\*Eastern
Its actually quite simple: Everything south of Hamburg is Southern europe, everything east of Hamburg is Eastern europe, everything outside of Hamburg is a place not worth living in.
the scene of eastern europe was shot in Prague, the scene for Paris was shot in Prague, the shots for Amsterdam are shot in Prague, the scenes of vatican were taken in Prague
we do eastern europe, we do western europe, something something having a bit of both isnt center cause not enough muslims to be close to western europe, something something not enough crime and wealth disparity to be western europe
People from Ireland are basically Brits in denial. They shop at Tesco's and M&S, support Man United or Chelsea, drive on the right side of the road (ie. The left one) and refuse to speak their gddamned language in favour of broken English. Add the corruption and it's basicallty Malta in the rain.
The Irish are absolutely wonderful people, and I dearly love nearly every one of them I've met - even most of the ones I find myself related to.
Some of the ones on here however, are fucking miserable, diabolical, whining, ignorant cunts with absolutely no self-awareness.
It is fun to go over there though and farm downvotes by suggesting that perhaps people who go to work in their pajamas and are paid fairly well for it are not history's greatest victims.
This made me audibly chuckle. I recently made a comment that Ryanair have done some good things for making flights cheaper and was literally burned at the stake
Oh yeah, they love the cheap flights over there, but don't you dare suggest Ryanair have had a positive impact on travel or know a thing or two about airports.
Tim Martin (Wetherspoon) and Michael O'Leary (Ryanair) have probably done more for the working class in this country than anyone else and our "civil society" wants to tax them into oblivion
Yeah I don't mind taxing them. I mean bs restrictions on their companies to promote "competition" just because Spoons and Ryanair are objectively better (i.e. cheaper)
I’m actually starting to avoid that sub, a significant portion of it is both toxic and low quality. I’m half a Barry, so started hanging around r/CasualUK.
I don’t know why that one American post there makes me feel something bad inside, especially the “Oh what did you do to the Guinness!”, nah brev, I don’t want this brev.
I've never met an Irishman in real life I've not liked, but as you say it seems like half of them online are complete freaks. Although it is hard to know which of them are Irish and which of them are larping Americans.
I'm assuming you mean 'half' very loosely, but yes there are a small minority who are genuinely completely hateful - and yeah, I'd wager some aren't really Irish.
If you ever spend some time having a peek in the ireland sub which I do for a laugh it isn't a minority there, although that place is clearly overwhelmed with Americans. Compared to Irelands population it is huge when compared to other national subs.
I'm sure that it's the same in the UK, but we have a subset of hateful, begruding people who dislike everything and everyone, and choose to become primary school teachers to impart it on young kids.
Oh fuck yeah - I call them 'fall into careers'.
Jobs that many people aspire to do from a young age, but at the same time the sheer number of those required, and the lack of proper compensation means that some people just 'fall into' it after not achieving what they really wanted to do. Biggest examples are usually teaching, nursing, armed forces etc.
I've had 2 such careers, and you're right - 'the misery loves company' is strong with many of those who don't want to be there.
Yeah "Irish" redditors are fucking awful. Especially R/Ireland. I like the English and even have English friends and most English people love Irish people. My English friends constantly make famine jokes or call me an Irish pig or something but it's jokes and I find it hilarious
>Some of the ones on here however, are fucking miserable, diabolical, whining, ignorant cunts with absolutely no self-awareness.
Jokes on you. We're like that in real life too
10000% agree. Although by "on here" I hope you just mean Reddit in general, the ones in this particular sub are sound
I feel the same about the Scottish. Great in real life, normal people. Always get on. Get them online and they are some of the most obsessed, weirdest, bitter and twisted people I've ever seen
But the OP gets it wrong, they are from Belfast, so its the British saying this! You can't consider them ours when they are misbehaving. This is like when my wife comes in and says "YOUR son did something bad today".
A Catholic priest in Belfast reading a prayer submission from his catholic congregation… if they don’t _both_ have green passports, I’m Father Jack Hackett!
