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humanoidbeaver

What is this? Government sanctioned softcore hypnoporn?


mc802

That's the dystopia I want


Luminox

Taxpayer bunga bunga party?


Sualtam

Of course. Isn't as much fun if you have to pay the minor prostitute with your own money.


simonwales

Politicians don't want you to know this trick!


Sibir_Kagan

Politicians fuck us with our own money. About time they share the fucking as well. It's either we fuck with collective money or we fuck the politicians collectively. Everything should be balanced


Gold-Life-4409

tax money well spend


Icy_Comfort8161

I feel like I want to go to work now.


esdaniel

"YVAN EHT NIOJ"


Casitano

Our government has already produced hardcore porn, so Nordics are still behind 😎


CouldYouBeMoreABot

lol Jan, you're so fucking off by decades if not centuries. Danish government has been producing massive amounts of porn for at least a century by now. Getting fucked rough by taxes every year counts as state produced porn.


Goozilla85

Yeah, and now they've been hooked on the whole creampie thing, because we're not enough taxpayers as it is!


marcuis

Heh, do you even know what fiscal effort is?


hetseErOgsaaDyr

I have to apologize for my danish friends. We are a bit sad today due to how our "centrist" government apparently could decide that this day today wasn't a holiday anymore (without compensating the workers either of course).


Lost_Uniriser

Juan you mean fecal effort nowadays ?


goupilpil

Have you a link about this story ?


Casitano

You can see it on our NPO website. A program called "spuiten en slikken", which is about educating people on sex and drugs, did a series on how to ethically produce porn, by producing it. If you dont have an account though, the final product can only be watched between 12 and 6 are night, to keep minors away.


nastimoosebyte

genki genki


PanserKalle

A state employee bought a cusom made porn from a couple in california and aired it on the state channel. The porn actors were playing him and and some feminist he had a debate with. When she complained about it he ordered another porn from the same couple where he wrote dialogue for them to say while fucking, all paid for by tax money. [Link](https://www.nrk.no/kultur/far-stotte-for-at-trygdekontoret-sketsj-er-_hevnporno_-1.12394820)


Glittering_Self_4885

What the fuck


Burned-Architect-667

Some of the first porn movies in Spain were produced by the King Alfonso XIII At the end of the article [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfonso\_XIII](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfonso_XIII)


Gian-Neymar

"Work on interesting projects" That's not the case for 99.9% of workers


annoying97

My job is fucking boring... I mostly sit there and push some buttons a few times throughout the night. It's so boring I'm on this sub.


shouldbeworking10

![gif](giphy|qqtvGYCjDNwac) Homer?


annoying97

How did you get a clip of me at work???


Beliebigername

https://preview.redd.it/uaer3dl53rwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a117aeb8e97d0e62988d3edb121a1b33ec66749 If there only was a solution


annoying97

The technology doesn't exist


mrtn17

I also blindly trust everything related to AI, it's the future!


shouldbeworking10

![gif](giphy|3orif7aLUehOfdmlXy|downsized)


annoying97

Hi boss, you've underpaid me last week, please fix ASAP before I get fair work involved and they force you to... Also my super hasn't been paid yet, please pay that plus interest. Gotta hate the laws hey. See ya on Tuesday 😀


filthy_federalist

At least that’s an interesting job


Sumrise

Should I call you Stanley and assume that even if it's boring you enjoy your work, finding it fulfilling despite the boredom ? If you hear voices don't obey !


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annoying97

![gif](giphy|348f5Gu90m2CHVFUKA|downsized)


annoying97

No


comanchecobra

Any way you can automate the buttonpushing and bring a laptop to game on?


annoying97

No... I don't have a desk just a chair, a VoIP phone, my buttons and a radio. Well also my personal mobile.


Amazing_Examination6

„Happiness is snorting coke off a hooker‘s ass“ - Dalai Lama


marshallaw215

That was Rick James not Dalai Lama but I can see how you’d mix them up for sure


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PuTheDog

I think you’ve mixed up Buddhism and bullshitism


PM-Me-Kiriko-R34

when the Finnish PSA is just 4Chan schizoposting


Sionliar

https://preview.redd.it/gk7veyg8yowc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d9d1caf0d85f19db1f3e140a37c835e0fe0b4da "Go to work" "Be productive" "Pay taxes" "Die before you retire"


Tendas

Work. Breed. Die. Repeat.


wallagrargh

Is there a techno track with those lyrics? It would slap.


