissss
I believe Tony also wanted... ham and swissss
Got shot off a boat
Gettin’ whacked.. I know what that’s like, shit city
I woke up as a gabbafool :(
Ay Tone, dis guy on Twitter says there’s no point to suckin’ on a strap-on. I’m gunna make ‘im wish he wus never born.
No point shuckin' on a shtrap-on? Next you're gonna tell me is that Ralphie ain't a giant pain in my bawlsh, Jesush fuckin' Chrisht.
Based and gabbagool pilled
average gabbagool enjoyer
Thats right stunad, the boss said u queer now
I’m too late
Never too late for some gabagool
Hypixel skyblock moment
Gabigol?
Gaba/gool
If you are over 21 and your inner circle is not discussing the upcoming Columbus Day parade, you are not grinding.
We should rename Columbus Day to Boyardee day to celebrate a *true* Italian-American hero
Columbus was Columbian, dummy!
While we're on that topic...cocaine, anyone? I'll give you a free line.
That should never be a question. Yes is implied. You have my permission to shove cocaine into my orifices at any time whatsoever. Any. Time.
Sounds good. See you at 3 o'clock
https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/wggm9b/there_was_an_attempt_to_hide_a_sneaky_thing_in_a/
It didn't work. I did it wrong.
Chef Boyardee?
Yes
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Where Ettore Boiardi's story is a immigrant rags to riches story involving delicous spaghetti sauce and canned rations issued to American GI's in WW2
Never understood Columbus hate. If it wasn’t him, it just would have been some other asshole, possibly one 10x worse. Columbus Day was never really about Columbus, it was about acknowledging the moment that paved the way for this country to form
He's not hated for discovering the Americas, he's hated for committing atrocities against the natives so horrifying that when the King and Queen of Spain got word of what he did he was summoned back to Spain to stand trial and was stripped of all his wealth and titles. (Yes despite the whole bullshit "he was a product of his time" excuse, even his contemporaries recognised his sadism and cruelty)
>If it wasn’t him, it just would have been some other asshole, So is murder ok coz the victim is gonna die eventually anyways?
Columbus was not a murderer. Yes, there were people who murdered natives, but Columbus was never the one doing the murders and there isn’t any record of him ordering them. He was *accused* of brutality by Bobadilla, whose claims are disputed by historians because he wanted to take over Columbus’s position as governor and harbored anti-Italian sentiment, but even then he never accused him of murder. Yes, Columbus was in charge, but there is zero record of how much he knew of what was going on or wether or not he approved of it, so if we gave him the benefit of the doubt we can only accuse him of negligence. Things got significantly worse *after he left.* The guy who took over after him (talking about Nicolás de Ovando even though Bobadilla ruled for 2 years between them) is notable specifically because of the atrocities he committed against the natives. Maybe my problem is I want to see the good in people. It bothers me how people attack historical figures who’ve been dead for a long time just because they can’t defend themselves. I feel bad for these people, at least most of them. Go ahead, mock me for trying to be nice, sinking even further into your pit of despair by doing so. I know the Reddit hive mind will never take my in good faith, and I don’t really feel like arguing in the first place, but it bothers me how it seems like people *want* him to be this monster so they can blame him for every atrocity committed against native peoples. That’s just not fair. You can’t blame one person for this.
What do you mean you don't understand the hate? He was a fool who refused to acknowledge his own shortcomings, and he was a brutal oppressor whose crimes include enslaving people and parading dismembered corpses through the streets to discourage rebellion. Even in his time he was viewed as a criminal and an idiot. Plenty of other people in his time weren't behaving in that way, there were abolitionists and people genuinely curious about other cultures. Fuck him.
but it was him, that's why people hate him. if it wasn't him then we'd hate the other person
He was gay? Christopher Columbus?
I mean you gotta admit, they did get massacred, the Indians
It’s not like we didn’t give them shit to make up for it. Land, reservations, and now they got the casinos.
No it’s these Indians and the commie fucks
Fuck them! But I never liked Columbus.
What is this a reference to
It's all quotes from the sopranos columbus episode.
indians
I'm pretty sure Chris Columbus is married to a woman. Didn't his wife cameo as the flight attendant in Home Alone?
