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PiliFace

The darkness is clearly effecting someones mind a bit too much, please take your meds


ManlyNPC

Maybe he needs a prescription of a good dose of fresh air and touch some snow.


CustardNo6900

He/she need some more kossu


88Nati0nal

A shower, perhaps


TheHellbilly

White swedes? Lol, nice try Ahmed.


The_free_trial

But seriously: we probably have more blond men than Sweden lol


CookieTheParrot

[Finland and Sweden](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/blonde-hair-percentage-by-country) (Estonia, too, in some statistics) are the most blonde nations in the world, though according to that analysis is Finland only two percentage points above Sweden.


TheHellbilly

Still counts!


StalkTheHype

Not how Percentages work Pekka. There's way more of us, hence, more Blonde Swedes.


TheHellbilly

Jealous much, Ahmed?


StalkTheHype

A bit, soon enough we too can have heresy laws.


Snallu

It is the percentage that counts ahmed.. If it didn't then the ruskis and americans would be the most blonde people on this earth.. 


CookieTheParrot

>americans Not Americans, they're only ~2–6% naturally blonde despite the large portion of people with Germanic ancestry. It'd be Ruskis, Germoneys, and Brits followed by Ukrainians, Poles, Dutch, Swedes, and Fr€nch


StalkTheHype

Cope about having fewer blondes if you must, but don't try and pretend the math works differently because your feelings are hurt.


Snallu

You must be the most daft swede I've met here if you're not trolling.


CookieTheParrot

Brown hair > blonde hair = black hair > red hair


Strolcho

How come Norway is not as blond as Sweden and Finland?


Accurate-System7951

Stained by all that oil, probably.


CookieTheParrot

Basically, the closer to the Baltic Sea, the blonder


mediandude

The northern half of Sweden is ancient finnic land.


Tuulta

Blondness = happiness


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Agitated_Advantage_2

Its a Turkey vs Greece meme, just a switcheroo on flags and nationalities


mumrik420

Its a Turkey vs Greece meme, just a switcheroo on flags and nationalities


Agitated_Advantage_2

Its a Turkey vs Greece meme, just a switcheroo on flags and nationalities


lo155ve

Its a Turkey vs Greece meme, just a switcheroo on flags and nationalities


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Willing_Bathroom7251

Here you go: [Greek vs Turk](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BzL_MXgc24E&pp=ygUQZ3JlZWsgdnMgdHVya2lzaA%3D%3D) It's even funnier when you find out both of them have moved out of their home countries to elsewhere in Europe.


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Willing_Bathroom7251

Okay. I thought you were interested in the actual answe. That's just a common meme people do. When two people give the same answer accidentally or for other reasons others just start repeating the answer. Pretty simple really.


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Saniaislude

Its a Turkey vs Greece meme, just a switcheroo on flags and nationalities


Andarnio

Its a Turkey vs Greece meme, just a switcheroo on flags and nationalities


lo155ve

Its a Turkey vs Greece meme, just a switcheroo on flags and nationalities


Eken17

Its a Turkey vs Greece meme, just a switcheroo on flags and nationalities


AgitatedTransition87

Its a Turkey vs Greece meme, just a switcheroo on flags and nationalities


TheInternetIsADrug

Least schizo Finn


AgitatedTransition87

Lmao how the fuck did we manage to put up with that for 600 years


-Sir_Pug-

Weren't your ancestors in middle east for the past 600 years?


AgitatedTransition87

Well we did have some skirmishes in Baghdad with the Mongols in 1258…


-Sir_Pug-

Yah and some incident with shaving envoys beard. What could have gone wrong by doing that...


SuperRuffe

Du är svensk. Finnarna har förvirrat dig…


AgitatedTransition87

Jag ber om ursäkt för mitt misslyckande kamrat, ska ej hända igen…


LeoTheSquid

We did raid them tbf so some of them were probably there at one point


mediandude

Autosomal EEF comes from the middle east. Autosomal WHG comes from (is centered in) Estonia. Crymea river. Southern scandinavians turned EEF already 6000 years ago. Some things change, some don't.


Ok-Panda-5360

What am I reading bro


Esko_Homezz

Am I reading, reading I am bro


Skunkman-funk

Primo shit tier content 🙏


llamasLoot

Whar?


