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ExpressLaneCharlie

Why do the [Jordon Hudson](https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/bill-belichick-72-is-dating-24-year-old-former-cheerleader/ar-BB1ofLSB?ocid=BingNewsSerp)'s of the world just so happen to fall in love with old rich men rather than old poor men? You know, now that I think about it, most old poor men aren't well known. I'm sure there's millions of 'em that get 24 yr old former models and cheerleaders... right? Right??


GaJayhawker0513

They knew what they were doing with that last picture of her


Feisty_Smell40

Tbf, her legs are spread wider than the other girls. Bill seems like the kind of guy that notices, appreciates, and capitalizes on this information. I hate what the guy has done, but I have too much respect for him to ignore his talents.


FaultyToenail

You can voice your opinion after you flair up dip stick


Icy-Conclusion-3500

One day I’ll land one


AIMpb

Double burn. Nice. And the Bills are stupid.


Dilly_The_Kid_S373

proud to be stupid, because at least we aren't murderers!


Vamanas_umbrella

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


s0ulbrother

https://preview.redd.it/rtia6tce4q6d1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e19d4360edf71eb36a0fac3955da40b74386d2c8 It’s clearly called if I did it. He didn’t do it.


NotDukeOfDorchester

Uh,uh,uh. OJ was found to be fiscally responsible for double murder in civil court.


RedNulItt

Fucking spit out my drink, it was OJ by the way


Masterchiefy10

![gif](giphy|CHlAAXuVgz6v90XN2b|downsized)


Reeferologist-

Yea we know, Von Miller couldn’t even succeed in killing an unborn baby…


FaultyToenail

RIP me


_BadWithNumbers_

Glove don't fit


scottkollig

I knew we would catch strays immediately. Thank you for completing the cycle.


No_Palpitation7180

Bills are scoring and I don’t like it. This vexes me.


AcropolisMods

Why is r/okbuddyvicodin spreading lmao


MrWhiteTheWolf

Imagine living in Buffalo but deciding to root for a different team and it’s the jets


Brewski-54

![gif](giphy|PhKhSXofSAm3e|downsized)


BudMarley45

Was Bill?


babyshmuel

She on that lil belidick


y0ungw0lf

Bill Belichick was not alive when the Bills won their last Super Bowl. Nor were the cavemen.


thisnamehastobeused

As far as I can tell that gives us a couple thousand years


SmarterThanCornPop

The last time Belichick beat the Dolphins she was too young to drink


shindleria

She must play a mean pinball


Cardsandfish

24


The_Triagnaloid

Kraft is praying she’s training to be a masseuse!


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UsernameHasBeenLost

What a terrible day to be literate


sgm94

Jesus…


Jeo228

Did she cheerlead at Rutgers or Navy?


lunchb0x93

What I miss? He’s not with milfy mcmilferson anymore?


johnwinkton

Fun fact! No person has ever seen a bills super bowl win in person!!


Val_Fortecazzo

A jets fan posted this but I guess we are always on your mind.


johnwinkton

Well yes, your in my division and your the only other team worth a shit rn 😂


johnwinkton

Also jet never had a good qb of there own


fbdnssnnd

Yikes 😬(she was ten last time we made the playoffs)


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

I thought Bill was married.


Dmoneybohnet

Terrible


acart005

Its a brutal burn but we have to take it.  Just like you guys have buttfumble, the Bills have wide right, and the Pats have whatever the hell is going on right now.


Large_Problem8679

Its his personality y’all. He is a really energetic, spontaneous, fun-loving guy. I always thought he had a little too much of a “Hollywood” persona to be a successful coach, but here we are!


Shazer3

She is a common gold digger and he is rich as hell. Tale older than the profession of prostitution itself.


Different-Trainer-21

A probably depressingly large number of people on Reddit weren’t alive when the Jets last won a playoff game. Or lost a playoff game.


FreeIreland2024

Serious daddy issues right here


samniboythick

Serious flair issues right here


Gunt_Buttman

Disgusting franchises both


Austaras

I mean our fans never brought nooses to a game and "lynched" effigies of black players on your team, but ok.


Gunt_Buttman

Are you under the impression that fans are part of a franchise? Thats adorable. Do they call you up for offensive philosophy decisions, slugger?


Austaras

In January they might as well. Can't seem to put the ball in the end zone in weather below 50


PricklyyDick

This applies to every AFCE team other than the patriots lol


AGABAGABLAGAGLA

pretty sure she was alive during the last jets and bills playoff win, it would be a LOT more problematic if she wasn’t.


Ordinary_Instance_15

the bills literally won a playoff game last season and the jets made the afc championship back to back in 2010 and 2011


PricklyyDick

Shit I read Super Bowl. Sorry I’m drunk


Ordinary_Instance_15

aren't we all


Kopitar4president

Not as drunk as I should be!


SuperMegaOwlMan

What are you celebrating? Your first Lombardi?