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huggothebear

He looks like a meat tortoise


hiker_trailmagicva

Serious flair material


Rindsay515

🤣🤣🤣100%. If only I weren’t a millennial-boomer and knew how to do that


Thedandanman

I have a tortoise so this made me lol even more


Rindsay515

🥹🥹!!! So jealous! Do you by chance follow TipToe the tortoise on YouTube?? I love him☺️


Thedandanman

Yes I do, he’s a cutie


rachelanneb50

Please dont do this to me


Fabulous-Educator447

Holy shit I just woke my husband laughing.


siisii93

😂


sauteedCABG

I screamed


VengefulWalnut

Yep. Meat tortoise is now my go to insult. Thank you.


perhensam

My son walked in while Patrick was onscreen, saw him and said, “That guy looks like a big toe”.


maple_dreams

Right before my fiancé went to bed so I can watch my trash in peace he was like “oh look it’s the toe head”.


COVID19Blues

Yeah, my girlfriend calls him ‘The Thumb’ because his head and neck look like one continuous digit.


Rindsay515

That idiot got in massive trouble twice and destroyed his career because of steroids and it’s so obvious he’s back on them again. Also, you’re exactly right, this season he reminds me so much of those creepy henchmen from Spy Kids https://preview.redd.it/cdpb0la20u9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b2dd9bf4250f0a6a65107ef94a72f66d0666578


mangopeachapplesauce

Yes he resembles a Thumb Thumb*! I've always thought that lol JJ Watt too 😭


fruitynails

I get so annoyed when he pops up on the screen , I can’t stand looking at his toe ass head lmao


Consistent_Panda_297

lolzzzz or thumb


callipygianvenus

Looks like a literal dick wearing sunglasses, lol.


LikeAMarionette

https://preview.redd.it/tn6zu1p49t9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7354328b20fdc679d40aee24d584986489184278 Especially if you turn the photo upside down lmao


StrKiwi

I will never unsee this now


Any-Adagio492

Neither will I. 🤢


flat_four_whore22

Yike.


Left-Ad-4617

Ewwwww


Frau_Drache

🤣😂


boo2utoo

Ohhhhh that’s nasty! Nasty, nasty. Poor Patrick. Looks like his dad.


FallAlternative8615

Not to speak ill of the dead, but did you catch a look at Patrick's Mom? Yike


boo2utoo

I did. I saw the photo. He’s definitely 1/2 dad and 1/2 mom. Neither one could deny him.


UnGeneral1

Yes!


clev1

😂😂😂


SuccessfulLunch400

He is a literal dick and his wife is too!!! Dicks!!!!


ugoatgirl

Dickhead, actually. Thais, on the other hand, is gorgeous, but what an itchbay!


yohannesyoda

r/mildlypenis


CapSequoia23

Are those womens sunglasses? Yikes


ImaFKNshrubOK

To find Ed’s?


noHelpmuch1

😂🤣😂👏


Inthe_reddithole

He’s kinda strange looking imo. I was surprised Thais was so into him


AndiPandi74

Looks wise I wonder too but he seems like a nice guy.


boo2utoo

Odd, no backbone, but yea, nice. He needs his brother John. John loves him and tries to protect him.


poshdog4444

💰


COVID19Blues

Maybe she’s into dudes with tiny heads. There are weirder fetishes out there.


Angelndisgse

She was more into his money. Just like Yara.


SuccessfulLunch400

American 💵 money is ALWAYS attractive!!!!


payasoingenioso

Harvesting the American dollar. 😒


SuccessfulLunch400

It also helps when you find a fella who thinks you're the most gorgeous woman in the world!!!! How can she go wrong!!!


Chicagosox133

That’s a turtle https://preview.redd.it/vdnhquwxys9d1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=443092e110179f9f5d8d2f5f0791a2a565cfbd96


TEG_SAR

Lou Ferrigno as the Hulk vibes


badbatch

Lou doesn't deserve that kind of disrespect.


TEG_SAR

You are not wrong at all. My brain just immediately went “what in the knockoff lou ferrigno is this?!”


badbatch

Eew Ferrig-NO


Spiritual-Box8126

His Dad wanted it.


BarberSlight9331

But if you’ve ever seen his mom, you’ll know exactly whose son he is, lol. Yeap, there’s an old female version of him s l o w l y walking around too.


Ok-Corgi-4230

I thought she had passed away?


BarberSlight9331

She may have, but they’ve shown photo’s of them together in the past. The two were like Doppelgängers!


chrissymae_i

His mom passed away. That's why Patrick allows his dad take advantage of him now, as he's explained.


BarberSlight9331

That’s sad, but it makes more sense now.


boo2utoo

I saw a photo of his mom and yes, he favors her too. He’s a hefty mix of them both!


Minamu68

Oh the picture was almost comical, they looked so much alike. It looked like someone photoshopped a ponytail and bangs onto him!


