We are and it’s true from my experience because i eat like a garbage compactor and drink like a fish and absolutely love it.
But apparently europoors get a raging hard on from the thought of dipping fries in mayo. Idk why
I would highly recommend trying garlic mayo fries if you haven't.
It's really quite good. The tangy garlic mayo flavour works wonders with the potatoey oily salty flavour of fries.
The reason it works I think is because mayo tastes protienous. Which works well with starchy items. Kinda like cheese with fries.
Edit: For my Americans, in the grocery store look for garlic "aioli" instead of garlic mayonaise in the condiments section. It is in fact just mayonaise but it is given that name because American mayo is kinda weird.
For people telling me mayo isn't protienous, keep in mind it is literally eggs whipped with oil. Often it has some msg mixed in with it which futher gives it the "umami" flavour which is what I'm talking about, its protienous like Chinese food or eggs and not like a steak. Just to confirm I literally just went to the kitchen and tried a quarter teaspoon of the stuff (kewpie) and it tastes tangy firstly, a bit oily, vaguely eggy, also very slightly sweet. Now American mayo in particular probably has a bit too much sugar added to it which is why it is a bit objectionable on fries.
Anyway go get the garlic aioli or make a simple garlic mayo yourself using eggs and a blender and actually try it on some nice fries to actually make a judgement on if it tastes good. It's not the same thing as slathering a bunch of hellmans on a potatoe it is quite a bit different.
Or that special "frite saus" stuff in Belgium and the Netherlands. It's basically a mayo, but so different from traditional Hellman's stuff we usually use in the states.
Dipping fries in regular-ass mayo isn't the move, but aioli types of things and other jazzed up mayo sauces are great dips.
It's mayonnaise in belgium too, just real and not the american knockoff. dutch frietsaus is like sweetened mayo and different. I eat my fries with Joppie tho, great sauce by the dutch
Some parts of Europe are pretty fat too 68% of men in the U.K. and 60% of women are considered to be overweight or obese with 29% of men and 27% are considered obese. 53.5% of the German population is overweight or obese with 19% of adults considered obese.
Granted 41.9% of American adults are considered obese so we're still beating Europe but they got fatties too, they just don't want to admit it.
Still not as bad as people from Quebec. They've got all the negative traits of the French, and on top of that they aren't even actually French, they're just pretending
>nah just layer more fat onto them
Instead, why not just layer sugar and more sugar onto it? Why have double fat when you can have the fat and sugar combo?
*They hated him because he spoke the truth*
I just have two things to add:
1. Mayo and ketchup mixed 1:1 is the best of both worlds
2. Nando's Perinaise is diviiiiiine
Also, I've never tried fries while ~~Definitely Not~~ high, maybe I should change that.
Who eats fries with sauce? Imagine being a slave to sauces because your fries are low quality and your palate is too uncouth to distinguish subtle flavor profiles in something as simple as a french fry.
Burgerbros actually eat boring shit like fries and act like Marco Pierre White tasting the balance between 17 different herbs and spices in an elaborate stew broth.
Try going on a fast. Eat nothing and only drink water for 5 days, then eat 6-7 French fries. You should have an easier time discerning the flavor profiles between French fries.
Either you need to go get a job at like Bon Appetite or something with that taste acuity that's in the top tenth of a percent of all humanity, or you are the most colossal sentient septic tank in existence.
Or maybe I don't spend my French fry time being distracted on my ass on the phone looking at goddamn Twitter and I pay attention to what the fries are telling me through their flavor profiles. Dumb fuckass.
Nice strawman! People who stomp all over the subtleties in life should just be lined up against a wall. The only people who have ever made a difference in this world are people who paid close attention. I bet you're not one of those people. I bet you're not one of those people at all. You can't even fathom the taste of a French fry because you're too busy ramming 25 of them at a time down your fat gullet while watching porno on a cell phone
He's not wrong. Similar phenomenon have been seen with other flavors. Fatties can't taste the sugar in fruit because they gorge themselves on cake and can't taste anything under certain level of sugar. It's not surprising that a similar thing happens with salt and fat.
