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Sufficient-Sea-2274

what kind of psycho would eat fries with mayonnaise


MethAddictedTreeFrog

Euro f-slurs apparently


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MethAddictedTreeFrog

We are and it’s true from my experience because i eat like a garbage compactor and drink like a fish and absolutely love it. But apparently europoors get a raging hard on from the thought of dipping fries in mayo. Idk why


KingoPants

I would highly recommend trying garlic mayo fries if you haven't. It's really quite good. The tangy garlic mayo flavour works wonders with the potatoey oily salty flavour of fries. The reason it works I think is because mayo tastes protienous. Which works well with starchy items. Kinda like cheese with fries. Edit: For my Americans, in the grocery store look for garlic "aioli" instead of garlic mayonaise in the condiments section. It is in fact just mayonaise but it is given that name because American mayo is kinda weird. For people telling me mayo isn't protienous, keep in mind it is literally eggs whipped with oil. Often it has some msg mixed in with it which futher gives it the "umami" flavour which is what I'm talking about, its protienous like Chinese food or eggs and not like a steak. Just to confirm I literally just went to the kitchen and tried a quarter teaspoon of the stuff (kewpie) and it tastes tangy firstly, a bit oily, vaguely eggy, also very slightly sweet. Now American mayo in particular probably has a bit too much sugar added to it which is why it is a bit objectionable on fries. Anyway go get the garlic aioli or make a simple garlic mayo yourself using eggs and a blender and actually try it on some nice fries to actually make a judgement on if it tastes good. It's not the same thing as slathering a bunch of hellmans on a potatoe it is quite a bit different.


No-Association528

Or that special "frite saus" stuff in Belgium and the Netherlands. It's basically a mayo, but so different from traditional Hellman's stuff we usually use in the states. Dipping fries in regular-ass mayo isn't the move, but aioli types of things and other jazzed up mayo sauces are great dips.


Mx-Fuckface-the-3rd

Yeah- the dutch fries sauce (joppie sauce) is really good. I think its mayonnaise mixed with curry and other stuff. Absolutely delicious


Karpeeezy

Dutch fry sauce changed my life


NarbysSpring

It's mayonnaise in belgium too, just real and not the american knockoff. dutch frietsaus is like sweetened mayo and different. I eat my fries with Joppie tho, great sauce by the dutch


[deleted]

My man,garlic mayo is so good that it should be recognized as a treasure of mankind.It should become a basic human right.


superoliverworld

shelter, water, garlic mayo


MrDaburks

>protienous


healzsham

> mayo tastes protienous I can taste alcohol at .5% ABV, and I cannot agree with this assessment of mayonnaise flavor.


mEatwaD390

I'm an American, but I think plain mayo is incredibly gross. Idk if garlic is saving that


AnyNobody7517

Aoli also has lemon juice in it. its not just garlic mayo


XuBoooo

Because its completely different from the garbage you imagine under the name "mayonnaise".


EagleBuster

Maybe because european mayo doesn’t taste like cement


Savings-Table-9967

One man’s table condiment is another’s delicacy


Syreet_Primacon

Maybe the disgusting grease eating ham-beasts are the friends we made along the way


bozeke

Americans default to sugar when it’s an option, thus ketchup.


reallynunyabusiness

Some parts of Europe are pretty fat too 68% of men in the U.K. and 60% of women are considered to be overweight or obese with 29% of men and 27% are considered obese. 53.5% of the German population is overweight or obese with 19% of adults considered obese. Granted 41.9% of American adults are considered obese so we're still beating Europe but they got fatties too, they just don't want to admit it.


Warm-Translator6171

No european consider anglos to be european


[deleted]

I mean, I am but not all of us are.


Unsanitarywipe

Grease eating ham beasts lmao


Jonathan_Sins

Thanks for not saying >!French!<, it means a lot


Wildercard

There's only one thing worse than a French. A Belgian. That's a French in denial.


cecilforester

Denial? What's the poor guy doing in Egypt! Yuk yuk yuk.


Kitahara_Kazusa1

Still not as bad as people from Quebec. They've got all the negative traits of the French, and on top of that they aren't even actually French, they're just pretending


NarbysSpring

meerderheid van de belgen zijn vlaams en klappen geen fr*ns domme kutamerikaan


thesoundabout

Civilized people. Not American sub subhumans.


