*laughs bitterly*
I’ve been a Dolphins fan since 1971.
I’m almost completely immune to pain. I scare my doctors with my indifference to it now.
*slugs down his rum with a trembling hand*
I do feel like there’s a special type of suffering for people near my age bracket. Way too young for the super bowls. But also too young for even the Dan Marino era. I was 6 years old when he was done and idk about you but I wouldn’t count my booger eating years as valuable football years.
Literally my only relationship with the dolphins for 25 years of my life is getting my hopes up only for them to fall short. Zero success in between.
To be fair, I've won a lot of Superbowls in Tecmo Bowl as the Dolphins with Dan Marino. I've had more perfect seasons! Although, that was before I learned how busted LT is and just play as the Giants now.
Patriots weren't even in Tecmo Bowl.
Dude I’m only 34, you can’t be saying stuff like that while younger than me unless you’re into stuff like BASE jumping regularly or the worlds worst driver.
I’ve resigned myself that I will die before the Dolphins win a playoff game. I’m 30.
*laughs bitterly* I’ve been a Dolphins fan since 1971. I’m almost completely immune to pain. I scare my doctors with my indifference to it now. *slugs down his rum with a trembling hand*
I do feel like there’s a special type of suffering for people near my age bracket. Way too young for the super bowls. But also too young for even the Dan Marino era. I was 6 years old when he was done and idk about you but I wouldn’t count my booger eating years as valuable football years. Literally my only relationship with the dolphins for 25 years of my life is getting my hopes up only for them to fall short. Zero success in between.
I feel you, man. I do. Zero sarcasm. 
To be fair, I've won a lot of Superbowls in Tecmo Bowl as the Dolphins with Dan Marino. I've had more perfect seasons! Although, that was before I learned how busted LT is and just play as the Giants now. Patriots weren't even in Tecmo Bowl.
Hey, no. That’s OUR thing
Dude I’m only 34, you can’t be saying stuff like that while younger than me unless you’re into stuff like BASE jumping regularly or the worlds worst driver.
I said what I said
Could be worse. You could be a Bills or Jets fan.
Jets, yes. Bills have had a lot of playoff success lately. We can’t even win a single playoff game.
Jets have had way more success in playoffs than phins
I just meant recently. We’ve both been shit for a while.
Fair point
True but we both sit on the same couch while the SB is played out.
Way ahead of you
So what you’re saying is that the numbers are trending upwards?
Gotta get them somehow
Outjerked by Barstool, how the hell?
Dude always looks like he’s high as fuck.
I will die before the patriots win another playoff game…I’ve only seen 30 in my life and I’d love to see more!
You poor thing, my heart goes out to you.
Low T Mike!
Fuck the dolphins but McDaniel would take your girl and laugh at you
lol