This priest was very clearly joking, and even explicitly said it was a funny one and ‘we are tired of hearing about 1966’. It’s weird this is even a story - I can only assume half the readers have never entered a church and assume it’s a bunch of austere robots intoning at all times.
The priest in one parish fell ill, and a newly graduated priest had to fill in for Confession.
Anyway, his first confessor is a man who says: "*Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."*
The newly graduated priest is already nervous, since he's clearly younger than the man confessing, but falls back on his training and says: "Tell me your sins so that you be forgiven."
The man responds - *"I have engaged in sexual actions with my girlfriend outside of marriage."*
"*Phew,*" thinks the newly graduated priest, sex outside of marriage is typical, and the penance is straightforward: *"Please recite 15 'Hail Maries' and donate €20 to the donation box for forgiveness."*
There's an awkward pause, and the sinner responds, *"It's a bit steep, no?"*
The priest, unfazed, responds, *"Sex outside of marriage is a serious sin."*
The sinner, who obviously is a little distressed at the cost of forgiveness, responds, *"Ah*, *but it wasn't full sex, it was just a blowjob, so it should cost the same amount."*
The priest is starting to panic; they didn't teach this at the oratory in Maynooth, and he only knows of blowjobs because of movies - but this is his first confession; he has to get it right, or his reputation in this parish will be sullied, for good.
What to do? Again, he thinks back to his training and remembers Father Innocent's teachings: *"When in need, all you need to do is ask".* He lets the sinner know that he needs a few moments to think on this, and silently slinks out of the confession box and goes straight to the sacristy room to see if another priest is around.
When he enters, he sees an altar boy preparing for the next mass. Could he ask this child? He's not ordained, but he does have more experience in this parish. He puts his trust in God and asks the child how the usual parish priest would continue: "Tell me, *child, what would your regular parish priest give for the act of a blow job?"*
The child responds with glee, *"A packet of crisps and a can of coke".*
It was more like 380.
Prior to the protestant-catholic split bullshit the Irish were to the English what the Scottish were to the French.
And even them it took a Scot ascending to the Throne of England to fuck everything up.
Damn Scots, they ruined the British Isles! not just Scotland!
They are in a tight competition with the English when you say they're basically yanks but with a funny accent
^(Or with Austrians being basically German with a funny accent, but no one would say such a ghastly and vile thing)
Calling us Yanks with a funny accent hurts worse because it's basically true at this point.
A decade and a half of social media and American streaming services has peeled away whatever unique culture we once had layer by layer. And we don't need to be reminded of that fact.
That's big talk from a country that haven't won the All-Ireland Senior Hurling Championship since 1901.
London won it in 1901. Yes, Ireland failed to win a competition explicitly called the All-Ireland.
Isn't Belfast in Northern Ireland / UK anyway?
While its Catholic, I think its misleading to put the Ireland flag in the title as OP did (Actually Ivory Coast, but alas)
We're basically both, but Dublin doesn't get an official say. The whole thing is a hilarious clusterfuck that causes a huge number of headaches for Dublin and London.
It's fucking contrarian utopia and long may it continue
Shortly after our victory in 2021, I met a bunch of Irish people of both genders, obviously at a local pub.
When they learned I was Italian they were ecstatic.
I think I could have asked for a bj to each and every one of them and they would have happily complied.
So you agree, Belfast and the rest of Norn Iron are actually Irish, fair play Billy, now if you just take down those flegs and run up a few Tricolours.
I'd struggle to find anyone I know who really cares about NI and reunification at all.
If they want to unify with Ireland, it's the choice of them and the Irish government.
Want to remain in the UK, again it's their choice.
Urgh.
I mean I want to say no - but shit like this is fucking stupid and makes it hard to argue the case that we're not.
I'd like to think there aren't many of my generation who are this daft about - but then I got chased off the estate I grew up on in Dublin while visiting after I'd moved to Wales as a teenager because apparently I was now "An English prozzie prick
".
