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ninamega13

I take it annihilating Edinburgh and Glasgow was intentional?


[deleted]

yes


ninamega13

Understandable have a nice day


jackingOFFto

Explain what's wrong with those two please, I want to learn some culture today. Did they vote remain in the UK?


[deleted]

North Scotland > South Scotland that is all really


jackingOFFto

That's true, Lowlands barely have any good whiskey.


ninamega13

Glasgow most certainly did not


StationDestation

Mega Based Escoto


Potentially-Insane

damn Ireland really wasn't allowed to keep Northern Ireland huh?


Nemirel_the_Gemini

They're too far gone


[deleted]

yup


TheKnightWhoSaisNi

Give it back to the dutch army


Ventilateu

Ok. Dutch gone too.


TheKnightWhoSaisNi

Shush, you flag stealing scum


Twannyman

We all know this is hyper unrealistic, we Dutchies don't lose to the sea.


Lord-Redbeard

Inderdaad makker, wij hebben de zee G E K O L O N I S E E R D


Railgun_Nemesis

Wij zijn een geworden met de zee


bruhlander1

WIJ ZIJN DE ZEE


boerdec

Fok it, we polderen de bende weer in😂


StationDestation

No , you just get your asses handed to you AT sea


Able-Put-8991

Dont care I have a boat and at least the Germans can ruin their own beaches now.


SuccYaNan69

My brother in Christ sweden is still there


statix__

no, thats the finnish empire


SuccYaNan69

YOOOOOOO LETS GOOOOOO, russia is next


elmborgarn

Och Östrarikshalvan


ErikHfors

Love the Finland-Sweden 🇫🇮🇸🇪 Sku vara kul som finlandssvensk!


BluishHope

Why are malmo and Stockholm still a thing? Circumcise that


patsu666

Would be fitting considering the population there


yoyoyowhoisthis

Russia still on the map, opinion rejected


MyAntichrist

It's not Russia, it's Finland, duh.


medscholar

East-Finland.


Ok-Sort-6294

Suur-Suomi Grand-Finland


[deleted]

I kinda forgot about russia


drquiza

Understandable, at it's so smol.


zeeotter100nl

Petition to make Scotland pay for their sins


Tospki

Bro removed Wales but kept France


Botanical_Director

France is Scotland's first ally in history. if Mary and Francis had managed to plop out a kid we'd likely be the united kingdom now.


ELITElewis123

a lot of the more natinalistic scots resent the Welsh because they voted Leave.


leelam808

does that apply to London? they voted to remain


[deleted]

I just think that only one sheep fucker must remain


Sufficient-Ad-2931

Sardinia?


ninamega13

I thought it was p much only English immigrants to Wales who voted Leave


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[deleted]

sorry I'm still mad about london existing


Luc_van_Dongen

Then why you removing us though we’re literally the only nation that blew up London ☠️☠️☠️


zeeotter100nl

Duitsland in WO II


Luc_van_Dongen

Letterlijk hetzelfde tot 1943


zeeotter100nl

Wat?


Luc_van_Dongen

Ik grapte over de relatieve grote samenwerking met de Nazi’s tijdens de bezetting van Nederland tot 1943


zeeotter100nl

Dat slaat natuurlijk nergens op


[deleted]

I'm very upset over 1688


Hopeful-Highlight-55

We feel the same way about London mate


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[deleted]

sorry but I dislike rats


YungRobinHood666

least anti-rat scot


Feeling_Koala1857

You got rid of Edinburgh and Glasgow so at least you’re consistent.


