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CobaltPyramid

Rekt is a fucking asshole. Only reason I don't end him and erase his whole base from existence is because Vanilla won't let me. Jen is ok. Hugh I like. He's gruff but not an unnecessary asshole. Joel and Bob feel... toooo nice for the apocalypse.


Roronoa_Zoro8615

I like/am neutral with all of them except Rekt, just a huge fucking asshole


Hllblldlx3

I think rekt is fuckin hilarious


HankyHo

The shit talk makes my day


Hllblldlx3

“Hey, we’re closed. SO FUCK OFF!!!” “Buy Rekt or Get Rekt” everytime I walk up there I just chuckle at his one liners.


420_Brit_ISH

Indeed. I love his gripes


fourtyonexx

Is jen not too nice for the apocalypse?


FletchSlade

Jen's actually the Duke and has you all running around to do her bidding.


Phoned_Leek25

If that's true then I've been played just like irl.


FletchSlade

Aww! There's tons of women actually slaying zombies in 7 Days though - really good fighters and not just looking for their next 'protection payment'.


Phoned_Leek25

They can play me any day <3


Equivalent-Ad-3562

Joel is a molti millioner, and Bob…Well he’s just Happy he Got a job id kill for(a mechanic who lives in the dessert and allmost NEVER has to deel with zombies becouse They just can’t survive the heat of the dessert Sun)


KanedaSyndrome

They eat people


omghooker

Man idk, some of hughs new shit sounds worse than rekt imo


GenericInsult

Rektchad Jencel Bobbud Hughpal Joelbro


Lost-Juggernaut6521

You would be in a bad mood too if you were open 18 hours a day/7 days a week only to sell one person gunpowder.


DistractionFromLife0

And said customer brings you stacks of 6k rocks to sell 😂😂


Viccytrix

I bulk buy that glue and duct tape. Fella probably thinks I huff like he does


quentariusquincy

Bob


Mastasmoker

💯


Nekrolysis

Jen's Jennys 😍


wizkee

I feel like the intent of placing Rekt in the forest biome is to spur you to get the fuck out of there and move on to a different biome. More difficult biome. All in the name of finding a better trader.


FairyFatale

During A21: I close the gate when I leave Jen’s, Joel’s, or Bob’s. I don’t wanna see them get hurt. (Yes, I know they can’t be harmed in vanilla.) I won’t go out of my way to close Rekt’s gates, but I will make the attempt as I sprint by. But Hugh? I will always leave Hugh’s gates open, if only for the small hope that just maybe he’ll get mauled by a bear or a lumberjack or a cougar. It’s the principle of the thing. Fuck that guy.


Roronoa_Zoro8615

Swap Hugh and Rekt for me. Hugh is gruff, Rekt is a genuine asshole.


whackamolewilly

Hughjoelrektjen


HumbledB4TheMasses

Say it 3 times fast it sounds like huge erection.


SirEdington

Cement Mixer is the only Waifu I need.


TheInfinityDonger

Am I the only one that doesn't care about what trader I get? The only difference I've ever noticed is that for some reason I occasionally come out of Rekt's with less ammo.


Confident_Coast111

all those roleplayers here seem to care :D or very sensible players. haha


Kr4ndom

While i'd never speak against jen and her big "character", i like rekt, he's giving me the vibes of someone who appears unfriendly but once you get to know him he'd be a good friend. Guys i can change him!


Keymucciante

In a world of Rekts, be a Bob.


Roronoa_Zoro8615

Jen and Joel are my favorite so them


namjay1170

my Jen decided to fall through the floor on day 7 so now im forced to be a Rektchad. . .


namjay1170

if anyone gets this issue to fix it enable console (google it) then type "dm" to enable debug mode then Q default to noclip, C to go down and find your trader in the floor. Hold E on the trader and press the X that pops up from a radial debug menu then exit+return the POI and your trader is fixed.


Worrcn

Hugh is the best and there's no question. 1. badass hat/cape 2. badass scars 3. usually in snow biome which is badass 4. sounds cool and rough but is friendly 5. nice inventory 6. dude has a fuckin bear on his head 7. you can double tap 'E' to fast open and close his gate as you run through 8. Log walls > chain link fences 9. it's super fast to sprint in, grab a quest and sprint out. no stairs or ladders 10. dude has a fuckin BEAR'S CORPSE on his damn HEAD


FletchSlade

The double tap E gate at Hugh's is the best!


jjdonkey

Bob and Jen are where it’s at. I don’t think I’ve ever bought a single thing from Rekt.


Claus1990

Jen all the way


benjamarchi

I'm a simp for rekt


Need_a_BE_MG42_ps4

Joel bro for life


TheYellowScarf

Jen because she's in the perfect spot between two other traders so I can always return to base in a relatively short time between quests.