(Though to this day all these years later I do like to imagine what would've happened to "the lads" if they'd turned up in Barry in the mid 90s and told everyone there that they were English pricks, would've been a good "eats popcorn" moment).
I would consider the Dál Riata effort a success. For several centuries, Gaelic became the predominant language of Scotland. And the presence is still there today.
Some of your angrier kin also invaded Canada via the US (but failed). Like 25% of Canada was Irish at that time too, so I guess you did kinda colonize fairly well via Britain, given that Irish heritage is one of the biggest ethnic diaspora groups not only in Canada but also the US and Australia. Liverpool too.
I feel bad for Ireland. Forced to speak the awful globalized American tongue, deprived of their own. At least they’re rich but they lost their damn culture
Honestly, whenever I meet Irish people anywhere, they’re always the nicest, funniest down to earth folk. If it wasn’t for the weather I’d go there every holiday
OP avin a good laugh. Nice
What's actually funny is the fact that there's no one else on the planet that understands the Scottish the Welsh and the English more than the Irish.
"of Irish decent" sounds pretty 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸📢📢 to me. If one of your parents is Irish, just say that. If it goes any further back than that, your fellow europeans will struggle to give a shit about it.
Yes because unfortunately for us Poland is juuust too far to the East to be in the running against us
Greece is a good runner up though
The Greeks invented gayness.
I hear you're a racist now
Only the farm takes up most of the day and at night I just like a cup of tea. I might not be able to devote myself full time to the auld racism.
You only just heard?
It’s not the Greeks he’s after, Mary, it’s the Chinese. ![gif](giphy|9MIzeBk1zBUJqOHUFM)
Great bunch of lads.
The Chinese or Ted and Dougal?
I lived with 3 lads from China back in college. They are great people. The CCP are fucked in the head.
The sad thing is how much no one in England ever thinks about Ireland at all.
Only because you guys aren't western european. But yes.
It’s okay, we’ve got Central Europe covered
\*Eastern Its actually quite simple: Everything south of Hamburg is Southern europe, everything east of Hamburg is Eastern europe, everything outside of Hamburg is a place not worth living in.
>everything outside of Hamburg is a place not worth living in. You're not fooling me, I've been to Hamburg
You're just angry they made you go back ![gif](giphy|7FfMerTMT2fBZYwS01|downsized)
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BRATISLAVA
Dude, thats Slovakia. The gypsy kingdom. Know your memes.
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I don't see a difference
the scene of eastern europe was shot in Prague, the scene for Paris was shot in Prague, the shots for Amsterdam are shot in Prague, the scenes of vatican were taken in Prague we do eastern europe, we do western europe, something something having a bit of both isnt center cause not enough muslims to be close to western europe, something something not enough crime and wealth disparity to be western europe
everything on the right bank of the Rhine is China
Fake frenxh detected
Schäl Sick detected
Bad Oldeslow? Lubik? Lunebourg? Bouxtoude?
kolego, gdzie dają tego flaira? bo nie mogę sobie kliknąć
What are they? Western British?
Thats just people from Dublin they are mostly West Brits.
People from Ireland are basically Brits in denial. They shop at Tesco's and M&S, support Man United or Chelsea, drive on the right side of the road (ie. The left one) and refuse to speak their gddamned language in favour of broken English. Add the corruption and it's basicallty Malta in the rain.
Fuck tesco and M&S, Lidl and Aldi are the dream with dunnes stores for the fancy stuff.
The Irish are absolutely wonderful people, and I dearly love nearly every one of them I've met - even most of the ones I find myself related to. Some of the ones on here however, are fucking miserable, diabolical, whining, ignorant cunts with absolutely no self-awareness.
Oh, my beautiful British balcony-bouncing buddy, just go over to r/Ireland. 90% Yanks, 100% misery guaranteed, or your money back.
Yea, I'm a refugee from r/ireland, awful shower of wankers; I'd sooner shave my balls with broken glass than stick 5 minutes of their cuntishness.