The extent of that final reaction's progress while still in the oral cavity is gonna be micrograms. Amylase production averages out to roughly 5.7mg/min, and it hydrolizes starch into maltose, which still needs to be cleaved into glucose by maltase.
Unless you chew your food for a weirdly long duration, the sugar levels in the mouth are not going to be realistically perceivable.
No. If you eat ketchup, you might as well not have taste buds. Why assault them? If you can't appreciate the subtle nuances of the lightly caramelized exterior of the French fry contrasted with the soft and delicate starchy interior, then eat something flavorless like tofu or anything prepared by a Br*tish "person." If you need to be a slave to sauce, I feel bad for you.
I don’t give a fuck. I eat food that I think tastes good and I’m not trying to be a pretentious twat over what other people are feeding themselves. I’ve worked with a lot of chefs and the vast majority think they are god’s gift to humanity. I’ll eat a steak with ketchup just to spite them and watch them writhe in mental agony over the fact that someone put a condiment on a hunk of dead cow.
God I fucking hate “foodies,” they all have inflated egos and are more often than not bored twats from rich families or degenerate assholes with an inflated sense of self worth.
I’m gonna go make a bomb ass fettuccine Alfredo and put ketchup on it tonight and then fuck my girlfriend raw while you argue about starch profiles in French fries on Reddit.
Bro eats industrial food and acts cultured lmao. There are no subtle flavor profiles in french fries, they are specifically made to be dopamine bombs. Wake up.
ok but we're in agreement that fries should go with *something* that's the important part i enjoy myself some animal fries once in a while as onee does
Gotta take some mayo, and then add literally anything to it that you want your fries to taste like. Go light on mayo, heavy on mustard and ketchup, for example.
Basically, dip your fries in burger sauce
This shit is so stupidly misinformational. Yes, a patent that applies to COVID tests was created in 2015. But it was not originally intended for COVID, it is simply a technology that was adapted.
Coronaviruses have been a thing forever, corona (crown) refers to any virus with protein spikes on the outside. Of course a test was made in 2015 because the category of coronavirus existed in 2015. COVID-19 stands for Corona Virus Disease of 2019, since it was a new type of Corona virus discovered on the last day of 2019
This meme is like thinking Jupiter must be fake because we had telescopes before we knew about Jupiter
Here's the patent: [https://patents.google.com/patent/US20200279585A1/en](https://patents.google.com/patent/US20200279585A1/en)
That's a lot of words & I'm no patent lawyer, but I'm fairly ceratin the 2015 filing was just for a " *System And Method For Diagnosing An Individual's Health And/Or Wellness Using Enhanced Telemedicine Vital Sign Tracking* " & all the covid-specific stuff is 2020 onwards
This is the equivalent of saying you that you shouldn’t mind if people have 8 inch finger nails because they’re supposed to grow and you should let them. Your pubic and underarm area are a sponge for sweat and bacteria. It’s literally filth. Though, of course this is r/4chan so you probably don’t shower and have a pubes covered in shit. Fucking imbecile.
Very based and real take. I hear in Japan it’s actually taboo for women to shave their pubes hence them being hairy 90% of the time.
But who the fuck eats mayo and fries.
