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Ponis :)
No those are things little girls dream about, I don't think they should be dreaming of anything remotely related to a penis at that age.
Don't be stifling girls' dreams. Next you're going to call dreaming of puppies wanting doggy style.
Now why would I say that. If anything it stops at puppy style.
Underage canine fornication?! ๐คฎ
Lol yeah.
Aah so you admit you like kids ๐ ๐
Tell me you're a nonce without telling me you're a nonce
This made me wheeze and cackle. Thank you.
My husband
dictato
DicktAto dickTado
Organum generatia vegetaris
A (s)pud.
pudspud
A buttplug
Very good. Now you have to answer me why 6 is afraid of 7
Because 789
No, it's because 6 is a pedo
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Penato?
Potenis
PEEN-tato!
A picktato
Your own private ride-a-ho
Chipenis
It goes well with dic-cheese.
That's how cheese whiz is made.
A chip off the old block!
You mean a chip off the old cock?
Okaaaay!
Mom's new dildo
Dude.....what kind of shit is your mom into?
You mean... What's gotten into her?
Damnit I wish I had an award to give for that one ๐คฃ
The premise of a Stomping Tom Connors song.
Underrated comment. Upvoted.
That's the same joke someone else posted two hours ago, just worse
Dictator
Big papa!
Spud-u-dick
A petetator
A dick-tator
How my dictate?
Tater tot if it's teenie
A dideo
A pud spud?
A loaded pud tato
I'm surprised nobody said potatohead.
I had potenis
penalum dickerosum
Pud spud
Petato
Fudge yeah !!! ๐ Iโm all for this
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
If a male turtle is called a tortoise ๐ข what do you call a female turtle? ๐ข
And I see this at 3am exactly. This is a sign
Dildo
Huk potua
I have a potato shaped like a penis in my fridge at this exact moment.
Nothing, cant hear it anyway.
Ask your mum
Well, that would be a spudoodle.
Smalldick
And if itโs on a boat you can call that boat a dick tater ship.
Chipotatole
Tatopeni
Maris peepee Undesiree Charlotte's secret
A 'pecker-tater'!
So you say Kim jong un is a dick shaped like a potato, not that wrong
Did you forget your name again?
Poonis.
Mr Potato
Mr Potato Head *
Joe Biden
vegan option dicken tender
I was thinking of a spud dick joke but idk what it could've been
Hopefully, in Nov, weโll be calling him Mr. President again.
Joe Biden hahaha
Bro, make sense please. It's not for Joe Biden that the Supreme Court made up "total immunity for official acts".
What? huh?
Ponis :)
No those are things little girls dream about, I don't think they should be dreaming of anything remotely related to a penis at that age.
Don't be stifling girls' dreams. Next you're going to call dreaming of puppies wanting doggy style.
Now why would I say that. If anything it stops at puppy style.
Underage canine fornication?! ๐คฎ
Lol yeah.
Aah so you admit you like kids ๐ ๐
Tell me you're a nonce without telling me you're a nonce
This made me wheeze and cackle. Thank you.
My husband
dictato
DicktAto dickTado
Organum generatia vegetaris
A (s)pud.
pudspud
A buttplug
Very good. Now you have to answer me why 6 is afraid of 7
Because 789
No, it's because 6 is a pedo
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Penato?
Potenis
PEEN-tato!
A picktato
Your own private ride-a-ho
Chipenis
It goes well with dic-cheese.
That's how cheese whiz is made.
A chip off the old block!
You mean a chip off the old cock?
Okaaaay!
Mom's new dildo
Dude.....what kind of shit is your mom into?
You mean... What's gotten into her?
Damnit I wish I had an award to give for that one ๐คฃ
The premise of a Stomping Tom Connors song.
Underrated comment. Upvoted.
That's the same joke someone else posted two hours ago, just worse
Dictator
Big papa!
Spud-u-dick
A petetator
A dick-tator
How my dictate?
Tater tot if it's teenie
A dideo
A pud spud?
Dictator
A loaded pud tato
I'm surprised nobody said potatohead.
I had potenis
penalum dickerosum
Penato?
Pud spud
Petato
Fudge yeah !!! ๐ Iโm all for this
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
If a male turtle is called a tortoise ๐ข what do you call a female turtle? ๐ข
And I see this at 3am exactly. This is a sign
Dildo
Huk potua
I have a potato shaped like a penis in my fridge at this exact moment.
Nothing, cant hear it anyway.
Ask your mum
Well, that would be a spudoodle.
Smalldick
And if itโs on a boat you can call that boat a dick tater ship.
Chipotatole
Tatopeni
Maris peepee Undesiree Charlotte's secret
A 'pecker-tater'!
So you say Kim jong un is a dick shaped like a potato, not that wrong
Did you forget your name again?
Poonis.
Mr Potato
Mr Potato Head *
A dick-tator
Joe Biden
vegan option dicken tender
I was thinking of a spud dick joke but idk what it could've been
Hopefully, in Nov, weโll be calling him Mr. President again.
Joe Biden hahaha
Bro, make sense please. It's not for Joe Biden that the Supreme Court made up "total immunity for official acts".
What? huh?