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The point is that the CIA is dedicated to helping the American people. Any conspiracy theories speaking negatively about the CIA you hear are wrong because we investigated ourselves thoroughly and found no evidence of wrongdoing. You don't wanna be a crazy conspiracy theorist, right?
They were actually defending USA when they spread viruses throughout American subways to test the defense of country against bio weapons. It doesn't really matter if gazillions died! /s
(EDIT:Sorry if I offended anyone)
Fits if you consider the uncanny creepy nature of the CIA, just like the smile. Someone can still kill you and overthrow your country with a smile on their face.
And fuck off plenty of countries that would thrive otherwise w/little impact on 'your own' (CIA doesn't operate as a US government body) while still actually doing things 'in interest of US'
*ignores CIA helping import illegal drugs to sell them to minority and poor neighborhoods, extremely likely to be involved in several foreign and domestic assassinations, likely several regime changes and civil wars, creation of future terror organizations, and who knows what else.*
Nice try glowie, you will never gaslight me. You are a fed, you are a federal agent. You are glowing in the dark. You are an undercover CIA agent on a psyop to infiltrate reddit. You try to change our opinion on the CIA. You are a member of the CIA. You are trying to collect my info and gaslight me. While doing so, you also try to control the minds of other redditors. You are a glowie. You are spying on me among many others. You are unable to blend in among other redditors. You stick out a sore thumb.
Nice try fed
Well shit, umm want cocaine?
CIA - Cocaine Importers of America
Your pfp goes hard as fuck
Thanks man, probably one of the few good things that AI has created.
Hell yeah i love cocaine, i love doing cocaine i mean snort it , yeah i love snorting it.
No thanks but I’ll take an AR-15 with the exact mods and attachments that politicians want banned
Sure would you also want a m103 main battle tank with it or do u want a m60 medium tank?
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CIA in real life: We must keep the CIA safe
These damn democratically elected South American governments are a threat to our ~~financial interests~~ safety!
Oh no, muh capital is threatened by a guy redistributing banana farms! Time to coup!
Dulles brothers moment
Individuals in real life: I must keep myself safe.
We must keep the wealthy wealthy
Federal Agent detected, balls desecrated
everyone is missing the point of this post LMAOO
Can’t take the chance. Must call out fedposting
what is point
The point is that the CIA is dedicated to helping the American people. Any conspiracy theories speaking negatively about the CIA you hear are wrong because we investigated ourselves thoroughly and found no evidence of wrongdoing. You don't wanna be a crazy conspiracy theorist, right?
SIR YESSIR 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
They *say* that they keep America safe, but they don’t (at least, not always)
Honestly I bet that all things considered we're probably safer with them around, just that all the Immoral shit they do is probably not worth it
They were actually defending USA when they spread viruses throughout American subways to test the defense of country against bio weapons. It doesn't really matter if gazillions died! /s
(EDIT:Sorry if I offended anyone) Fits if you consider the uncanny creepy nature of the CIA, just like the smile. Someone can still kill you and overthrow your country with a smile on their face.
And fuck off plenty of countries that would thrive otherwise w/little impact on 'your own' (CIA doesn't operate as a US government body) while still actually doing things 'in interest of US'
Well should they not enjoy what they do?
Psyop detected
Fed
Fed detected
fedposting
Don’t worry, the first psyops always get outed first. It took 17 memes before some called me based! You’ll get there eventually, we believe in you!
My dad works for the CIA. He can get your entire neighborhood addicted to crack.
Okay which one of you is in on the psy op?
post is glowing hard
You can see em if you're driving
"We must keep them safe...at ALL cost!"
the cia n rs glow in the dark you can see them when you're driving you just run them over that's whatcha do fucking cia n rs
Is this divine intellect?
bait or a fed your call
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*proceeds to do MK-Ultra, not prevent 9/11* I will be back with more CIA fuckery
*ignores CIA helping import illegal drugs to sell them to minority and poor neighborhoods, extremely likely to be involved in several foreign and domestic assassinations, likely several regime changes and civil wars, creation of future terror organizations, and who knows what else.*
many of them they now admit officially, directors always go "so?" at this point
me when I fucking lie
Nuh uh
Lmao
Where is the American safe kept?🤔
Posted from Eglin AFB
CIA in real life: how do I stop eating drywall
Me when the CIA has a trained sniper at my active location in case I post anything which criticizes the CIA’s behavior:
Based and spy pilled (I love spy movies)
Martin Luther King jr. begs to differ
That was the FBI
I mean yeah it’s just “america” means interests of the american bourgeoisie
Joe has something to say to you
Now THIS is a funny meme.
CIA in Alien landing films: KILL KILL KILL
Real fed posting hours, who up?
Fed posting mutch?
ಠ_ಠ
Based and fed-pilled
Fuck you fed boi
feddd
Fedposting used to at least be done in person, this is sad
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fed post detected, mods, crush his skull
fed spotted
Fed post worst bait ever, asked to shoot themselves in the head
you’re glowing so hard rn
r/lies
🫵😐
Nice try glowie, you will never gaslight me. You are a fed, you are a federal agent. You are glowing in the dark. You are an undercover CIA agent on a psyop to infiltrate reddit. You try to change our opinion on the CIA. You are a member of the CIA. You are trying to collect my info and gaslight me. While doing so, you also try to control the minds of other redditors. You are a glowie. You are spying on me among many others. You are unable to blend in among other redditors. You stick out a sore thumb.
Really glowing hard
Glow bright like a diamond
Fed alert
Fedposting
I can smell the corn syrup from here, glowie
Fckin glowie
From one glowy to another, go suck a dick. You suck, you bunch of lawless cowboys.
not today cia but tomorrow is totally fine with me, let's go bois
holy mother of feds
Fed
You shoulda showed this to the intern who told you about memes in the first place before posting this, fed.
MKultra
OP’s username checks out
I think the main difference is what counts as “safe”
Operation northwoods was definitely to protect American citizens lmao
So true! Gee golly I sure do love the government :]
Federal agent
Mmmm yummy microplastics mmmmmmm thamk you central intelligence agency