You think you got it bad, they gave us fucking carling!
Honestly, we brew the best beer in the known universe for 2000 years only for Pierre to do that
yeah we are use to super smooth pils, Nastro is not very successfull against stuff like the standard Peroni or Moretti but is since a while my go to beer.
Urquell is the best pilsner of them all! If anyone wants to change my mind, you'll have to send me a case of whatever you're arguing is better so that I can give it a fair test.
San Miguel??????? Really????? I never met any sane Spaniard who enjoyed that shit, plus the fact that now San Miguel is part of Mahou, but originally is from the Philippines.
In Spain we have decent commercial beers you know, like Alhambra (only especial and 1925, the normal one is shit), Estrella Galicia (all of them), 18/70 (pretty solid) or even Mahou, despite the fact it has no spirit at all, just plain beer.
I was going to say the same thing! The only way to be more offended would be with Estrella damn. Wtf
Put a Estrella de Galicia up there right now. Or do we need to call the Photoshop brigade?!
Never tried it, I have yet to visit the space-time anomaly you call home. Is it good, my Carthaginian friend? I hope it's not too flojilla like many southern beers.
It's a shitty parody, some of the beers are bad but Krombacher and Super Bock are decent beers.
Cool af username btw๐ฅ, mine is shit cuz I randomized it years ago to try this Reddit thing thinking that I wouldn't like and look at me now... My kingdom for changing my username to Cรฉsar el Chango or Cesรกreo o Macaquinho.
Tennents is the perfect summary of the Scottish experience in beer form. It gets set down in front of you in all its glory and you are full of hope at what's to come only to end up bitterly disappointed.
Last time I had a Carling was when a family member gave me one at his party and my overwhelming Britishness meant I couldn't decline. The added lime version did not help the mask the underlying taste of crap beer.
So, yeah, we're fucked.
How dare you use the "export" version of Tuborg? You can't even buy the bottle in the picture in Denmark, they are different here. It should be a [Tuborg Classic](https://billigfadoel.dk/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Tuborg-Classic-25-cl-glasflaske-30-stk-bestil-hos-Billigfadoel.jpg) anyway, which would have a better chance at winning this tournament.
Edit: But I do respect putting Tuborg there instead of Carlsberg, which is the right choice.
England has been absolutely shat on there.
2000 years of Cask Ale excellence (which to you lager drinkers is like beer but with flavour) and you pin us with fucking carling!
For a second I thought we were definitely not making it out of the group stage, but then I saw the absolute piss-swill we're up against. Talk about a lucky draw.
why Pierre has some gay beer? And this should be ours:
Least alcoholic beer
https://preview.redd.it/d89ipnahja6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f649849f1c705d0d362a0231c6a7fd5698a3248
Why do you have to hurt us like that, pierre?
Thousands of german beers and they choose the one they sell in Mercadona
Lmao
I m still coping with that 1664 white, I can give you the op for the picture but reddit will ban me for doxing or something like that
God 1664 is by far the worst blanche I've ever drank, how do people manage to drink it
Picon beer I guess
If you mean pee yes, but worse than average. Usually, if a blanche is not good, it's almost tasteless while 1664 is not. It really tastes bad
Picon is a bitter we use with shit beer, it makes it taste better
You think you got it bad, they gave us fucking carling! Honestly, we brew the best beer in the known universe for 2000 years only for Pierre to do that
Tbf, that's the most fancy bottle of Carling I've ever seen, I mostly see cans of it tho.
Carling drinkers don't do fancy shmancy mate.
Tbf carling is the only British lager I've been able to find so far, all others are foreign. Plenty of British ales tho.
At least it's not Oettinger.
Egger? You French are really the worst
I like how they used a French beer that's owned by Carlsberg.
I can see a compliment when I see one
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At least it's no Brauunion gschloder
I still prefer my Gรถsser over Egger, Brauunion notwithstanding
Enger ist fein
Itโs ok but there so many better beers here
Super Bock: man of culture
I was going to write the exact same thing.
What's the view of Super Bock in Portugal. It seems every bar there either has that or Sagres?
Super Bock is better than Sagres, it isn't even a contest
The coldest one is the best could be donkey piss for all I care
That's Sagres. Indeed, cold is drinkable.
Spoken like a true Sagres drinker
Like guiness to the irish (at least for the portugese in france)
Super Bock is a bit better, Sagres has a different end taste. Both are ok, neither are great, but everyone in Portugal loves them.
Rbh of all the presented I would take the Super Bock
Ichnusa/Messina/Any other Italian beer > Peroni
Upvote for Ichnusa. Bavarian living in Berlin, so i dare to say that i know the difference between good shit & shit
I tried a few italian beers and the blue Peroni is a really good pilsner.
OG Peroni is kinda decent. Nastro Azzurro is just piss that has been over-marketed abroad.
It's a Pilsener which is quite rough. Since most of your beers are Lager or very smooth Pilsener I can understand that most Italians don't like it.
yeah we are use to super smooth pils, Nastro is not very successfull against stuff like the standard Peroni or Moretti but is since a while my go to beer.
