Ooof, Iād be careful saying that out loud if you ever go thereā¦ like saying Scotland is basically England. Wonāt be a quiet and friendly exchange ideas, if you know what I mean!
Fear not, the Germans and British are gone. They cannot hurt you *anymore* mon petite, cowardly snail.
We must treasure the french and their smelly armpits.
Oh I'd take Hungary without thinking twice. Beautiful landscapes, fertile lands and cities full of history both from Austria-Hungary and Soviet epoch.
I wouldn't take certain people however.
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What are you without us?
You copy our laws, drive our cars, work for our companies as a little subsidiary.
Austria is nothing if it canāt hate on Germans.
what did wales ever do to you? unless you're a sheep...
That can't be the reason. Sardinia didn't get deleted, so it must be something else.
We wouldn't do it unless the sheep loved it.
Collateral damage
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We didn't deserve this :(
Yea yea youāve been saying that since the dark ages pishposh
That can't be the reason. Texel didn't get deleted, so it must be something else
Urk should have been removed :(
It isš they removed Flevoland.
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I will find you
Ooof, Iād be careful saying that out loud if you ever go thereā¦ like saying Scotland is basically England. Wonāt be a quiet and friendly exchange ideas, if you know what I mean!
Least vengeful Austrian. At least you could take back Trentino, Veneto and Friuli on that map
Fuck no, I don't want to be Austria's bitch ever again! Veneto NassiĆ²n!
I guess 4 is your unlucky number Mista. Eurocup 2012
Venessia capital del mondo zio can
The best can I offer is Rovigo
Co Rovigo no me intrigo
Nah treviso is better
Bro literally everything is better than Rovigo
Lo so, ma sei nai stato su un autobus della mom in centro a Treviso da lunedƬ a venerdƬ alle 7:40/12:30/13/30?
Is this the Venetian language?
A mix of Italian and Venetian
Ugh.
It is, it roughly translates to "Venice should be the capital of the World" with a blasphemy at the end
"blasfemy.." Interlayer maybe
have you been my bitch before?
Napoleon sold us to the Austrians like we were a pair of jeans, between 1797 and 1866 we were your bitch
no, i meant my personal bitch? :P
I don't remember, maybe it happened? Who knows
Kralovec is Czech tho
It appears that Czechia is now part of Austria
Or Austria is now a part of Czechia
Good ending
Greater Bohemia*
Seeing how OP is from Austria, Iām pretty sure that nothing on the map is Czech anymoreā¦
Yeah... That wouldn't work. We are in NATO, they are not. We are also bigger country and got nuclear power. Austria is Czechia now.
fair enough, at least we got sea acess under czech rule now
And Moscow Polish, but apparently Poseidon claimed it.
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Czechia just decided to migrate in Poland
Germany will return. The Dutch will polder all that sea!
By expanding our coastline we just recieve more power
Haha nah weāre too dependant on Germany of a lot of things
Not anymore, we arenāt. Well be the new trading hub for sea trade with Greater Austria and Switzerland.
Why be depended of Germany when we can make our own Germany.
Baudetās fourth reich?š
You know about the Maasvlakte? Prepare for the Rijnvlakte!
Iām flattered, but I donāt think NI has many problems that we donāt also have. Plenty mad cunts here too
I think OP should delete all of the British Isles, simply because it would be funny
Also cause we all deserve it ngl.
No more pizza for you >:(
Blub Blub, Iām drowning
We need to make a Venice underwater
Basically Atlantis with an italian flavour. We would still attract more tourism than Vienna. š®š¹š®š¹
And a lot bigger: we will completely conquer the Mediterranean with our wet, soggy pizzas
same here bro
Do you guys even make a proper kebab pizza?
Yes! Lugano is the new Lampedusa and Innsbruck the new Naples.
Not only did you remove the turksā homeland (alemanya), you also removed turkey itself!
Turkish colony of Deutschland
Why does scotland get to stay but not wales?
You voted to leave Europe, that's what you get. Also sheeps
Wales has just relocated to outside of Europe.
You removed turkey Two times
Noooooo. He combined East Thrace with Greece and now that is New Turkey. Rookie mistake.
sneaky sardinia
Thank you my friend you have made my dream come true, finally Poland is safe.
You just made France by far the most powerful country in Europe, yeah enjoy that
Will get quite lonely without any German and Britishmen to roast with passion... :(
You are forgetting the Austro-Sloveno-Bohemian Commonwealth.
#SARDIGNA NATZIONE
Nah, new fr*nch territory
Here's a fun fact: A 800 metri dalla tua posizione sono, e velocememte avvicinando mi sto.
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Certo bro, grazie per la canzone
Ommioddio il maestro Yoda in persona
Yoda ĆØ sardo prolly
I feel confused about the fact that weāre still there.