It is fun to go over there though and farm downvotes by suggesting that perhaps people who go to work in their pajamas and are paid fairly well for it are not history's greatest victims.
This made me audibly chuckle. I recently made a comment that Ryanair have done some good things for making flights cheaper and was literally burned at the stake
Communists always gonna hate. How dare a company be successful and pay for our benefits?
Oh yeah, they love the cheap flights over there, but don't you dare suggest Ryanair have had a positive impact on travel or know a thing or two about airports.
Same hahaha
Tim Martin (Wetherspoon) and Michael O'Leary (Ryanair) have probably done more for the working class in this country than anyone else and our "civil society" wants to tax them into oblivion
I fully agree with the first half, but no it is in fact completely justified that the extremely rich pay fair taxes.
Yeah I don't mind taxing them. I mean bs restrictions on their companies to promote "competition" just because Spoons and Ryanair are objectively better (i.e. cheaper)
>work Work? Queuing outside the dole office is not work.
Nah. Loads of them have decent jobs with well above average pay. They just *sound* as if they're on the dole.
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I used to see just how unpopular I could be there and it’s easy mode.
Americans weren't satisfied with ruining their own country, so they're now determined to ruin everyone else's as well.
We’re perfectly capable of ruining our country all by ourselves thank you very much.
I know that feeling...
Americans have been ruining and destabilizing entire geographic regions since the 60s
Earlier than that for South and Central America.
I'll have you know I'm actually 53% Scotch-Irish, my granpappy always plays his bagpipes in his kilt on St Patties day
Tourist! I'm 53.5% them two things.
I’m actually starting to avoid that sub, a significant portion of it is both toxic and low quality. I’m half a Barry, so started hanging around r/CasualUK.
over 900k on a sub for a country of 5 million, definetly all irish people
It seems to me every national sub is full out out of touch miserable, misanthropic losers
Fooking plastic paddys!
I don’t know why that one American post there makes me feel something bad inside, especially the “Oh what did you do to the Guinness!”, nah brev, I don’t want this brev.
zero regrets not joining that
It's an awful place. But I find it's an inverse of the reality of Ireland. They are the social outcasts that nobody likes because they are dryshites.
I've never met an Irishman in real life I've not liked, but as you say it seems like half of them online are complete freaks. Although it is hard to know which of them are Irish and which of them are larping Americans.
I'm assuming you mean 'half' very loosely, but yes there are a small minority who are genuinely completely hateful - and yeah, I'd wager some aren't really Irish.
If you ever spend some time having a peek in the ireland sub which I do for a laugh it isn't a minority there, although that place is clearly overwhelmed with Americans. Compared to Irelands population it is huge when compared to other national subs.
> ~~some~~ most check the times on their post history and you'll invariably find they keep American hours
Fuck me.. now I'm wondering what random part of the world my shitty sleep habits and reddit shitposting addiction geolocate me to!
Islas Malvinas
You're spelling Falklands wrong, Padraig. Now go back to the bog.
And every signle Irish person had at least one primary school teach who were completely hateful.
I've not heard of this, would you mind saying more?
I'm sure that it's the same in the UK, but we have a subset of hateful, begruding people who dislike everything and everyone, and choose to become primary school teachers to impart it on young kids.
Oh fuck yeah - I call them 'fall into careers'. Jobs that many people aspire to do from a young age, but at the same time the sheer number of those required, and the lack of proper compensation means that some people just 'fall into' it after not achieving what they really wanted to do. Biggest examples are usually teaching, nursing, armed forces etc. I've had 2 such careers, and you're right - 'the misery loves company' is strong with many of those who don't want to be there.
Like 3/4 of my extended family is Irish and I never have as much fun as going over for the reunions. Some of the funniest fuckers I have ever met.
I've caught a few out.
