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norrin83

Can't be Swiss. Was out of breath after climbing this mini mountain. Are we sure the Dutch didn't find a way in through the back door?


Cobaya_-_

I think that if the dutch go back to the netherlands he is going to the hospital


CDdragon9

A dutch person climbing a huge mountain like that? Impossible.


wonderfulworld2024

Austrian chick was a smokeshow and deserved more points. My god.


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ruthless_burger

I think "through the back door" is something that Nemo dude would love...


mannequin-lover

Neutral country, neutral gender, neutral song. Very Swiss indeed.


Reparto_Macelleria

The pinnacle of existence


iridi69

![gif](giphy|7U7oEJkAiP5Xq)


Capitano-Solos-All

This comment wins!


henrik_se

​ https://preview.redd.it/daz2y81a3vzc1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=e33893b57a1967943dc2a09597a6b4d5e05e9578


javo1995

https://preview.redd.it/0vmtzt7iavzc1.png?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdfb87690caa21f9fcfee28affe351a85a3097fd


Naxant

Swiss Doflamingo isn‘t real, he can‘t hurt you. Meanwhile…


KirovianNL

Is that (redacted)-gold behind him?


NonSumQualisEram-

Not sure you have to redact All The


KirovianNL

I meant a specific section of 'All the gold'


onetimeuselong

Did he steal your gold and launder your money?


annoying97

No but he stole my breath for a moment.


wonderfulworld2024

You and the British contestant.


Ollymid2

Tbf he is wearing mostly neutral colours


wonderfulworld2024

Not that it matters but, the UK performace was the gayest thing over ever seen on a television. Deserved the gay /eurodaddy trophy for that performace


SirCrocodile_2004

Why is everyone in Eurovision homosexual?


bee_bee_sea

Yes


Hour-Map-4156

Because that's how you win


MightyHead

Kid named the UK:


Hour-Map-4156

Yeah, unfortunately everyone was doing it. But hey, you got some points!


wonderfulworld2024

Someone give thanks for the Austrian then. She made me salute the competition


Elementus94

https://i.redd.it/yttrboin7wzc1.gif


Responsible-Week-284

I am Trans and even i think that a lot of the votes for switzerland were because of virtue signaling. Not saying that their Song is Bad, I like it. But you can smell that most juries voted them because they're nonbinary Edit: changed my opinion, nemo's voice is beautiful


MrZwink

Had nothing to do with his huge range.


InBetweenSeen

I had Croatia on my personal #1 but I honestly think that Switzerland deserved to beat them. Nothing stood out negativity about his performance and he delivered it so sovereignly despite the demanding choreography.


Snuffels137

So much for the „non political“ thing. But I appreciate the support for the „letter soup“ people :)


Geschak

Sexuality is not political though. Or do you go "wow how political" everytime you see a straight couple kiss?


Snuffels137

Why is there oppression of women and LGBTQ by law then? If it’s not political?


AThousandNeedles

What is a Swiss doing in a Greek uniform.


Cy83rCr45h

Signaling availability


OTTOPQWS

He is even gender-neutral in true Swiss fashion


MystFromTheSky

So gender neutral


PiiJaey

honestly the colours of our alpen garments are quite flashy as well so this is definitelly true :3


jonellita

Morgenrot is mentioned in our national anthem so a truly Swiss choice of colour


GIBBRI

Mf looking like a JoJo villain lmaoooo


Olleye

And he won 🤷🏻‍♂️


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|lOiJqCjiEOcmc)


mnico02

r/femboymemes


mrmowk

The most masculine Swiss male


Lord_Bertox

Democracy


LobMob

I recently was in Switzerland and can confirm that everyone there looks like that.


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norrin83

No one uses the words "joy" and "Swiss man" in one sentence in Europe.


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norrin83

Those calves would look shitty in Lederhosen stockings anyway.


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norrin83

I've never mocked him for wearing a skirt. I've mocked the Swiss as boring and joyless people. Because they are


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norrin83

We try. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it don't. Can happen if you produce artists like Mozart, Klimt, Hitler, Schwarzenegger and Waltz


Lord_Bertox

You clearly have never been at the underground level of a bank on Thursday night


Jarkrik

❤️😻🫱🏻🧀


llamasLoot

Say what you want but their song is extremely good


Hour-Map-4156

Get out 


llamasLoot

Make me https://preview.redd.it/ohcshtsssvzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf2efb388af402048efbfd257892352c5f2010f


Loose-Sherbert8464

Nice IKEA you got there, would be a shame if it were to be somehow prevented from opening


Mast3rOfBanana

Was one of my top 3 too. Norway was still better.


annoying97

https://i.redd.it/6pfpynhq3vzc1.gif


SarahLesBean

Democracy, that's also how we got all our gold, I was told


LomPyke

Is that a JoJos reference?


Iciste

How many judges did he payed to get all those points?


Burnt_Toast15

Seeth and cope. The Swiss took homosexuality which you stole from Greece and perfected it.


wonderfulworld2024

Exactly. Cold Air homos. Smaller but harder Nipples, balls and other things. Makes sense, really.


Iciste

You mean they made a profit from it? That wouls make sense, but as Eurovision is SUPPOSED to be "the festival of European music" it should let win the best song, not the artist that better brings in politics.


Burnt_Toast15

It's impossible to make Eurovision without politics with what is going on in the east, plus people are animals and will try to bring it everywhere anyway. Btw how is a guy in a skirt political? His voice and performance were beautiful, so no real surpries he won.


Iciste

>Btw how is a guy in a skirt political? Sexual politics >His voice and performance were beautiful, so no real surpries he won. Performances shouldn't have major impact imo, and the song wasn't bad, but definitely not winning level.


Burnt_Toast15

If seeing a guy in a skirt is making you mad then I don't really know what to tell you, and the song not being on a winning level is your opinion, the jury and public voted otherwise


Iciste

>If seeing a guy in a skirt is making you mad You keep not seeing the pount of my speech. >the song not being on a winning level is your opinion, the jury and public voted otherwise Yes it is my opinion, but it's unavoidable to realise that that many countries voted to give 12 points to Switzerland also because of his NB bullshit; after all the public would have given the win to Croatia. I also find atrocious that some countries didn't get even half of the points that they deserved.


Burnt_Toast15

It's not really bullshit, if the nonbinary flag makes you mad then again I don't know what to tell you and I'm not in the mood to start a spat with an Italian. I also think a few countries got less than they deserved(mosty Lithuania and Estonia). I personally liked both songs equally so I'm satisfied with the results and I'm going to listen to both of them for the next few months probably.


InBetweenSeen

Who was the best song in your opinion? I don't see anyone who's *objectively* better than Switzerland who had a huge range, sang well and performed on his own without the support of professional dancers. Nemo is clearly very talented.


Iciste

My top 3 was Estonia, Finland and Croatia


InBetweenSeen

I expected Finland to be much more popular with the public, but you can't really call it the best song. Mine was Croatia, Ireland and Switzerland.


smackdealer1

You know I have, thankfully, never seen a swiss person before.


Porcphete

What about Testament ? https://preview.redd.it/ijhnuv5hdzzc1.png?width=3268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdbd1b5961157fded2e83567900afebd6890114f


txakori

Dressed like a Greek.


_Spare_15_

Asexual so he won't even be forced to choose a sexuality


magic_baobab

they're great ❤


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TheBugChadMan92

Gaddafi was right all along.


stefan714

![gif](giphy|RJAjTowsU0K1a|downsized)


annoying97

Who invited you to this homofest?


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It's also the most rediculous person I've ever seen.