I would pirate the “DLCs” obviously, but if I ever have kids or something and need to shake up watching Frozen 3 for the 12th time, that’s the way to do it
Cast a perfectly good film, and in the sequel swap the actors for the opposite of who they play
Like if in ghostbusters, the romance between Dana (Sigourney) and Venkman (Bill Murray) was solid, and in ghostbusters 2, the romance would be between Venkman (Played by Sigourney) and Dana (Played by bill Murray)
Someone from the Caucasas region. Around Georgia and Armenia. The word comes from an old word meaning "shining snow", because of the constant snow in the region.
Did you even read the wikipedia page about the term? Theres nothing historical or biological about it. So far it sounds like you fit into the category of person who uses “pseudoscience and racism”
I’m talking about people who use the indo-Iranians as a justification for British colonialism in India and other ties to fascist ideologies. It’s not the culture or ancient civilisation its self, it’s the 19th century European pseudoscience that’s appropriated the indo-Iranians and turned them into a symbol of white supremacy.
Its still a point of contention for white supremacists. Forcing them to pick the latitude above which white people are from is fun. They always chop off some of the major ancient European empires, then have to internally struggle with if they like ancient Rome more than they hate the Turks.
I can name a few, american white supremacists untill the mid 20th century viewed all recent european inmigrants as nonwhite, specially if they were catholic so irish, italian and polish migrants were seen as bad as black people but even protestans from Denmark and Germany were on thin ice.
Also way before scientific racism in like the 15th century and so, the view was that the master race were people from the mediteranean so like spanish, italian, greek and similar people were the master race because darker people were too emotional and whiter people were too dumb but brown/white people of that region got the perfect amount of sunshine to be smart without having too much emotion. I know that all of that is dumb but so is all racism.
Also in general no one is ever white and ingroup enough. If you are a facist, the world is an endless scale going from you into us and then further away into eventually them and finally inhuman, once the furthest away is removed then the ingroup only gets smaller indefinitely. Thats why if suddenly everyone became a fascist the endgame would be only one person being the sole survivor of humanity
Im not aware of any definition that excludes scandinavians. Both hitler and H.P lovecraft included scandinavians and i can’t think of any pettier pickier fucks.
Benjamin Franklin:
*That the Number of purely white People in the World is proportionably very small. All Africa is black or tawny. Asia chiefly tawny. America (exclusive of the new Comers) wholly so. And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth.*
Aside from migrants (obviously), there is actually an indigenous ethnic minority in northern Scandinavia, the Sami people. Though they have some non-European facial characteristics, they are all extremely white.
Incidentally, one of the characters in Frozen (Kristoff) is Sami.
Yeah, thanks for pointing it out. Sami people were subjected to similar forms of oppression as other indigenous people of the world, but its rarely spoken about and some people think that all Europeans were colonisers.
(Disclaimer: I am not Sami myself, but yes I am European)
Agreed. I’m Scandinavian and I think it’s important that people are aware of the Sami; we’ve sadly done some pretty bad things to them in history. Same with Denmark in Greenland.
Why are they shipping Elsa and christopher from cyrptoland together.
Cryptopher
I'm picturing a talking gopher who only speaks in riddles.
They clearly wouldn’t work, she’s not a crypto-kiddie
Elsa is over 18, it would never work
what are you, a pending transaction?
*SWIFT intensifies*
This ship doesn’t even make sense. Elsa is clearly not a minor
I hate you for reminding me that existed
To the moooooon! \*recreates Challenger disaster\*
To the room. TO THE ROOM not to the moon!
Your welcome.
*Yur'oe
"If you like that, you're gonna love what comes next 😉"
Fuck you for reminding me of cryptoland
Fuck you for reminding me of slippin jimmy
What is Cryptoland?
[this](https://youtu.be/OBz3o_RO0sU)
Man 40 minutes. I'll just assume it's like Reddit island but for crypto
You'd be 100% correct
CRYPTOLAND! FUCK YEAH THANKS FOR REMINDING ME OF THAT ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE!