FatBaldingLoser420

Jen, all the way! She's cool while Rekt is fucking annoying


Headhaunter79

At Jen’s it always feels like being welcome. Not something that can be said about rekt.


fourtyonexx

Jencel. Actually useful early and late game (i drink my beer, cannot be arsed to make it into medkits)


IronEndo

I like Jen only because she sounds like Maya from BL2. Rekt i deal with because I don’t have a choice, annnd I honestly haven’t played enough to meet the others lol


WhosH3nry

Jencel all the way


Zixxik

Buy rekt or get rekt


pablo603

Fuck Rekt. The only thing that gets rekt is his entire base on my darkness falls playthroughs.


damarshal01

I've climbed on his roof to chop a hole so he gets rained on.


MissMelTx

I am a Joel girl tbh


lajF282

I want to rip rekts throat out every time I see him


FletchSlade

Rekt is just a human trash panda, Jen's a player, Hugh's ok although he's been though it and has that thousand yard stare thing going on. I don't trust Joel for a second - dude has stuff that could save the humans in two counties and he's sending you out on quests to kill you. Totally sus. Probably working for Jen to get rid of us once we are competent enough to maybe take over the White River organization. Bob's got your back though. Mobility is life and Bob's your bud.


OwlLadyFace

Jencel


IxoMylRn

I'm a Hughman. Rekt can get wrecked. Jen is my Dealermama Pretty sure Bob stole my carburetor, but I can't prove it. Joel is... Joel.


PolandsStrongestJoke

It goes as follows Hugh, Bob, Joel, Jen, Rekt Hugh is the "Here's the job, get it done soldier" type of guy While Bob probably is non-stop boozed up on beer and moonshine


FairyFatale

Does Hugh still got the “mah guns/don’t tread on me/I’d be a sovereign citizen except for the tithe I pay the Duke” vibe, or has he been changed to something a little less south-Oregon?


ben1481

Still starin' at dem toddies tho


TonyStewartsWildRide

Rekt is best, I don’t need somebody holding my hand and giving me feel goods just because it’s the apocalypse.


Roronoa_Zoro8615

And I don't need someone constantly being an asshole to me for no reason.


TonyStewartsWildRide

Uh, I’m pretty sure zombie apocalypse is *a reason* someone might act like an asshole. 🤷


Roronoa_Zoro8615

And it's a reason for me to never interact with him.


HobbitGuy1420

None of these words are in the Bible


missbanjo

🤣😂


karoshikun

Jen, she's pretty cool when she sends you to die in an avalanche of monsters


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

I don't have a favorite. Whoever I go to the most depends entirely on who I spawn closest to.


deathclawDC

bobigma


AnthonyfromPhoenix

Trader Rick for life!


KanedaSyndrome

What do these things mean? I'm a 9 Volt battery


wizkee

Imagine Jen’s avatar with Rekt’s personality? We’d all be sniveling idiots groveling at her every request and demand, and be at her complete mercy. But pair that personality with a grumpy farmer and we’re like… Man!!!! Fuck that guy!!!


KhaosElement

Rekt is the best.


armidil0

I like Rekt. He's an asshole.


NorthernOblivion

How is this even a question?


Derpilicious000

Rekt seems a bit less grumpy in 1.0 IMHO. Just the way he talks now seems a bit calmer if nothing else. And not giving his sassy laughs at the end either. Although most people hate him, I can tolerate his fat ass a bit more now.


Angeret

Rekt all the way. Without his shining wit and belligerent banter I'd likely become complacent and, shortly after, Z snacks.


Inspector_Robert

Rekt all the way. Jen is nice, but she's too nice. It feels like she's hitting on me. I'm more than a piece of meat Jen! I just want to buy supplies in piece. "Aw, I was hoping we'd hang out." And do what Jen? Hmm? You have your invincible base and you won't even let me in during the horde night. You don't care. I'm just a piece of eye candy to you Jen. Rekt is a massive asshole and a huge piece of shit. He despises you with every fibre of his being. But you know what? He grows on you. At this point, I find him rather endearing. He's like a lovable curmudgeon, except he tells you to kill yourself. Plus I can do business with him without feeling objectified.


Pinewoodgreen

Hughpal as someone else said. Jen is fine. Rekt is annoying, like not funny annoying..just straight up "I would remove him from the game" annoying. literally zero value. (other than the fact he is a trader). And ofc they went and made him even less like-able in the 1.0 And I like dark humour. his is just poorly delivered/written.


Zealousideal_Law5216

Rekt is great if you have skin thicker than tissue. Reminds me of the old boys I used to work with. They just sound grumpy, toughen up ya bloody sooks. "Boo hoo, the zombies are scary, and Rekt was mean to me! Hold me while I cry Jen." You cowards won't make it our here. This ain't your church picnic zombie apocalypse this is the real deal.


NotRainManSorry

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xSergis

Jencel however, the game just wouldn't be the same without Rekt.


Ditch_Bastitch

Rekt has character. Jen has boobs. I'm not a big-boob fan.


Roronoa_Zoro8615

Rekt has being an asshole for no reason, that's not character it's being a dick.