ImaginaryNourishment

We are your eastern neighbours with a little brother complex and alcoholism, remember us? We say that we hate you and tell mean jokes because we are little bit jealous how well you are doing.  We think about you all the time but you rarely even remember that we exist. When you do you think mildly positive things about us. That pisses off us the most.  God damn.  Can't you even hate us back?  You are so annoyingly nice to us it is disgusting.


llamasLoot

I was mostly just confused about the grammar And of course we can't hate you, you're our eastern li'll bro that shields us from Russia's bullshit


mumrik420

Haha you’re so cute 🥰


Yginase

> Jealous how well you are doing How's Sweden doing well? Isn't their crime rate high as hell?


MaskeddHmm

and yet our murder rate is lower. :trollface:


lo155ve

How well we're doing 💀 not for much longer


Randaxes

2023 winner was Loreen, so Eurovision got ABBA to celebrate their 50yrs eurovision in their home country.


simplesample23

[Abba wont participate in anything eurovision related](https://eurovisionfun.com/en/2023/05/eurovision-2024-abba-will-not-appear-at-the-contest/). You got less points and lost to Sweden. That is all. Being such sore losers that you stoop to conspiracies is not a good look. Edit: Never knew finns took eurovision so seriously, lmao. This is some next level butthurt.


MrRonski16

Winner of the people. 0 countries wanted sweden to win in the televote


simplesample23

And sweden was the winner of Eurovision, its not like the judges were a surprise addition. Most points wins the competition, not getting max points from any countrys televoters is irrelevant. If winning Eurovision is so important to you Finns then id suggest that you send a song the judges like aswell instead of being the sorest losers in europe who makes up literal conspiracy theories as to why you lost, lmao.


Hellspark_kt

Its been widely regarded that eurovision has been way shittier after they redid the point system so that arbritary judges can favorise and nudge the winner just as they want. Every single time since that makeover the popular vote has always been wildly off from the judges...


simplesample23

Not at all, after the change the meme contestants got less points and the good songs got more points, it also vastly reduced the neighbour voting and political voting that was even more common back in the days. If you think it was better before the change then youre either too young to remember or too butthurt over getting second place to see that. >Every single time since that makeover the popular vote has always been wildly off from the judges... Sweden got the second most televoters and the most judge votes, finland got the most televoter and the second most judge votes. That is not "wildly off" in the slightest. If you cant handle the rules of the competition (most points win), then dont enter it. Dont come crying afterwards when you dont win like a loser wanting a participation reward.


Tjo-Piri-Sko-Dojja

The original version is legendary. Based Turks and Griks


Viderberg

Too few realize this is a parody of the Turk vs. greek debate


lo155ve

Appy ake ay


mumrik420

https://preview.redd.it/6pd3lly2urpc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28496148158f7247c9b7c9c905b86da15784ea1d What are you talking about, are you ok bro?


epiquinnz

[Nordic can into Balkan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfFx5UvzSxc)


MrRickshaw

Just look at both. What the fuck are you guys now about? Get back on the boat and fuck up Russia.


CookieTheParrot

on the horse* Time to make the Muscovites finally pay tribute again


mizucapybara

Last one hurt


CatBoi8

Who else read this with the voices?


MonstrousPudding

​ https://i.redd.it/zawmgwsuwrpc1.gif


Kurzges

this is incomprehensible. Profound.


LeoTheSquid

Context https://youtu.be/HfFx5UvzSxc?si=IF2ZFsQ0LVHfXtib


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mediandude

Baltic Sea region hunter-gatherers had all kinds of alleles for all kinds of hair and eye colors. PS. It stands to reiterate that the geographical center of continental europe is in Lithuania. And with islands included the center is in Saaremaa, Estonia. And that autosomal WHG principal component peaks among estonians, with lithuanians being close 2nd. Thus the genetic europeanness peaks in the geographical center of europe - that is not a coincidence. Post-swiderian / kunda culture Finnic aesti from Prussia.


ulfhedinnnnn

THE MATERIAL MANIFESTATION OF EUROPE RESIDES IN THE FORLORN BALTIC REGION, AS IT IS THE BEATING HEART AND CENTRE. THE NEARER YOUR BIRTHPLACE IS TO THE BALTICS THE MORE GENETICALLY AND MATERIALLY EUROPEAN YOU ARE. THE ANCIENT AND NOBLE SAAREMIAN RACE ARE THUS CULTURALLY, ETHNICALLY AND SPIRITUALLY THE MOST EUROPEAN BIPEDAL MASSES. https://preview.redd.it/h9kg3a1fwxpc1.jpeg?width=369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12d0074c6145583cc94c962d0d993c8163618879


mediandude

Yes. But I would describe it as an appendix of europe - a cultural refuge, just as the appendix is a refuge for the bacterial culture of the guts. The land of Sisu = guts.


