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BipolarKebab

muricans sit at home with their AC because there's nowhere to go outside


No_Anxiety_454

What do you mean I can go shopping at 18 different generic slop stores with a quick 24 minute / 3.7 mile drive to the edge of my suburb.


fireDiamond9

I've always wondered how americans even go shopping like wtf


No_Anxiety_454

It's genuinely awful. It's a 30 minute drive at 25-40 mph to get anywhere of note (aka another carbon copy shopping plaza) and once you arrive it's just the same 15-25 stores copy and pasted all over the place, regardless of which direction you drove.


Crazedkittiesmeow

Where the hell are you where that’s the case. Alabama?


Tuatha_De_

Literally anywhere


Crazedkittiesmeow

No it’s not you’re just in a boring place. America’s almost bigger than Europe. Find something


drunkandhotgirlsfan

I live in the mountains and that's what takes me to drive to the beach wtf


marshalzukov

We go places :(


AsgoreTheKingMonster

To the fridge and back


marshalzukov

😭 nNNoooOoOOO!! 1!!!


WizardPage216

it's also stupid expensive and draws a lot of electricity so it also contributes to climate change, an issue it is simultaneously mitigating the effects of and worsening.


kusanau

you also realize the majority of the us is significantly hotter than literally anywhere in europe, right? but yes, lets blame individual americans for not wanting to die of heat stroke instead of looking at the corporations that actually contribute the most to climate change.


emotionalpermanence

also if anyone really cared they could just spend research on sustainable shit instead of the other nonsense the corps spend money on. but nah, they pay lawyers to find the most profit incentive thing, so if they can pay off the legal fees and balance PR and whatnot everything will be fine for them. it's fucked up.


GoldNiko

Woah! Individual Americans make up their country and corporations!


kusanau

babe thats not how that works.


Yukondano2

Really showing you don't know what a corporate oligarchy is, huh


nir109

Do you use heating in your house?


Emperor-Dman

I have more square miles of national park my state than you have square miles of land area in your country


BipolarKebab

HOLOLIVE CONSUMER, OPINION DISCARDED


FragrantGangsta

What are you talking about we have more outside than any European country excluding Russia but that fatass takes up two continents


_cat-connoisseur_

seeing the potential for the 🔒 award


Palidin034

The 🔒 award? Does 691 even have real mods? I genuinely thought it was just roomba


Diofernic

WELL I'M PROUD TO BE EUROPEAN, WHERE AT LEAST I HAVE INSULATION AND I WON'T FORGET THE TEXANS WHO DIED, IN THE SNOWSTORM OF '21 AND I'LL GLADLY SIT DOWN IN MY ROOM AND ENJOY THAT SWEET WARM AIR THAT HOT HOT SEETHE AND 'MERICA COPE GOD BLESS MY VIESSMANN /s


Aegis_13

Tbf I think just about every U.S. American outside of there ragged on Texas for that too since that state just built their grid shitty and refuses to fix it or connect it to the rest of the States because of the infinitesimally small chance of them becoming independent again lmao


Tbonezz11

That and ted cruz cancun


Aegis_13

Who could forget him lmao. That demon'll haunt my dream till the day I die


TheHumanPickleRick

American here, this is true. We mock Texas frequently because it's basically "we wanna be independent from the rest of you states but don't have the infrastructure or knowledge to do so."


Henchbutt

As long as you're mockin the state, Rafael Edward Cruz and only the shitty people, we're good. Please don't mock Texans universally


TheHumanPickleRick

Wait wait wait I thought Raf was the senator of Cancun, not Texas. Also my little sister lives in San Antonio so it's not every Texan, just the ones that roleplay the Wild Wild West.


Henchbutt

Better known as Ted cruz


TheHumanPickleRick

Yeah, I know who Cancun Cruz is. A hypocritical scumbag is what he is.


Henchbutt

Oh yeah, he can go to hell, Greg Abbot too


TheHumanPickleRick

Wasn't it Abbott's decision to disconnect you guys from the national power grid? Yeah fuck him.


Henchbutt

Even if that wasn't him, he did actual, literal human trafficking of migrants to AOC's doorstep and didn't even try to hide it


Baileyjrob

As a Texan, seriously fuck our state government. Greg Abbot, Ted Cruz, fucking everyone. Best you can hope for is maybe a decent mayor if you live in a bigger city.