In the Netherlands here we have "American sauce" which is served with fries at Mcdonalds for example. It looks like [this](https://images0.persgroep.net/rcs/ciZrdVYGqPYd_R6KlfT6NHn33UI/diocontent/64017309/_crop/0/0/1580/2115/_fitwidth/534/?appId=21791a8992982cd8da851550a453bd7f&quality=0.7) Is this what Americans eat with their fries as well? We usually eat fries with mayonnaise, except for mcdonalds and bottled [American fries sauce](https://www.jumbo.com/producten/mad-sauce-amerikaanse-fritessaus-500ml-82002FLS?channable=02a13d6964003832303032464c53d8&gclid=Cj0KCQiA1NebBhDDARIsAANiDD1VBp84aa6gU-OvddrLPex5-aqW0I0gqBXYye7KbhKSSQ8tH5cbTf0aAp1SEALw_wcB)
I am the only person in my sphere who likes fries with mayo and it is very liberating. Five Guys has the best mayo+fry combo but McDonald's isn't bad either. Their fries aren't good but the mayo makes a strong showing
This is the color of proper fry sauce: [https://i0.wp.com/lmld.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/fry-sauce-3.jpg](https://i0.wp.com/lmld.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/fry-sauce-3.jpg)
In Belgium, the country where fries are actually from, we have about a billion fucking sauces that we have with fries. The first American to export them into the USA is gonna make fuckin millions.
Partial to andalouse, samourai or mammouth myself. Or mayonnaise.
I'm assuming it's mayo, mustard, ketchup, pickle juice, and black pepper.
AKA fry sauce. Delicious stuff, seen far and wide in America. Not usually in those little containers though.
I bought a bottle of Kewpie mayo recently and found it disgusting, and I love mayo. I was so disappointed given all the hype around it. Maybe I just got a bad bottle, idk.
Salt is enough for fries. Ketchup legit tastes disgusting. It's ok in burger or in pasta sauce if you want to make your sauce sweeter but on fries it completely overpowers the fry. Salt just enhances the potato flavour in the fry. Maybe get fancy flavoured salt if regular isn't enough.
what kind of psycho would eat fries with mayonnaise
Euro f-slurs apparently
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We are and it’s true from my experience because i eat like a garbage compactor and drink like a fish and absolutely love it. But apparently europoors get a raging hard on from the thought of dipping fries in mayo. Idk why
I would highly recommend trying garlic mayo fries if you haven't. It's really quite good. The tangy garlic mayo flavour works wonders with the potatoey oily salty flavour of fries. The reason it works I think is because mayo tastes protienous. Which works well with starchy items. Kinda like cheese with fries. Edit: For my Americans, in the grocery store look for garlic "aioli" instead of garlic mayonaise in the condiments section. It is in fact just mayonaise but it is given that name because American mayo is kinda weird. For people telling me mayo isn't protienous, keep in mind it is literally eggs whipped with oil. Often it has some msg mixed in with it which futher gives it the "umami" flavour which is what I'm talking about, its protienous like Chinese food or eggs and not like a steak. Just to confirm I literally just went to the kitchen and tried a quarter teaspoon of the stuff (kewpie) and it tastes tangy firstly, a bit oily, vaguely eggy, also very slightly sweet. Now American mayo in particular probably has a bit too much sugar added to it which is why it is a bit objectionable on fries. Anyway go get the garlic aioli or make a simple garlic mayo yourself using eggs and a blender and actually try it on some nice fries to actually make a judgement on if it tastes good. It's not the same thing as slathering a bunch of hellmans on a potatoe it is quite a bit different.
Or that special "frite saus" stuff in Belgium and the Netherlands. It's basically a mayo, but so different from traditional Hellman's stuff we usually use in the states. Dipping fries in regular-ass mayo isn't the move, but aioli types of things and other jazzed up mayo sauces are great dips.
Yeah- the dutch fries sauce (joppie sauce) is really good. I think its mayonnaise mixed with curry and other stuff. Absolutely delicious
Dutch fry sauce changed my life
It's mayonnaise in belgium too, just real and not the american knockoff. dutch frietsaus is like sweetened mayo and different. I eat my fries with Joppie tho, great sauce by the dutch
My man,garlic mayo is so good that it should be recognized as a treasure of mankind.It should become a basic human right.
shelter, water, garlic mayo
>protienous
> mayo tastes protienous I can taste alcohol at .5% ABV, and I cannot agree with this assessment of mayonnaise flavor.
I'm an American, but I think plain mayo is incredibly gross. Idk if garlic is saving that
Aoli also has lemon juice in it. its not just garlic mayo
Because its completely different from the garbage you imagine under the name "mayonnaise".