He discovered America is what he did! He was a great Italian explorer! And in this house, Christopher Columbus was a hero! End of story!
Gary Cooper
THAT BETTER NOT BE COLUMBUS 👉🏻
Lesbians make the best Michael Corleone impersonations
“They pull me back in 🤌🏻”
I will now hand the steering wheel to my very short tempered, aggressive nephew.
god i wish
just buy a suit and head to your local casino and you too can live like that
You need money too.
you're homosexual, just do crimes
do crime 😎 eat lime
just gamble for more money idiot
I’m a professional, I have standards.
sigma lesbians
How I assumed lesbian behaved vs how they actually behave Got clean out playing black jack
blackjack sucks. poker is a much gayer gambling game (lots of homosensual eye contact when looking for tells)
Poke her? They’re lesbians Harold!
Those first girls better not be disrespecting the bing
DONT DISRESPECT THE PIZZA PARLOR
I do not understand this
Gabbagool
Gabagul? Ova hea!
I think the joke is that straight girls act like they're gay alot which is very true in my experiences.
Yeah but why are lesbians depicted as Italian American mobsters? I don't think OP chose that pic randomly
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The Woke Mob
[What'd I say???](https://youtu.be/e_Z2I10pbWI)
[Cumtown did it better first](https://youtu.be/ZvVhCCWPgaI)
“You best keep your mouth shut before Tony, they/them, turns you into a was/were.“
Omggg is that from something!?!? That’s incredible
I may or may not have stolen it accidentally
Can I steal it accidentally 🥺🥺🥺
You can even steal it **PURPOSELY**
😳😨😱
The alphabet mafia confirmed? 😲
I think it's just because they look very orderly and not horny and, dare I say, straight
Makes sense
A buncha rough but classy dudes drinking and playing cards is a very similar vibe to butch lesbians hanging out. I can attest to this.
Straight girls act like sluts, real lesbians act gangster
Well I do know one lesbian who loves to hang out at the local cigar bar…
Wait, lesbians are italian?
I thought you were American
I don't know
No silly they're Greek. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos
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Greasy from the totally straight oil wrestling
hiss pronouns are they/them jack off cappiche
Straight guys hanging out vs straight guys hanging out
Real
Gay guys hanging out vs gay guys hanging out
Ey Ton, did you know that craps is the best odds in ~~Vegas~~ Atlantic City
its blackjack with counting, no?
Not sure, the way it was explained to me was you get straight odds with the dice and no house advantage or something to that effect/affect. In anecdotal experience it's the only game I usually walk away up on while gambling. Plus it's fun as hell which gives you a few extra odd points on your side
How abou New Vegas 😏
Seriously, asking for a friend. Where is the picture on the left from?
bonk
The sopranos, mafia show.
[jail](https://spankbang.com/sebc/video/aj+applegate+aidra+fox+kenna+james)
Jesus Christ the messiah
Nice
Fake. The ones on the right don't all have the same hair cut
Gabagussy
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bonk
https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/wg6txp/rule/ij07qqa/
Lesbians rise up
"Why are you booing me? I'm right!"
"what is a make-out party and where can i find one?" - alex hirsch, to disney's s&p
As a bisexual I can say I feel firm in both categories.
Disrespecting the bing
If I see one more horny post I'm going to bash my own ribcage in I'm not even fucking joking
As a bisexual I can half confirm
You the sopranos side or the straight girl side tho
You woke up this morning Got yourself a gun, Mama always said you'd be The Chosen One.
any straight girls wanna come over and have a nice platonic sisterly bond with me
Can confirm I love playing craps
I'm going to need the sauce on this one good god guys
https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/wg6txp/rule/ij07qqa/
Nice
Complete with pompadour and everything
Idk could be, i dont know much about it
And always remember, most gamblers **quit** right *before* they **hit it big**
Ey! Tony! Bring me da hot chip! I’m abouta lie!
as a guy, this meme is absolutely relatable
Uh
Lesbians did not have the makings of a varsity athlete
i wanna send this to my closeted lesbian friend but then she'd kill me
I don't think straight girls have lesbian orgies
That's why you're not a straight girl