T O P

  • By -

CruiserWeightCoke

https://preview.redd.it/j9plkdn6vx6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dce3260b8414f0623c484dd7eb2ac93c8d98f28


-_danglebury_-

Lmao that’s the perfect shot of Tua for that meme


tomismybuddy

We may never fully recover from this.


FatPoundOfGrass

Recover? Lmao Learn to live with chronic pain, it's easier.


dolphintailslap

That's awesome hahahaha


PhotographyRaptor10

I actually love this moment. It shows the rivalry stuff is just for us fans and these dudes really just respect each other regardless of the jersey they wear. Both guys gave it their all in hellish conditions and this is the end result Edit: Rj/ global warming is forida father


NotNyjahHouston

Facts I’m downvoted to hell but Josh Allen and Tua are probably really good friends and support eachother, I like Josh Allen as a phins fan but (most) bills fans make it impossible


PhotographyRaptor10

I don’t really see how either guys are unlikeable. It’s not like patriots Tom who seemed like a dick and had zero personality until he went to Tampa


Helmett-13

I like both of them and they seem like good dudes. I’d like Josh more if he didn’t play for the goddamned Bills but he seems like a good kid. Tony Romo also soured it a bit with his relentless commentary…but that’s not Josh Allen’s fault.


Nutmeg-Jones

Those are probably the two biggest reasons I hate Josh Allen. He has been glazed to hell. Bills fans shitting on Tua doesn’t help matters


Rocketparty12

We’ll stop as soon as Tua wins anything


Nutmeg-Jones

All hail Josh Allen and his 0 Championships/Super Bowl Appearances, 0 MVPs, and 0 First Team All-Pros. What a winner


gabriel1313

Wicked fast transition too. Go from rooting for the Bills their first two years of success to just despising any kind of discourse with their glazers.


GodModeMurderHobo

Never seen a Bills fan bash Tua outside of football...


mstrgrieves

i mostly hate Tua because Dolphin fans are so fucking annoying and idiotic in defending him


NotNyjahHouston

I agree, Allen and Tua are both awesome ppl, they play hard and are good teammates, both shitty at golf too so they’re humans as well just like us!! 😂


SquareShapeofEvil

I wouldn't have minded present-day Brady during his peak. Dude's funny and likable as hell. I also liked good guy Mahomes, now he's kinda a douche.


background_action92

Exactly! I feel the same way about Tom. He's the Goat qb and it wasn't their fault that the Afc east sucked. Plus, Tom lives in Miami has totally embraced the city


dontknowwhoIamrn

I miss Darnold, him and Allen were best buds and were showing improvement together, Gase is a football terrorist


NotNyjahHouston

I second that with gase


GodModeMurderHobo

Kelly and Marino were and still are best friends Dan visited Jim alot during his cancer treatments.


NotNyjahHouston

Love to hear that 🤙


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

I always bring this up whenever Bills fans get all up in arms over Josh hanging out with Mahomes or other QBs. The fans act all betrayed by it, and I'm just like, those guys have way more in common with each other than any of us ever will have with them.


CarolinaMtnBiker

For sure, the reality is these two guys have no great love for Buffalo or Miami. It’s where they got drafted to play football and where they both are making enough money to change generations of their families’ future. Neither will likely live in either of the places once they stop getting paid. I’m sure they have no animosity between them. They both seem like decent humans in any interview I’ve seen.


fawks_harper78

I agree with much of what you are saying, but plenty of players end up at least with one home in the area. Look at both Jim Kelly and Dan Marino. Both live in their “drafted” hometowns. They do a ton of work in these areas, and are forever gods to the people around them. I mean, I don’t think Josh necessarily wants to go retire to Firebaugh, CA. But I could see Tua retiring to Ewa Beach, HI.


background_action92

True. Although it's funny with Tua because Miami metro is probably the biggest off-season destination for athletes. I just Dion's house on Vladivostok and that house and yact is gorgeous


background_action92

I get Josh not wanting to live in Buffalo but Tua did say that SoFlo was home for him. It's funny since most of buffalo live in soflo, even the owners( Jessie Pegula lives in Boca I believe)


Disc-Golf-Kid

Agreed


Nutmeg-Jones

Honestly yeah, I don’t hate Josh as a person, I just hate the fact that he wears a Bills jersey


poopfacecrapmouth

Ha gay!!