Zoesan

*Germans mostly


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hyphenjack

Mustard, or a vinegar based barbecue sauce. Mayonnaise is garbage


healzsham

It has its place in/on certain things when used appropriately sparingly, but otherwise yes.


Notmydirtyalt

But good mayo would have vinegar in it anyway.


HorukaSan

Mustard too lmao


hyphenjack

And also a putrid egg emulsion


DeTrotseTuinkabouter

Mayo is acidic mate.


Herr_Meerkatze

And fresh


Yabboi_2

>fresh What exactly is fresh in this context?


ThearchOfStories

>nah just layer more fat onto them Instead, why not just layer sugar and more sugar onto it? Why have double fat when you can have the fat and sugar combo?


Definitely_notHigh

uhh seriously? you gotta get enlightened broski, join the mayo fry masterrace. fries are just a vehicle for mayonnaise


Bud90

Based


Steel_Stream

*They hated him because he spoke the truth* I just have two things to add: 1. Mayo and ketchup mixed 1:1 is the best of both worlds 2. Nando's Perinaise is diviiiiiine Also, I've never tried fries while ~~Definitely Not~~ high, maybe I should change that.


Fatkuh

In germany theres even a variant "Pommes Rot-Weiss" (Fries red and white) with equal amouts ketchup and mayo


n00lp00dle

the mayo in germany tastes a lot different than the stuff we have. that curry ketchup that every burger shop had was good too.


BloteAapOpVoeten

Dutch & I wouldn't have it any other watered down colonial way.


Sure-Tomorrow-487

>Dutch Well there's your problem.


PooPooDooDoo

> watered down colonial way > lives below sea level


ThomasRaith

Meme-tier "country".


RhodesTopGuy

Who wouldn’t? That shits good


ginja_ninja

The kind who eats pussy with a brillo pad on it


allhailharambe69

Fries tomato sauce and a side bowl with mayo and ghost peppers are awesome. Arrest me.


senor_fartout

lol ur gonna freak when you find out what fry sauce is made out of


Catsniper

I almost never see people use fry sauce anyway tbh, but mayo is pretty good on them


Raplena14

Hey man it's fucking good


Fortkes

You should try it.


[deleted]

Ik hou van mayonaise op mijn frietjes.


Alexandre_Man

what kind of psycho would eat mayonnaise


UnoriginalUse

Zeg makker


mrlesa95

Try it you uncultured swine


Przemm0

The point is they can't. There is no actual mayo in States.


vagueblur901

Msg needs to be added as well so you are correct.


MrDoms

You are here by banned from entering Belgium


EarlMarshal

Me because my body is bad in digesting fructose and tomatoes really sucks ass. Mayo masterrace.


Ein_Bear

Half mayo, half ketchup, with a big scoop of curry powder is the only acceptable thing to put on fries


VirtualPantsu

Tbh it's not as bad as it sounds. I used to know a person who ate fires and dip them in ice cream.


l_l-l__l-l__l-l_l

mayo is a pretty standard base for a lot of sauces. it's not that weird.


[deleted]

Who eats fries with sauce? Imagine being a slave to sauces because your fries are low quality and your palate is too uncouth to distinguish subtle flavor profiles in something as simple as a french fry.


Aretheus

Burgerbros actually eat boring shit like fries and act like Marco Pierre White tasting the balance between 17 different herbs and spices in an elaborate stew broth.


[deleted]

If you can't tell the difference between starchy compositions from fry to fry then you need to stop smoking so many cigarettes.


LaserSwag

This is the greatest rivalry I've ever witnessed on this site


Guilty-Cantaloupe895

It's like Orson Welles waxing poetic on Mrs. Pell's Fish Sticks and Blotto Bros. Wine.


healzsham

I can taste alcohol at .5% ABV, and even I have to actively pay attention to the taste of fries to pick up their subtleties.


[deleted]

Try going on a fast. Eat nothing and only drink water for 5 days, then eat 6-7 French fries. You should have an easier time discerning the flavor profiles between French fries.


healzsham

Either you need to go get a job at like Bon Appetite or something with that taste acuity that's in the top tenth of a percent of all humanity, or you are the most colossal sentient septic tank in existence.


[deleted]

Or maybe I don't spend my French fry time being distracted on my ass on the phone looking at goddamn Twitter and I pay attention to what the fries are telling me through their flavor profiles. Dumb fuckass.


someguywhocanfly

Can you try my shit next time I go to the bathroom? I want to understand the differences between the flavour profiles but I'm too much of a tastelet


[deleted]

Turn off the TalmudVision


healzsham

I know this is a complete schizo sub, but jesus fuck what is wrong with your brain.