You seem like the kinda chap to whom Jever would be too spicy
Beer doesn't get better than Ichnusa non filtrata, it just gets different
Moretti has a word on it
Ichnusa? I am not made of Lire
Why did it have to be stella tho...
Picking stella as your best beer would be like picking fiat as our best car I'm really sorry for that
I know there's a lot of bullying here but this... Not sure I can take it
r/flairchecksout
Blasphemy!
Still we all know Stella would win from all of those
Affligem blond please
Pilsner Urquell it is!
As much as it pains me, coming from a nation of brewers, this is really the top choice of those 13 that I have tried.
You should try Gambrinus(12ยฐ) then. Same brewery, but marketed for the czech locals. Urquell gets exported a lot for the name and history.
I believe I had it in Znojmo this Easter. Beautiful stuff!
Invented by a bavarian brewer, after all!
you drink the Helles brought to you from saxon brewers.
Urquell is the best pilsner of them all! If anyone wants to change my mind, you'll have to send me a case of whatever you're arguing is better so that I can give it a fair test.
Yeah, with that competition, I have to give it to the Czechs.
San Miguel??????? Really????? I never met any sane Spaniard who enjoyed that shit, plus the fact that now San Miguel is part of Mahou, but originally is from the Philippines. In Spain we have decent commercial beers you know, like Alhambra (only especial and 1925, the normal one is shit), Estrella Galicia (all of them), 18/70 (pretty solid) or even Mahou, despite the fact it has no spirit at all, just plain beer.
I think picking the shit ones is the point
I was going to say the same thing! The only way to be more offended would be with Estrella damn. Wtf Put a Estrella de Galicia up there right now. Or do we need to call the Photoshop brigade?!
Call them!!! We need backup
Estrella de Levante enjoyer here
Never tried it, I have yet to visit the space-time anomaly you call home. Is it good, my Carthaginian friend? I hope it's not too flojilla like many southern beers.
It's pretty strong, actually. A very, very decent beer. Easily top 3 for commercial beers in Spain
It is super good! Hannibal Barca approves
I could have accepted a cruzcampo than San Miguel. At least we have knonw that it was a parody or a directo attack and not pure ignorance.
It's a shitty parody, some of the beers are bad but Krombacher and Super Bock are decent beers. Cool af username btw๐ฅ, mine is shit cuz I randomized it years ago to try this Reddit thing thinking that I wouldn't like and look at me now... My kingdom for changing my username to Cรฉsar el Chango or Cesรกreo o Macaquinho.
San Miguel is technically not even spanish
Or fucking Tropical
Baited
Czechia is the stand out beer here
That german beer is shit so in the name of my country i surrender
Our strategy is working. See you in the final you dummkopf
How can they see you in finals when they surrender you dummkopf du
Was ist den loss freunde ? Euro ist fur uns franzosen
ร รผ Here, you can keep those ๐
รwร
French cant pronounce "u" properly so they dont need "รผ" because its the same for them, they need fancy combination "ou" to say "u"
Could have been worse. Could have been bitburger
Tennents is the perfect summary of the Scottish experience in beer form. It gets set down in front of you in all its glory and you are full of hope at what's to come only to end up bitterly disappointed.
I remember a story that Limmy told of his alkie mate that downed an opened tin of Tennents that he left on the radiator overnight at 10am.
God I love this country.
My Scottish friend, you have no idea how I respect your country and your culture. But your football team โฆ big shite oi broda take care
When all your football hopes and dreams rest on Scott Mctominays shoulders you know you're in big trouble (I still love the man)
Tuborg gonna be the drink of the summer!
HI GUYS CAN WE JOIN? https://preview.redd.it/tt8xbjizy66d1.png?width=617&format=png&auto=webp&s=64c7d42f6d10da5abc8ffd06278ac99e388e2f6f
I love Ibrahimovic so yes, but please ask our glorious company how they feel about it
Merci! I knew I was in good company here, given that everyone brought their best bottle of piss!
I tried to piss on every country and guess what I m spammed lol. Tak my friend
Wtf is Zermatt Bier ? I've never heard of it ...
Yeah, never seen it either.
they fucked up, should have done chopfab or quรถllfrisch
Itโs from a local brewery in, you guessed it, Zermatt. Itโs quite good.
Moretti > Peroni.
Definitely.
I take Peroni
Thank you, but is basically piss D:
I thought carling was Canadian, well it is originally anyway, but give me the Czech beer any time
Super Bock, CARALHO!
Heineken owns about all of em right? Weโll take the W
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Orange efficiency Cloggwork
Biggest beer company wins? Inbev is finally good for something!
Sit down lil bro.
Crap, just like your beer
Carlsberg owns the brand (Kronenbourg) representing your country ;)
Sorry but is your country relevant to anyone but your neighbor ?
Oui oui
You mean Sweden, right?
You mean the cross flags on rgb ? Very historic and stuff yes I m amazed waaaaw
Iโve never heard a Dutchie saying Heineken is good, hertog Jan is wayyyyyy beter
Heineken is good, hating it is a circlejerk. Although hertog Jan is better
Bro, the frogs are world champions. Our group sux.