DJVV09

https://preview.redd.it/w7skvw8qay6d1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=735f9a387667a52c44af960de75a830bfaa4d42a


New-Pollution536

Haha I can’t think of a team less deserving of posting something like this 😁


BudMarley45

Had to go back a couple years to dig this up 😂That’s what we call cherry picking your reality


Champ_5

How else are Dolphins fans supposed to get by?


Tandran

[well](https://media.tenor.com/zqz9lgVOVHIAAAAM/thats-what-i-do-do.gif)


TellTallTail

Wdym, he's posting their dad, makes sense on fathers day


Admiral_Fuckwit

*cough*Josh is 10-2 vs the Dolphins & 6-1 vs Tua lifetime*cough*


InfinityQuartz

Wait, how many super bowls y'all got? Your team has amounted to nothing post season. You're not ones to talk


BudMarley45

The meme had nothing to do with SBs .It was a post of the only picture of Tua coming out victorious against Allen in his many attempts and people are simply pointing out the context of it . This game was the time when the father let the son win one and the father almost died of heat stroke …..and still almost won.Enjoy all those memories “you” have when the Dolphins won their Super Bowl 50 years ago .I personally wasn’t alive for it so in my living experience Jets and Dolphins have as many Super Bowl wins as the Bills


New-Pollution536

Brother, the dolphins are 1-11 against the bills in their last 12 and op claimed the dolphins were the father 😂. It is an objectively psychotic post that the dolphins winning a couple Super Bowls 50 years ago has no effect on


InfinityQuartz

What's that amounted to in those games? Exactly.


BudMarley45

Being better than the other 3 teams in our division,winning the AFC least .its no Super Bowl but it’s the best anyone has done in our division last few years .We can’t brag over the chiefs but we can over you


InfinityQuartz

I'd rather be in my spot, where we haven't fully reach out potential then in your spot having an insanely talented qb (yes I hate him and as much as I wanna shit on him I can't) and him still not getting a Superbowl.


BudMarley45

You really want to be in a spot where you are gonna have to pay Tua?


Riot_child96

10-2


CritterOfBitter

Woohoo! 10 regular season Super Bowl wins!


intolerable__snowman

Ironic considering how your fan base celebrated those two wins


CritterOfBitter

Awwww. Did I hurt your lil feelfeels? Soft ass babies.


Mean-L

Idk bud seems like you’re the one crying in the comments


intolerable__snowman

You’re the one crying 🤣


bluecheeto13

Please win a playoff game first.


y0ungw0lf

Why is your bitch ass here


Nutmeg-Jones

Who let this incel in the sub?


boredatwork8866

Your… flair is showing


Nutmeg-Jones

It’s a joke…..we do that in this sub…..


drainbead78

You might want to try making them funny so we can tell next time.


Nutmeg-Jones

I’m sure I’ll lose hours of sleep tonight because a random dude on the internet doesn’t find the joke funny


Das_Man

My brother, you guys haven't won a playoff game since the Bush administration. You might want to tone it down.


tomismybuddy

Which Bush administration?


CritterOfBitter

Tone down what? I’m not over here gloating about some regular season wins that add up to still no super bowls, so perhaps I’m not the one that should be toning things down.


AsapNigiri

0 rings 😂


wmlj83

Josh Allen has made the Dolphins his bitch since coming into the league.


Nutmeg-Jones

Ha that’s crazy, you’d think he’d have a Super Bowl by now after all that “dominance”


wmlj83

What is up with your flair? I don't even know how I should make fun of you. Shall we go with the dolphins shitty record against +500 teams? Or the general shit show that is the jets?