[deleted]

Nice strawman! People who stomp all over the subtleties in life should just be lined up against a wall. The only people who have ever made a difference in this world are people who paid close attention. I bet you're not one of those people. I bet you're not one of those people at all. You can't even fathom the taste of a French fry because you're too busy ramming 25 of them at a time down your fat gullet while watching porno on a cell phone


WestAccurate8861

He's not wrong. Similar phenomenon have been seen with other flavors. Fatties can't taste the sugar in fruit because they gorge themselves on cake and can't taste anything under certain level of sugar. It's not surprising that a similar thing happens with salt and fat.


healzsham

Except the schizo is talking about *starch*.


WestAccurate8861

Starches start to break down and become sugar in the mouth. We have protein in our saliva called amylase dedicated to breaking down starch.


healzsham

The extent of that final reaction's progress while still in the oral cavity is gonna be micrograms. Amylase production averages out to roughly 5.7mg/min, and it hydrolizes starch into maltose, which still needs to be cleaved into glucose by maltase. Unless you chew your food for a weirdly long duration, the sugar levels in the mouth are not going to be realistically perceivable.


ShrimpBiggums

Thanks man this is really good advice


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asdwz458

if you want acidity go jump in a vat of sulfuric acid, vinegar is the nastiest shit ever


Fluid-Ad6539

But ketchup tastes good?


[deleted]

No. If you eat ketchup, you might as well not have taste buds. Why assault them? If you can't appreciate the subtle nuances of the lightly caramelized exterior of the French fry contrasted with the soft and delicate starchy interior, then eat something flavorless like tofu or anything prepared by a Br*tish "person." If you need to be a slave to sauce, I feel bad for you.


Halcyon_156

I don’t give a fuck. I eat food that I think tastes good and I’m not trying to be a pretentious twat over what other people are feeding themselves. I’ve worked with a lot of chefs and the vast majority think they are god’s gift to humanity. I’ll eat a steak with ketchup just to spite them and watch them writhe in mental agony over the fact that someone put a condiment on a hunk of dead cow. God I fucking hate “foodies,” they all have inflated egos and are more often than not bored twats from rich families or degenerate assholes with an inflated sense of self worth. I’m gonna go make a bomb ass fettuccine Alfredo and put ketchup on it tonight and then fuck my girlfriend raw while you argue about starch profiles in French fries on Reddit.


[deleted]

>I don't give a fuck Stopped reading there. Should've been the end of your gay ass post, but it wasn't, so I guess you do care.


Fluid-Ad6539

Why would I not want a delicious sweet and salty flavour explosion in my mouth? I’m here advocating for MORE flavour, not less like you are.


[deleted]

It’s because ketchup tastes good bro lmao it’s a fuckin French fry


[deleted]

Jesus fucking christ imagine talking about fries like this lmao you sound like a massive fog.


Yabboi_2

Bro eats industrial food and acts cultured lmao. There are no subtle flavor profiles in french fries, they are specifically made to be dopamine bombs. Wake up.


Magmasoar

You just like salt


knseeker

Based But fries should go with ketchup


GameKyuubi

ok but we're in agreement that fries should go with *something* that's the important part i enjoy myself some animal fries once in a while as onee does


No-Association528

Gotta take some mayo, and then add literally anything to it that you want your fries to taste like. Go light on mayo, heavy on mustard and ketchup, for example. Basically, dip your fries in burger sauce


Steel_Stream

This is the way.


tastybabyhands

What about simple salt and vinegar


-JustARedHerring

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gezafisch

This shit is so stupidly misinformational. Yes, a patent that applies to COVID tests was created in 2015. But it was not originally intended for COVID, it is simply a technology that was adapted.


muyputinporfavor

Bruvs don't understand what the 19 in COVID-19 means.


Rysline

Coronaviruses have been a thing forever, corona (crown) refers to any virus with protein spikes on the outside. Of course a test was made in 2015 because the category of coronavirus existed in 2015. COVID-19 stands for Corona Virus Disease of 2019, since it was a new type of Corona virus discovered on the last day of 2019 This meme is like thinking Jupiter must be fake because we had telescopes before we knew about Jupiter


WagwanKenobi

Imagine believing in Jewpiter.


