fapn divisional playoff football
-Maher's missed extra point on initial DAL TD Score, Robbie Gould's FG x4 (avg. kickdistance 37.75 yd's in tight, tight game), #1 S J. Ward carom to #54 LB F. Warner for int, Kittle's circus 3rd down catch, Vinovich picking up a personal foul penalty (thrown) after conferencing*...with his crew, Ray Ray's 53 yd. k/o return after fumble previous possession...*
*Gold is* where you find it.
*Go Niners!*
Seahawk here and I am thrilled for the 9ers. You beat us fair and did the same to the hated boys. Take the fight out of the eagles and win the whole thing.
pUrDy Is A rOoKiE. He CaN’t BeAt A dEfEnSe LiKe ThE cOwBoYs. Gtfoh with that. Composed and showed up for a tough battle against a great defensive front.
How do y’all win only throwing 3 pass routes a game? Deep in, crossing route and a slant. Eagles fan here saying will be waiting for y’all at the Linc. Let’s get it!!!!
Y’all haven’t seen our offense before especially with Hurts at QB. The Cowboys were the best team y’all played all season and if Pollard didn’t go down I don’t know? The Eagles have the best D-line and O-line in the NFL and now that CGJ is back they have 3 of the top 10 corners in the league in the secondary. Our defense has now gone back to playing press man not that BS zone we had to the last month of the season with our nickel and starting safety out. I’ll give y’all the LBs but other than that along with Hufanga we’re better than y’all at every position. Yea y’all got McCaffrey but we have 3 RBs. I like your wrs but ours are better and TE is push cuz if Goedert didn’t get hurt for 5 games we might’ve had three players go over 1,000yds receiving. We know the Giants are trash but it wasn’t about beating the Giants it was about looking like we did the whole season.
One last thing. Y’all have won 12 games in a row but Hurts is 15-1 this season and 20-3 since last season. Don’t get it twisted buddy. It’s going to bring a banger but we about to make Purdy have a Cooper Rush moment of realization when it comes to playing at the Linc against a real team.
Their defense showed up until late in the second half. Their offense had the same problems as the Niners. Our team just had more resolve and probably better conditioning.
Purdy is so damn impressive!!! Might not have been a huge game number wise, but dude didn't fuck up!! Made plays when he needed and took care of the ball!!
The double almost-interception play had me thinking an INT was inevitable, especially in the last four minutes. But Diggs 'n crew couldn't pick anything off
Clearly next week I'll need to start drinking beer earlier. They started playing well once I cracked open one today. My liver will hate me next week. hahaha
The last play was the most perfectly emblematic Cowboys moment. It encapsulates everything about post Troy Aikman Cowboys.
“LOOK AT US! AMERICA’S TEAM! WE’RE GONNA BE GREAT!”
*own goal*
*faceplant*
Let’s go niners!!!
Defense played nearly lights out football. Closer then is shouldn’t been though. Offense needs to be better. Can’t bring that shit to Philly or we’re gonna get stomped. A win is still a win though.
Enjoy the win 9er gang!!!
real shit...
totally changed everything, all units just woke up from that point on in order to win a tight game.
*kittle clutch, kittle catch.*
Last night I had a dream...
[Post game thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/49ers/comments/10j1th0/post_game_thread_dallas_cowboys_at_san_francisco/)
We dont roll over like the cowgirls we fuckin play defense LETS GO BIRDS
fapn divisional playoff football -Maher's missed extra point on initial DAL TD Score, Robbie Gould's FG x4 (avg. kickdistance 37.75 yd's in tight, tight game), #1 S J. Ward carom to #54 LB F. Warner for int, Kittle's circus 3rd down catch, Vinovich picking up a personal foul penalty (thrown) after conferencing*...with his crew, Ray Ray's 53 yd. k/o return after fumble previous possession...* *Gold is* where you find it. *Go Niners!*
Seahawk here and I am thrilled for the 9ers. You beat us fair and did the same to the hated boys. Take the fight out of the eagles and win the whole thing.
2 more W's to go
They’re just going to talk about how Purdy sucked and Niners D carried, but won’t talk about how he made great decisions to throw the ball away
Or what Micah parsons is doing on instagram rn by claiming Deebo didn’t do anything today
Or how Dak threw 2 picks and should have been a 3rd for 6. He was not good at football today and that was the difference. They won on the O and D line
pUrDy Is A rOoKiE. He CaN’t BeAt A dEfEnSe LiKe ThE cOwBoYs. Gtfoh with that. Composed and showed up for a tough battle against a great defensive front.
So how do yall feel about our chances against the Eagles?
Giants fan rooting the fuck outta it for you
What drives you? Hate? Spite? Spill it.
Yes
I'm here for it and fully thank you.
It's nice finding common ground or mutual hatred.
Amen You guys are cool in my eyes SF is a way cooler city than Philly anyways
If we can contain Hurts we win. If not, we lose.
Agree, and I think we can. Don't do stupid shit. Niners showed discipline today. Mistakes were made but Dallas made so many more.
Dak ain’t it.
