She has the magnet of France on the fridge. She is missing quiet a lot of them. She is praying that her next purchase of "père dodu" will have the correct region.
Cheese vending machines here are usually in front of farms and its top shelf shit. Its only Russian roulette for your wallet when a pack of Tilsiter runs you 5 Euros.
Nah, it’s pretty good.
I moved to Germany for work and they’ve got them outside of the butcher shops and other areas where they restock them.
I’ve bought meat, eggs, cheese, ice cream, and drinks from there before.
Good stuff!
Ahh that sounds better than the image I was getting of a cheese vending machine on a train station platform with urine smell in the air. Makes sense to have them outside the shops that are closed on Sundays.
This is me on a monday, accepting that l still have 40 more years until i can retire and go on a cruise around the world with my then 20 year-old thropy wife.
Isn't it funny that my future wife's parents are probably still in school? Fascinating.
Notice how elegantly i made both sides angry while also making that grammatical error.
I was debating on dragging the Spanish in it as well and make it a "con", but decided that I don't want to fight two countries at once
You have no idea how dramatic people responded to Trump winning the election. My university held a public wake of mourning in the school center. I was there and couldn't believe how dramatic people were, some were even crying. Funny how now they probably secretly wished he won against Biden.
No one who voted Biden wants trump. That’s just not a thing. The people that like trump are voting on abortion, god hates fags and racism. I don’t care how they try to spin it
No joke, those results had me shook.
Felt like shit for the whole day, like realising that we had entered the era of dangerous absurdity.
And I didn't even live there.
Um this seems the correct usage of pov. It's from the pov of the filmer looking at her roomie (for the most part at least disregarding the brief camera flip).
Too bad they didn't cut the part where she is laughing after her totally genuine reaction, but I rate this 9/10 as convincing and cringy as our president.
https://preview.redd.it/4x0plp524u5d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=c99fa220e41c8080eca6ccfad9f3de576359bb89
"not the easiest"? come on bro, we are trying our best out there to be as insufferable as possible and all you have to say is "not the easiest"? Give us some credit, damn.
Average European waking up today to the election results:
https://preview.redd.it/pmizoohafu5d1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f7c410324fddcbf1642d90afeb8d56eff736472
„ohh mon petit escargot sucré qu'est-ce qui t'alourdit et te met à genoux ? Laissez votre misère s'évaporer et brûlez quelques voitures de police pour vous.“
Probably one of the people who pushed for mass migration without any regard for how that might empower nationalists.
I love this continent but the naivety of our spoiled and childlike populace is stunning sometimes. I saw this coming back in 2014. This isn't news to anyone. Mainstream parties push migration to benefit large companies and fight unions. Progressive white saviors join the bandwagon because they feel a personal responsibility to rescue every brown person. Dumb parties get easy votes because they're the only ones who aren't intimately tied with the companies that need migration to maintain financial growth.
You mean to say that importing and subsidizing low IQ populations who share none of your values will eventually turn the local population against you and pave the way for a totalitarian shithole? I'm totally shocked.
It's disheartening that people are this fucking dumb. This election has been a punch in the gut for anyone hoping to fix our climate and hoping for a brighter future. Instead we get fascists and corporate interests.
>Wanting less immigration is NOT fascism
Absolutely true, this is from someone who's somewhat in the left wing and wants inmigration control btw.
The problem with these ultra right wing parties that are rising up is that inmigration control is the only good policy they have and the only thing making them go forward, aside from that, most of them are just ultra corrupt, pro russian bafoons that want to dismantle the EU.
I wouldn't mind a moderate right wing party (like in spain's case, PP) that would also control inmigration, but instead we have Vox, who are a bunch of lunatics.
Agreed, immigration control is important. But it cannot come at the cost of saving the environment, increasing wealth disparity, and all the other joys these people will bring.