Twigguh

are you saying covid was planned?? o.O


Real-Terminal

It's almost as if we've had multiple outbreaks over time or something.


-JustARedHerring

As planned as planned parenthood.


XuBoooo

What do you think you have uncovered here?


-JustARedHerring

Probably your mom or something.


XuBoooo

🤣🤣🤣🤯🤯🤯🤯😵😵😵🥵


lightningfries

Here's the patent: [https://patents.google.com/patent/US20200279585A1/en](https://patents.google.com/patent/US20200279585A1/en) That's a lot of words & I'm no patent lawyer, but I'm fairly ceratin the 2015 filing was just for a " *System And Method For Diagnosing An Individual's Health And/Or Wellness Using Enhanced Telemedicine Vital Sign Tracking* " & all the covid-specific stuff is 2020 onwards


-JustARedHerring

Thanks king.


simonmonkey

anon is disgusting for eating fries with mayo, asians with hair idc


Spacewasser

I don't eat fries with mayo, and I also don't eat Asians with hair


AccumulatingBoredom

God, pubes and armpit hair are disgusting. I don’t care if you’re a man or woman or whatever it’s always so uncomfortable to see


healzsham

Don't worry, some day you might age past 14.


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_Cope_Seethe_Dilate_

Egregiously based


richprofit

"god, I have such a porn addiction that my reality is blinded by someone having hair where it's supposed to be"


AccumulatingBoredom

This is the equivalent of saying you that you shouldn’t mind if people have 8 inch finger nails because they’re supposed to grow and you should let them. Your pubic and underarm area are a sponge for sweat and bacteria. It’s literally filth. Though, of course this is r/4chan so you probably don’t shower and have a pubes covered in shit. Fucking imbecile.


Robbob98

Do you shave your head every time you hair gets dirty? Assuming you have any of course.


AccumulatingBoredom

I don’t know about you, but my urethra doesn’t protrude from my skull. Dickhead.


_Cope_Seethe_Dilate_

LMAOOOOOOOOOO well done man


OccamChainsaw1

Did you know that there is an object used to deal with these bacteria and sweat? In English they call it "soap".


Shady2925

You want me to shave my armpits? I’m a guy though


AccumulatingBoredom

Yes. I’m a guy and I shave my armpits, and pubes.


Shady2925

I shave my pubes but not armpits. Maybe it’s a cultural thing


disparate_depravity

You're a homosexual


vig1141

That’s sounds really uncomfortable and itchy. Imo, better to just trim


Typicaldrugdealer

Idk have you seen mine?


AluJack

This is not even a hot take. People look OBJECTIVELY less attractive with pubes and armpit hair. They also probably stink more too.


Pope_Aesthetic

Very based and real take. I hear in Japan it’s actually taboo for women to shave their pubes hence them being hairy 90% of the time. But who the fuck eats mayo and fries.


mildannoyance

Tons of young Japanese women get laser hair removal these days.


Model_Maj_General

Mayo and chips is the best combo, fight me.


RepanseMilos

In the Netherlands here we have "American sauce" which is served with fries at Mcdonalds for example. It looks like [this](https://images0.persgroep.net/rcs/ciZrdVYGqPYd_R6KlfT6NHn33UI/diocontent/64017309/_crop/0/0/1580/2115/_fitwidth/534/?appId=21791a8992982cd8da851550a453bd7f&quality=0.7) Is this what Americans eat with their fries as well? We usually eat fries with mayonnaise, except for mcdonalds and bottled [American fries sauce](https://www.jumbo.com/producten/mad-sauce-amerikaanse-fritessaus-500ml-82002FLS?channable=02a13d6964003832303032464c53d8&gclid=Cj0KCQiA1NebBhDDARIsAANiDD1VBp84aa6gU-OvddrLPex5-aqW0I0gqBXYye7KbhKSSQ8tH5cbTf0aAp1SEALw_wcB)


bossrabbit

American here, no clue what that is, we eat fries with ketchup.


mrlesa95

>fries with ketchup. Yikes


Kryptonaut

oh eat my ass europang, ketchup and fries are meant for each other


ThracianScum

lol what is that mustard with black dots. We don’t eat that


RepanseMilos

but it has an american flag on the bottle


Firnin

The British put French fries on pizza and then have the gall to call it "American pizza"


RubbersoulTheMan

Very cute, sincerely. I love Finland now


Longenuity

The only relation to Americans that sauce has is the fact that it's glistening. Americans dip fries in Heinz ketchup.


