Jokes on you, he might be 11-3 against us by next year!

If that happens, it’ll feel like Josh has never beaten the Dolphins in this sub

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But prayers for Damar? Right?

If it makes you feel better we don’t claim that bum. I want allen to continue owning tua but if I had a magic wand I could wave to keep tua healthy for the rest of his career I’d do it in the blink of an eye

We all have the pieces of shit in our fanbase. I don't hold it against the majority of you. I will continue to pray Allen isn't out daddy for another year (and be upset).

At first, yes. But then he just wasn't competitive enough, which really showed in the end last season. Also, stay away from that last word you used. That word isn't a nice word to say to any Bills fans. Pair it with another word and you're gonna have to go.

At first? You only care when it was critical? We all know you're a prick already. No need to explain it further

Reading that gave ME a concussion.

But there’s a gif of him putting his head on Tua’s shoulder… these stats can’t be real.

Thats nice. Im sure hes had a lot of success and many championships and other accomplishments to note. No? Oh.

Well, he did just score 40+ TDs for the 4th straight year, led the league in total yards and TDs, and won the AFC east for the 4th consecutive time.

How does it feel to not be man enough to FLAIR the FUCK UP

Howd it go in january

better than it did for you guys at least (i'm salty and cling to our regular season success against the dolphins as our only respectable achievement as of recent)

You guys lost to the same team we did! At home! Its fine. We have a glass jaw. We know it. We embrace it. Youre just… stupid? Can we call you a stupid team?

all nfl teams and their fanbases are stupid, just some more than others

I submit the Jets as evidence.

I wanna be mad…. But I’m already mad that people are pissed about Rodger’s tripping balls during MANDATORY practices. Let the man cook

 A-Rodg, on his way to cook.

GW or Sauce as Pinkman?

I'm sorry, but you are calling us Stupid? When you just asked how it went in January? You must be a real special dumb MFer. Did you forget how long your playoff win drought is? Go back to eating rocks Timmy.

Like…WHAT? that’s wild coming from a dolphins fan lol

Lmao right? From the way he’s talking you would’ve thought that the dolphins went all the way while we went out first round 🤣

The number one rule of trash talking… Don’t talk about something your opponent does better than you, and there has to be some truth to it. Call the Bills out for 0-4, call them out for “Wide right”^2 , call out the fans for jumping through tables or into a ditch, call out how nobody actually WANTS to live in Buffalo. Do NOT call them out for playoff woes when we have the longest playoff win drought in the four major sports 🤦‍♂️

Flair up pussy

Unfortunately he plays a team sport, and the rest of our team seems to evaporate whenever the cards are down. When your defense manages a 0 sacks and only a handful of what can be considered pressures on Mahomes, you're in for a bad time.

Oh and don’t forget those MVP’s!!

Hey, fellow dolphins fans, let them have this. It's literally all their franchise has.

That'll be why it's been posted 800 times today already

Tybb

*literally all their city has FIFY

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Thanks! Im sure all the Buffalo transplants down here will have fun too, they’re more than welcome to pull up and roll one :) (As long as they keep that overrated bleu garbage at home.)

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Luckily I installed floaties on my house. We also have unlimited fountains… of ranch

Mentally challenged people do love their ranch

Doesn’t the state of NY lead the sub in illiteracy?

Id be pissed if i understood this

Eat your fungus, nerd.

I still would rather live in his home floating on the ocean than in Buffalo.

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No, I refuse to let the Bills have anything of value. Let their ringless fanbase suffer with year after year of false hope.

Well that and racism

Did a pats fan post this?

Just somebody who remembers football in the 90's

lol, you’re in Florida and your governor is a Nazi. Maybe slow your roll, champ.

You do realize a large portion of his supporters are snowbirds from cities like Buffalo? We hate him too, don’t worry. Fuck DeSantis.

Your governor took your hard earned money and blew it on the new Bills stadium lololol

I live in MA, chud.