Dak always #2 Lmao
Mitchell just go down don’t be a hero lol
I'm moving to Texas on Saturday. Thank Our Lord and Savior GK85 that we won LOL
Hey how about them Niners 😏
9ers +2 next week
Many profuse props the the D. They’ve been saving the team the entire run. Offensive, please let’s not make it too difficult next Sunday?
Let’s gooooooo! We going to the ship
How do y’all win only throwing 3 pass routes a game? Deep in, crossing route and a slant. Eagles fan here saying will be waiting for y’all at the Linc. Let’s get it!!!!
Fred Warner
I’m a just let you know that if you thought the Cowboys d-line was giving y’all hell, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
Enjoy your win against the Giants.
Enjoy your win against the Cowboys
We did. Enjoy our defense next week.
Lol I can’t wait till you see our defense now that we’re back at full strength. Don’t let the last month of the NFL regular season full you about us.
Nothing about the Eagles is gonna "full" the 49ers. Our defense is about to feast on yet another bird.
Y’all haven’t seen our offense before especially with Hurts at QB. The Cowboys were the best team y’all played all season and if Pollard didn’t go down I don’t know? The Eagles have the best D-line and O-line in the NFL and now that CGJ is back they have 3 of the top 10 corners in the league in the secondary. Our defense has now gone back to playing press man not that BS zone we had to the last month of the season with our nickel and starting safety out. I’ll give y’all the LBs but other than that along with Hufanga we’re better than y’all at every position. Yea y’all got McCaffrey but we have 3 RBs. I like your wrs but ours are better and TE is push cuz if Goedert didn’t get hurt for 5 games we might’ve had three players go over 1,000yds receiving. We know the Giants are trash but it wasn’t about beating the Giants it was about looking like we did the whole season. One last thing. Y’all have won 12 games in a row but Hurts is 15-1 this season and 20-3 since last season. Don’t get it twisted buddy. It’s going to bring a banger but we about to make Purdy have a Cooper Rush moment of realization when it comes to playing at the Linc against a real team.
*easy come, easy go.* *Go Niners!*
49ers win as a team effort and not player stats. And the Cowboys beat yall on Christmas Eve.
Thanks man! I will. I'll enjoy next week too.
I wouldn’t be so sure about that buddy
Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken
It was looking real scary for y’all until Pollard went down
You here cuz you scared.
I would. Buddy.
Good luck next week
🥹
Till next week,friends!
“We WaNt NiNeRs” - Clownboys 🤡
Well, they got the Niners and now they can go home and add another L to their collection.
Lol
Hats off to Dallas. I hate them, but they showed up.
No, they did not. They deserve no credit. They had every piece of their offense, and should have no excuses. We were, and are the better team.
I thought they showed up, but we are clearly better. It was mostly a nod to their tough ass defense. Dak gonna Dak, though.
Their defense showed up until late in the second half. Their offense had the same problems as the Niners. Our team just had more resolve and probably better conditioning.
Agreed
They sure did.
Agreed and the obligatory Fuck the Cowboys!
Fuck Yeah baby! It wasn’t pretty but it was Purdy good!!!
Purdy, Purdy, Purdy good!
Look for me in section 124 row 6 I'll be wearing my #16 jersey... Visitor side philly statium.
Don't get killed
That's a playoff style win! Bring on the Eagles!
Kudos to the Dallas Defense. They were very very good
Fox announcers: "This is Kyle's best coached game yet!" DID WE WATCH THE SAME FUCKING GAME!?
We won in spite of Kyle’s shitty play calling
Was this planned? Giving those cowgirls hope they might win the game before sticking the fuckinf stake in their hearts
My blood pressure
Kittle is the GoaT
Purdy is so damn impressive!!! Might not have been a huge game number wise, but dude didn't fuck up!! Made plays when he needed and took care of the ball!!
He made plays and didn't turn the ball over, so I'm happy for that.
The double almost-interception play had me thinking an INT was inevitable, especially in the last four minutes. But Diggs 'n crew couldn't pick anything off
That ball was tipped at the line also.
Defense and Dalton Schultz saved Mitchell's ass.
Bosa and Deebo were a complete no show...wtf is going on...need them switch it up next week
I mean no excuses, but bosa was getting held 90% of snaps…
Yeah no Deebo and Bosa memes this week 😫
Let’s GO!!!!
Im Brock hard guys
This should be his nickname!
Keep thinking about that crazy George Kittle catch wow.
My man was not going down without the catch.
That was huge!!!
WHAT A FUCKING GAME
Was that last play called “Hail John”?
Somebody needs to mail a mop to Skip Bayless to soak up all them tears
I can't wait to watch him cry, he stroked dak so hard.
In natural cowboys fashion
ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN DALLAS COWBOYS ITS HAPPENED AGAIN
I want some one to put a baby inside me!!!!!!
Yoooo....wut....😑
Hooting and hollering at taking like five minutes to set up that play just for Zeke to get hammered
Lol what was that last play
That was a Sider Y Z… Oh SHIT!
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It's going to be even more intense than this one 😬
Need to take some real deep breaths before then, not sure my nerves can take it. Classy comment though brotha
how bout them cowboys???? hahashahahahahahah
Really nice to keep knocking these guys out, payback for those Aikman days.