Maybe because european mayo doesn’t taste like cement
One man’s table condiment is another’s delicacy
Maybe the disgusting grease eating ham-beasts are the friends we made along the way
Americans default to sugar when it’s an option, thus ketchup.
Some parts of Europe are pretty fat too 68% of men in the U.K. and 60% of women are considered to be overweight or obese with 29% of men and 27% are considered obese. 53.5% of the German population is overweight or obese with 19% of adults considered obese. Granted 41.9% of American adults are considered obese so we're still beating Europe but they got fatties too, they just don't want to admit it.
No european consider anglos to be european
I mean, I am but not all of us are.
Grease eating ham beasts lmao
Thanks for not saying >!French!<, it means a lot
There's only one thing worse than a French. A Belgian. That's a French in denial.
Denial? What's the poor guy doing in Egypt! Yuk yuk yuk.
Still not as bad as people from Quebec. They've got all the negative traits of the French, and on top of that they aren't even actually French, they're just pretending
meerderheid van de belgen zijn vlaams en klappen geen fr*ns domme kutamerikaan
Civilized people. Not American sub subhumans.
*Germans mostly
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Mustard, or a vinegar based barbecue sauce. Mayonnaise is garbage
It has its place in/on certain things when used appropriately sparingly, but otherwise yes.
But good mayo would have vinegar in it anyway.
Mustard too lmao
And also a putrid egg emulsion
Mayo is acidic mate.
And fresh
>fresh What exactly is fresh in this context?
>nah just layer more fat onto them Instead, why not just layer sugar and more sugar onto it? Why have double fat when you can have the fat and sugar combo?
uhh seriously? you gotta get enlightened broski, join the mayo fry masterrace. fries are just a vehicle for mayonnaise
Based
*They hated him because he spoke the truth* I just have two things to add: 1. Mayo and ketchup mixed 1:1 is the best of both worlds 2. Nando's Perinaise is diviiiiiine Also, I've never tried fries while ~~Definitely Not~~ high, maybe I should change that.
In germany theres even a variant "Pommes Rot-Weiss" (Fries red and white) with equal amouts ketchup and mayo
the mayo in germany tastes a lot different than the stuff we have. that curry ketchup that every burger shop had was good too.
Dutch & I wouldn't have it any other watered down colonial way.
>Dutch Well there's your problem.
> watered down colonial way > lives below sea level
Meme-tier "country".
Who wouldn’t? That shits good
The kind who eats pussy with a brillo pad on it
Fries tomato sauce and a side bowl with mayo and ghost peppers are awesome. Arrest me.
lol ur gonna freak when you find out what fry sauce is made out of
I almost never see people use fry sauce anyway tbh, but mayo is pretty good on them
Hey man it's fucking good
You should try it.
Ik hou van mayonaise op mijn frietjes.
what kind of psycho would eat mayonnaise
Zeg makker
Try it you uncultured swine
The point is they can't. There is no actual mayo in States.
Msg needs to be added as well so you are correct.
You are here by banned from entering Belgium
Me because my body is bad in digesting fructose and tomatoes really sucks ass. Mayo masterrace.
Half mayo, half ketchup, with a big scoop of curry powder is the only acceptable thing to put on fries
Tbh it's not as bad as it sounds. I used to know a person who ate fires and dip them in ice cream.
mayo is a pretty standard base for a lot of sauces. it's not that weird.
Who eats fries with sauce? Imagine being a slave to sauces because your fries are low quality and your palate is too uncouth to distinguish subtle flavor profiles in something as simple as a french fry.
Burgerbros actually eat boring shit like fries and act like Marco Pierre White tasting the balance between 17 different herbs and spices in an elaborate stew broth.
If you can't tell the difference between starchy compositions from fry to fry then you need to stop smoking so many cigarettes.
This is the greatest rivalry I've ever witnessed on this site
It's like Orson Welles waxing poetic on Mrs. Pell's Fish Sticks and Blotto Bros. Wine.
