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Cultural_Parfait7866

![gif](giphy|7E8rwZu4ESVQjSUQ8i) Real picture of Rodgers doctor tho who said he can


accountaaa

Bro they added an extra stitch so he'll be stronger


Icy-Conclusion-3500

That ankle is so fucking right now


Masterchiefy10

Thought he added it himself? Like he had the surgery in a sensory deprivation chamber… And while they put him under, he reached total enlightenment and was able to complete the sx himself… So he’s got that going for him, which is nice ![gif](giphy|V5iE42pj3B6kE)


accountaaa

Are you highly regarded in your local community? Sounds like it


shindleria

Don’t tell him harmine, harmaline and tetrahydroharmine are **CHEMICALS**


MistaCapALot

CHEMTRAILS REEEEEE


UniqueNobo

no, no, you don’t understand! he’s going to be better than before! he’s gonna be healthy all season, and lead us to the super bowl! yeah i’m delusional, why do you ask?


slopezski

Come on don’t be like that. He’s got a solid 6-8 snaps left in him.


RoutSpout

Are you talking about ACL’s? Or???


cuteintern

ACL, MCL, PCL, UCL the other Achilles... take your pick!


lonelynightm

Aaron Rodger's Achilles: https://preview.redd.it/a44f0guvqg6d1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=6eb39fc17f4e062723430293aeb6c130520d8db6


Das_Man

Is his other Achilles included in that estimate?


HeroOrHooligan

We got Tyrod the God, we good


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CoffinDan71

As a Bills fan, I concur.


schematizer

He deserves to do it exactly once. Fair is fair.


TheWagn

I honestly feel so bad for the Jets. Like you had an ounce of hope for once, only for it all to be washed away after a few snaps. Now you’re stuck paying washed up Rodgers who is most certainly not a long term solution. I actually cheer for the Jets every game they play because I want the fans to not be depressed for once lol.


DrAcula_MD

Thanks for your thots and prayers


TheWagn

If my titans whiff the playoffs (very likely) but you guys make it (somehow) you will be getting all my thots and prayers 🙏


DrAcula_MD

High key rooting for Levis


TheWagn

Can’t wait to see what the mayo man can do with a full season


Ok_Number_5449

Nah their sadness feeds me


LeeDawg24

He's 40, hasn't been healthy in three years, is playing behind multiple linemen who can never stay healthy with an o-line coach that gets his players hurt by working them too hard, but every time you tell a Jets fan this they laugh at you. Dumbest fan base in sports


CocaineStrange

It’s actually a talking point amongst Patriots fans that we’re doomed for another top 3 pick because our schedule is so much harder because of Rodgers coming back for 2 games. The dumbness isn’t limited to you guys, don’t worry.


onetimequestion66

Don’t be rational, let us make fun of your delusions cause that’s more fun


LeeDawg24

I'm more than happy to make fun of my stupid fan base right along with you


WhizzyBurp

Read this, then looked at the flair and this became funnier.


Gunt_Buttman

And by “so much” you mean “not at all”


Different-Trainer-21

I think people have forgotten, but remember when Dan Marino tore his Achilles in 1993 and was never really the same? When he was 32? And Aaron Rodgers is 40?


cuteintern

Didn't Dan get a replacement tendon? Also, he came back and threw 30 TDs and played another 5 years - hardly "washed" if we're being honest. I think Rodgers has a decent chance to be okay, as long as the Jets line gives him the chance. And if he pulls his head out of his ass to focus on football and not tripping balls during mandatory minicamp.


AIMpb

He’s coming back stronger than ever as soon as the Jets make the 2023 playoffs


39RowdyRevan56

I personally think QAnon Rogers will be lucky to throw more touchdowns than interceptions this season if he doesn't get hurt.


yeezee93

So many Jets memes on this sub, are we relevant again?


FinsUp_

![gif](giphy|wYyTHMm50f4Dm|downsized)


WhizzyBurp

I have faith it’ll be just fine….. although his other Achilles has the chance to do the craziest thing…


DrAcula_MD

You being 40 and a mega millionaire who's job his entire life has been basically to be in the best physical shape possible being 40 are very VERY different.


CarolinaMtnBiker

So with that entire life time of preparing, will he make it past 4 snaps this season?


DrAcula_MD

He fucking better


CarolinaMtnBiker

Would you rather have Rodgers like he is right now or prime Chad Pennington as your starter?


DrAcula_MD

Prime Pennington for sure


CarolinaMtnBiker

Yeah. That dude was easy to pull for wasn’t he? Even on those shitty Dolphin’s teams, he never quit on the team and he always took the blame even when it wasn’t his play that was bad that game.


DrAcula_MD

Praying we draft his son lol


Durkinste1n

Favre is destroying Rogers in New York let’s see if Rodgers has what it takes in retirement


BecomeEnthused

It’s a good thing he’s not a running back I guess? I just really want to see someone who’s not seeing ghosts at qb. If he’s confined to the pocket the rest of his career that’s fine. I’m excited because he knows what he’s doing pre and post snap. We don’t need him to be Josh Allen.


TheSquad3603

Duh where do you think he is right now. He’s transferring his consciousness into a 20 year old’s body while he’s missing minicamp to make sure he can tear his Achilles for years to come.