BarberSlight9331

It really did, the poor woman…


fvckuufvckingfvck

https://preview.redd.it/yiu1qibwyt9d1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b116d81b30634c57b0e78993552cc626acb27104 I’m sorry


shanny_banany

Here, take my upvote


badbatch

Don't be sorry. Be proud.


BooksandChickens

He looks like one of those photos where they swapped the dads face with the baby’s face


mysterycoffee107

His Dad needed it for some project in the apartment 


No_Ratio9788

🤣😆


haylsbaby11

If uncircumcised was a person


Prestigious_Initial1

Patrick would benefit from a full beard it would hide his boss baby head and give him the illusion of a strong jawline. He should do it.


SuccessfulLunch400

Boss baby head!! I have an extra chin I can ship him!!!!!


Full-Rutabaga-4751

His head is very small


Subject-Olive7568

https://preview.redd.it/mcxc0gr63t9d1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=198b74d02588ef593fcfdd94a8ad1becd9bce236


Dry_Window2461

This is amazing 👏👏


Subject-Olive7568

He made his money from being in the 90s Mario movie lol 😆😅😆


horrorwh0r3

Lmffaoaoaooao!!!!!!


Karmic-Vision

Above and Below... shrinkage is occurring. 🤡


RachelWV24

He willingly posted this ? Not a good angle Yike


poshdog4444

Damage from steroids


jojotoughasnails

https://t-nation.com/t/is-that-guy-on-steroids-how-to-know/280344


DarthArmbar

Needs a Garbage Pail Kids name


MarcoPolonia

It's his chin that's leaving.


90-slay

He looks like he could survive a hanging.


SuccessfulLunch400

Haha, yep, rope would slide right off!!!!


Sarajonn

Reminder that these are real people. It's one thing to speculate about intentions or personalities, make jokes about too much botox...but shitting on peoples' appearances ain't cool. Imagine having a nice day and posting a beach selfie and then seeing people say the most fucked up stuff about how you look.


citizennumber3

Thank you for speaking truth! This dude has plenty of issues—lack of emotional intelligence, burying his feelings, not communicating properly... appearance is the least of it.


SuccessfulLunch400

Hahahaha tell it!!!!


SuccessfulLunch400

I was just thinking how much I LOVE these posts!!! People can let loose!!!! NO ONE on any of the TLC fiancee shows is a real person!!!!!! At least not after the first season or two!!!! People are just clout chasers!!!!


No-Replacement-2303

His poor face and neck… and they can be boring, but honestly, I think he is a really good guy. He loves Thais and I thought he knew how to speak Portuguese bc of his father— I didn’t know he learned for Thais. That was pretty cute. The guy does have heart.


JimParsnip

"you're not a man, you're a gland. You're one big neck with sausage hands" -The idles. At least I think that's how it goes.


Brooklyns59Finest

Poof it’s gone. Too much steroids and working out


Savings-Choice8673

I get heavy live-action-version of Maui from Moana vibes


No_Significance_8291

Looks like when I was a kid and would draw a face on my thumbs and have them talk to each other ….


No_Philosophy69

He looks like the happy big toe from a fungus commercial


ToastetteEgg

He’s going to look like a thumb with a tiny face soon.


momster5137

He is unfortunate looking


jonnygreenjeans

It’s slowly but surely being absorbed by his massive baby head


Fit_Title_7465

Its like a turtle


StraddleTheFence

OP, you are wrong for that!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA


Left-Ad-4617

Steroids did that


No-Significance9313

Did he gain weight? Face is very fluffy here


intheshadows8990

Those dang steroids are shriveling up more than just his "manhood"...


MaddingtonBear

Not to the Olympics.


Subject-Olive7568

https://preview.redd.it/j4tm6a703t9d1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b4e171ee4036c13261e78ac48f907c464aa2f11


purplepunc

Looks more like John 🤣


Jerseyjo1

True! Does look like John!😆


Dry_Window2461

Omgggg


tishypat

He's going to look like BIG ED soon! All that body building. Yuck.


Hope_D0706

Lmao I fuckin LOVE this sub bc we don’t take SHIT seriously in here…. Bc I SWEAR I was about to post something about this 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️


mlechowicz90

👍


BubblegumOnion

It’s cold


rockandrolldude22

He's just jacked big Ead.


thedobermanmom

🌭


Lost-Zookeepergame61

His chin or lack of is the problem


pimpfriedrice

So much neck, so little face


stugotsCDXX

It’s like when you were a kid at the amusement park and your parents would take pictures of you sticking your face in a muscle man cutout


After-Technician-511

Gross


Aggressive_Tart6984

The same place his hair went


LaNina94

Don’t understand the appeal of Patrick or John. They’re both annoying. Patrick has definitely used steroids though. Just saying.


Karmic-Vision

Well, yes, he got kicked out of competing because of it. For real.


adervasten

He needs to start stretching, yoga, barre, and pilates immediately.