ACharaMoChara

https://youtu.be/uTFSWM-218E?si=V9eR_72VJY-xOQ3z Close enough I suppose


Tendas

If anyone would have had those lyrics, it’d have been Hypetraxx. Didn’t have them, but right up their alley.


Beliebigername

How did you know the german retirement system so well?


TomSurman

"Go to work" "Make your life meaningful" Well, which one is it? Make your mind up, Finnish PSA!


annoying97

I'll go to work if you stop showing me nude ladies! Ffs!


ama155

Fake news.. I'm working and no topless chicks to be seen


Radiant_Ad_6192

Nice bottom at South European level.


zkubixz

No moustache though D:


ivar-the-bonefull

"Wake up early on weekday mornings" I guess fuck all of us working nights then.


Worth-Primary-9884

That sentence was the funniest one, to be honest. Who in their right mind would even want that?! That ad has to be satire.


RandomBilly91

Their psyops lacks subtlety, but that's expected coming from finns


Schulle2105

Problem is just that finland is iceleand 2.0 and they don't have incest Apps yet, imagine that chick beeing your cousin, sister in law, first crush and somehow also halfsister this drives em nuts.While the icelanders just live with the incest as no one else is available


Icy_Comfort8161

Is it really so bad? Charles Darwin married his first cousin.


Neomataza

You can marry your first cousin if you want, but I don't think other people are going to be as enthusiastic.


Icy_Comfort8161

Yeah, my cousin isn't very attractive.


iwishmydickwasnormal

We already saw your flair mate


bocaj78

One generation tends be okay, it’s just that families that do it once tend to keep doing it


Adongfie

Sometimes it’s most wise to play the fool


Notmyaltaccount-

What is bro yapping about?


SalvationSycamore

>imagine that chick beeing your cousin, sister in law, first crush and somehow also halfsister Okay, I did and I'm hard. Now what?


LtSpaceDucK

I'm not even Finnish and it worked with me I'm starting tomorrow


Nymrael

But you retire the day after tomorrow, right?


Kumisukka

It's a ploy. Do not listen, I repeat, do not listen to them.


Sum3-yo

"No money, no b*tches"


Small-Interest-3837

Go to work, own nothing, be happy no thanks https://preview.redd.it/y7uhtpdbvowc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d952ad9c1e0a9fd3e6fe0139773a2c7fb6dd2f6a


Less-Researcher184

Fuck Ted.


fucked-your-cats-ass

![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)


Less-Researcher184

Fuck Ted.


42-17

Praise Ted 👍


Less-Researcher184

Fuck Ted.


Street_Mycologist255

I am disappointed that she wasn't crushed by a hydraulic press in the end, accompanied by hearty laughter from the cameraman.


shouldbeworking10

This is bait, looking at a co worker taking her top off will get you banished after being tarred feathered


Hanza-Malz

I mean there is no way Finns aren't horny 24/7 if they're surrounded by femboy nations


Realthelesbian

So their logic is that what neets need to become part of the workforce is more porn on the internet? Are they mad? how does it makes sense in any way? They should also send them free video games and make them mods on reddit to be absolutely sure it'll work.


Legitimate_Type_1324

Wtf who needs to be productive to get some ass? See how Panos does it?


N0t_P4R4N01D

I'm productive but get no ass. Where ass :(


Live-Alternative-435

Here, enjoy! https://preview.redd.it/3wsskux2yowc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b145f9da579589ebf456935dcf1d0235e622639


ivar-the-bonefull

There are unfortunately no indians or pakistani on this sub.


annoying97

But I want some cuter Spanish ass, not some ugly Portuguese ass!


Live-Alternative-435

Castile https://preview.redd.it/xwiazcoo0pwc1.jpeg?width=793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6e576a1a0a6479dad861d481bc9ba419aa95a03


annoying97

Damn that Spanish ass is fiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee!!! ![gif](giphy|26FxypSnWsXS69nTW)


Live-Alternative-435

Andalusia https://preview.redd.it/ac3qpzcs0pwc1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d78f83178c9ae759ebad5336c2212d2545c0a4e


annoying97

That's a zebra not an ass!!!