Palidin034

Shoulda made a version of it to the tune of God Save the King


Diofernic

oh, i didn't realize this is based on a song, so the thought of making it rhyme didn't even cross my mind


Palidin034

Yeah, this is supposed to be sung to the tune of “God bless the USA” But yeah, your insulation comment is absolutely correct. Even here in Canada our walls are made of paper, held together by duct tape and prayers.


Babyback-the-Butcher

You’re supposed to RHYME


Starrfinger6669

my penis is british dude.


holnrew

What does this even mean I need to know


Jimbles_the_ascended

"people died because they didnt have technology they literally never had a need for before? i believe the appropriate reaction is to mock their deaths" stay classy america


maisiemousie

tbf, as an european, europeans make fun of america's issue with school shootings all the time (not that they should ofc, it's so gross)


[deleted]

“Make fun of our dental care? I will proceed to mock the dead children of school shootings.” Goes both ways ;)


FlashyFlight1035

"make fun of our obesity rates? i will proceed to mock violent stabbings and acid attacks" i dont think argueing is good for our mental health and we should all be friends


Jimbles_the_ascended

should go neither ways. but those arent even comparable anyway, british teeth being bad is completely made up (dental care on average is better in britain) and school shootings are an issue with the country while the heat wave in europe was a global issue (you know, global warming, that thing thats happening)


FragrantGangsta

I can't even imagine the self importance that goes into calling European problems "global issues"


Jimbles_the_ascended

Global warming affects more than just Europe


FragrantGangsta

The term nowadays is "climate change" and what the fuck do you think caused Texas, a notoriously hot as fuck state, to experience a sudden and unprecedented snowstorm?


Jimbles_the_ascended

> The term nowadays is "climate change" Ah same thing different name you know what I mean > what the fuck do you think caused Texas, a notoriously hot as fuck state, to experience a sudden and unprecedented snowstorm? ... Yes... That's why it's a global issue... And not just a European issue... Thanks for arguing for me?


FragrantGangsta

Yeah I thought this was the same comment chain as the guy mocking the snowstorms, my b.


SauceFinder-

Dandori issue


ratliker62

found the europoor


Jimbles_the_ascended

not even true, nice try though


Fine-Afternoon-36

It's the internet. There is no classy


DomSchraa

Atleast we can go to the hospital to get treated for heatstroke, unlike that idiot


marshalzukov

We.... we *have hospitals*, my guy. They're just stupid expensive. Damn, euros can't even joke correctly.


DomSchraa

Thats what i was implying *bruh*


seanslaysean

Eurocope


DomSchraa

Ameriseethe


seanslaysean

Anglorage


DomSchraa

Im austrian Skillissue


LazyandRich

Laughs in Mediterranean Europe with AC in my house


emojersey

this isn't even funny. just needlessly edgy and cruel


Emperor-Dman

Just like the 2021 Texas power grid failure where Europeans mocked Texans for dying as a result of their state government


emojersey

some europeans mocked texans who died in brutal weather conditions due to lack of weather related infrastructure so now we should mock europeans who died in brutal weather conditions due to lack of weather related infrastructure. very sound logic. do you think all the europeans who died from the heat were ones who personally mocked the deaths of those texans? get a grip. saying this as a texan who was heavily affected by the snowstorm


Emperor-Dman

Did you read my comment? I didn't advocate this behavior, I simply commented that it's a parallel action. You need to get a grip and actually read what's written instead of inserting a narrative into an objective statement.


emojersey

i misread your comment my fault gang


Nickolas_Bowen

As a Texan, I refuse to take shit from Brit’s about our freeze a few years back when they had like a dozen people die from our regular Tuesday weather, even if we didn’t have ACs


AegisT_

Americans with no insulation vs brits with no AC


anonymouseintheh0use

Fuck the British


Shuzen_Fujimori

Try me 😏


196_Roomba

For making this post, this user was banned for 1 days


Redwhiteandblew69

disgusting


G3n3ricOne

Roomba is canonically british now


marshalzukov

Unfortunate.


Slaymisi

Good job mate


Bobs_Burgers_enjoyer

Who would win unhinged European or unhinged American In my opinion you both are my enemy ( I am British, we are best simple as)


AsgoreTheKingMonster

I want to say something but I like having karma


Aerialkiller720

Do it for the vine


AsgoreTheKingMonster

9/11