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TheGloriousFinn

That's it. I'm running for a mayor of Mumindalen. **VOTE FOR ME!!!!!**


Lumisateessa

Can I move there please?


TheGloriousFinn

Only if you pay taxes directly to me, you filthy peasant!


Lumisateessa

I mean sure, my country was wiped off the map so I just want to live in Mumidalen. :(


TheGloriousFinn

If you can read, I can hire you as my assistant. You'll still pay the taxes tho.


Budgierigarz

At least it was On the map :(


Lumisateessa

Join us in Mumidalen, it's a retreat for the lost ones lol.


Budgierigarz

Múminn? Is that a kind of hippo? If so they belong in a zoo


Lumisateessa

They're trolls. The zoo is the containment zone Åland.


Budgierigarz

I was referencing an episode


Diipadaapa1

Depends, please attach your election platform


totallyordinaryyy

I see you're taking your placement in the eurovision finals very well.


Kroumch

Skibidi, Ohio City 💀💀😎😎🔥🥵


DistributionIcy6682

Smurf village


[deleted]

Truly a perfect nordick


ArminOak

Uhm can we get a slice of Pissian empire so we can go cruise on North Atlantic Ocean? We can give you an island from ex-Estonia in exchange. You can turn it into a vacation resort, military base or w/e you feel like.


ve1kkko

We are not giving away our islands, ex or not, sincerely, Truly Nordick Estonia


[deleted]

no


goingtotallinn

Where is south africa?


Marinut

I uniron7cally get many serotonins from Norwegian-Finnish relationship being Bros before håes


Twowie

put on your thigh highs and cat ears before we go to the sauna and I too will get many serotonins


Marinut

Ye but I'm an actual lady so you'd just get upset :(


Twowie

Ah, so you're Sami, cool! We learned in elementary that Finns are either old alcoholics or cute fembois, I don't believe anything else exists there, and there's no intermediate stage between the two either. A femboy turns in to an old alcoholic overnight, and then a new femboy just sort of comes from out of the lakes. Pretty sure there haven't been women in Finland for a couple of thousand years, unless you count the Sami of course.


hans_erlend

Skibidi-Dibidi-do make my dreams come tru 🥳😻


casual_redditor69

Ok, but let's asl the real questions now, who got Ruhnu?


ve1kkko

Not Latvians, I can tell you that!


Faceless_Deviant

Peak Norgay with Just the town of "Fisk" huh? Also, thanks for keeping Dritfiskby. But why Malmö?


[deleted]

funny


Gorilla_Kurt

Look like an wet dream for Putin. No Gotland and free passage to the atlantic. Putin love you.


Fantact

You forgot the rest of the North Sea Empire.


joelobifan

Lets go, we get some place i have never heard of


Lamario239

kantebyen will be the new cultural capital


[deleted]

MADE IT EVEN BETTER💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪


Enebr0

It's Ittaquormittuvaldisouami, no Ittoquormittuvaldisouami


pumpdupkix

We have Kanteby, now where the fuck is Kjeltringåsen


Unique-Accountant253

Dadbod Norway.


1lr3

Kanteby🤫🧏🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

All Finlandsvenskar sent to Åland 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


Ultra_axe781___M

Fjern harstad


fredsthlm

Ok let’s name this abomination the Nodicks


jteg

There is still some garbage to the east of Perkele. How about a nice sea there?


h8fck

mfkcer named Nevalinna Mumindalen


TurboNinja80

But without Norway, Finland and Sweden can form a flaccid dick.


BonanzaBlyant

AMBATUKAAAAM😫💦💦💦


Th9dh

Can Izhorians finally get their schools back? I know the only schoolbooks currently in existence have math problems in the style of "This gun costs 3 rubles and this gas mask costs 5 rubles, how much would two guns and three gas masks cost together" (yes, this is a real example), but there aren't really a lot of alternatives right now, so pretty please?


Nappev

Malmø (azkaban prison island equivalent)


ClickHereForBacardi

What you want with Vendsyssel is beyond my comprehension, but please take it.


hans_erlend

Fjompevik W


Stefan86239

bro so many countries gonna bomb skibidi as a joke 💀💀💀


Appropriate-Fuel-305

Haha, now it's your turn to be the ballsack, Norway


JibberJabber4204

St. Fantorangensburg I’m gonna move there.


IceClimbers_Main

Nah we definately need moomintroll Finland. This just ain’t it.