It's unfortunately gonna have to because no moderate parties outside of DK want to address it, so we have to focus on self preservation before we can focus on... self preservation
Eurobros,
she is simply praying and soon she will arise new as...
https://preview.redd.it/mtjevl5a9w5d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a42b4c52c4a0c76ed7d0260d34c4934b9257b9d1
When there’s a possibility that there won’t be anymore open borders for millions of illegal immigrants
https://preview.redd.it/5iojae103x5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87ba9f35014cb0df67ad79dccc1f95ba203dcc01
Stop hating on her. She probably is contemplating how to mobilize her friends and others so Eric Zemmour gets more votes at the upcoming parliamentary elections.
If you are a an EZ fan, of course you are a bit down right now
Thing is, despite French and German results returning a lot more far right parties, overall the EU parliament composition hasn't hugely changed. A lot of other countries resisted the Far-right wave.
It speaks volumes about how people think that the AfD is the solution for overimmigration. YO, PEOPLE, THEY ARE NOT THE ONLY PARTY WHO WANT TO CUT DOWN ON IMMIGRATION, YOU HAVE OPTIONS!
Their intentions might be good, and singular promises would even help. But if they have 19 terrible plans for every one plan I fully agree with, that doesn't make the 19 terrible plans any less bad.
This defeatism makes me sick. Maybe if people like her werent so afraid to face reality this could have been avoided. Alas, Nazis are back. Great job, Marie. Maybe if you cry some more things will change.
That isn't true. She's just worshipping the fridge, a pretty common practice in France. They do it several times a day.
Le cheese, saint fridge, por favor
Your portugese is incredible Sven!
German humour?? I woke up in a different universe this morning.
So did Hans, he thinks Mohammad is Sven
Yup
UwU
Of fucking course Sven typed this.
hola segnorite
She has the magnet of France on the fridge. She is missing quiet a lot of them. She is praying that her next purchase of "père dodu" will have the correct region.
Spoiler : it will not
I swear, they don't print the Normandy one anymore. That has to be some Breton's dirty trick.
There’s probably goat cheese in that fridge
It is true, it has been a common practice for a few decades in France now. We also gather in front of restaurant to pray the food-god.
No that's how she reacted when she saw there's no pain left.
Me when I forgot I to buy cheese and it's Sunday :(
Man, you're making me sad (and checking my fridge for my butter stock).
But not that unsalted stuff
Exactly, people who do that stuff don't have a sense of taste.
There's butter and pastry butter. "Salted butter" is only pronounced by savages.
Its crazy to me how we are by far more religious than both you and germany and yet our supermarkets never close on Sundays.
Your stores are closed on Sundays?
Not all of them, in big cities there are always some open but not in rural areas
From my recollection, your stores open or closed when thy feel like it, mostly closed lol
To be fair, you do like a Sunday off too, Barry. And no, I don't want to pay £3 for 1/2 a pint of milk from a Londis.
don't act surprised that a christian country still has some christian leftovers. It's the same for many parts of Europe, Sunday is the the day of god
https://preview.redd.it/scl79axshy5d1.png?width=414&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7d6bd59c1329b90a10e390abee6f513faa6c3b3
Go to the vending machines! It’s how I get my eggs on a Sunday for breakfast!
Cheese from a vending machine? Don't have vending machines like that my way but that sounds like Russian roulette.
Cheese vending machines here are usually in front of farms and its top shelf shit. Its only Russian roulette for your wallet when a pack of Tilsiter runs you 5 Euros.
Nah, it’s pretty good. I moved to Germany for work and they’ve got them outside of the butcher shops and other areas where they restock them. I’ve bought meat, eggs, cheese, ice cream, and drinks from there before. Good stuff!
Ahh that sounds better than the image I was getting of a cheese vending machine on a train station platform with urine smell in the air. Makes sense to have them outside the shops that are closed on Sundays.
😂 I wouldn’t trust cheese just left to rot in a DB station next to the homeless man asking for euros either.
pain or pain?
Yes.
Non pain! Oh, the pain!