I can taste alcohol at .5% ABV, and even I have to actively pay attention to the taste of fries to pick up their subtleties.
Try going on a fast. Eat nothing and only drink water for 5 days, then eat 6-7 French fries. You should have an easier time discerning the flavor profiles between French fries.
Either you need to go get a job at like Bon Appetite or something with that taste acuity that's in the top tenth of a percent of all humanity, or you are the most colossal sentient septic tank in existence.
Or maybe I don't spend my French fry time being distracted on my ass on the phone looking at goddamn Twitter and I pay attention to what the fries are telling me through their flavor profiles. Dumb fuckass.
Can you try my shit next time I go to the bathroom? I want to understand the differences between the flavour profiles but I'm too much of a tastelet
Turn off the TalmudVision
I know this is a complete schizo sub, but jesus fuck what is wrong with your brain.
Nice strawman! People who stomp all over the subtleties in life should just be lined up against a wall. The only people who have ever made a difference in this world are people who paid close attention. I bet you're not one of those people. I bet you're not one of those people at all. You can't even fathom the taste of a French fry because you're too busy ramming 25 of them at a time down your fat gullet while watching porno on a cell phone
He's not wrong. Similar phenomenon have been seen with other flavors. Fatties can't taste the sugar in fruit because they gorge themselves on cake and can't taste anything under certain level of sugar. It's not surprising that a similar thing happens with salt and fat.
Except the schizo is talking about *starch*.
Starches start to break down and become sugar in the mouth. We have protein in our saliva called amylase dedicated to breaking down starch.
The extent of that final reaction's progress while still in the oral cavity is gonna be micrograms. Amylase production averages out to roughly 5.7mg/min, and it hydrolizes starch into maltose, which still needs to be cleaved into glucose by maltase. Unless you chew your food for a weirdly long duration, the sugar levels in the mouth are not going to be realistically perceivable.
Thanks man this is really good advice
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if you want acidity go jump in a vat of sulfuric acid, vinegar is the nastiest shit ever
But ketchup tastes good?
No. If you eat ketchup, you might as well not have taste buds. Why assault them? If you can't appreciate the subtle nuances of the lightly caramelized exterior of the French fry contrasted with the soft and delicate starchy interior, then eat something flavorless like tofu or anything prepared by a Br*tish "person." If you need to be a slave to sauce, I feel bad for you.
I don’t give a fuck. I eat food that I think tastes good and I’m not trying to be a pretentious twat over what other people are feeding themselves. I’ve worked with a lot of chefs and the vast majority think they are god’s gift to humanity. I’ll eat a steak with ketchup just to spite them and watch them writhe in mental agony over the fact that someone put a condiment on a hunk of dead cow. God I fucking hate “foodies,” they all have inflated egos and are more often than not bored twats from rich families or degenerate assholes with an inflated sense of self worth. I’m gonna go make a bomb ass fettuccine Alfredo and put ketchup on it tonight and then fuck my girlfriend raw while you argue about starch profiles in French fries on Reddit.
>I don't give a fuck Stopped reading there. Should've been the end of your gay ass post, but it wasn't, so I guess you do care.
Why would I not want a delicious sweet and salty flavour explosion in my mouth? I’m here advocating for MORE flavour, not less like you are.
It’s because ketchup tastes good bro lmao it’s a fuckin French fry
Jesus fucking christ imagine talking about fries like this lmao you sound like a massive fog.
Bro eats industrial food and acts cultured lmao. There are no subtle flavor profiles in french fries, they are specifically made to be dopamine bombs. Wake up.
You just like salt
Based But fries should go with ketchup
ok but we're in agreement that fries should go with *something* that's the important part i enjoy myself some animal fries once in a while as onee does
Gotta take some mayo, and then add literally anything to it that you want your fries to taste like. Go light on mayo, heavy on mustard and ketchup, for example. Basically, dip your fries in burger sauce
This is the way.
