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I hate women because they are you and I don't know what to do with the kids.

Reading these is like peaking into someone's private messages

I hate women because they don’t want me to lol I think that’s the only reason

I hate women because they are a Courser unit Too much fallout

I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore WHAT

I hate women newscaster and the other one is so cute 🥺

I hate women who are not wrong to be a great idea of copper and the l I think I did not know that donkey now I don't know what I don't know what I mean I don't know what I mean I don't know what I mean I don't know what I mean I don't know what I mean I don't know what I mean I don't know what I mean I don't know what I mean I don't know what I mean I don't know what I mean I don't know what I mean I don't know what I mean I don't know what is it real Wtf

I hate women because they don't like the fact that they have shotguns then scurry off or do they want me to be a man of such a good person or not to be a man of such a good person or not to be a man of such a good person.

i hate women because they are all good 👍

Lmao

It's your phone's subconscious...

Mine was very similar. "I hate women because I don't know what to do with the kids." Wtf I don't even have kids.

No wonder you dont know what to do with kids

I hate women because they’re not my friends and they are the only people who can make my day

This is truer than you think.

I hate women because I have a lot of people who are not in the mood for the ping pong table.

Dude mine is almost the exact same: "I hate women because I don't know what to do with the kids"

I hate women because they don’t know what they want

I hate women because they are not okay with the green house

I hate women because I have a gun and I will be a more potent oxidiser probably

*Takes iron away from you\*

That's it, no more ferritic privileges for you, young boy

Hemoglobin privilege revoked

No more big iron on his hip

KMnO4 moment

I hate women because they don’t deserve me

real

Sigma grindset

Sigma

Ligma

Based.

Based

Alright Patrick Bateman.

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything right and I’m too tired and I’m too lazy and I’m not going anywhere so I’m just trying not be stressed. …….. this is eerily accurate.

I hate women because they are so gay that you can't speak to them anymore

Gayness is directly proportional to language barrier thickness.

The first item on the Gay Agenda^^^tm was the destruction of the Tower of Babel

“Fuck the Rosetta Stone.” -gay people

me fr

Profile pic checks out.

True

Texts from your creepy middle-aged still-single uncle

This is super funny

This is my favorite one.

I hate women because of the warning systems every few months

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ WOMEN DETECTED EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT A DRILL

⚠️**Warning: Emily will be making landfall in approximately 10 hours**⚠️

Oh for just 1 hour left. Quick buy some toilet paper!!

⚠️ THIS IS NOW A GAMER FREE ZONE. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOW A GAMER FREE ZONE. ⚠️

🚨 ANOTHER WOMEN HAS HIT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER 🚨

⚠️ There is (rule 2) woman in your area ⚠️

Don't they have a warning system once a month?

I hate women because I don’t have like that it was just weird because they are literally the sun.

I hate women because I have a great day and I will be a good time to be a good time to be a good time to be a good time to be a good time to be a good time.

That new Daft Punk single slaps.

jojo reference

Shut up about women being the sun! Shut up about women being the sun!

I hate women because I have two men in my body Help I'm confused

Inside of you are two men, one is the most people are in a good mood for the most part and the other one time I was just curious

Wtf? Spit them out!!

I can't they say if I spit them out they will freeze

That's not the side they're in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

2 dudes 2 furious

I hate women because they are you

😳

I hate women because they don't like me. Damn...

same...

I hate women because I can’t be the one that makes you happy. Also damn

“I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore and I don’t want to get hurt and I don’t want to hurt them because I don’t want to feel like I’m hurting them” Mine wasn’t much better

I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore. that’s funny it made a whole sentence but I love my wife she is very nice to me

It’s nice to know that you love your wife, rustyscrotum69.

r/rimjob_steve

Mine said the same thing. I kept going for like 5 more ands and it was hilarious

I hate women because they are so cute

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Unfortunately 😔

I'm salty about this comment but yes.

Shark! 🙂

Just like me fr

Are you me? > I hate women because they're too cute 🥰

I hate women because I have a great day and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be cognitively impaired and I will be

something tells me he will be cognitively impaired

Mate, my flair literally has my pronouns in it, yet you still used "he"

Bro rolled a d6 and got a 7 ☠️

What about after that?

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not going anywhere with you and I’m too lazy and I’m too stressed and I’m not even trying anymore

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything right and I’m too tired and I’m too lazy and I’m not going anywhere so I’m just trying not be stressed and I’m just not gonna do anything to make you happy because I’m too lazy

Something tells me it will be cognitively impaired

Commissar, the servitor got loose again

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I hate women because they are trying to get a constitutional republic.

Democratic People's Republic of Women

Aren't you the People's Denocratic Republic of Women?

How dare they!

The American people are tired of women! - Bernie Sanders

I hate women because its democracy.

I'm fascinated by the conversations you must be having to have that be such a high result.

I hate women because i want them so badly and they are my only hope and they deserve it and they are the best and i am not afraid to say that.

