Plus, the Holy Roman Empire did not have one capital in today's sense, but the emperor was moving with his retinue from town to town for [diets (*Reichstage*)](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_der_Hof-_und_Reichstage_%28Heiliges_R%C3%B6misches_Reich%29?wprov=sfla1).
not only a cheaper version but also savager
https://preview.redd.it/h2efm00t9k8d1.png?width=176&format=png&auto=webp&s=1066d8231f63a7c4004d596e4d24992b75aab303
I was at a bar in Friday night that had a locally brewed "Bavarian-Style Pilsner".
It was quite a nice pilsner, but bloody hell had they clearly just used the random good beer words.
Ehmmmm... Fun fact that was actually me.
But to my defence my intention was not to create a flair, i just called a Bavarian South Prussian and the Saxons on that threat went mental
It hurts so much because deep in our hearts, we know that it's true. We have become the very thing we hate the most. There is no salvation under the white and blue sky, only an eternity of humorlessness and stick-in-the-ass, and the laughter of beer-loathing gods.
That would be an opportunity to reduce the number of our federal states anyway:
\-Berlin to Brandenburg (capital Potsdam)
\-Bremen to Lower Saxony
\-Hamburg to Schleswig-Holstein
Then we would of course also need a new capital: Bonn
Champagne was invented in England anyway https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/english-invented-champagne-french-sparkling-wine-taittinger-dom-perignon-a8756021.html
Obviously, as we all know the beloved beverage named after its birthplace, Champagne-on-Tyne
And how can one forget the world's most renowned British Champagne brands like
Or
Not to mention
And last but not least
>one night stand
>it’s time to move on
EWWW as if we’d want to hit again in the first place! We got standards now you dirty Schluchtenscheißer!
https://preview.redd.it/1k23gxalrk8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceaa86ed7f2e41ed18daff6786ab4d9c732200aa
Other Germans were our enemies much more often than fucking Pierre, Barry or Jarosław put together.
We have a long memory and unfinished business, time to go to work again.
>The Prussian army, led by General Eduard Vogel von Falckenstein, treated the city as hostile, even though it had remained formally neutral and loyal to the Confederation. General Manteuffel and other Prussian military officers had previously indicated that they would not shy away from bombing and looting Frankfurt in the event of resistance.
Major Fellner thus found himself in an irresolvable conflict between his duties to the city and its citizens and Prussia, only way out was suicide.
This is just the natural state of Germany. Deep down we never accepted being a single nation state. I already have to share a state with franconians. Then add all those prussians into the mix and it's just a disgusting mess.
https://preview.redd.it/8r5jtxsbvj8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f6f620f724b3617799fd4ca1bf145178d9f8ca
None of you are patriotic enough to fight, prussian.
Now I kind of hope that they update our flair too. It works for me since I am not a Hollander but I really want everyone from Holland to share my pain.
Our tag is wrong too. We're not known as drug users, we're known as drug producers. North Brabant is the MDMA production capital of the world. Something like 80% of all MDMA in the world is produced here.
Low key was hoping for our flair to change at some point since I didn't really like Oktoberfestenjoyer, because I'm from the Upper Palatinate.
Who knew that it can get so much worse.
Wait wait wait... so you say for someone like me whos born in Szczecin and living in Bavaria since his childhood there is finally the correct flair? I love you guys.
I propose the German flag, the BW coat of arms with the Stauffian lions and either 'Nett hier ...' or 'Woisch Karle ...'! Probably the latter as it *really* annoys people.
Shouldn’t it just be 'Wasteland', let’s not sugarcoat it that’s what it is outside the hellhole that is Berlin, no job opportunities nor nice scenery, just more slabs of concrete, wait wrong Bundesland lol.
All of you who are responsible for this unparalleled atrocity, shall be punished by being banished to Yankeeland and suffer there till the day comes when God almighty strikes them down in his endless wrath.
Saupreissn, Drecksdamische.
U fucking did it. Need to open a beer to calm down.
I actually like how South Prussian even sounds like Saupreiß. I have never been more insulted on this sub.
I'm truly proud! Now we are part of the club for better or worse
Their hate makes us stronger!
Mia samma Mia des samma Mia, jawoi!
Seids freindlich, hob i gsogd!
Jawoi!
It's actually written Mama Mia btw
Here, Joaojinho: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWURPVmV2cg&ab\_channel=Lerche48al.WernerS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWURPVmV2cg&ab_channel=Lerche48al.WernerS)
Now you finally understand
It may be one of the most insulting flairs we have in this sub. Perhaps only topped by LatinX.
Latinx 😂
I still think the Ukrainian one is the most evil one.