glowstone_dust

Ah so that's why you eliminated the english


IamWatchingAoT

You removed the Netherlands...? We're free.... **WE'RE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE**


jomax11

Of what huh


IamWatchingAoT

Of your cardboard food, your slenderman ass population and your made up language And also we can freely colonize the spice routes now


boerdec

Maybe better left with Spain in 1640


SamsaraKama

How about the blatant nepotism you guys have within the EU? The soft power? The economic buddy-buddying, the passes you guys get? How about the part where you guys get away with [saying ridiculously crappy stuff](https://md.gsstatic.es/sfAttachPlugin/36763.jpg), or the double-standard set up for you that "it's okay" to do this sort of thing when other countries can't even complain about the measures imposed on them? When the first thing anyone threw at our face was "more austerity" with little regard for how our population would fare. Worst we do is retaliate with satire, we don't insult you. Or how about that bit where our major corporations have their headquarters in the Netherlands to avoid taxes? So when we're asked "where's your money, why aren't you taxing your rich?" the answer is "they're in the Netherlands where they're barely taxed, if at all, and are secure over there knowing we can't ask for any ourselves". And the worst part is that the Netherlands encourages our companies to go there and do this crap. And I'd be fine with all that, because honestly at this point it's clear the South is destined to be garbage anyway (and it's not like *we* didn't have a hand in it)... IF Brazil didn't annoy the living hell out of us by saying "We'd rather be colonized by the Dutch than Portugal", completely disregarding the reality that both countries sucked massive balls to their colonies.


alexeg_

a portuguese mf tryna make me read lol


Simonpkb

rent free😎👍🇳🇱


DeezeNoten

I didn't read your wall of text but have you considered this: Without Netherlands who will make XTC? Checkmate liberals


koelan_vds

Based Elsevier Weekblad


Helpful-Injury1709

>Reddit Sounds like someone needs to fix their economy.


Thaeldir22

so you're free from being annoyed?


zeeotter100nl

Lmao what. Thanks to Western Europe you're not a complete 3rd world country lmao


rpgengineer567

But are you ok tho? Seems like you are having a rough time


Sufficient-Ad-2931

"🤓"


[deleted]

they deserve it for 1688


Thaeldir22

cope


MrReaper162

**FREEEDOOOOOOM**


Jessewjm

Whore


Sufficient-Ad-2931

flair up


La_Depression_perira

This is why i love Scotland


medscholar

How come Poland or Lietuva doesn’t get Kalingrad?


DeRuyter67

I feel betrayed


[deleted]

sorry buddy but I am still coping over 1688


DeRuyter67

It was Glorious


[deleted]

to you maybe


DeRuyter67

Don't tell me you are a Jacobite. How can you like the Stuarts?


[deleted]

Because Catholic


boerdec

So what, we also made up with Spain since 1648


DrVDB90

I like it!


IcyOTU

B-b-but, we are supposed to be frens :(


grifibastion

i'm sorry but you're equally to blame for brexit as us


IcyOTU

Might not have been the case if we didn't have a 20% English population, fella. I mean, we could have still voted Brexit anyway, but I imagine at the very least more constituencies would have gone remain if English immigrants didn't make up such a large proportion of our population.


Arganthonios_Silver

I think remain would have won in Wales as a whole, according [this](https://s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/nation.cymru/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/04110006/brexit-national-identity-in-wales.jpg).


IcyOTU

Yes, probably!


Arganthonios_Silver

Did you check results sorted by national identity? Welsh people voted overwhelmingly for remain, english and "british" living in Wales voted for leave.


grifibastion

I did not, I am sorry for making a mistake and concede


[deleted]

there can only be one sheep fucker


ScorpionKing229

Big river cutting Ukraine


Sufficient-Ad-2931

that's the Dnipro


jorisblyat

Da fuck did we do?


[deleted]

1688


CompleteWalrus6535

Cope


[deleted]

this post was me coping


CompleteWalrus6535

It was absolutely glorious


sarokin

France is still there... :(


Heijkant

Getting rid of The Netherlands, but keeping Wallonia and France? What kind of sick person are you?!? 🥲


[deleted]

I'm Scottish


DayMajestic796

As an American who sexually identifies as lowland Scottish this map triggers me.