Stella Artois and Pilsner Urquell are my favourites, but some Italian unfiltered beers are pretty decent too.
Super bock my love โค๏ธโค๏ธ
And we have the only unique colour to stand above the pleb
Letโs go mon ami
Cher compatriote vive la Rรฉpublique
You have really hurt each country
I m proud I did it
Based super bock enjoyer instead of s*gres๐คฎ๐คฎ
You just made an enemy for life >:(
Fuck. We really have no chance
Last time I had a Carling was when a family member gave me one at his party and my overwhelming Britishness meant I couldn't decline. The added lime version did not help the mask the underlying taste of crap beer. So, yeah, we're fucked.
Yeah, it's one of them. Someone might have a can lying around in the back of a cupboard. Not sure why anyone would actively choose to drink it!
I don't know why, the person I got it from is a bloody millionaire too and he bought and drunk it of his own volition!
Probably why he's a millionaire! Saves his money buying shit beer
We never stood a chance
Birra Messina โฌ1000, please! Mi piacie!!!
Scotland and Denmark Tennants super vs Carlsberg Special Brew.
These beers are ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ Czech wins it by a mile
Wtf... We're going to lose in the first round like this
OP did his research.
SUPER BOCK KRLHOOO๐ต๐น๐ต๐น๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ต๐น
France.
Iโll vote for you since it s the first time a Barry trust in us. Take care you traitor
Clearly never had the displeasure of tasting carling or you'd take that back in a heartbeat.
Oi i worked hard for that vote.
How dare you use the "export" version of Tuborg? You can't even buy the bottle in the picture in Denmark, they are different here. It should be a [Tuborg Classic](https://billigfadoel.dk/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Tuborg-Classic-25-cl-glasflaske-30-stk-bestil-hos-Billigfadoel.jpg) anyway, which would have a better chance at winning this tournament. Edit: But I do respect putting Tuborg there instead of Carlsberg, which is the right choice.
Group C
The pornstars win this one
We'll win
Pilsner Urquell
Egger? really? take like stiegl or zipfer or ottakringer or may god forgive me Gรถsser
In English ?
England has been absolutely shat on there. 2000 years of Cask Ale excellence (which to you lager drinkers is like beer but with flavour) and you pin us with fucking carling!
Yeah
This post made me want to burn down Le Havre
Go for it nobody likes the havre
To be fair, I wake up most mornings ready to burn down Le Havre.
The San Miguel it's actually very good. A point for Juan.
Tyskie is owned by Heineken or this is all conglomerate subsidiaries.
For a second I thought we were definitely not making it out of the group stage, but then I saw the absolute piss-swill we're up against. Talk about a lucky draw.
Weโre gonna get grouped arenโt we
Any recommendations to someone who only likes Augustiner Hefeweizen? :/
Union > Lasko
Nothing comes close to Stella let's be real here
Blegh, Heineken. The Budweisser (American version, not Czech) of the Netherlands.
Oh shit, we lost. Who's the coach that aligned San Miguel?
Super bock caralho
San Miguel is one of the worst from Spain. Change it for Alhambra and then we have a small chance
Krombacher? Oh hell naw
The Czechs got this one
why Pierre has some gay beer? And this should be ours: Least alcoholic beer https://preview.redd.it/d89ipnahja6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f649849f1c705d0d362a0231c6a7fd5698a3248
>San fucking Miguel https://preview.redd.it/bj99mlz3na6d1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f774fab5221c4b9b72b3434209d0bac85d5ec517
Can we swap Heineken for hertog Jan. Heineken is shit.
Go, Czechia!
I know Heineken is the most famous one. But you could've picked grolsch or hertog jan
Thank god you put Super Bock instead of Sagres.
Putting Egger in the race is like shooting your race horse in the arse before the derby
Out of all the great German Beers Krombacher was chosen.... why....
Belgium
Sagres > Superboc
Pardon caralho?
Super Bock it is
Krombacher? Thats second worst to Warsteinerโฆ
No not the 1664 blanc. Get that shit away from me
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My votes go Pilsner Urquell and Stella.
Spain w
WTF js the Zermatt Bier?
Why San Miguel? You really wanted Spain to not make it out of the group didnโt you?
Super Bock
At least the swiss beer is decent
Czechs will be shitting in everybody's heads this way
They are all brewed in Ireland.
I dont care who is winning. The only Thing I want is that all teams playing against England are singing the EU hymn instead of their national anthems
Pierre, why is your beer blue?
Denmark, I hate them but theyโre also the only Scandinavian country participating
TIL the nationality of Heineken ad Tuborg
Czechia wins, probably not even close.
Timw for Czechia to shine!
Belgium has way better beer than that one
We want to be represented by birra Moretti which actually tastes good. People who like nastro azzurro dont like beer
Why Heineken? We got hertog and grolls and bira moretti Please lets pick anything else then fucking sewage to represent us
Why Egger? WTF