This is me on a monday, accepting that l still have 40 more years until i can retire and go on a cruise around the world with my then 20 year-old thropy wife. Isn't it funny that my future wife's parents are probably still in school? Fascinating.
Retire? Cruise? Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
João thinks he'll get a hot 20 year-hot in a cruise but will end up with a fat 50 year-old in Albufeira
If he’s lucky.
If he's lucky she'll have a magnificent mustache.
https://preview.redd.it/p79k7qrzvw5d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7f28300cb1cee9364c92c804fd25bed1911d75c
Idek how they adored this woman. Her mustache is so weak...
All that will be left in albufeira by then will be Susan's who've had too much sun and resemble their handbags.
He still thinks the government will allow him to retire... Pffft...
Funny of you to assume you’ll be able to retire
His first day off he's just gonna fall over dead.
Retirement is the new fusion reactor. Always 50 years or so away.
Sad Caralho!
40 years? lucky you I will have to work 79 more years
You should move into porn, it will likely cut your time in half!
And i thougth we had it bad with 74.
Not with your average portuguese salary tax/pensions you won’t!
You're Portuguese. You won't live until retirement age.
Woke up and realised she was French. Poor thing!
Try waking up and being French, German and British. My parents truly created something special
A-are you the Antichrist?
I like to think that I was the one who was sent to unite us all and erase all hate (except for the French, they deserve it)
Self-hating your frenchness: you truely are French! Allez viens, ya révolution !
Three-way with unclear fatherhood?
"The Ubermensch doesn't exi-"
There’s a war going on inside you
Are you guys okay up there
https://preview.redd.it/7ljzwz9qgv5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cf2ec43bf392374a9adaf58b566d32ab7fe82e5 Non
It just feels right upvoting this while eating a baguette.
😂
Billions must vote
Nothing a chocolatine de chocolat can't fix
You're gonna have French people stalking you for that hate speech of yours.
Notice how elegantly i made both sides angry while also making that grammatical error. I was debating on dragging the Spanish in it as well and make it a "con", but decided that I don't want to fight two countries at once
https://preview.redd.it/0su729j7sy5d1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c0716fc5af929482c66f55b653ef9efc50a0835
It just started. Germany is far right. Austria is far right. Italy is far right. Fucking France is far right. I, am fucking worried.
It's truly bizarre that you managed to switch just as we got rid of our right wingers.
Personally, I'm having a blast. There are rumors that if Macron lose next parliament election, he might let go of presidency.
Hurry up then, before he declares himself emperor and restores the french monarchy
Macroleón Bonaparte
I heard they’re in a lot of pain
It used to be Joever. Maintenant c'est Manullé.
Reminds me of that woman screaming at the 2016 American election result.
So that was the context. I wonder how is She today.
Still there, screaming.
idk why i did that https://preview.redd.it/pe3tgpydrw5d1.png?width=1171&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ba77cb553aba282311849fca96b81c3a9a2c0a5
You have no idea how dramatic people responded to Trump winning the election. My university held a public wake of mourning in the school center. I was there and couldn't believe how dramatic people were, some were even crying. Funny how now they probably secretly wished he won against Biden.
In Greece? What?
I remember my mum and sister going on a protest march against Trump... In Manchester.... In the United Kingdom....
Most normal British family
I mean, we did the same thing when the PVV won last election.
Impostor detected
I remember the day Trump won. I laughed my arse off and went about my day.
Man it must suck to get fucked by the exchange rate when you have to convert your salary from rubles uh?
No one who voted Biden wants trump. That’s just not a thing. The people that like trump are voting on abortion, god hates fags and racism. I don’t care how they try to spin it
The people who vote for Trump now would still vote for him even if he shat on a yankee flag and shot up a school full of kids in front of them.
They don’t
Least dramatic American
That....is a woman?
That is why in English you can use the It pronoun. It is neither a man nor a woman. More like a Schrödinger experiment. This time, not with cats.
American woman of the LA variety, _Chica LAensis_ for the zoologists.