salsatortilla

How is the baltics a cultural refuge lol. Also the body doesn't need the appendix and the appendix is prone to inflammation, funny comparison.


mediandude

Baltic magdalenians, as an example. Autosomal WHG. Uralics. Balts having one of the most conservative / generic / generalized IE language.


mediandude

Also, the only countries that have retained legal continuity with the Russian Empire are Finland and Estonia, thus Finland and Estonia are the only legal heirs of the Roman Empire. With capitals at Rauma and Roomassaare. And the only countries that have retained the original form of kuningas.


salsatortilla

Uralics are an asian culture, definitely not bringing any cultural refuge to baltia by introducing an asian culture to take over some of the local indo european cultures. Baltic languages conservatism/genericism/generalization as an IE language is commonly overestimated, they have evolved a plenty from the proto ie languages. Baltic languages only having became their own after slavic and baltic languages separating from the proto baltoslavic language.


mediandude

There was no proto-baltoslavic, likely also no proto-baltic. Definitely no proto-IE. It was always a sprachbund.


salsatortilla

There was. There was no sprachbund


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Did you just went full degen ? Bending bullshit again ? Lithaunian is one of oldest languages, and only one closest to Sanskrit


salsatortilla

The thing with Indo european languages is that none of them are very old in their modern forms. They have all evolved alot. I don't get the weird balt denial of language evolution. Lithuanian is a language evolved from proto language that evolved from a proto language. Lithuanian just has not evolved that much since diverging from proto baltoslavic. Same with Sanskrit it is only an archaic language as being close to proto Indo-Aryan language. All indo european languages are from an old origin , just evolved, some more, some less.


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"Lithuanian forms a part of the group of the Indo-European language, which gave birth to various modern languages like German, Italian and English. Lithuanian is closely related to Sanskrit, Latin and Ancient Greek, and has retained the sounds and grammar rules from the ancient era in a far better way than any of its linguistic cousins. It is thus considered amongst one of the oldest languages in the world." and now really fuck off degen


salsatortilla

Every language of IE family is somewhat closely related to each other🤦‍♂️. Lithuanian comes from that same proto ie group as other ie languages, not being the language that gave birth to others. Do you seriously think lithuanian is closer to Latin than Italian, closer to Ancient greek than Greek, closer to Sanskrit than any of Indo-Aryan languages lol? It doesn't take much to be considered oldest living language in the world as none of them are very old in their modern form and what rules of grammar can be considered more archair vary alot, lithuanian just is very close to the proto baltoslavic and the grammar rules of proto baltoslavic. Any germanic language is closer to proto germanic than lithuanian is, any indian and iranian language is closer to proto-indo-aryan than lithuanian is, any romance language is closer to latin than lithuanian is, greek is closer to ancient greek than lithuanian is, any celtic language is closer to early celtic than lithuanian is. Only thing lithuanian is closest to is proto baltoslavic, proto baltoslavic itself was an evolved branch of proto IE so not the archaic ie itself either. Not only are you really bad in history but you are even worse at linguistics


normanisconfused

WHG has always peaked among latvians, not estonians with “lithuanians as a close second”.


mediandude

[Lazaridis et al. 2014. Figure 2b](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4170574/) proved that WHG peaks among estonians.


Rainmaker90

Based schizo poster


BananBosse

I got AIDS from reading these arguments.


saemsonait

Swedistanis salty


TaskuPena

[Bastuklubben (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lCvBneho48)


Mullislayer111

You had me up until the first line


Enebr0

Made my day, honestly! More, please!


IceClimbers_Main

Actually Finns have way more blonde and blue eyed people than Sweden does, on a per capita basis that is. And this is not even counting Sweden’s…. Visitors.


Hellspark_kt

Sweeden winning eurovision was 110% ONLY because of the ABBA aniversary comming up and nothing else.


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🫰


unkraut666

The finn wears a crochet helmet?


wiiferru666

I aint reading this mentally ill shit


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Dang, I love word soup


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Jesus this grammar melted my brain