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Water4President

A father who shows up twice a year and beats the shit out of us. A true role model.


DuckDuckGoodra

We call that the Tyreek Hill


FaultyToenail

It’s what you’re use to anyway isn’t it?


Water4President

That was the point of the joke bro.


FaultyToenail

Was it though?


MikeLowrey305

Bills fans should be wishing their daddy Patrick Mahomes a happy fathers day as well! ![gif](giphy|7JRe5GL5ms8AY8d7v8)


InvertedCobraRoll

Bold of you to assume I haven’t


Scary_Fan4350

That’s fair, at least you admit it lol


MikeLowrey305

Yes, I admit that Patrick Mahomes is the bill's Daddy! Lol 🤣


My_massive_dingaling

You also lost a playoff game to the Chiefs last season.


jdallen1222

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


My_massive_dingaling

That is the point yes


jdallen1222

Actually two points. Yes KC knocked Miami out last season. Josh Allen gets knocked out by KC every season. He’s your daddy, go call him.


My_massive_dingaling

2-0 against you guys too lol


AIMpb

“My dad can beat up your dad” energy


My_massive_dingaling

And repeating Mahomes jokes isn’t?


ItsYaBoiSoup

Weird flex saying “Haha you guys get to the divisional consistently when we can’t get a playoff win”


jdallen1222

No one’s flexing it’s a meme war sub, we find ways to shit on each other even if it involves some gymnastics. ![gif](giphy|iiOa9qKRagi2Y|downsized)


Nutmeg-Jones

It’s also a weird flex saying your franchise has **PLAYOFF WINS** when you’re supposed to be out on the turf playing for rings Imagine not having a ring after existing for over 60 years. Even the freaking Jets have one😂


cuteintern

He gives great hugs. Doesn't kiss us on the lips, either.


Dirtymikeetlesboyz

Common now, everyone knows that P.Mahones is too good to be Josh's dad. I guess Josh will have to settle for Zack Wilson. Also very likely that Zack would fuck Josh's mom.


wafflesareforever

It's so Jets of you to think that "common now" is the way to spell that.


Dirtymikeetlesboyz

Easy now, typo while taking a shit dude. It's still not going to change the fact that Zack Wilson owned Josh.


wafflesareforever

Common now.


Peppeperoni

I sent him a message last night


SquareShapeofEvil

We are doing so. You do the same, please - call your grandfather. Thanks.


joneild

Some of the worst Dolphins teams I've witnessed felt like they performed better against a historically great Patriot's dynasty than one of the better Dolphins teams in the last 25 years can perform against a fucking Bills team that's as consistent as my 9 year olds cleaning habits.


Scary_Fan4350

![gif](giphy|4JVTF9zR9BicshFAb7|downsized) Me trying to figure out what the fuck you just said


joneild

Gus Frerotte > Tua


DANDARSMASH

https://preview.redd.it/1nvoptdpfx6d1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=611ac09b612e0dba363477a07947db7f91f47fce Flashback to his Josh's first Father's Day


Ill-Zookeepergame358

![gif](giphy|YvXDF3srV2heCgEpf3|downsized)


I_D0nt_pay_taxes

I thought he was wearing cat ears for a sec


RoutSpout

Josh-senpai! Kawaii


Admiral_Fuckwit

uwu 👉🥹👈


hazylife666

https://preview.redd.it/59h5e131nx6d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acb270e44c8ba6d6531dac4a12ce4beb93b4bd64 Happy Father's day papa, we got you a cake, please be careful with it


Gunt_Buttman

That would be a great cake for Tua, but it’s gonna take a hell of a big please


MrOverkill5150

Excuse you but our farther is asshat Brady who kisses his son on the mouth thank you not this wanna be bum who can’t even make a Super Bowl after beating us senseless.


Scary_Fan4350

We’ve all been traumatized by #12 but alas the bad man is gone 😮‍💨


DrManhattan_DDM

Just like our real fathers 😞


Scary_Fan4350

Damn that got real real quick lol 😂


AdmiralWackbar

To be fair he’s everyone’s father


VenusCommission

Does that make Eli Manning everyone's grandfather?