It was me. I am the lamp ing American
It's always the way that the diaspora are the more flag-waving, patriotic bordering on jingoistic types
Don't go to r/Ireland, they're actually just all cunts
Plot twist: theyre secretly all Scottish people trying to make the irish look bad.
Worse, I reckon they're yanks 🤮
Lets not talk about that possibility, shall we?
They're all my burner accounts so I can larp as an American
That’s every country or cities major subreddit too however
I dunno, the Irish on here often have our backs, especially defending our food and weirdness (probably because they're largely the same as)
The Irish have soda bread , a world class food that you can only get in Ireland. Apart from that their food is pretty much like ours
Tbf we have crumpets so together we're unstoppable
Maybe we should combine our powers and take over the world….again
Yeah "Irish" redditors are fucking awful. Especially R/Ireland. I like the English and even have English friends and most English people love Irish people. My English friends constantly make famine jokes or call me an Irish pig or something but it's jokes and I find it hilarious
the feeling is mutual Barry
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>Some of the ones on here however, are fucking miserable, diabolical, whining, ignorant cunts with absolutely no self-awareness. Jokes on you. We're like that in real life too
10000% agree. Although by "on here" I hope you just mean Reddit in general, the ones in this particular sub are sound I feel the same about the Scottish. Great in real life, normal people. Always get on. Get them online and they are some of the most obsessed, weirdest, bitter and twisted people I've ever seen
Luv ya too bazza 😘
But the OP gets it wrong, they are from Belfast, so its the British saying this! You can't consider them ours when they are misbehaving. This is like when my wife comes in and says "YOUR son did something bad today".
A Catholic priest in Belfast reading a prayer submission from his catholic congregation… if they don’t _both_ have green passports, I’m Father Jack Hackett!
Listen, we had this kid together, they are both of ours even if they do look and sound more like me... But they are your responsibility too.
This priest was very clearly joking, and even explicitly said it was a funny one and ‘we are tired of hearing about 1966’. It’s weird this is even a story - I can only assume half the readers have never entered a church and assume it’s a bunch of austere robots intoning at all times.
I'm responding to OP's titlular question, not this funny clip.
I'm trying really hard to avoid making jokes involving Catholic priests and the word "butthurt" here
There is an expresion in Galicia which says "carallo dereito non cre en Dios" (horny dick doesn't believe on God) which fits perfectly here
Did someone say caralho?
Galicians are undercover portuguese
Please do Baz, love a religious joke, I'll get started: How do they separate the men from the boys in the catholic church? With a fucking crowbar.
The priest in one parish fell ill, and a newly graduated priest had to fill in for Confession. Anyway, his first confessor is a man who says: "*Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."* The newly graduated priest is already nervous, since he's clearly younger than the man confessing, but falls back on his training and says: "Tell me your sins so that you be forgiven." The man responds - *"I have engaged in sexual actions with my girlfriend outside of marriage."* "*Phew,*" thinks the newly graduated priest, sex outside of marriage is typical, and the penance is straightforward: *"Please recite 15 'Hail Maries' and donate €20 to the donation box for forgiveness."* There's an awkward pause, and the sinner responds, *"It's a bit steep, no?"* The priest, unfazed, responds, *"Sex outside of marriage is a serious sin."* The sinner, who obviously is a little distressed at the cost of forgiveness, responds, *"Ah*, *but it wasn't full sex, it was just a blowjob, so it should cost the same amount."* The priest is starting to panic; they didn't teach this at the oratory in Maynooth, and he only knows of blowjobs because of movies - but this is his first confession; he has to get it right, or his reputation in this parish will be sullied, for good. What to do? Again, he thinks back to his training and remembers Father Innocent's teachings: *"When in need, all you need to do is ask".* He lets the sinner know that he needs a few moments to think on this, and silently slinks out of the confession box and goes straight to the sacristy room to see if another priest is around. When he enters, he sees an altar boy preparing for the next mass. Could he ask this child? He's not ordained, but he does have more experience in this parish. He puts his trust in God and asks the child how the usual parish priest would continue: "Tell me, *child, what would your regular parish priest give for the act of a blow job?"* The child responds with glee, *"A packet of crisps and a can of coke".*
It's almost refreshing to see a priest butthurt though. Usually they cause the butthurt
Don’t hold back, freedom of expression and all
usually the priests leave the little boys butthurt.