What about simple salt and vinegar
https://preview.redd.it/lf3n3lzffn0a1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa92a9f7be2097086ee92f1d5017b0e1019e4d6
This shit is so stupidly misinformational. Yes, a patent that applies to COVID tests was created in 2015. But it was not originally intended for COVID, it is simply a technology that was adapted.
Bruvs don't understand what the 19 in COVID-19 means.
Coronaviruses have been a thing forever, corona (crown) refers to any virus with protein spikes on the outside. Of course a test was made in 2015 because the category of coronavirus existed in 2015. COVID-19 stands for Corona Virus Disease of 2019, since it was a new type of Corona virus discovered on the last day of 2019 This meme is like thinking Jupiter must be fake because we had telescopes before we knew about Jupiter
Imagine believing in Jewpiter.
are you saying covid was planned?? o.O
It's almost as if we've had multiple outbreaks over time or something.
As planned as planned parenthood.
What do you think you have uncovered here?
Probably your mom or something.
🤣🤣🤣🤯🤯🤯🤯😵😵😵🥵
Here's the patent: [https://patents.google.com/patent/US20200279585A1/en](https://patents.google.com/patent/US20200279585A1/en) That's a lot of words & I'm no patent lawyer, but I'm fairly ceratin the 2015 filing was just for a " *System And Method For Diagnosing An Individual's Health And/Or Wellness Using Enhanced Telemedicine Vital Sign Tracking* " & all the covid-specific stuff is 2020 onwards
Thanks king.
anon is disgusting for eating fries with mayo, asians with hair idc
I don't eat fries with mayo, and I also don't eat Asians with hair
God, pubes and armpit hair are disgusting. I don’t care if you’re a man or woman or whatever it’s always so uncomfortable to see
Don't worry, some day you might age past 14.
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Egregiously based
"god, I have such a porn addiction that my reality is blinded by someone having hair where it's supposed to be"
This is the equivalent of saying you that you shouldn’t mind if people have 8 inch finger nails because they’re supposed to grow and you should let them. Your pubic and underarm area are a sponge for sweat and bacteria. It’s literally filth. Though, of course this is r/4chan so you probably don’t shower and have a pubes covered in shit. Fucking imbecile.
Do you shave your head every time you hair gets dirty? Assuming you have any of course.
I don’t know about you, but my urethra doesn’t protrude from my skull. Dickhead.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO well done man
Did you know that there is an object used to deal with these bacteria and sweat? In English they call it "soap".
You want me to shave my armpits? I’m a guy though
Yes. I’m a guy and I shave my armpits, and pubes.
I shave my pubes but not armpits. Maybe it’s a cultural thing
You're a homosexual
That’s sounds really uncomfortable and itchy. Imo, better to just trim
Idk have you seen mine?
This is not even a hot take. People look OBJECTIVELY less attractive with pubes and armpit hair. They also probably stink more too.
Very based and real take. I hear in Japan it’s actually taboo for women to shave their pubes hence them being hairy 90% of the time. But who the fuck eats mayo and fries.
Tons of young Japanese women get laser hair removal these days.
Mayo and chips is the best combo, fight me.
In the Netherlands here we have "American sauce" which is served with fries at Mcdonalds for example. It looks like [this](https://images0.persgroep.net/rcs/ciZrdVYGqPYd_R6KlfT6NHn33UI/diocontent/64017309/_crop/0/0/1580/2115/_fitwidth/534/?appId=21791a8992982cd8da851550a453bd7f&quality=0.7) Is this what Americans eat with their fries as well? We usually eat fries with mayonnaise, except for mcdonalds and bottled [American fries sauce](https://www.jumbo.com/producten/mad-sauce-amerikaanse-fritessaus-500ml-82002FLS?channable=02a13d6964003832303032464c53d8&gclid=Cj0KCQiA1NebBhDDARIsAANiDD1VBp84aa6gU-OvddrLPex5-aqW0I0gqBXYye7KbhKSSQ8tH5cbTf0aAp1SEALw_wcB)
American here, no clue what that is, we eat fries with ketchup.
