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classicalySarcastic

Connecticut. Make Rhode Island an actual island. Nothing personal, Connecticut, just business.


etiennesurrette

No, it's all personal. Roads will be much safer without you guys.


classicalySarcastic

Maryland and New Jersey are both gone, we've already taken care of that problem.


Tuba_Crusader

I didn't hear no bell


DickBentley

My friend, you clearly haven't met many Connecticut drivers than. Most likely because they couldn't even make it that far.


imnot_qualified

They are all stuck between Danbury and Waterbury.


FickleGrapefruit8638

Remember when the mayor of Danbury renamed the sewage plant after John Oliver after he completely randomly made fun of it on his tonight show?


SovietRussiaWasPoor

And Illinois. Chicago drivers are the worst ones.


slantedtortoise

No. I'm not letting us sink before Arizonans


[deleted]

there’s no water in arizona we will never sink!!


slantedtortoise

May the sand bury the Sun Belt and we will never speak of the idiocy of dropping 4 million people into a desert


[deleted]

im sorry, what does your bland-ass state even do? everyone knows arizona. people can’t even pronounce your states name when they read it


GenericGMODArtist

Connecticut


Mittmitty

Rhode Island Island, baby


DickBentley

Finally get to be an island.


VagabondRommel

Just every New England state besides Maine and possibly Vermont.


Justthetip1996

Fuck outta here. Rhode Island will be the last one standing 😤


[deleted]

Make Connecticut Unconnecticuted


6thgenbestgen

Oregon needs to be OreGONE.


[deleted]

What did we ever do to you?


6thgenbestgen

Portland.


[deleted]

That... is actually a valid criticism.


saxtonaustralian

Heroin.


[deleted]

[удалено]


YugoslavianWarCrimes

Vote Virginia then


[deleted]

So close to the Iowa chef


[deleted]

Praise Chef MIMAL and his Kentucky fried meal on the silver plate of Tennessee


Red_Six6

CONNECTICUT


[deleted]

I can’t believe it’s the current year and California still isn’t a transparent hole in the map. I thought we were better than this.


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ItsYaBoiVanilla

Can’t believe we were outlasted by fucking Montana.


etiennesurrette

nothing's more American than the old west, and we are rich with it speak up again and I'll concuss you with my big iron


TRON0314

More like just turquoise jewelry shops, overpriced galleries and people playing California cowboy in their crisp and clean Carhartt getup on their 5 acre ranchettes. Couple more years of climate change and tract housing and tacky vacation homes destroying valleys, lakes and clearing forests and you'll be a burned down generic glorified Colorado suburb. Even the gov is blocking public lands with his friends buying land and closing of access. Old West died a long time ago when a few places wanted to play mini Aspen.


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etiennesurrette

The west coast states ruined us with their money, don't put that on real Montana The amount of development happening in the western part of the state is extremely depressing


-usernames-are-hard

Get fucked by the most based state constitution in the US


[deleted]

New Hampshire's right to revolution would like to speak with you


_ALL_WHITE_

We should eliminate Pennsylvania next. They plots against us


Masidillia

Connecticut


[deleted]

Here before u/exiledreturn says Minnesota


ExiledReturn

Minnesota


[deleted]

Here after u/exiledreturn says Minnesota


Alone-Newspaper-1161

Fuck you pussy ass bitch how’s Portland this time of year


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Past-Hunt

If the chef holding the chicken doesn't stay until the end I'm killing everyone


TheHamOfAllHams

LETS GOOOO VIRGINIA NUMBER ONE FOREVER FUCK YOU MARYLAND AND WEST VIRGINIA!!!!!!!!!!!!


SamTheFam24

AYAYAYAYA VIRGINIA NUMERO UNO!!!! 💪😎


YugoslavianWarCrimes

NOO MD BEST 🦀🦀🦀🦀


BushGuy9

South Carolina must be destroyed


Don_Hostetler

South Carolinian here, seconding, fuck us we are the worst Carolina (the bar is on the floor)


tomperfect12

At least you know and accept it


Don_Hostetler

North Carolina isn't good, so don't go getting all high and mighty "Better than South Carolina" still ranks you below mosquitos


Julesort02

Virginia or Connecticut


YugoslavianWarCrimes

How about both


YugoslavianWarCrimes

V*rginia


kodak___white

georgia and nc against sc 💪


iwillyounkurcat

Hell yeah brother. The country gets nothing meaningful from SC


[deleted]

Why cant we just annex sc already they are just a worse version of nc with one beach


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[удалено]


beans_426

Vermont is protected by how forgettable it is


zwirlo

Disconnecticut


SirSleeps-a-lot

Louisiana has to go


CheepCheepChompYT

don’t remove the gnome’s boot


commanderanderson

Lose-iana


Anti-charizard

Alaska


Lurkerthrowaway_69

I don’t get how Pennsylvania still surviving.


6thgenbestgen

Cope.


Volcanic8171

idiot


[deleted]

hmm I wonder why the best state in the union is surviving


BattleBrotherBucket

Monkeyfornians stay mad


Volcanic8171

exactly


pirated_vhsvendor

Take your L retard


etiennesurrette

speaking as someone who was raised in PA, you must be from Philly


pirated_vhsvendor

Nope even better pennsyltucky


Volcanic8171

true person here, being downvoted because people mad


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Volcanic8171

shut the fuck up


TheFarLeft

Georgia, because Sherman didn’t go far enough.


jasminee2020

Utah


[deleted]

Udon't


[deleted]

Louisiana


vladimir-Putin47

Average Texan L take


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You are fr*nch


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andrewej01

Arkansas, don’t let them think we have forgotten about them


Elvtars1

Please remove south Carolina


Union1865

Connecticut


CheepCheepChompYT

virginia


CokeAndRumHam

Washington


MaximumAbsorbency

Didnt want to be on your dumbass map anyway


MunchyThePanda

Vermont


Master_Chunky

Cringeicut


depressoeggo

Connecticut. Name 1 person that enjoys the presence of Connecticut


Kaelixz

Lower peninsula


Svedjik

Michigan


WaddlesJP13

The fact Michigan is still here is an actual crime


Tasty_Cactus

The creator of the state removal thing is actively suppressing anti-Michigan comments, because he's from Michigan


WaddlesJP13

We just have to fight then


Nobody_Speshal

Maine has had it too good for too long


Canaveral58

How tf are all these Louisiana Purchase ass states still here?


GripenHater

Michigan


etiennesurrette

downvoted exclusively by hand people


GripenHater

Disgusting


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not_a_Bread_Goblin

How’s your daddy’s cum taste?


GripenHater

What


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[deleted]

Pennsylvania


abethegreat69

Chef mimal lives


Metroidkeeper

Got rid of Wisconsin before Missouri or Louisiana. Cursed sub.


ExiledReturn

Pennsylvania


[deleted]

Pennsylvania because they have E*gles fans🤢🤢🤢


commanderanderson

This is getting intense


[deleted]

Missouri


ZephyrProductionsO7S

Louisiana. Outside of New Orleans it’s a racist hellhole.


mr_flerd

Montana


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firsteldar

fuck every person saying connecticut, we should win


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Iamthespiderbro

All I know is of KFC man the 4 corners go early I’m going to lose my shit


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GASTRO_GAMING

congrats on everyone remaining on making it half way there.


TomJoadsLich

How is Utah still here