Live-Alternative-435

Sorry, but in Andalusia and Canaries there are only these.


annoying97

Gah! Fine I'll perv on Portuguese ass then.


bettercallsaulabq

Are they trying to say unemployed men aren't sexually appealing?


Worth-Primary-9884

Always have been Being unemployed as a man is about as attractive to a woman as an asexual woman with neither tits nor ass to a man. "I'm just here for making friends, NO sexual stuff!!!!" Ever seen one of those on Tinder..? Feel the attraction yet..? I always enjoy explaining to these women what the meaning of the term 'dating app' is, which is when they flip out and blacklist me immediately


Lizzebed

Ah the famous German sex appeal. Now I am thinking about, I have actually never had sex with a a German, Danes, Austrians, Swiss, French, lots of French guys. But no Germans. I wonder why...


Worth-Primary-9884

Couldn't be you


Sualtam

Easy, stop writing that you're asexual and only look for friends in your dating profile et voilà the Germans will form a (messy) cue.


Lizzebed

You are right that probably could have worked. I am not even dating anymore so who knows what will happen now I am not actually looking for those kinds of adventure anymore.


Away-Following-6506

Ya antojaron


Kadak_Kaddak

Campaña de antojar 🥵  Those nordicks sure know how to spend their tax money.


Kurdt93

I'm not sure to understand the point


Drastickej1

Alright... I'll go then :(


MetallGecko

What kind of psyop is that?


Deadluss

How to get Finnish citizenship 🥴🥵🥵


Kadak_Kaddak

Go to work


iiiiiiyyggg

https://preview.redd.it/bzlysq9bepwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5715162208d6a6d0f3bbc1ae19a6e67e3a533b3d


delarro

Bullate!


rockmeNiallxh

Is this legit??


BananaCock007

No. Some meme from finnish 4chan


newaccount252

Happiest country in the world for some reason!


JibberJabber4204

Well that was an experience.


SocksLLC

I'm so confused 😂


Verified_Peryak

Damn thoses finns


victorvaldes123

Midazolam - trending on Twitter


Anouchavan

More than ok apparently


Yaksha78

Damn people, this is not even your normal 80s or early 90s TV add. We grew up seeing naked women on screen at 6 pm. And not from behind (enven tough the kitty was never shown). We got that even for orange juice! Can you imagine how people will be triggered now if you show a naked woman in a shower soap add? So now imagine the same for a drink.


RepareermanKoen

Today I feel Finnish


SirJ4ck

Jokes on them, young boys are not into this anymore


Frap_Gadz

![gif](giphy|YDxzHaDMBsMW4) Finnish employment officer: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get.....


KirovianNL

Where do I sign up?


azendhal

question: how to become a finn ? i need answers now !


edoardoking

Sigh* unzips pants


Hqjjciy6sJr

No thanks, the juice isn't worth the squeeze.


Choyo

They could use it for tourism and a lot of things actually.


Loeb123

That ass should be given veto powers.


RickyTricky57

Is the finnish government financing the prostitution industry?


goshi0

Don't know what are they selling but count me in!


chowderbags

Nothing says "meaningful life" like spending 1/3rd of it making the rich richer.


Exact_Layer_4361

It’s obviously Russian propaganda, can’t u see Vlad smirking at the end


GemeenteEnschede

Yeah I'll bet it's really smart to show unemployed men lustfull images, this won't push that one incel over the edge and shoot up mall or college or something.


not_too_smart1

Hey! Shooting up a school is our thing stop appropreating the 3 things of culture we have🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

lol typical of Finland to do an extremely sexist ad, yet fail to identify a truly hot chick


Ahrix3

idk I'd smash tbh


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

Ofc


CouldYouBeMoreABot

lol typical swede spewing all sorts of bullshit. Hold nu bare din kæft Mohammed.


LukeTGI

https://preview.redd.it/e0k4z7h9lqwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcfcd0b9328534c09083c1a72657c0852b58ba49


Cultural_Thing1712

I understand, if this airs in sweden i'll make sure they give her a hijab


noodle_king_69

It's not a real ad :D chill