:(

Lol this one is so desperate and emotional got a real vibe to it

I hate women because I can’t be the one that makes you happy Didn’t expect that 😔

Big oof

Damn, talk about a username that fits!

I hate women in business administration and management of my wireless internet

Specific

misogyny but only for wifi

I hate woman because she has no idea how much I love her

Damn bro you ok

yea, I’m dating a dude tho 💀

🤣 might wanna let Siri know

I hate women because Bob and bobilism

underrated

ong

I hate women because I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it.

But where's the caveman

That's what mine said. I think it defaults to a few phrases if you've never typed it before depending on your phone OS and version.

I hate women because I have a high Silt

Based sediment chad

I've always hated it. Coarse.

I can smell this.

I hate women because I don't have a lot of work to do you have a personal day at work I love you too baby girl 😘

I hate women because they hate women 🤔

I hate women because They is a big girl and I don’t know what to do with her hair

Ich hasse Frauen die nicht mehr als die Hälfte des Monats zahlen wollen und sich die Kinder dann wieder mit den anderen Kindern im Haus vorstellen

Sorry I don’t speak Italian

Es ist deutsch

Get well soon 🙏

Ich werde deine Dampfnudel klauen!

Hey, sowas geht zu weit

I think he sneesed idk?

Translation: I hate women who don't want to pay more than half the month and then introduce the kids back to the other kids in the house

i hate women because of the world of the world of the world of the world of the world of the world of the world of the world

Dio?

i hate women because they’re too cute 🥰

I hate women because they are not so bad they are all good

I hate women because they don't clean my dishes

Trad moment

Understandable

I hate women because they are not good

I hate women because they were not fully aware that I am a Wizard

this is the best one here

I hate women because they have a different person

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore I just want to get my life together

"I hate women because I have a great day" uhh ok😭

I hate women because they are not being white

two birds one stone

I hate women because they don't like the fact that they don't like the fact that they don't like the fact that they don't like the fact that they don't like the fact that they don't like the fact that they don't like the fact that they don't like the fact that they don't like the fact that they don't like the fact that they don't like the fact that they don't

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything right….. Jesus Christ autocorrect

I hate women because I have to go to the store and get a new one for the kids and I will be there in a few minutes

I hate women because I don't want to be a parent

I hate women because of of to be on my toes 😒 🙄 😑 😕 😐 😤 😒 🙄 😑 😕 (I just spammed it)

If these are the emoji you use the most you're such an annoying person

I hate women because of it being so cute.

I hate women because they don’t have a good life right away so they are so much better and I think I have had a good life.

I hate women because they are so mean to me

I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore and I don’t want to get hurt and I don’t want to be hurt and I don’t want to be with them anymore and I don’t want to be with someone that I don’t want to be with anymore

I hate women because they don’t want me too lol

I hate women because I don't want to ruin you and show you the right way.

I hate women because they don't like me good at work because I don't like them and they are gigastructures

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore

I hate women because they are not allowed to be in the center of the earth

Can't spell molten core without "men," amirite?

I hate women because I don't know what to do with the kids. Lol

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I hate women because they don’t know how much to wear and I can’t find them the way I want them lol.

I hate women because I don’t want them in my life lol I hate them lol but I’m not sure if it’s the one that I have a problem or just like that

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I hate women because they are the ones who have been banned from the discord by the people who have been constantly involved in their lives

I hate women because I am not a big fan of the dog.

I hate women because they don’t want me

I hate women because I have a few days off and good luck with your thumb drive

I hate women because I don’t want to know that lol lol I just got a bill from sonic

i hate women because they are pro russia

I hate women because they don’t want me too lol JK I don’t want them in my school anymore because they don’t want me too lol JK I don’t know why they don’t want me too much lol lol I don’t want them Ok

I hate women because they don't want me know what they are

I hate women because I have a few things to do in the morning

I hate women because they don’t know about the pipe bomb

I hate women because I don't want to be a cat

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore and I don’t want to get hurt

i hate women because of church

I hate women because it's that Ich bin ein Mann

I hate women because they have to be home before 8

I hate women because I just love women so much and they are so good

I hate women because I hate going to be fair and being honest and I love the way I have a good time

I want women to know I hate them because I don't think they will make you happy Thanksgiving.

I hate women because of the murderer in the same thing over and over again for the exam from a persons life and persistent in my mind strong enough water?

I hate women because I am a little dust can.

I hate women because i want them so badly and they are my only hope and they deserve it and they are so beautiful

I hate women because they are so beautiful. As a salty gay man prefers to be the prettiest in the room, this makes sense.

i hate women because i want them so badly and they are my only hope and they deserve it so much but they don’t have the energy for it anymore.

I hate women never have a great game but I'm going Goffs to be the same as the other one I think is overcosted to the other side and I was just a bit late but I'm going Goffs. I have women because I play 40k basically? I guess I have hundreds of Ork Boyz and no Ork Ladz.

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore.