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vignoniana

Estoniaa-a


RemoveBagels

I'm packing my bags already!


utterbbq2

Norway is where it is, lots of fake-titting going on there?


heikkiiii

Where else do you put that extra oil money.


halipatsui

The vikings only stole women with big tiddies


Secure-Particular286

Stole them Celtics girls who had tig ol bitties.


ehurudetvoro

Big boobs don’t count if you’re fat


Designer-Speech7143

Can't say about fake, but there seem to be a lot of mountain peaks in more than one sence. This just makes my GF with her A even more special, and I see that as an absolute win. Edit: Surprised that Danes do not have bigger on average. I mean, the average Martin that can be seen there and drinks 10 bottles per day surely improves the statistic. If I was looking for something fishy, I would look there.


Lumisateessa

Your comment made me wonder if they included mens boobs - or if this was about women at all.


Designer-Speech7143

That is what I thought as well. Usual jokes aside, did they only include women or not? The results would be quite different in interpretation. Anyway, ha det bra!


alwaysnear

I love this sub


JodkaVodka

Idk, smaller are better anyway


BonanzaBlyant

That’s not ridiculous, that’s not ridiculous to say that.


HumanYesYes

Huh???????


climsy

Higher altitude, less air, less resistance for expansion


_Administrator

Where’s the norDICK girth/length chart? edit: https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/1d3/703/5f09c3b25c8a9619e829f0cae3e39750c1-02-penis-sizes.h473.w710.jpg Longer then Finnskiland and Ryssä. Thats everything what matters.


CrimsonRedCookie

Not needed.. Haven't you heard of John Dillerman? His schlong is based on an average dane.


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https://preview.redd.it/f11rw05vfe4d1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6fded0b2538d5c3d6f0d6ada0cae42a80d5ffa0 Here ya go!


PraetorPublius

Did they actually measure every single tool, or are you just yanking my chain?


_Administrator

brb, looking for ruler to double check


RoniBoy69

To all of you thinking you are safe, the map is in inches.


_Administrator

👀


hairyturkishfinn

An interesting correlation between women having bigger tits to mens' penises being smaller. "There must be something in the water"


morgulbrut

Hans missed it by .4


tetris_for_shrek

Finland can't into Nordic (I can personally vouch)


Martin_Antell

The smaller the number the more honest the people are in that country


_Administrator

What about russkis?


TheGoldenHordeee

Mongol genes really kicking in for Finngolia 😔


_Administrator

shrunk due to all the cold you have there


CookieTheParrot

And yet they still impregnate dozens of Xinese concubines each Skill issue?


TheGoldenHordeee

>Was confused why a Dane would be this offended over a mongol- penis size joke >Check profile > r asia\_irl That makes sense, lmao


CookieTheParrot

Jeg har levet hele mit liv i Danmark. Jeg lavede blot joke om Djenghis Khan.


MrRickshaw

All boobs is great boobs.


Extension_Swordfish1

Moobs also


hairyturkishfinn

Redditor moment


No_Cash7867

Norway here I come


matusaleeem

If titties were honk honk horns in Norway, no one would be able to sleep at night. https://preview.redd.it/r1um3w53je4d1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6c3753676069b5659bd64c9fa5c6390042b7ce5


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supinoq

You get sent to horny jail


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Creeperboy10507

Bonk


supinoq

> But boobs aren't inherently horny Of course not, but you are


KawaiiGee

Our femboys are brining the average down


Disastrous-Leek-7606

Are you ok Estonia? I didn't know :(


Top-Information-2838

no. im not


Equalizion

Last time i was in estonia would like to disagree, but if you say so


olenamerikkalainen

Damn Norway, and I thought Finnish femboys went all out. You guys are really putting that oil money to work.


MirrorSeparate6729

![gif](giphy|1ykhYvBQkbkQnEkwuy) So how’s life going Norway?


EkaPossi_Schw1

brainrot metric to base this on


Alarming_Might1991

Plot twist: its about men boob sizes


DShitposter69420

Britain into Nordic?


noticemelucifer

Why my boobiess only AA even tho I myself am from a country of B-C. Crying I am. ![gif](giphy|SlOVZMmXpR67K)


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ContributionSad4461

Not this bullshit again


h8fck

love Norja


Tommuli

So that's why I find the Estonians more attractive. 


Roman_of_Ukraine

Where is fat girls are!


Duskie024

Obesity be like


L0kiB0i

We used we to reign supreme but now everyone elsewhere is fat


NotMeTheOtherGeek

Because femstonia has so many femboys and femboys aren’t exactly the bustiest bees 🐝


420turdburgler69

Does it take the body on account, and that moobs are not calculated?


FishermanCats

It's just fat percentage map actually


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Brotatium

This is just a nice way to map obesity


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