Did you hurt yourself jumping between bandwagons?

lol. Raised in WNY. Fan since the 80s. Sorry you can’t find something to be outraged with. But you’re a dolphins fan; I’m sure you’ll make something up.

I’m sure you believe that too. You’re gonna tell me with a straight face that you were a diehard Bills Mafia fan in Massachusetts at the same time Tom Brady was curb stomping “your team” for 20 years.

Not everyone is as spineless as Pats fans. I moved to MA in 2009. Watched many years of it. Relished not being one of them. Still do, but from the other side.

Now I KNOW you're a Pats fan. Say what you will about the rest of us, but we're not weak-ass bandwagoners. Has your Kelce jersey arrived yet?

You sound very sure about me being a Pats fan

😂

I'm in Vegas and I agree with your assessment of that schmuck.

And just because some bills fans were racists in the 90s doesn’t make the city any more prejudiced than any place else. It’s been 30 years bro

The Jets might be on the T-longest playoff drought in North America (shoutout to the Sabres), but I got to watch Josh Allen lose at home to the Chiefs in the playoffs last year, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

We also got to watch the Dolphins get closer to a quarter of a century without a single playoff win, once again joining us on the couches after the Wild Card

Seriously. Weeks 1-17… rough. But ending the season with a 3 week stretch of - finally beating the Pats to send Bill off with a record tying loss - the Dolphins freezing to death against the Chiefs - the Bills losing to Mahomes again was chicken soup for this tortured NFL soul

Hey now, we might've lost ultimately but losing to the Chiefs in the postseason is Bills tradition now, stealing the division from Miami and watching them get absolutely bounced WCW was chicken soup for THIS tortured NFL soul.

Don’t tell me you’re a twisted Jets/Sabres fan like me. Definitely root for the Rangers but Sabres and Jets were my 2 first favorite teams

No thank god the Penguins are my NHL team which has kept me sane over the years. But the Sabres are my #2 team due to a personal connection to the team, plus as a fellow miserable NY sports team fan the Duane rant is the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard in my life. I still listen to it at least once a year

The Patriots may have lost the best coach in NFL history, whose last game was breaking a historic winning streak against the goddamn Jets... But I also got to watch Josh Allen lose at home to the Chiefs in the playoffs last year, so I also got that going for me, which is also nice.

welp, here come the downvoted Lolphins fans who can't take a joke on a fkn meme war sub...

Only 6-5 verse the Patriots. More of a cruddy uncle.

Yeah, but you guys are irrelevant now, so it doesn't matter

Which makes it so so much worse lol

The Bills remind me of a plane of glass. You won't know it was there if it wasn't so fragile and the windows are always closed in Buffalo for the season.

I've heard better insults but that was alright. Good job

Some of the best things come in fours. Tires, walls and Bills Super Bowl losses.

Cmon man, if you're gonna make a joke about things coming in 4s, USE 4 EXAMPLES.

Bills losses to the Chiefs in the playoffs, Bills 13 win seasons with no SB win, Presidents after the Bills last SB appearance, Bills Superbowl losses. Better?

Much

Thanks, I was proud of it since I have nothing else to be proud about in football currently 😌

Lol, it's the little victories that count, like beating the dolphins regularly

hang on a second, let me move these lombardis so i can see what you're showing me here.

Probably because your eyesight has degraded in the 50+ years since they won em.

your wife loves my glasses, she holds them above her nipples and yells "I have mega nips!" because of the magnification

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Buddy, that shit don't work on me, i'm the dude thats been spouting off that using playoff wins as a metric for success is cockold energy unless you win a bowl. Get out of here with the cope bait.

I'd have that reasoning too if 9/11 was more recent than my teams last playoff win.

Sure ya would. Since your teams goat is also a cuckold

Awe, cute

But he only gets to lose one more time in the next 12 seasons to equal what that sexy mouth-kissing Tom Brady did to the Bills. No matter how great you look in shorts, 1 isn't a very big cushion.

All those stats, yet still no rings

Congrats on beating a few bad teams. How’d those seasons go?