No joke, those results had me shook. Felt like shit for the whole day, like realising that we had entered the era of dangerous absurdity. And I didn't even live there.
[удалено]
“Super cluing” has me in bits.
Themmuns down south have a terrible education system. That’s why we’re better in the UK 🇬🇧
Confidently incorrect on all counts. (Spent time in both education systems).
So.... Who won? Le Pen?
You already finished your siesta ? Seems a bit early.
Yeah, right? It annoys me when you can only sleep 14 h per days, sacre bleu moment
Don't worry Juan, five more years of *hard* work and you'll get to retire at the ripe old age of 32
Tiktok brain.
When you are sad but don't film it and showed it to millions, then did it even even happen?
Only StaSi will know
Only if you giggle at the end of the video
Just stroll to the local pub, sink a few pints and make a bet on the horse racing, she'll be right mate.
White women when they aren't the center of attention for 10 seconds
Oh fuck this situation man. Here I am upvoting non-western savages. I need a fridge to cry onto.
Tiktok has ruined the meaning of "POV", the orange YouTube will have to heal it.
Fuck the roommate I see
By your flair I understand that you are an expert in the field.
Not quite. I only shot one video :( Below national average i guess.
Um this seems the correct usage of pov. It's from the pov of the filmer looking at her roomie (for the most part at least disregarding the brief camera flip).
He probably wants the sex part which is absent. 2/10 cant fap
just squint your eyes a little, helps sometimes every time
Orange YT😂
Who the fuck is the orange youtube
Most videos start with a funky bass-line.
Do you really want to know?
My interest has been triggered, so yes
This is clearly a Mfw (My face when) video, tut tut
She must work for an insurance company
A french when the "pain" is over
I thought the french liked their pain
"Nooooo the result are the same that every opinion poll predicted" man I fucking hate it
She must have a very good life if she hasn't other reasons for crying.
Clearly not in the PIGS group
Too bad they didn't cut the part where she is laughing after her totally genuine reaction, but I rate this 9/10 as convincing and cringy as our president. https://preview.redd.it/4x0plp524u5d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=c99fa220e41c8080eca6ccfad9f3de576359bb89
Ngl at least Macron has some reason to be stressed, we aren't the easiest people to govern lol
"not the easiest"? come on bro, we are trying our best out there to be as insufferable as possible and all you have to say is "not the easiest"? Give us some credit, damn.
Hmm.. Have you tried rioting again?
Rioting *again'*? That would imply that we stopped at some point.
Don't give them ideas!
Finished your daily Paris riot already?
"Congratulations you are the President of *France!*" '.... Fuck'
Average European waking up today to the election results: https://preview.redd.it/pmizoohafu5d1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f7c410324fddcbf1642d90afeb8d56eff736472
tbh most Redditors are definetly not "average europeans"
It's over eurobros
Maby she feels better after burning car or two?
You gotta get those Tik took views
Not really related but the napoleon meme music would sound perfect over this
Most emotionally resilient frog
„ohh mon petit escargot sucré qu'est-ce qui t'alourdit et te met à genoux ? Laissez votre misère s'évaporer et brûlez quelques voitures de police pour vous.“
Imagine being that mentally ill
She’s laughing!
Her Moroccan boyfriend (violent gang member) might be deported now :(
Least openly racist swiss
*shouting racist things at you from my mountaintop gold platter bunker*
"Get your torch, Loïc, time to go put fire to some cars!"
Probably one of the people who pushed for mass migration without any regard for how that might empower nationalists. I love this continent but the naivety of our spoiled and childlike populace is stunning sometimes. I saw this coming back in 2014. This isn't news to anyone. Mainstream parties push migration to benefit large companies and fight unions. Progressive white saviors join the bandwagon because they feel a personal responsibility to rescue every brown person. Dumb parties get easy votes because they're the only ones who aren't intimately tied with the companies that need migration to maintain financial growth.