I want to die.
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Mortal Kombat but it's only the ninjas
kris deltaurne
instead of making constant reboots, disney will now be adding paid cosmetic items to all their movies that their characters will be wearing for it
Ngl that would be cool
Oh god it’s already starting.
I would pirate the “DLCs” obviously, but if I ever have kids or something and need to shake up watching Frozen 3 for the 12th time, that’s the way to do it
Cast a perfectly good film, and in the sequel swap the actors for the opposite of who they play Like if in ghostbusters, the romance between Dana (Sigourney) and Venkman (Bill Murray) was solid, and in ghostbusters 2, the romance would be between Venkman (Played by Sigourney) and Dana (Played by bill Murray)
the poor animator remaking an entire 8 mins long scene but slightly bluer
This is basically what Frozen is already lol the climax of the movie is always Elsa getting a new look
The casting theater from mgs2 but for a whole movie
Hey, that's an idea. 3d animation movies that always play the same but you can buy DLC costumes for the characters to customize your experience
They whitewashed fucking Scandinavia
well to be fair, they might be using the older defintion of white, which excluded a good number of europeans.
you're only white if you're from a 2.8 square kilometer area of middle england and your family tree looks like a carbon nanotube
You're only white if you come from the Wheigtt region of France. Otherwise you're just sparkling caucasian.
yum sparkling caucasian (also where does the word caucasian come from)
Someone from the Caucasas region. Around Georgia and Armenia. The word comes from an old word meaning "shining snow", because of the constant snow in the region.
The Caucasus Mountains in Eastern Europe. But the history of the term is a bit more complicated https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race
It can be put down to pseudoscience and racism basically
Wait until you read up on the indo-Iranians…
Did you even read the wikipedia page about the term? Theres nothing historical or biological about it. So far it sounds like you fit into the category of person who uses “pseudoscience and racism”
I’m talking about people who use the indo-Iranians as a justification for British colonialism in India and other ties to fascist ideologies. It’s not the culture or ancient civilisation its self, it’s the 19th century European pseudoscience that’s appropriated the indo-Iranians and turned them into a symbol of white supremacy.
cock-asian
as opposed to vagina-asian?
same
Its still a point of contention for white supremacists. Forcing them to pick the latitude above which white people are from is fun. They always chop off some of the major ancient European empires, then have to internally struggle with if they like ancient Rome more than they hate the Turks.
Ironically, Ancient Rome was multiethnic from its beginning
Yeah but I have *never* seen a white supremacist that viewed Nordic people as non-white. Most, including Hitler, viewed them as a master race.
I can name a few, american white supremacists untill the mid 20th century viewed all recent european inmigrants as nonwhite, specially if they were catholic so irish, italian and polish migrants were seen as bad as black people but even protestans from Denmark and Germany were on thin ice. Also way before scientific racism in like the 15th century and so, the view was that the master race were people from the mediteranean so like spanish, italian, greek and similar people were the master race because darker people were too emotional and whiter people were too dumb but brown/white people of that region got the perfect amount of sunshine to be smart without having too much emotion. I know that all of that is dumb but so is all racism. Also in general no one is ever white and ingroup enough. If you are a facist, the world is an endless scale going from you into us and then further away into eventually them and finally inhuman, once the furthest away is removed then the ingroup only gets smaller indefinitely. Thats why if suddenly everyone became a fascist the endgame would be only one person being the sole survivor of humanity
Im not aware of any definition that excludes scandinavians. Both hitler and H.P lovecraft included scandinavians and i can’t think of any pettier pickier fucks.
Benjamin Franklin: *That the Number of purely white People in the World is proportionably very small. All Africa is black or tawny. Asia chiefly tawny. America (exclusive of the new Comers) wholly so. And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth.*
Who knew benjamin franklin could gatekeep race harder than hitler lmao
It didn't. He's thinking of Finnish people. Who were suspected to have Mongolian blood according to early American citizenship discussions.
for real tho there is nothing to whitewash there are like 12 people of color in all of scandinavia lmao
Aside from migrants (obviously), there is actually an indigenous ethnic minority in northern Scandinavia, the Sami people. Though they have some non-European facial characteristics, they are all extremely white. Incidentally, one of the characters in Frozen (Kristoff) is Sami.