TimoteoZeta

France remains to be eliminated and Portugal annexed but otherwise fine


fearofpandas

Não vou escrever o que mereces ler porque não quero incomodar os outros meninos, mas fica aqui um resumo: Nem os tomates dum boi consegues anexar, quanto mais….


drquiza

Qué mal habláis los de las provincias del Oeste. No se entiende un carajo 🧐


[deleted]

fair point


Pan_Gato_Basado

Take out France


baileymash7

Finally, a good fucking map.


Njorun2_0

Tf did Shetland do


[deleted]

exist


therickestrick8

Nice, it’s all Germany.


Driemma0

Why is france and sweden still there? Bad post


Ordinary_Guy34

France still there


Ok-Sort-6294

Denmark and France still exist


camille_vilah

no bc france is still there


Ok-Winner-6589

Bro france is there


Fealion_

Why France then


angelhg_118

Why it is france there?


DrixFx

France is still there


Weeb_twat

France and the Baltic countries are still there, not fixed yet


Pawu102

"Fixed" Fr*nce still present 🤢🤮


[deleted]

I'll remove Norway next


Jarl_Rollon

I still see France


gougim

Fr*nce and hungols still exist + all the polish immigrants are now roaming mainland Europe.


AlmightyPollard

Given Liz Truss’ economic plan you might be half right soon enough.


BluishHope

That’s just the pound sinking, not the entire isle


Railrosty

I like that you made the sweden-finland norDICK


[deleted]

I alway love the nordick


Hjkryan2007

Ah hell nah at least let us keep norn iron


speredzn

Poor Cymru didn't deserve to go down with Westminster:(


StrongLikeBull3

Now Scotland is just land of the Teuchters.


[deleted]

we rule supreme


Jumpy-Lingonberry-31

Why did you remove us? You were the ones who created us.


lm3g16

Fuck you


[deleted]

Hungary is still there. And Russia is as well.


felixdemontemar

Now we should bring Ireland and Scotland closer to the mainland, IMHO.


grifibastion

i think you should have left Birmingham, we need a landfill on the continent


TristepinP1

woah


_Denzo

I guess I live in the ocean now


weemurdo

As someone born in southern Scotland now living in the Netherlands, I cant help but feel like you somehow know and hate me


onigirifucker68

what did wales do that scotland didn’t do


FrugFred

Nono, sweden is still there so not fully fixed


3nclav3

The tunnel now ends where?


kiavu-ari

Remove southern sweden immediately


Karpsten

Are the Dutchbros the price for salvation?


[deleted]

yes


stalkerisunderrated

NOOOOOO THE SHEEP


[deleted]

don't worry we also fuck sheep in North Scotland


zia_zhang

Russia?


AccidentalGirlToy

East-Finland


boerdec

Wow i did not realize that the Netherlands also left Europe..


bruhlander1

Nuke the belgen im done with them they keep coming to my underwater atlantis villa


HYPERNOVA3_

Too much Fr*nce for my taste.


Sufficient-Ad-2931

forgot to delete fr*nce and Sicily (I hate terroni)


Party_Car_5642

Godverdomme


Gunda-LX

By just making it gray? I don’t see the missing island? Nothing changed?


Illustrious_War_9488

You missed France


eskeleteRt

Sl\*vakia's still there


SenpaiBunss

you took my scottish hone


[deleted]

I only left the decent parts of Scotland


SenpaiBunss

i live in a nice area :(


[deleted]

if it isn't Highland/Islands or Aberdeenshire then it's shite


SenpaiBunss

come on, aberdeen isn't nice. its barely better than dundee


ABJ85

Why is Sweden still there?


TobyNeut

Hey what’s wrong with cheese land? Edit: wait I get it


Biosphere97

Not fixed, Fr*nce 🤮 is still there


imancebo12832

Kosovo and italy still exist??


StationDestation

\>Germany , Austria and Northeast France remain but Wales was destroyed ​ Gayest meme ever


[deleted]

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