Kryptonaut

Hell fuckin yeah we do


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gettingassy

I am the only person in my sphere who likes fries with mayo and it is very liberating. Five Guys has the best mayo+fry combo but McDonald's isn't bad either. Their fries aren't good but the mayo makes a strong showing


FreeNoahface

The Dutch diet is repulsive


SimianAmerican

That's not comeback sauce


LittleRadagast

This is the color of proper fry sauce: [https://i0.wp.com/lmld.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/fry-sauce-3.jpg](https://i0.wp.com/lmld.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/fry-sauce-3.jpg)


Jeffzie

In Belgium, the country where fries are actually from, we have about a billion fucking sauces that we have with fries. The first American to export them into the USA is gonna make fuckin millions. Partial to andalouse, samourai or mammouth myself. Or mayonnaise.


StuffTheWEZ

Is that in one of the Netherlands?


Jeffzie

Doin ur mom doin doin ur mom


glasser999

I'm assuming it's mayo, mustard, ketchup, pickle juice, and black pepper. AKA fry sauce. Delicious stuff, seen far and wide in America. Not usually in those little containers though.


[deleted]

I like my javs shaved, I can more accurately imagine what the hole looks like with the censoring


Halcyon_156

We need like an ad blocker for censored javs.


LemonPoppyMuffin

I agree with half of this statement.


Oshootman

I think every single person in this thread fell for the double bluffed bait. Well done shitposter, whoever you are.


anythinga

Curry ketchup > mayo


cool_hand_jerk

What's that, is it like ketchup with curry powder mxied in? Edit I just made some and it was delicious


schnellinator

Look up Hela Curry Ketchup, mmmmmmmmmm my favorite is Knoblauch (garlic)


Halcyon_156

Ketchup with sriracha is also bomb.


cool_hand_jerk

Sriracha with mayo is also the tits


BraveSquirrel

I dig Sriracha and Ranch


Halcyon_156

Sure thing, my friend used to make elk meat sliders with sriracha mayo and it was amazing.


anythinga

I'm glad I was able to convert you


IANVS

I noticed that the older I get, the more I like hairy pussies and creampieing them...must be that urge to procreate kicking in.


xXxmilkdrinkerxXxx

More like the desperation kicking in


IANVS

Middle age crisis is serious business...


Over9000Kek

The only correct answer, if you're going to have fries, is vinegar.


Longenuity

I like salt & vinegar chips, but vinegar makes fries too soggy.


[deleted]

Anybody that eats mayo can rot in a shit pit


[deleted]

Kewpie is the greatest condiment known to man, ketchuplets on suicide watch.


Longenuity

I bought a bottle of Kewpie mayo recently and found it disgusting, and I love mayo. I was so disappointed given all the hype around it. Maybe I just got a bad bottle, idk.


[deleted]

There's a US market one with a different recipe than the Japanese one, maybe you got that and not the real deal.


Bud90

Mayo is delicious wtf


vig1141

Ikr? We don’t shovel mayo and grease on our food like Americans, but a little bit of fat gives so much taste


RhodesTopGuy

Fuck you too


bortukali

I like hairy P too tbh


[deleted]

Salt is enough for fries. Ketchup legit tastes disgusting. It's ok in burger or in pasta sauce if you want to make your sauce sweeter but on fries it completely overpowers the fry. Salt just enhances the potato flavour in the fry. Maybe get fancy flavoured salt if regular isn't enough.


Donkey-D

Mix it with some ketchup and your favorite hot sauce and you're golden


Hydgro

food analogy


Yanrogue

asian chili sauce is the best for fries.


twinklecakes

Mayo is gross, and so is hair on the pussy. I'm fine with a bush but clean the goddamn lips for fuck's sake.


myedgyalt42

The only acceptable place for hair is on top of the head. Everything else is disgusting and should be removed.


NotAFemboy1191

Maybe he dislikes Mayo?


phucnguyen99

OOP is correct, since i dont give a single shit if there’s mayo with my fries or not


Radio_Downtown

ketchup? mayo? why is there not a single mention of mayochup, the objectively best french fry condiment.


Immortan_JKL

wtf


ShirleyJokin

More like lamb and tunafish


Cameltoefiasco

More disgusting is that anon like mayonnaise


Hazard8663

Anon is subhuman


tartuffewhoisturfel

Im damn sure anon is fron the netherlands