Yep, finally a good flair.
I love it too much. I'm just proud how stupidly insulting it is. Chef's kiss. Schubeck's kiss (tax not included)
Saupreißen or Bavarians, youre all Piefkes to me
Most educated Schluchtenscheißer...
My random swamp town was the capital of the Holy Roman Empire once (long story)!
Mine too 😅
The fuck
The Holy Roman Empire was wild! Have a good one!
Look man, this is Germany. Pretty much every city in the country has been a random swamp town once upon a time (before they drained them all).
Plus, the Holy Roman Empire did not have one capital in today's sense, but the emperor was moving with his retinue from town to town for [diets (*Reichstage*)](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_der_Hof-_und_Reichstage_%28Heiliges_R%C3%B6misches_Reich%29?wprov=sfla1).
If you speak standard German and not boarisch anymore, you are really then a South Prussian
Another entry in the long history of Bavaria getting cucked.
I got you fam https://preview.redd.it/w19yzz69tj8d1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74572560c1af256fa9839ee965f66893704a9355
As if this day could get any worse
Don't give them ideas...
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This does make me happy. We basically own Berlin. Berlin should have a flair called "Bavarias bitch".
Well it already does https://preview.redd.it/twn4lr1g0k8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c660f6bf1b70ec637b9d41fe6f2b0e52dad5e3b
Bayerns Edelhure warad was!
Berlin is certainly not "edel". It's just expensive
Well then Bayerns Bückstück-Gesichtskrapfn
Allways remember that you took Siemens from us and never gave it back, so it's a fair Siemens tax Edit: add Allianz to the tax
Please submit your complaints in this regard to Franz Josef Strauß. Yours sincerely
Damn, didn't know Hessen was rich. Edit: forgot Frankfurt.
not only a cheaper version but also savager https://preview.redd.it/h2efm00t9k8d1.png?width=176&format=png&auto=webp&s=1066d8231f63a7c4004d596e4d24992b75aab303
And it's a fucking Pils?! Kill me now, I beg you!
I was at a bar in Friday night that had a locally brewed "Bavarian-Style Pilsner". It was quite a nice pilsner, but bloody hell had they clearly just used the random good beer words.
I hate it when people appropriate my culture to get drunk how dare they, true Bavarians don't need an excuse😤
I am all for insulting baveria, but this ..... this is a step to far.
Welcome to the "South *insert non existent country*" flair club, first round of Mythos is on me
Fun fact, as far as I'm aware, it was a greek proposing the flair over a year ago.
Ehmmmm... Fun fact that was actually me. But to my defence my intention was not to create a flair, i just called a Bavarian South Prussian and the Saxons on that threat went mental
You did God's work!
As a Bavarian living in Saxony I appreciate it and distance me from it at the same time.
Tegernseer Hell against depression.
Even I feel insulted for them. Well played
I'll drink to that https://preview.redd.it/8ov1a2xuqj8d1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb88b18cbbb9193aa3fad462fb8d609d567e70c2
It hurts so much because deep in our hearts, we know that it's true. We have become the very thing we hate the most. There is no salvation under the white and blue sky, only an eternity of humorlessness and stick-in-the-ass, and the laughter of beer-loathing gods.
„Ein Bayer ist der fehlgeschlagene Versuch aus einem Preußen einen Österreicher zu machen.“
Ouch, that hurts even more than the flair I hope the Stronzos keep you subjugated properly for that one
Damn. But true.
Bayern are the missing link between humans (prussian) and Apes (Austrians)
I love seeing Germans fight amongst themselves 
And it all began with a discussion started by some french fellow
Isn't that how things always start in Europe?
No, normally some Austrian doing smth random and german just go full gas overreacting
>german just go full gas literally
No, when you are in the Balcan it's always a Serbian nationalist.
So a regular Serbian
No, because the French only speak French
Well done, Marianne.
Thank you, thank you. Btw you’re the first person to correctly guess my gender on here lol
Newsflash, you’re ingergurrmans
When it's about cucking Bavaria, I would even ally with you fckng Hannoveranians.
Was stört's die Eiche, wenn sich die Säue an ihr reiben.
You can cope all you want, Bav(b)arian. Today, Ronni is happy 😊
That wouldn't be 15 against 1. Monkey's with money together strong Hessia, Bavaria and BaWü, fuck the Rest.
That would be an opportunity to reduce the number of our federal states anyway: \-Berlin to Brandenburg (capital Potsdam) \-Bremen to Lower Saxony \-Hamburg to Schleswig-Holstein Then we would of course also need a new capital: Bonn
I mean everyone loves Germany. Surely they would love it even more if we had two of them!
next we have to give Champagne “Riesling Enjoyer” I hear they like a good wine….