The eagles thread is a pure comedy
Easy Dub LMAOOOOOO
Thank fuck! I'm so happy to get this far. Ofc I'd love to win it all but if we go out next week at least it wasn't at the hand of "dEm bOYzzzzz"
All week we had to hear Dallas fans claim Dak is a top 5 qb.
Hahahaha overrated
Just like Giants fans up to yesterday Edit: and the Toots fans the week before
Clearly next week I'll need to start drinking beer earlier. They started playing well once I cracked open one today. My liver will hate me next week. hahaha
I’m not sure I can take the stress of watching without at least a buzz so I’m in on your plan
I started watching the game with a slight buzz and was still stressed out the whole game.
NFC Championship, Here. We. Come!!!!
woohoo!
It was real Niner Gang! Love yall! See u next week. 💋
LFG
My guess is Zeke was supposed to get a lateral at some point, good idea to just have someone truck him and take him out of the play.
Hook and ladder. The ole Boise state special
I think he was ineligible
Can still take a lateral.
That was super heads up
Demeco said, “Take his ass out!”
Fuck the cowboys. That is all.
The last play was the most perfectly emblematic Cowboys moment. It encapsulates everything about post Troy Aikman Cowboys. “LOOK AT US! AMERICA’S TEAM! WE’RE GONNA BE GREAT!” *own goal* *faceplant*
Skip Bayless guaranteed cowboys victory on Friday! Lol!
Hats off to that cowboy D.
Sad Cowboys fans are some of my favorite fans!
HOW ABOUT THEM NINERS !!! Fucking Embarrassing last play. LMFAO
Them shitting the bed at the end last year was A++, this is merely A+
What the fuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk was that last play 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol.
How does this effect LeBron’s legacy?
LeChoke
I had a rough week, but this... This was fun to watch. Thank you Niners for explaining to the Cowboys how this rivalry works. FTC.
I’m a little worried about the offense for next week’s game, but will enjoy this week for now
LFG 49ers!!!!!!!
2 more games Gentz!! #Questfor6
WIN
If that’s a bad Purdy game… and we still win… I’ll take it.m, it’s just not good for my heart.
Thank you 49ers!
Now onto the "yall aint getting past the eagles anyway" posts from cowboys fans lmaooooo.
Haha they wanted to play us , fucked around and found out
Let’s all take shots!
Fireworks are popping off. Bang bang niner gang!
Let’s go niners!!! Defense played nearly lights out football. Closer then is shouldn’t been though. Offense needs to be better. Can’t bring that shit to Philly or we’re gonna get stomped. A win is still a win though. Enjoy the win 9er gang!!!
How bout’ those Niners!!
Bring on the Eagles...
GOT EM ,COACH!
Bang BANG!
Hell yes!!!!!!!!!11111
I'm still cracking up at that last play. All that and it ended basically before it even started.
I expected more offense on both sides, but turned out to be a very defensive fight. Love defense games!
I did too! Thought we would run all over them and they would pass on us
Laughed out loud at that last play. So much buildup just for 2 out of 3 of the guys who touched the ball to get rocked.
"Yeah i hate u guys you bum take these hits im out" - McCarthy
Respect to the Dallas Defense! kept this game a turd clencher till the end!
Kittle MVP
real shit... totally changed everything, all units just woke up from that point on in order to win a tight game. *kittle clutch, kittle catch.* Last night I had a dream...
Feels great baby
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And George. Hopefully our OL can hang in there next week.
Maher for MVP
Dak!!!
Cowboys should probably look into Jimmy g next year. Dak sucks
Good game y’all. I have no words.
FUCK THE COWBOYS
WERE ELITE!!!!!!!
SAME OLD SORRY ASS COWBOYS
SOSAC!
LOL that last play call
Embarrassing
FUCK THEM COWBOYS
#FUCK THE COWBOYS
WHOOOO!! That felt **GOOD**. First the Seahawks, now the Cowboys! Let's GOOO!!
GTFOH COWGIRLS
Can’t wait to see Stephen A reaction to this game
WHY WAS I NEEVOUS NINWR GANG BABY LESTSGOOOOO
Don’t post anything on the Cowboys page. No trolling, no good games coming in peace or whatever, nothing. It’s lame, let’s not be those people.
At no point was I comfortable during this game
So stressful!
100%
I'm still not
NOW TIME FOR HAPPY DRINKS!!!!!!!
These games leave me feeling like I survived malaria
Take your ass home Jerry! Stop playing games!
Zeke didn’t expect to get hit, he totally thought they’d run past him.
that was enjoyable to watch
That’s one of the funniest last plays I’ve seen in a while😂
WELLNESS CHECK FOR SKIP BAYLESS
oh wait, nobody cares anyway
Come on Skiup !! I can’t wait for Shannon to rip him a new one
And Shannon is already looking to scrap after that Lakers game lol
How bout them cowboys!!!!
We dem boys!!! /s
That had to be the funniest ending to a game ever
Didn’t expect to end this game dying from laughter
SKIP BAYLESS IN SHAMBLES
Can't have anymore heart attack games like these anymore. W.