Fear not, the Germans and British are gone. They cannot hurt you *anymore* mon petite, cowardly snail. We must treasure the french and their smelly armpits.
Absolutely. Now that the Brits and the Germs are gone, who is gonna populate Algarve if weāre not around?
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Can't even disappear right. šš¬š§
Yes! Arctic sea access gained!
I'm going on a cruise! \- Where? From Finland to Egypt, down the east coast of Belarus.
Sounds like a plan
Sweden is still there man
Ahh no serbs truly a masterpiece
Perfection
But Belgiumās still there
Cliffdiving off the Dufourspitze might be fun and all, but I still want my Italian Bros back
Oida Hawara, wieso host uns ned mitgnomma?
Um Hofa sein WĆ¼lln š§
Where is my Tuscany, we were so good under your flag!
Why you donāt take back Slovakia and Hungary?
The slovaks have suffered enough and who would want hungary in their country?
Oh I'd take Hungary without thinking twice. Beautiful landscapes, fertile lands and cities full of history both from Austria-Hungary and Soviet epoch. I wouldn't take certain people however.
but i want to join our czech and slovene frens š”
Seezugang!!!! <3
but why bavaria? :(
My dude forgot fr*nce
Fr*nce is still there tho
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Please make us disappear
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He just got tired of us, even our land
After Czechia lost KrƔlovec, they have successfully invaded Austria
Why are you pandering to the Spanish? Into the sea with them.
Return of Greater Bohemia, good, but still need to get rid of Hungary.
Ireland is supposed to be united but other than that it's great.
Beautiful
This map I can get behind, except WHAT DID WALES DO TO YOU??
Parfait.
For ONCE we are not the punchline
Thatās one map I could agree with, beautiful.
Fine with me, I'd rather drown than live in that Europe.
I approve š
Why not France?
I downvoted you but I have the same question.
On one hand, Italy is cool, on the other, I like the little landbridge.
Whatās the problem with Italy? š
Simple, heās a*strianš¤¢š¤®
What does removing England and Wales achieve? Theyāre on an island, it doesnāt effect you either way
It gives me peace of mind
perfect
You forgot to remove Fr*nce
It's not fixed, France is still there
France is still hereā¹ļø
You can't just do this and just leave France in! Think of the children!
You gay man?
France still exist.
why is France there
Transform Paris into a big lake and you'll be good to go
France š¤®
Denmark is still there
Get rid of shit Eastern European (including Poland who claim they're cEnTrAl EuRoPeAn). Slavs are the worst.
What are you without us? You copy our laws, drive our cars, work for our companies as a little subsidiary. Austria is nothing if it canāt hate on Germans.
why is france still there... try again
Not bad, you forgot the frenchies but this will do
France still exist, not fixed
Why no Italy though
Why Italy? Are you jealous of what happened in the first world war? š
What is there stil France nothing is solved
Why france still there?
Fucking idiot
Flair up retard
You gave all of Greece to turkey????
Imagine keeping hungayreee
Can we have the lake District at least? Even if it's annexed into Scotland, it deserves to exist
Ismet TĆ¼rkiye?
Swiss + Austrian naval power will be fun to see.
Remove Netherlands
Poland is very happy :)
Can you also get it done IRL?
Why removing Flevoland?
Trading the fatherland for Serbia was a worthy deal.
Why did you leave Serbia alive in Kosovo?
Swiss tariffs go brrrrrr
You did not, there is too much castile in the iberian peninsula
You missed the oportunity to unite Albania, Kosovo and Montenegro to make funny shape
What? No pizza, no beer
You forgot to delete Northern Africa
Yes, fuck Flevoland!
You forgot to Remove sweden
Poland annexes Kaliningrad? Or liberate? Special Majonez Operation?
Average a*strianš¤¢š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®
Could you move away spain from africa a little bit
At least leave Bavaria there, you traitor!
What is Belgium doing here?
I dont exist anymore thank you so much. It was a huge burden anyways
ITT: The EU collapses beause they ran out of money
Why the fuck is france not gone
France, Sweden and Denmark is still there. Czechia annexed Austria, but Poland stole KrƔlovec?
why is Albania still there ?
What's Belgium still doing there? You could've atleast deleted the border between us lmao
Can we have the north back?
Bosnia has a lot more coastline, like this..
Czech here. I am very pleased. Austria is part of czechia and we have access to sea.
I would be VERY angry if I were not currently drowning
Why does Belarus still exist?
Well then, there goes like half of my ancestry.
Based
Nooo we need italy for PIGS
Urm Sweetie, Excuse me but where is Northern Ireland?
Least genocidal austrian
Why is still denmark there?
No Serbia?ā¼ļø
Why is france still there?