You don't need to pray for this Paddy, divine intervention is not required.
God is impartial at the Euros, unless they go to penalties.
Completely agree, we have no chance. That being said, it's coming home
Belfast? Sounds like a UK problem.. Next country over! Thank you.
I'm all for unification, bring RoI into the UK
The Irish must return the stolen 26 counties.
you gave them to us Barry.
Can we have them back?
If you give us Gibraltar yes.
Are you an undercover spaniard or an italian with roman ambitions?
I was hoping they wouldn't recognise this isn't an Irish flag and steal Gibraltar in the process.
Loaned*
6 + 26 = 1 United Kingdom
That Ivory Coast flag on the title is bothering me ever so slightly
Is there really any difference?
Black irish
Sorry, Montserrat, you have been replaced bc of funny fleg
\~800 years of pegging will do that
It was more like 380. Prior to the protestant-catholic split bullshit the Irish were to the English what the Scottish were to the French. And even them it took a Scot ascending to the Throne of England to fuck everything up. Damn Scots, they ruined the British Isles! not just Scotland!
I believe Southgate will answer his prayers.
Ireland loves us so much they even named their favourite tea after us 😍🥰 https://www.barrystea.ie/
Only when you point out that they're basically british but with a funny accent...
They are in a tight competition with the English when you say they're basically yanks but with a funny accent ^(Or with Austrians being basically German with a funny accent, but no one would say such a ghastly and vile thing)
Austrians are basically Bavarians with a funny accent.
That is much less vile
That's not an insult If you came across a Bayer and Österreicher it would be surprising not to see them sucking each other off.
Calling us Yanks with a funny accent hurts worse because it's basically true at this point. A decade and a half of social media and American streaming services has peeled away whatever unique culture we once had layer by layer. And we don't need to be reminded of that fact.
It must sting to have so little going on that being butthurt is all you have, **and** to be even worse than England at football.
That's big talk from a country that haven't won the All-Ireland Senior Hurling Championship since 1901. London won it in 1901. Yes, Ireland failed to win a competition explicitly called the All-Ireland.
Ngl, I kind of want to train and enter now.
The London team was comprised entirely of Irish lads from Munster though!
Rugby is all that matters m8
At least we're not English, we'll always have that.
i wouldn’t say that’s all the irish have given their economy and politics is doing well and the uk is in the shitter
Gareth Southgate and the FA could use this as an excuse as to why we have been so shit
Rent Free
Isn't Belfast in Northern Ireland / UK anyway? While its Catholic, I think its misleading to put the Ireland flag in the title as OP did (Actually Ivory Coast, but alas)
We're basically both, but Dublin doesn't get an official say. The whole thing is a hilarious clusterfuck that causes a huge number of headaches for Dublin and London. It's fucking contrarian utopia and long may it continue
Northern Ireland is Ireland 🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮
If true, why flag different
I have to say, the flair is on point
Belfast is surely the least 'rent free' as you can get.
We're the most dedicated haters in the West. Why in God's name is a polak posting here? This is for Western Europe not off-brand Russia
We will win it now because God is Prod and he fucking hates Catholics
I'm Atheist, but if there was a god I'm sure he would have thought Henry the 8th was hilarious, what a lad. He'd have joined the church of England.
Yeah exactly, I mean there's only so many wives you can kill before divorce starts to make sense.
Shortly after our victory in 2021, I met a bunch of Irish people of both genders, obviously at a local pub. When they learned I was Italian they were ecstatic. I think I could have asked for a bj to each and every one of them and they would have happily complied.
I'll still give you a BJ for Chiellini saying "football coming Rome" into the camera.