That's evil.
just posted it, They don’t even have a real flag so I’m just looking out for them. my homies.
This has to be the top comment!
Champagne was invented in England anyway https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/english-invented-champagne-french-sparkling-wine-taittinger-dom-perignon-a8756021.html
well obviously, the french are just such big fans they named a whole region after your good idea.
And now the French are buying up vineyards in the southeast of England. Not so many in Ireland though.
Obviously, as we all know the beloved beverage named after its birthplace, Champagne-on-Tyne And how can one forget the world's most renowned British Champagne brands like Or Not to mention And last but not least
Damn Luigi, are you grilling your tortelloni tonight? Because I smell a lot of 🔥
LOOOL I love your flair
As a Romagnolo I really hate our flair, it's offensive to us and a compliment for the emiliani
Exactly as it should be
Bolognesi are barely emiliani anyways
*Willkommen zurück, Preußen!*
Now, all they need to do is embrace Protestantism.
Nah, they are controlled by the Scottish: [proof](https://historischdenken.hypotheses.org/files/2021/11/Dudelsack.jpg)
Shit he, sniffed us out.😱
Destroying their idols may speed up the process
https://preview.redd.it/oixlc7r65k8d1.png?width=1628&format=png&auto=webp&s=504fb3e24dca845940568ebeaae476c0fc1dde5a
Actually, this is an opportunity. We will found a new Prussia, with actually good beer and real food!
[удалено]
https://i.redd.it/zelnmjrwrj8d1.gif
https://youtu.be/q79c8injqBM?feature=shared
The evidence that the german masochism even reached bavarian people
Careful, maybe you're next, 'mountain german'
Sorry man, i mean you are rich and stuff but about last time at anschluss it was just like a one night stand. I think its time to move on man
But you can do a 180 like no other. It's almost as good as the Italians.🥺
Hey! We're opportunistic, not masochists.
He's from beastern germany, he's not rich
>one night stand >it’s time to move on EWWW as if we’d want to hit again in the first place! We got standards now you dirty Schluchtenscheißer! https://preview.redd.it/1k23gxalrk8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceaa86ed7f2e41ed18daff6786ab4d9c732200aa
You go for italy finally?
Possibly. And if we do, we’ll drive through Tyrol without a Vignette 😎
Like we do on your Autobahn, thanks to Scheuer btw for successfully failing 🫡
I like schluchtenscheißer more
Jesus that's vile
Beautiful
Be careful, you don't want the balkanization of Germany.
**Re**-balkanisation. Just returning to its natural state.
Other Germans were our enemies much more often than fucking Pierre, Barry or Jarosław put together. We have a long memory and unfinished business, time to go to work again. >The Prussian army, led by General Eduard Vogel von Falckenstein, treated the city as hostile, even though it had remained formally neutral and loyal to the Confederation. General Manteuffel and other Prussian military officers had previously indicated that they would not shy away from bombing and looting Frankfurt in the event of resistance. Major Fellner thus found himself in an irresolvable conflict between his duties to the city and its citizens and Prussia, only way out was suicide.
Damn Germans, they ruined Germany!
mayor * 1866 was a tragedy for Frankfurt, but truth be told you were invaded like 30 times by the frog eaters.
Think of the great rakia-schnapps though
Too late! We always have been balkanized. Only stupid dictators pretend otherwise...
This is just the natural state of Germany. Deep down we never accepted being a single nation state. I already have to share a state with franconians. Then add all those prussians into the mix and it's just a disgusting mess.
>I already have to share a state with franconians It wasn't their idea tbh
As I am from bavarian swabia, specifically the Allgäu I demand another flair now! Maybe mountain gremlin or something. But PRUSSIAN?!
You are in no position to demand anything just like back then when you’ve got your ass unified.
We definitely need such a flair! (Me as a Unterallgäuer cosplaying as a real Allgäuer)
This is the worst insult I can imagine to them. Fantastic.
There is friendly banter and then there is this. You crossed the fkn line there, buddy.
Peace was never an option. https://preview.redd.it/7lsxp2gutj8d1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22ea8d90557df14b2f87ee8e8396b5055ea4f682
Sorry Prussian. The Bavarians won the drip war. Not the actual one. But they looked nice doing it.
Yeah, sorry, but I don't respect fashion statements from a guy who goes into battle wearing a dress.
I don’t respect fashion statements from the kinda twink to go to war in trousers. Fucking unthinkable. Shameful to be honest.
Caterpillar helmet > spiked helmet
Objectively correct take.
