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d3ds3c_0ff1c147

The account was permanently suspended for "abusing the report button" by reporting hate speech against transphobes. The reddit admins denied its appeal because they themselves are bigots.


cockyUma

A fact. They’re not allowed in the house.


yeahtoast757

Depends on where they came from. Undocumented people from Mexico or the middle east for example are fine. However when you let in people from a country exclusively populated by people who put orphans in the orphan crushing machine, there's a chance they will put orphans in the orphan crushing machine, and there's nothing you can do to stop me and my people from doing it. Edit: to be clear. This is a joke about xenophobia. There's no country that is populated by people who are crushing orphans. (That I know of.) And there is no such thing as an orphan crushing machine. ( that I know of.) Should have worded this better I guess.


Peepshow741

What the fuck are you talking about? Are you ok?


deliciousprisms

Nah they’re fine just making an edgy and terrible joke. And boy is it terrible. And edgy.


cockyUma

So edgy😤


yeahtoast757

How is making fun of xenophobia edgy? >!You can't find a comfortable place to rest your tongue, and you just lost the game.!<


cockyUma

Lmfao this can’t be a serious comment💀💀💀💀


veruuwu

and is this "country exclusively populated with people that put orphans in the orphan crushing machine" in the room with us right now?


Vespeer

Yeah, Britain


yeahtoast757

No. It was a joke making fun of xenophobia by throwing in extra absurdity, and was not meant to be taken as a metaphor for anything, or any country. Hell, the orphan crushing machine thing was a reference to a riff on American "uplifting" news articles. That is why I specifically named the country and region most stigmatized by xenophobes because of how they claim they have "DEM VIOLET ILLEAGLES". I didn't want my dumb joke to be precieved as actual xenophobia. But it seems I failed at making that clear.


Menacebi

yeah typically the "i'm not racist i'm making fun of racists by pretending to be racist" joke usually has some sort of indicator, otherwise this just reads like you didn't take your meds


mbaymiller

The indicator was “and there's nothing you can do to stop me and my people from doing it.”


Siaeromanna

yeah it’s genuinely annoying how deep people look into some things


ImNotTheNSAIPromise

Has anybody considered maybe the orphans being crushed was beneficial to those crushing the orphans? Why should they be harmed just because of some silly orphans?


djoecav

Live your truth, orphan crusher


PolygonKiwii

I mean, somebody has to crush the orphans and if they ain't gonna do it themselves, I for sure ain't doing it by hand.


Bruh_alt721

r196 have zero idea how to read jokes challenge dw my man i immediately understood it was sarcasm


CrystalRainwater

I guess 196 doesn't know of the subreddit. Basically there's a subreddit orphan crushing machine that is about the issue with 'uplifting' stories like one's where kids work to help their parents pay bills or when teachers give up their pto to another teacher to allow them to get cancer treatment. The idea is making fun of the assumption many people have that these systems which cause unnecessary pain have to exist. Thats where the metaphor comes from about the orphan crushing machine. That keeping around some of these systems is equivalent to keeping an orphan crushing machine because if you don't things will go bad.


CenterOfEverything

Ironically enough tho, the libs did end up letting the undocumented migrants live in their backyard with the Martha's Vineyard thing.


_D4RI0_

Conservatives are literally playing with other people's lives. "Yeah prank em John, send those immigrants at their front door"


cockyUma

They’re literal POSs and thief puppies are blindly cheering them. It’s sad and yet also funny to see, imagine your political party being a literal joke and you’re still blindly kissing your leader’s fat mashed ass


Todojaw21

LOL we spent our budget to give you free labor!!! liberals owned!!!


HyperVexed

Conservatives weren't able to solve the adoption issue before the ban wave. There were 400,000+ children up for adoption at the time. And now how do they think they can solve this issue when that number is going to skyrocket? They say that they will adopt your unwanted child, and they think they're telling the truth, but statistically, they are not. Rates of adoption might rise, but not nearly enough to solve this problem. Not by conservatives, or even the whole nation at this rate.


cockyUma

They find a way to blame the dems for it lmao. They’re pathetically useless. It’s incredible in a country like freaking USA, a complete idiot and clueless political figure could be in office, truly an American reflection of utter nonsense.


kadxar

Well if it ain't the best moment to quote George Carlin "Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. Term limits ain't going to do any good; you're just going to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans. So, maybe, maybe, maybe, it's not the politicians who suck. Maybe something else sucks around here... like, the public. Yeah, the public sucks. There's a nice campaign slogan for somebody: 'The Public Sucks. F*ck Hope."


Scarf_Darmanitan

We do a little human trafficking to own the libs 😎


spicy_milkshake

how many breads have you eaten in your life


OtherAyachi

13. I prefer Japanese food.


memeboi123jazz

24, bread is good


Cedar-

> Aha! You won't let a random stranger live in your house! That means you *must* also oppose immigration! Because someone living in their own house is the exact same as someone living in your house! It's all so tiresome.


deratizat

I'd let a friend's friend crash at my house until they have a place to stay. Immigrant or not


JilliJam

I would build a city if I could mother fucker


franandwood

I’ll let some live here they might need it, I mean my brother is in college


SteveFrom_Target

On the topic of immigration, Democrats should really be focusing on helping the ones that have been here way longer than these new arrivals. Helping the ones flooding the border are fine, but they should consider the fact that they're angering the ones who have been here longer, own houses, have kids in college, etc. Having lived in two predominantly Hispanic communities, most do nothing but complain every time migrant caravans are shown. ​ It's harsh, but that's rutheless pragmatism for ya.


Canadian-Commie

You know i really used to be against limiting peoples speach when i was in HS, then i started listening more intently to conservatives, then im like "fuck i get it, these rightoid psychos should not not be allowed to speak their minds or share their beliefs"


FudgeZealousideal736

1, I’m very hungry tonight I need my fix of adrenechrome


Jago26

Ok but both of these are stupid questions


DJ_GiantMidget

Aren't both answers none


longhud

The answer isn’t necessary. The conservative’s question is stupid as Immigrants do not live in your house and the liberal (the supposed replying side) doesn’t say that they will let immigrants live in their houses. On the other hand, when banning abortion they keep preaching that they will adopt the unwanted babies which was already impossible before with 400.000 children up for adoption at the time.


Icepick_Lobotomy_

Wow, both sides are hypocrites, what a revelation


[deleted]

Smartest centrist


cockyUma

Centrists could be actually smart… but most commonly they’re the most idiotic and stupid people I’ve heard tryna form a ‘serious’ thought


cockyUma

Eww🤢🤢


big_leggy

I would definitely let some immigrants with me, I always need more friends