Nutmeg-Jones

It’s supposed to confuse you. Looks like it’s working!


wmlj83

I wouldn't say that. I stand by my last statement. One comment, two teams. Kind of a two birds one stone deal. Really I should be thanking you for that opportunity. Lol


Nutmeg-Jones

Two birds one stone? I could be a Pats fan for all you know😂. You’ve done no damage so far, that’s all I’ll say.


Haskell-Not-Pascal

![gif](giphy|lWLxaMDCzyuk9ILU0y|downsized)


Scary_Fan4350

All it does is show you’re softer than baby shit


buzzerkiller

What a good son, comforting his father at a time of grief


RustySnoBall

We all have daddies in this division. Bills fans gotta give Zach a phone call to wish him a happy Father’s Day We gotta wish Tua a happy Father’s Day Dolphins gotta wish Josh a happy Father’s Day And last year the patriots had to mourn the loss of their daddy. Bill Bellicheck


Accomplished-Ant1241

God damn Zach Wilson


Iownyou252

“Who the fuck is Zach”


drainbead78

The dude who fucked our moms.


drainbead78

The dude who fucked our moms.


EyeFoundWald0

Should def be a picture of Wilkins grabbing him by the dick.


drainbead78

A) Flair up, dipshit. B) I wonder if Wilkins is sad he left Miami now that both of his favorite dicks to grab are playing for Buffalo.


mackharp0818

Awe, a son consoling his father. Nice moment


SalaryCapps

https://preview.redd.it/0it24n7hty6d1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3583bdcd099f54787b0ea50517654ca75dc1d4a


Admiral_Fuckwit

Everyone is doing some weird pointing gesture except for 99, who seems genuinely concerned/disgusted


Admiral_Fuckwit

Oh, that’s it. We need to find the AI motherboard and destroy it 🤮


dkglitch82

The Bills' daddy is really the Sun...and the Pit their mother.


d1223

Shut up about the sun


dkglitch82

Like father like sun.


PuSSy_Swagger

You should show Mahomes owning the fuc outta Allen


Evening-Dream-5750

Don’t forget trash Allen has a racist past!! Unforgivable, he can start with donating his entire paycheck to a reparation fund. Let’s see if he is really sorry.


knucklepuck17

oh my god, wait, this guy is serious. You should seek a therapist, man. quit embarrassing yourself.


[deleted]

[удалено]


fatloui

Wow you even lost to the Bills in this post.


NotNyjahHouston

Damn downvotes by only bills fans? What a L. Imagine being a fat incel in the worst city in the country lol def a W right?


Abominablesnowman8

So do dolphins fans lmao


Fourwindsgone

We all do


NotNyjahHouston

Very true, but we at least go outside. Bills fans have nothing else going on but to bitch abt their team


Gunt_Buttman

![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba)


NotNyjahHouston

I mean admit it, what else is good in that god forsaken city lol you guys are the most active on Reddit. Although 10% of you guys are funny af the other 90% post shit memes riding Josh Allen’s en get salty abt everything 😂


Gunt_Buttman

Dude, get off the internet and stop projecting. You reek of desperation.


NotNyjahHouston

wtf are u even saying 😂😂


Gunt_Buttman

I know. Words are tough.


NotNyjahHouston

Yeah you typed that out like you just learned the words “desperation” and “projecting” today. Makes no sense but I’ll let you have it, cheers


Gunt_Buttman

No. None of that’s true.


Accomplished-Ant1241

You clearly don't know what those words mean.


ZabaDoobiez

you've tried to use the same joke like 5 times bro, its not funny. It's going to be close to 100 this whole week in Buffalo, y'all are so delusional about the sun lmao, Florida is not the only state the damn sun shines...


NotNyjahHouston

TLDR u live in a shitty city known for fat ppl and complainers


CarolinaMtnBiker

To be fair, no one vacations in Buffalo NY. I’ve never been to Miami, but it’s definitely a vacation spot.