Poodlepink22

A literal thumb 


NearbyBreakfast

Is the neck in the room with us now?


Objective-Pea3894

Dudes got big traps and he’s laying in an awkward chair, Id swap bodies with him anyday


BarberSlight9331

I’m sorry, thats really sad, 💦


Objective-Pea3894

Much rather be Patrick than live in your dog shit infested dilapidated farm house. Can’t believe you people even have cable. Figured your pastor woulda disconnected it from your backwoods town years ago


BarberSlight9331

Your ignorance must help you believe that you can mask the idiocy that comes from your pathetic “pea brain”. Lol, what a sad sack loser. 😂😉😘


Objective-Pea3894

I really let you have it…is that the best you can come up with?


BarberSlight9331

You’re actually stupid enough to think that you did. How cute…(you self-proclaimed “wanna be Patrick twin”).


Shansworld25

It’s probably going wherever Ed’s went


Reasonable_Ferret986

https://preview.redd.it/s39qha2owt9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0686e45e2e6d7cd5812a98a2585eaf4baaee4151


noHelpmuch1

😂🤣😂


Darkqueen1226

https://preview.redd.it/dqcf4mhxzt9d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b088f804786e5ed1c445c00007010e2e54dfe03 Never to be seen again


frickjerry

https://preview.redd.it/bhf6isl80u9d1.png?width=642&format=png&auto=webp&s=d46fa0676370f908c61dfc6d51a2e1a459a21811 Like a smaller guy wearing a big guy suit lol


NoFreeAdds

Big ed 2.0


Sponsy_Lv3

Ask Ed.


Onebigtailight

Is he the reason why this skibbidi toilet meme came from?


Any_Ad_3885

He’s transitioning into big Ed?


VeeSeeArr90

Ed has it


ElderberryNo1601

Pred Jr.


Minamu68

I’ve never liked the look of his smushed face. It really annoys me for some reason.


Any-Adagio492

I thought I was the only one who thought his face looked smushed.


RighteousJunglist

Maybe big ed stole it? Anyone have a recent photo of Ed to confirm


leyarsan

😂😂😂


Madisoniann

Ummmm, big Ed vibes


zmunky

Chances he's been donating to Ed?


Nikkitylerr

Big ed


Wondering_1Mind

He donated parts of his neck to Big Ed.


Money-Information-99

Trap city


NNLynchy

Big Ed


AmberG1414

Wtf pat ur slacking smh


Exotic_eminence

Ed memes are banned so we can just use this neck pic in ed’s neck’s place now


YamMysterious7119

It went to his forehead .


Jaystorm91

He would play a live action ninja turtle really well


Asleep_Ball_7127

He going Ed


Dutch1inAZ

His head looks undersized. Is that a steroid side effect?


cphill05

To find Big Ed


SuccessfulLunch400

He has such a little head....tortoise is what he's shaped like exactly!!!!


Purple_Aioli

Into his shell 🐢


Consistent_Panda_297

i’m also wondering the same thing about his hair! He needs a new look asap . He always has a weird look in his eyes. homeboy needs a makeover asap


TheInvisibleCircus

Where Ed’s can’t.


Aggressive_Tart6984

The same place his hair is


ImWeird-NotSorry

To Ed


Icy-Collar40

https://preview.redd.it/g4a8iwpokv9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0fd20e3cc3c0fb8a619153eb4b266959b79e1b4


asspatsandsuperchats

does he think this fools people into thinking it’s muscle?


asspatsandsuperchats

he’s circumcised I guess


LiveforBooks1974

Xx XXX. X and CC and as e@44742$77,74¢`74#3


MapPlenty5137

Ed took it!


GERBS2267

This should be tagged NSFW because at first glance this did NOT look okay for being in public at all


melly3420

Can we not make fun of a guys physical appearance,over which he has no control?


Verity41

He’s soooo on steroids, c’mon.


boo2utoo

Bodybuilding


zebra_noises

I’m sorry, what neck do you speak of?


xo_peque

😂😂😂


Artistic_Pay_9285

Y’all leave Patrick alone, he’s a nice guy😭 if it was Ed tho…


citykitty58

To visit big ed?


strawberry-avalanche

First thing that came to mind was 'Easy white chocolate, wouldn't want you to melt'


AnyTry286

He looks like a pp


LFT45

I can’t help but think that someone took the face of a 5 year old and placed on the body of an oversized man every time I see this guy. Now hearing about his daddy issues maybe that’s where I get the 5 year old. His father is a jerk and the sooner he wakes up to it the better!


ElderMillennial666

You people are so mean


SuccessfulLunch400

I wonder if he KNEW what people thought of his looks before he went on the show??? He certainly knows now. Him and his long haired big foot wife!!! Her feet look like skies 🎿


megmegpie

He’s hot people are just jelly they are a beautiful power couple!


QuadraMum

Fuck off! Rude. It’s nice to be nice. Jeez.