Yeah, thanks for pointing it out. Sami people were subjected to similar forms of oppression as other indigenous people of the world, but its rarely spoken about and some people think that all Europeans were colonisers. (Disclaimer: I am not Sami myself, but yes I am European)
Agreed. I’m Scandinavian and I think it’s important that people are aware of the Sami; we’ve sadly done some pretty bad things to them in history. Same with Denmark in Greenland.
The majority of European countries didn't do colonosation and a lot of them have been in the receiving end of the shit-stick
oh damn! that’s interesting
scotlamd!!
holy shit it's the real homestuck.com
no, its the real uhhhh from homestuck.com
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ellynne and khryzs
Fifteen people died in the gender reveal.
It's a b- *Huge snow golem arises and massacred everyone*
Pewdiepie and Marzia
Bimch lasaga
Binkc lansingna
Alt right frozen
Dipped in bleach until nothing but a ghost remains.
swoopy ahh hair 💀💀💀
They made them American
Americanized and filmed with Instagram "models".
Too thin and attractive
Frozen if it was a Hallmark holiday special
This is like when people would make emo/scene edits of Rapunzel and Ariel and stuff but way worse
Am*rican-washed 🤮
Sweden-washed. That's literally pewdiepie and his old girlfriend
Everyone is saying they look “American” but hell no, they look so Swedish it’s insane
bruh literally I'm American and I am like dam they look Swedish
But the originals were literally Scandinavian
Please don't associate that man with our country. He hasn't even lived in Sweden for years 😭
Yeah cuz everyone knows that when you move your heritage changes
Young, self-made conservative Christian couple (trust fund $5000 per mo)
They look like they aren't the same species tbh
"WE NEED THIS VERSION OF FROZEN" NO WE *DO NOT*
i think it’s satire of the way tw*tter users speak
white^2
This is the cheap porn version.
Homestuck
Hot take: Whitewash sounds like a superhero/villain name
Sounds like ckith detergent
Why the fuck does he look like PewDiePie tho Christ on rice this is bad
>Christ on rice is that like the christian version of chicken and rice? haha
a screenshot of a quote tweet of a quote tweet of a screenshot of a tweet. the internet is a strange place
What word did you censor in your title? Cause I don't think whute is a word
Whete
Whote? Is it Spanish or something? Maybe Portuguese?
This is the modern stereotypical American high school couple
FLASHBANG OUT
Californiawash
the whitest people
ain’t that just pewdiepie
hell is actually when everyone looks like this and the entire realm is an endless suburb.
why did you censor white like it’s a bad word?
ah hell naw
Not cuz how *do* you whitewash white ppl???
bleach the hair
What if ur already blonde lol
platinum
In that case, albino people are the final form??
no, just people from the Arctic
Elsa looks like Soyeon from (G)I-dle
gidle
made 'em swedish
Can someone explain whitewashing? Is it a joke or a real thing
NAAAHAHH-AHAHAHHHHHAAAHHHHHH NO WAY NAAAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHHH no thanks.
John Krasinski
americanwashed norwegian people\*
Whoever did this should feel ashamed of themselves
it's the hair that does it
Tangled will always be better.
Isn’t Elsa part indigenous?
> we need this version I cannot stress how much we do not
This is clearly satire.
y'think
I wasn't sure if anyone else in this comment section seemed to think so.
when the target demographic is gen z whoops
The demographic was already Gen Z, this is just the Gen Z of Gen Z.
Gen Z²
Gen zzz
Gen Sleep
gen shoo or gen mimimimimimimi
Gen Z is growing up, dude. They're as young as twelve. Pixar films these days are moreso aimed at Gen Alpha (after 2010)
spoiler: gen alpha is actually gen omega
I’m Gen Z and I’m in my 20s bro
same