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BobSagieBauls

She was 1 year old in 2001 when the patriots first won


Icy-Conclusion-3500

The phins have never won a playoff game during her life


FaultyToenail

And probably never will.


RebelSGT

I watched all of those games live that year. Not much winning going on. Just a lot of bad refs making things happen.


gatspiderman

Must’ve been a big fan watching all their games like that


busterwilliams

The bills went 3-13 that year. I would have watched the patriots too


PumpkinSeed776

Lmao look at this salt mine


BobSagieBauls

😂😂😂 ok


ThermoNuclearPizza

🎶🎶*rent freeee*🎶🎶


mrdude817

![gif](giphy|BQUITFiYVtNte)


FaultyToenail

https://preview.redd.it/xznzdn3zpz6d1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc22c290836ac4a8f495850be21a3b4acbec9e69


drainbead78

I've seen some shit takes on here, but this one is downright embarrassing, my dude.


Yung_Corneliois

Those of you who think Belichick is unattractive forgot that “ungodly wealthy” characteristic.


PatriotMissiles

And balls of fucking steel.


keyboardsmashin

You mean deflated balls


PatriotMissiles

I mean, 28-3.


keyboardsmashin

https://preview.redd.it/wwdf3zyk2e7d1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de20ebc646585f3ebf454840357cf6fec19f165


138Cards

https://i.redd.it/u7q9plma9u6d1.gif


babyshmuel

I feel bad for her... Except maybe her wallet... Ya know, the one in her purse...


PapiZucchini

yall think bill is older than her dad? 💀


rizub_n_tizug

That girl’s dad is more absent than Aaron at minicamp


stardate_pi

Hernandez?


rizub_n_tizug

Lol he’s probably not showing up either


drainbead78

He's hanging around.


Elliot517

oof.


d1223

Carter


Leut_Aldo_Raine

Her dad doesn't give AF


GVas22

Unless her dad had a kid at 48, he almost definitely is.


socobeerlove

You think she’s met her own dad?


GuCCiAzN14

https://preview.redd.it/4i7ewq624u6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31d15f307c3094dd3f5b3fa816b0366b79c64b81


ItsaPostageStampede

Grandpa issues


Helmett-13

He'll cheat. ![gif](giphy|AWj4W9BwVJdHXdckUw|downsized)


Sea_Baseball_7410

Bill says “fuck it, I can score on my own…”


Masterchiefy10

Sees sash. Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


Pickle4UrThoughts

![gif](giphy|BmX38GoChnxRe)


127_0_0_1_body

Jordan and Tom Brady’s career: Just a couple 20 somethings hanging out with geriatrics.


spittingecko

shes the same age as me dawg and she letting bill beat


Masterofmy_domain

You jealous?


spittingecko

lil bit


socobeerlove

I am. Look at her


al-mubariz

Im sure this is a meaningful and fulfilling relationship where both make each other better people and accept each other's quirks. How touching.


Gunt_Buttman

😐🤢…🫤..🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


DrBlazkowicz

She must like being harassed in bed about not knowing the concepts of Fairbanks-Bullough 3–4 defensive system


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TAU_equals_2PI

Cheerleaders make nearly minimum wage. Bill Belichick is very rich. This is just a standard young woman dating old guy for his money story.


DrunkLostChild

Yeah if rich old guys wanted fat ugly guys I'd do some nasty stuff to retire right now


acart005

I'm sure there is some chubby chasing rich old dude you can find.  Don't let dreams be dreams my cheese eating friend.


Typical_Parsnip13

I think the plan is BB wants to come back to New York with the Jets after Saleh inevitably gets fired, so he’s planting his seed now with his new super model cheerleader wife and it’s gunna really stick it to Kraft and his Asian jerkers


CasuallyCritical

He drafted brady the same year doctors drafted her birth certificate


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^CasuallyCritical: *He drafted brady* *The same year doctors drafted* *Her birth certificate* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Pologee1988

lol I guess money is attractive to anyone


internetisfun24

That pic of her was used on purpose wasn’t it?


Both-Home-6235

Game? You mean bank account?


Appropriate_Way6946

Nooo…More Belichick lies. SHE is who is gonna WIN, it’s the ONLY REASON she’s with him lol


StackingDimesCLE

He could probably wear her bras with no issue…..


AcrobaticAction2328

Only if the bra comes with a hood crudely sewn on the back


tiandrad

Was it more bill or bill’s money?


BoltorSpellweaver

![gif](giphy|Ke84zSOGg7tRZsiAP4|downsized) Now I ain’t sayin she’s a gold digger…


Letusspoon42

Sad


BeingMikeHunt

His game is being filthy rich


DungeonDelver98

That's gross.


Fattapple

I don’t care. They’re both adults. If they’re happy more power to them.


FrostyTip2058

They are both adults, the relationship is still disgusting.


Fattapple

I guess I just don’t have it in me to worry about what 2 consenting adults do in their private life. I don’t know why people would want to spend time thinking about that kind of thing.


FrostyTip2058

I mean there is a difference between worrying about it and seeing it and thinking "that's disgusting" I don't think anyone is actually spending more than a sec thinking about it


Fattapple

Just enough time to judge and feel self righteous?


FrostyTip2058

No? I don't feel self righteous when I see a pile of shit on the ground I just think ew


Fattapple

Of course, not the self-righteous part comes from comparing another human to a pile of shit.


FrostyTip2058

Maybe that was a bad comparison, I don't think any less of bill and the girl It's like in game of thrones when they showed the old red lady in the full nude. I thought ew I didn't think I was a better person for that thought It's just a natural reaction, like flinching Do you feel self righteous every time you see a human doing something disgusting?


DrBigChicken

Good for Bill lol


Novel_Durian_1805

What game? Bitch is just a gold digger!


LaGuajira

... um I don't understand how she's the bitch in this equation. Do old men really think young women are dating them for anything other than money? It's a two way street.


EmotionalChipmunk602

Good for him. Have some fun and move on


Traditional_Ad_8779

Honestly I know it doesn’t matter, but why? Just why is this a thing. Bill. They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you. And HER even more so. Damn man.


Masterofmy_domain

They don’t care. He’s smashing a beautiful young girl…. She’s getting the financial benefits and the perks of hanging with a celebrity


Traditional_Ad_8779

Wow that’s deep.


tonylouis1337

Who's they?


Traditional_Ad_8779

I didn’t expect it to be a popular opinion. I’m also not going to really defend it because it isn’t worth my time. If you all think it’s cool, congrats.


LaGuajira

Lol... I think most men want to believe they, too, will be able to date 20 something year olds when they're in their 70's. ....but those men also hate gold diggers currently. Make it make sense.


putbat

Gross