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WaveSkrub

Oregon needs to go NOW


pirated_vhsvendor

Kfc is overrated. Get rid of Kentucky


[deleted]

That ruins mimal


Nautilus177

Without the kfc it looks like he has a dick in his hand


DimPortWasTaken

Dear god man think of the Bourbon.


ThatOneBuilderGuy

Michigan


Lil_iBrow

Remove Virginia but keep that exclave piece on the right


Illegal_Immigrant77

Missouri


SirSleeps-a-lot

South Carolina.


meech_02

Kentucky 🤢


zwirlo

Georgia’s time is up. I’ve had enough of that sandy ass swamp. Bring Sherman back


Lurkerthrowaway_69

Yesterday I pick a state that was apparently very controversial. Today is obvious. South Carolina must go.


[deleted]

As long as C*lifornia is gone then I’m satisfied Edit: C*alifornia


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negrote1000

Mormonistan


lordoftowels

Oh*o. Delete them again.


Red_Six6

Washington


epic225

Guys Downvote anyone who votes for the chicken states (Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, Tennessee, Kentucky)


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Bronnakus

Iowa, go for the head


Wolf97

Fuck you island boy


BigThunderousLobster

No we must preserve the line of Minnesota-Louisiana


Still_Instruction_82

Pennsylvania


RaymondoFelton

Arizona staying around this long certainly means no one cares enough about it to vote it off


CheeseBurger_Jesus

Michigan is preventing the Great Lakes from being the Greater Lake, remove it.


N-wordsayer990

Rhode Island for being too small to exist


WadeHampton99

I fucking hate all of you


meech_02

Kentucky 🤢


guybanjomanjoidunno

Remove South Carolina


Goblin_main

fuck michigan lmao


Wolf97

Keep MIMAL + Tennessee + North Carolina for a great final image. Get rid of South Carolina.


Fabulous_Cap_8164

Finally an island 💪


TheHamOfAllHams

Vermont or New Hampshire, I can’t tell them apart in the slightest they both don’t have a single minority living in them


TheEggrollsMC

Misery


epic225

NO WE NEED THE CHICKEN CHEF


PedroW2K

Alaska. They touch Canada, almost touch Russia, and touch no other American state. Sounds preeeety un-American to me


NewIrishRepublic

You fool. They banished us to this frozen hell for YOUR protection, not ours.


Red_Six6

FUCK YOU IM SENDING POLAR BEAR NINJAS TO KILL YOU


arcticsummertime

Alaska, now that Texas is gone they’re lookin a little too chipper


Tuba_Crusader

Rhode island is now an island finally!!!


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[удалено]


WaaaaghsRUs

Why are you breaking our alliance


glennthefella

Vermont they are Canadians


somebebunga

OREGON THE FOUR CORNERS WILL WINNNN


HayKhay47Reddit

I fully support this message😎


ExiledReturn

You’re on borrowed time, buddy


Revierez

Michigan delenda est


not_a_Bread_Goblin

Quoting dead guys won’t make your dad love you


Revierez

Cope harder, mitten boy


not_a_Bread_Goblin

I’ll rape your mother into her grave


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bruhmoment2891

Bro…


etiennesurrette

MITTEN BOY LOL


deathraft

North Carolina. They're not even southern they got "north" in their name.


Full_Egoism

Get rid of South Carolina, let only the one true Carolina remain!


BushGuy9

Sic Semper South Carolina


Elvtars1

Please, it needs to go away


Kahvar_

Idc which state. Leave the man alone


tatothebeYT

South Carolina


the-gray-swarm

The worst Carolina


tatothebeYT

Ikr


GenericGMODArtist

Alaska HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


Master_Chunky

South cringealina


bojilly

the fact that montana is still here is disgraceful


WaddlesJP13

We should remove states until it's an Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana guy with a Tennessee dick


BandwagonEffect

MN is the guy’s chef hat.


ToXiC_Games

Gotta keep the 4 corners tho


Aluminum_Tarkus

4 Corners go before MIMAL does. And we can either go Tennessee dick or Kentucky chicken he's holding


Tubagal2022

Michigan… please


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BssnKing14

Kentucky needs to go, let the Colonel burn in hell!


HighMajorCommodore13

Kentucky is an integral part of MIMAL and needs to be defended. Tennessee is the plan and Kentucky is the chicken he's carrying


[deleted]

Voting for California every day until it's a transparent hole in the map, day 27. I even made it easy for you OP, [here's what the map should look like](https://imgur.com/li6iRvx)


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GripenHater

Michigan


theealtacount

Oregon. no reason


ExiledReturn

Minnesota


HayKhay47Reddit

I once again ask for Oregon, the four corners must live on


Substantial_Bear_168

Nah fuck the four c🤢rners Oregon has to survive Or just go for the rest of the states first please


HayKhay47Reddit

I am just simply helping out some uninhabitable desert brethren, and you are in the way of progress


Substantial_Bear_168

Hey we have a desert too, it’s literally half our state, we should target the desertless lessers of New England and the Midwest


HayKhay47Reddit

Very well, half brother, I shall spare your state but I'm still rooting for the four corners, these mindless fields beaches and treedoms must fall.


dolce4343

OREGOM BEST STATE💪💪💪🌲🌲🤞🤞🤞💪💪💪💪💪🌲


HotelProof5516

oregon. bye


mirasaku

Iowa stands strong 💪 💪


firsteldar

downvoted


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CelticTexan749

Colorado


saxtonaustralian

ok buddy coastal dweller


somebebunga

no no no no no


d_swan7

people from a state eliminated early don't deserve an opinion plus we give u weed


CelticTexan749

Oklahoma has weed and it's closer Please pick something else


Artistic_Mouse_5389

Rhode Island


ActedCarp

Oregon


LastofUs1296

Rhode Island


hahaiamarealhuman

Virginia


[deleted]

Pennsylvania


Jax11111111

Those pencil pushers think they can dictate everything around here


6thgenbestgen

Oregon now, worry about the New England, Southern, Midwest, etc states later.


ExiledReturn

But New England is the problem.


ifardeded

But Portland still exist and that's a bigger problem


ExiledReturn

I'd gladly erase Portland, but must the entire state perish for the sins of one city?


Meeting-Routine

Yes


ExiledReturn

Pennsylvania