Leftists when democracy don't go their way
Oh no, people being emotional about politics. It's not like their football club lost a match or something.
well, sometimes people are voted in that might dismantle democracy. you know, happens sometimes
You mean to say that importing and subsidizing low IQ populations who share none of your values will eventually turn the local population against you and pave the way for a totalitarian shithole? I'm totally shocked.
https://preview.redd.it/qslevjkgiw5d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0ea66190385d1fd4dda6f5b0dba40e5e8f2cd94
It's Macrover 😔
She can still change the world. Right-wing winning just means that she can't force other people to do it for her.
People when democracy, but it doesnt go their way: 😱😓😤😡 Taking that out of the way.... PIERRE, WTF?!?!
It's disheartening that people are this fucking dumb. This election has been a punch in the gut for anyone hoping to fix our climate and hoping for a brighter future. Instead we get fascists and corporate interests.
Take it from someone who's family was literally murdered by fascists: Wanting less immigration is NOT fascism
>Wanting less immigration is NOT fascism Absolutely true, this is from someone who's somewhat in the left wing and wants inmigration control btw. The problem with these ultra right wing parties that are rising up is that inmigration control is the only good policy they have and the only thing making them go forward, aside from that, most of them are just ultra corrupt, pro russian bafoons that want to dismantle the EU. I wouldn't mind a moderate right wing party (like in spain's case, PP) that would also control inmigration, but instead we have Vox, who are a bunch of lunatics.
Agreed, immigration control is important. But it cannot come at the cost of saving the environment, increasing wealth disparity, and all the other joys these people will bring.
It's unfortunately gonna have to because no moderate parties outside of DK want to address it, so we have to focus on self preservation before we can focus on... self preservation
https://preview.redd.it/8selqiawqw5d1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cb82da80118195fcade4d9305bb217939d3ba33
Eurobros, she is simply praying and soon she will arise new as... https://preview.redd.it/mtjevl5a9w5d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a42b4c52c4a0c76ed7d0260d34c4934b9257b9d1
Me when people have different political opinions:
The music, the despair. I thought the germans were back in France for a moment.
Praise the holy fridge.🙏🛐
When there’s a possibility that there won’t be anymore open borders for millions of illegal immigrants https://preview.redd.it/5iojae103x5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87ba9f35014cb0df67ad79dccc1f95ba203dcc01
Maybe if you ate a bit more protein, you'd have the energy to support your political beliefs, Madeleine
I can fix her
Weak
She's happy and kneeling thanking God. I can understand her.
Stop hating on her. She probably is contemplating how to mobilize her friends and others so Eric Zemmour gets more votes at the upcoming parliamentary elections. If you are a an EZ fan, of course you are a bit down right now
Thing is, despite French and German results returning a lot more far right parties, overall the EU parliament composition hasn't hugely changed. A lot of other countries resisted the Far-right wave.
I think it quietly speaks volumes when the two biggest economies in the EU block have voted in more far right parties.
It speaks volumes about how people think that the AfD is the solution for overimmigration. YO, PEOPLE, THEY ARE NOT THE ONLY PARTY WHO WANT TO CUT DOWN ON IMMIGRATION, YOU HAVE OPTIONS! Their intentions might be good, and singular promises would even help. But if they have 19 terrible plans for every one plan I fully agree with, that doesn't make the 19 terrible plans any less bad.
mfw literally fascism from next monday on 😭
Leftist when democracy
What's reason about this high drama, she won only 37% of seats. Still not enough to do anything different because majority are others
i hate macron and france, everything that goes wrong for them is a win for me. 
Nice to see that they kneel down to thank god for the results.
Normal people cry alone at night. Fr\*nch people cry next to the fridge. Coming from France, nothing surprises me anymore.
me praying every day that there is enough food in the fridge, so I dont have to go buy groceries
She literally laughs at the end lol
We, let's vote those guys. It went so well last time.
This defeatism makes me sick. Maybe if people like her werent so afraid to face reality this could have been avoided. Alas, Nazis are back. Great job, Marie. Maybe if you cry some more things will change.