>fries with ketchup. Yikes
oh eat my ass europang, ketchup and fries are meant for each other
lol what is that mustard with black dots. We don’t eat that
but it has an american flag on the bottle
The British put French fries on pizza and then have the gall to call it "American pizza"
Very cute, sincerely. I love Finland now
The only relation to Americans that sauce has is the fact that it's glistening. Americans dip fries in Heinz ketchup.
Hell fuckin yeah we do
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I am the only person in my sphere who likes fries with mayo and it is very liberating. Five Guys has the best mayo+fry combo but McDonald's isn't bad either. Their fries aren't good but the mayo makes a strong showing
The Dutch diet is repulsive
That's not comeback sauce
This is the color of proper fry sauce: [https://i0.wp.com/lmld.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/fry-sauce-3.jpg](https://i0.wp.com/lmld.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/fry-sauce-3.jpg)
In Belgium, the country where fries are actually from, we have about a billion fucking sauces that we have with fries. The first American to export them into the USA is gonna make fuckin millions. Partial to andalouse, samourai or mammouth myself. Or mayonnaise.
Is that in one of the Netherlands?
Doin ur mom doin doin ur mom
I'm assuming it's mayo, mustard, ketchup, pickle juice, and black pepper. AKA fry sauce. Delicious stuff, seen far and wide in America. Not usually in those little containers though.
I like my javs shaved, I can more accurately imagine what the hole looks like with the censoring
We need like an ad blocker for censored javs.
I agree with half of this statement.
I think every single person in this thread fell for the double bluffed bait. Well done shitposter, whoever you are.
Curry ketchup > mayo
What's that, is it like ketchup with curry powder mxied in? Edit I just made some and it was delicious
Look up Hela Curry Ketchup, mmmmmmmmmm my favorite is Knoblauch (garlic)
Ketchup with sriracha is also bomb.
Sriracha with mayo is also the tits
I dig Sriracha and Ranch
Sure thing, my friend used to make elk meat sliders with sriracha mayo and it was amazing.
I'm glad I was able to convert you
I noticed that the older I get, the more I like hairy pussies and creampieing them...must be that urge to procreate kicking in.
More like the desperation kicking in
Middle age crisis is serious business...
The only correct answer, if you're going to have fries, is vinegar.
I like salt & vinegar chips, but vinegar makes fries too soggy.
Anybody that eats mayo can rot in a shit pit
Kewpie is the greatest condiment known to man, ketchuplets on suicide watch.
I bought a bottle of Kewpie mayo recently and found it disgusting, and I love mayo. I was so disappointed given all the hype around it. Maybe I just got a bad bottle, idk.
There's a US market one with a different recipe than the Japanese one, maybe you got that and not the real deal.
Mayo is delicious wtf
Ikr? We don’t shovel mayo and grease on our food like Americans, but a little bit of fat gives so much taste
Fuck you too
I like hairy P too tbh
Salt is enough for fries. Ketchup legit tastes disgusting. It's ok in burger or in pasta sauce if you want to make your sauce sweeter but on fries it completely overpowers the fry. Salt just enhances the potato flavour in the fry. Maybe get fancy flavoured salt if regular isn't enough.
Mix it with some ketchup and your favorite hot sauce and you're golden
food analogy
asian chili sauce is the best for fries.
Mayo is gross, and so is hair on the pussy. I'm fine with a bush but clean the goddamn lips for fuck's sake.
The only acceptable place for hair is on top of the head. Everything else is disgusting and should be removed.
Maybe he dislikes Mayo?
OOP is correct, since i dont give a single shit if there’s mayo with my fries or not
ketchup? mayo? why is there not a single mention of mayochup, the objectively best french fry condiment.
wtf
More like lamb and tunafish
More disgusting is that anon like mayonnaise
Anon is subhuman
Im damn sure anon is fron the netherlands