Very well, I had an awful day
Shut up and do my skirting boards polak
I think so maybe. Even moreso than the Scottish and that takes some doing.
So you agree, Belfast and the rest of Norn Iron are actually Irish, fair play Billy, now if you just take down those flegs and run up a few Tricolours.
I'd struggle to find anyone I know who really cares about NI and reunification at all. If they want to unify with Ireland, it's the choice of them and the Irish government. Want to remain in the UK, again it's their choice.
Are you sure you want to deal with the Unionists? I find them weird.
It's the loyalists that ya gotta watch out for Barry
Tell that to the litter bins of London
But now you have some blast proof bins in some areas. That pretty neat no?
Not an uncommon retort when talking about those fundamentalist mentalists...
‘Belfast’ is in the UK 🇬🇧
Feckin priests with their jokes and sarcasm it's pure evil and quite frankly disgusting.
The Pope may be French, but Jesus is English. You're on!
Urgh. I mean I want to say no - but shit like this is fucking stupid and makes it hard to argue the case that we're not. I'd like to think there aren't many of my generation who are this daft about - but then I got chased off the estate I grew up on in Dublin while visiting after I'd moved to Wales as a teenager because apparently I was now "An English prozzie prick ". (Though to this day all these years later I do like to imagine what would've happened to "the lads" if they'd turned up in Barry in the mid 90s and told everyone there that they were English pricks, would've been a good "eats popcorn" moment).
Supports from france (as always ❤️)
Don't like to agree with the french, but yea go with It priest!
That's just cheating. "God, please make England lose in the Euro's." *England inevitably lose* "See, God is real and he's on our side."
We are more upset over the fact that we never got a chance to invade and colonise anyone
I would consider the Dál Riata effort a success. For several centuries, Gaelic became the predominant language of Scotland. And the presence is still there today. Some of your angrier kin also invaded Canada via the US (but failed). Like 25% of Canada was Irish at that time too, so I guess you did kinda colonize fairly well via Britain, given that Irish heritage is one of the biggest ethnic diaspora groups not only in Canada but also the US and Australia. Liverpool too.
Weaponized catholicism, spain and poland are impressed
I come from a proud line of haters (on my father's side at least, my mother is English so I hate her too)
Your father hated the English so much that he married one?
I feel bad for Ireland. Forced to speak the awful globalized American tongue, deprived of their own. At least they’re rich but they lost their damn culture
Hey, a lot of us still hit a ball with sticks in our unique and special way
You’re only a few decades behind with English and you’re doing it voluntarily which is worse
Ireland has a culture to lose unlike the Dutch at least
a lot of us feel the same way.
Nah traditionally its greece whos butt hurts.
Common Catholic W
based JP2 koala pfp
Why thank you good sir, he was a cool guy, he needed cool guy sun glasses
Why do you have to drag Côte d'Ivoire into this?
May our catholics brothers of Slovakia🇸🇰 kicks out England from the Euros🙏
Is it possible - just possible - that an Irish priest might have a sense of humour and the congregation may even have laughed at a jocular aside?
Coming from a Polish lol
If it is the word of God then who I am to judge 🤷🏾♀️
Honestly, whenever I meet Irish people anywhere, they’re always the nicest, funniest down to earth folk. If it wasn’t for the weather I’d go there every holiday
He's from Belfast, part of UK, self hating Brit. Us down south for the most part hope they do well. We'll have a laugh at their hijinx either way.
> Us down south for the most part hope they do well Ha no we don't, you don't have to lie to them!
He’s from the north of Ireland that makes him Irish bossman
OP avin a good laugh. Nice What's actually funny is the fact that there's no one else on the planet that understands the Scottish the Welsh and the English more than the Irish.
Scotland is worse
I’m actually of Irish decent and this whole attitude is why I don’t want to be, God Save the King.
"of Irish decent" sounds pretty 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸📢📢 to me. If one of your parents is Irish, just say that. If it goes any further back than that, your fellow europeans will struggle to give a shit about it.
Someone get this yank out of here
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