Thanks, you seem like a good bloke, McBarry
https://preview.redd.it/8r5jtxsbvj8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f6f620f724b3617799fd4ca1bf145178d9f8ca None of you are patriotic enough to fight, prussian.
You can say a lot about Ossis, but definitely not that we aren't patriots.
Ohhhhhhh boi, this one ow a great burn
Finally, I thought mods would never get their shit together
😎
Etzala hom mias gschaft. Sie ham uns endlich a moi oan flair gem der uns beleidign dert
Gesundheit.
jo vuin dank netta herr, könna sie ma no a weizn bringn?
Ik kann da de Hammelbeene langziehn du nachjemachter Mensch.
Gesundheit
Wtf is your flair?
>Etzala https://preview.redd.it/ldgon0zdgl8d1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6900ee5dda422f06be35317ece43f6f691745b30
[me still waiting a flair for my city/region](https://i.imgflip.com/33t1zc.jpg?a477384)
Roman weebo Lazio ultras Garbage swimmer Discount parisian Pope's tenant Ostrogoth
>Pope's tenant *triggered*
Settled then
What region you from? Lazio?
Ewww Lazio.🤮
lad your eastern european larping as german 🤮
They are just western Polaks, nothing more.
The ultimate annexation
Oh you cheeky bastards !
Now I kind of hope that they update our flair too. It works for me since I am not a Hollander but I really want everyone from Holland to share my pain.
North Brabant? Enlighten me on the ways of swamp banter.
Our tag is wrong too. We're not known as drug users, we're known as drug producers. North Brabant is the MDMA production capital of the world. Something like 80% of all MDMA in the world is produced here.
A checkup for our flairs accuracy and offense efficiency is probably in order.
Northern Belgium?
You're welcome
I hereby state a request for us Franconians that are under indefinite Bavarian occupation as: Napoleons gift
damn. nice burn 🔥
oh god. yes!
Damn thats evil
Ludwig II punching air rn (or should I say water) 
Low key was hoping for our flair to change at some point since I didn't really like Oktoberfestenjoyer, because I'm from the Upper Palatinate. Who knew that it can get so much worse.
Stay strong Prussian Terroni, we PIGS know you are the best Germans!
Some south-Scandinavians from Mecklenburg or Lower Saxony call us "north-Italians", so there is that.
This is by far the best german flair now. Like nothing is as insulting to the bavarian core than to be called a prussian i love it!
That's finally offensive enough
Damn, the siesta boy that mods this sub is efficient. Are we sure he isn’t one of those Germans that moved to Argentina some decades ago?
Wait wait wait... so you say for someone like me whos born in Szczecin and living in Bavaria since his childhood there is finally the correct flair? I love you guys.
*Stettin you heathen.
Sorry i used the wrong pronaunciation... from now on there is only one correct name "Hansestadt Stettin"
MODS WHY DOES SCOTLAND NOT HAVE A UNION FLAG BUT THE REST OF US DO EITHER UNION FLAGS FOR ALL OR UNION FLAGS FOR NONE
Even Irish needs a union jack then? 🤔
Here here
Now we need a proper flare for lower saxony
Ah finally.
Now BaWü should become western Bavaria
Collective MELTDOWN in the Cow Sheds of Seppl Land...
Finally something insulting. Alltough the old one was perfectly fine for a franconian
I feel insulted. Whoever did that, I will throw a Brezel at you.
Now can we change the venetian flair from "greedy fuck" to "northen terrone"?
W U N D E R S C H Ö N
Baden-Württemberg Flair, NOW!!!!!!
I propose the German flag, the BW coat of arms with the Stauffian lions and either 'Nett hier ...' or 'Woisch Karle ...'! Probably the latter as it *really* annoys people.
Shouldn’t it just be 'Wasteland', let’s not sugarcoat it that’s what it is outside the hellhole that is Berlin, no job opportunities nor nice scenery, just more slabs of concrete, wait wrong Bundesland lol.
Very wrong indeed.
The latter would annoy the rest of us too. “Woisch Kalle, wennme desch ẞaidebacha Bergschteiga Müsli gesse hent konnt ma bessa kacke geh’n!”
A tragic day for Barvaria, and therefore, the world
North Bavaria
Now its open game for any country to claim the Radler as their own creation
It doesn't matter how many flairs you create, they will still be German.
I think I’m going to vomit
Prussia is nearly an anagram of "u r a pussi"
All of you who are responsible for this unparalleled atrocity, shall be punished by being banished to Yankeeland and suffer there till the day comes when God almighty strikes them down in his endless wrath. Saupreissn, Drecksdamische.
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