JBaecker

That mouth-breathing dummy is the GOAT of the GOAT. Merely above average until he plays Brady, then *wham!* he’s a sniper. It’s amazing.


AdmiralWackbar

He just operates at higher level, he’s analyzing from the 4th dimension https://preview.redd.it/oea3lmae6y6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8f6c66f62dc0fc7279209a4f25b3dfa5e0f911a


JBaecker

…..😂☠️


background_action92

![gif](giphy|s6536dzHbSxBydZjYT|downsized) Grandpa says hello


Meow_Meow_4_Life

https://preview.redd.it/b45c6jma0y6d1.jpeg?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a8f3796d8fb3a868ca02f23a3044f70b1fb9ddb


LukeSkywalker1848

![gif](giphy|WdOlyL35LPDFQ5UQLf|downsized) Pats fans also need to come wish their dad a happy Father’s Day


RustySnoBall

![gif](giphy|fWaZYboeAy3b6v2DbQ) Bills fans need to say happy Father’s Day to their daddy as well


Nutmeg-Jones

Zach Wilson is elite vs Buffalo😤😤😤


powerplay_22

you really must be a special kind of retarded


PuSSy_Swagger

4 straight sb losses and 0-3 against mahomes in the playoffs it doesn’t get any better for the bills.


BigmoneymanT

You named things that aren’t related to this post lol


PuSSy_Swagger

Damn I really showed no mercy huh?😂🖕🏽


Itodaso-

Leave it to the phins fans to bring up the past since it was the only time you were relevant


PuSSy_Swagger

You like buffalol you’re classified as mentally retarded.


Cornasium

I mean shit its better than not being relevant at all


Itodaso-

Second most wins in the nfl over the last 5 years. Would say the Bills are pretty relevant right now


Cornasium

Its funny as fuck how the phins are also top 5 in wins, and have had 4 straight winning seasons. All for zero playoff wins.


Itodaso-

You’re not though lol. You guys are 14th over the last 5 years


Cornasium

My mistake, I saw somewhere recently that it was KC, You, us, and Pitt for most wins. Im guessing it was talking just AFC


Nutmeg-Jones

Hey man, don’t bring up facts and logic here, they can’t understand that stuff in upstate New York


Scary_Fan4350

Sure pussy swagger 😂


dolphintailslap

Happy fathers day daddy, your son, eeeeeeeeee ee eeeee


bradinthecreek

Yes he is. We know this already and I sent him a nice card.


Jeo228

The best part about the Pats sucking is standing back with the Jets fans watching these to flex on each other despite no real playoff success to boast about. ![gif](giphy|njxkENt8FXreAt5TIT)


poodlered

If Pats and Jets fans stood back together, it would probably only take 5 minutes until a fight breaks out because someone got called a “homo.”


NotNyjahHouston

Where meme? Brady is our papi anyway Josh Allen hasn’t won shit


AIMpb

We beat Brady more than any other team. He ain’t our daddy


Scary_Fan4350

Someone’s salty


calibudzz420

I know right, everyone knows the bills Super Bowl Is the afc east title. 4 in a row baby


NotNyjahHouston

Nah just a shitty meme, u guys are the better of us two retards tho


DANDARSMASH

Somebody has Daddy issues


SaintAlm

He says as he cries because the Bills have yet to acquire a ring after being in the league a decade longer than the Dolphins.


StandardOk42

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Flrjnnscvtx6d1.gif


Nutmeg-Jones

Most original Bills fan post. What is this, like the fifth person to make this joke?


Scary_Fan4350

It’s the first post of the day in the sub you raggedy bitch


CarolinaMtnBiker

That’s like saying Tua is the Pats’ daddy. Its stupid. Super Bowl wins are all that matters. Not wins or playoff wins. Super Bowl wins.


Scary_Fan4350

My guy this is a meme sub


CarolinaMtnBiker

This one makes no sense