WilmaTonguefit

Bro, even your field is petty. https://preview.redd.it/idcdk4mk8y6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8a9fd6c6209edc366bfb114ddcad2394fa67b99


NotNyjahHouston

I mean they do love bitching, never saw Brady complain abt the sun once and he owned our asses since ive been alive lol


drainbead78

I hate that I had to do this, but sometimes my curiosity gets the best of me... * 2001: Pats played at Miami on 10/7. 1 PM kickoff, high of 89, mostly cloudy. Pats lost. * 2002: 10/6. 1PM kick, high of 88, mostly cloudy. Pats lost. * 2003: 10/19. 1 PM kick, high of 85, partly cloudy, Pats won. * 2004: 12/20. Night game. Pats lost. * 2005: 11/13. 1 PM kick, high of 82, mostly cloudy, Pats won. * 2006: 12/10. 1 PM kick, high of 78, mostly cloudy, Pats lost. * 2007: 10/21. 1 PM kick, high of 87, mostly cloudy, Pats won. * 2008: 11/23. 1 PM kick, high of 75, partly cloudy, Pats won. * 2009: 12/6. 1 PM kick, high of 79, mostly cloudy, Pats lost. * 2010: 10/4. Night game. Pats won. * 2011: 9/12. Night game. Pats won. * 2012: 12/2. 1 PM kick, high of 81, mostly cloudy, Pats won. * 2013: 12/15. 1 PM kick, high of 85, mostly cloudy, Pats lost. * 2014: 9/7. 1 PM kick, high of 88, mostly cloudy with some rain a couple of hours before the game, Pats lost. * 2015: 1/3. Fuck it, I'll still look it up. 1 PM kick, high of 78, mostly cloudy, Pats lost. * 2016: 1/1. Ditto. 1 PM kick, high of 83, partly cloudy, Pats won. * 2017: 11/26. 1 PM kick, high of 81, fair to partly cloudy. Pats won. * 2018: 12/9. 1 PM kick, high of 83, cloudy, Pats lost. * 2019: 9/15. 1 PM kick, high of 93, mostly cloudy, Pats won. I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting going in for the answer to the unspoken "why" to be that Tom Brady literally never dealt with the Miami sun in two decades, but here we are. Only 3 games in Miami in September during his entire career, one was a night game and the other two had heavy cloud cover.


NotNyjahHouston

No way u typed this all out, I’m not gonna read it cause I don’t care that much, but I’ll take a L any day. Respect the dedication take this W and leave


CarolinaMtnBiker

They are in Buffalo. What else so they have to do up there?


NotNyjahHouston

lol exactly


Nutmeg-Jones

It’s good that Tua takes good care of his son. Josh seems upset that his Dad took the last spot in the pro bowl, but I’m sure he’ll be back again.


Mean-L

10-2


Nutmeg-Jones

PRO BOWL OVER ALLEN BABYYY


knucklepuck17

You do know he’s turned down the pro bowl almsot every year, right? It’s useless


Nutmeg-Jones

Definitely not the most entertaining game ever, but it has always been a standard/measuring stick to show who are some of the top quarterbacks in the league.


knucklepuck17

It hasn’t been standard or a measuring stick to show top QBs in over a decade lmao, if it ever even was


Nutmeg-Jones

That’s just straight up denial. You’re not getting into Canton without a Pro Bowl or All-Pro on your resume. That’s the main argument for why Julian Edelman shouldn’t make it.


knucklepuck17

All Pros and Pro Bowls are completely different though. No one gives a shit about the pro bowl and haven’t in a very, very long time since it’s literally just a for fun game/event. There’s a reason you have a bunch of players refusing to participate every year. It’s the only reason Tyler Huntley and Mac Jones “made a pro bowl”


InfinityQuartz

Oh I know Bills fans are gonna be crying in the comments lmao. Hey when y'all amount to anything then speak up


mentaldetoxx

No playoff wins in 25 years.


InfinityQuartz

No super bowl wins ever