"First, take a big step back and literally *FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!* I don't know what kind of AFC-Best bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Los Angeles, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again. Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, mother fucker! I will massacre you! *I WILL FUCK YOU UP!*
Find out what team that was."
Honestly it's next level, paradigm shifting stratego thinking. Yes, you will need to soak your body in straight bleach once he dies. However, you're now fabulously wealthy and the hardest thought you've ever had (other than getting on your back in front of the deceased) is what flavor pop tart tastes the most real.
What other Davis family members even have a claim? Mark has no siblings and this will be his first child. AFAIK his mother is the only other member of his family who is involved in the team in any meaningful way right now.
Her caption says “baby.” It’s also her first post since January. And even that January photo where she is skin and bones the caption reads “a while ago.” I would say pregnant
Yeah.
Then you consider that even Hitler had a girlfriend who stuck with him to the end.
But you're a RAAAAAIIIIDUHH, early childhood trauma led you astray in life. Tragically becoming who you are today. Jealous of Mark Davis but willingly paying your commissary money to him in the form of prison tats.
Imagine growing up as a little girl and your brain is so fucked up you think getting pregnant by chuckie is the best thing that could happen to you? Like damn where are these peoples brains at?
Like that is honestly just sad to me - so much more to life than money. She coulda just slept with an NBA player and called it a day damn
I mean… not really fucked up anymore. She wants financial security and the ability to do whatever the fuck she wants. Maybe she doesn’t really care much for sex. Shoot I’d fuck a fat chick for a billion dollars.
Your owner is a pedophile, your last Super Bowl was 50 years ago ( you probably never witnessed it) you guys have like the 2nd most losses in the past 20 years out of 32 teams. Your starting qb is minshew and your coach is an interim who y’all are over hyping cause he beat 5 back up qbs. I’m good with being a chargers fan. And y’all haven’t won a playoff game since 2002, I can only picture you bums still talking about your 87 Super Bowl 10 years from now when you’re still playoff winless 🤡😂
Children, calm down. We all have ugly games. Like with the broncos and raiders last year. Of course, the raiders have had their share too. Like the infamous logo stomp? Or dare I remind you of ring around the rosie?
Wow. Now that’s a statement? Any proof? By all accounts he’s be of the best owners in the league. Do you know who your owner is? Spanos is universally hated by everyone. You know in the last ten years you guys have 4 more wins then us? Did you know you haven’t been to the playoffs since 2018 (where you lost)? The last time you sniffed the playoffs we bump you out. Idk where you get all high and mighty lol
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"First, take a big step back and literally *FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!* I don't know what kind of AFC-Best bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Los Angeles, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again. Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, mother fucker! I will massacre you! *I WILL FUCK YOU UP!* Find out what team that was."
I'm a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude.
Never go full retard
What do you mean you people...
Now, whose the key grip here? Go punch that director, right in his fuckin face
Once upon a time... there was a retard.
This is the greatest picture in the entire world
Is a billion dollars worth having a kid with Mark Davis?
That’s a very tough question. Who decides the kids haircut?
Part of me thinks his hair is glued on before each public appearance, just like LeBumb James.
The Heir is coming out with a bowl cut. Book it.
The Heir Cut, if you will.
Have you not seen Mark Davis lately and his new Haircut? Homie is dripped tf out
He’s 68 and no other kids. Probably worth having a kid that will inherit a franchise.
Honestly it's next level, paradigm shifting stratego thinking. Yes, you will need to soak your body in straight bleach once he dies. However, you're now fabulously wealthy and the hardest thought you've ever had (other than getting on your back in front of the deceased) is what flavor pop tart tastes the most real.
Gotta be brown sugar cinnamon right? Otherwise I’ve been lied to for years
S’mores is up there
Probably. But I can tell you hot fudge sundae is a liar.
I'll have a kid with anyone for a billion dollars
Imagine letting this guy cum in you! 👽🤢🤮
😂
I don’t want to imagine that at all thank you very much
It was probably over pretty quick at least
You just think about the money while it happens
For full chaos I hope AB is the father.
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 Oh sweet baby Jesus, please......
Don't insult the Prince that was Promised, his is the Song of Silver and Black
The Scion of the Autumn Wind!
ALaud'dib
 When he rides the prison bus to county
It's the Lisan Al'Davis
Good thing he already has a minivan
The Beatles were wrong: Money can buy you love.
Is this love?? 
Baby don't hurt me
Well she obviously loves money
When the owner of OP's team is Dean Spanos🤷♂️🤣
If he comes out with a bowl cut or a suc cut. It's Davis' kid.
Just goes to prove, anything is possible if the room is dark enough
Jon Dirt if he was in Game of Thrones
Dayum! She’s almost young enough to be a child bride in KC!
What a life changing score for her. I can imagine that there’s some really pissed off Davis family members.
What other Davis family members even have a claim? Mark has no siblings and this will be his first child. AFAIK his mother is the only other member of his family who is involved in the team in any meaningful way right now.
Hopefully not the “HAIR” to the franchise! 🤣 #AmIRite
Please give the kid a better haircut.
Blasphemous
Is she pregnant or just sticking her stomach out?
Her caption says “baby.” It’s also her first post since January. And even that January photo where she is skin and bones the caption reads “a while ago.” I would say pregnant
Mfw when even my franchise owner with a bowl cut gets laid. Feelsbadman
You’re a Raiders fan. You telling me you’ve never gotten laid in the prison showers?
Yeah. Then you consider that even Hitler had a girlfriend who stuck with him to the end. But you're a RAAAAAIIIIDUHH, early childhood trauma led you astray in life. Tragically becoming who you are today. Jealous of Mark Davis but willingly paying your commissary money to him in the form of prison tats.
Imagine growing up as a little girl and your brain is so fucked up you think getting pregnant by chuckie is the best thing that could happen to you? Like damn where are these peoples brains at? Like that is honestly just sad to me - so much more to life than money. She coulda just slept with an NBA player and called it a day damn
I mean… not really fucked up anymore. She wants financial security and the ability to do whatever the fuck she wants. Maybe she doesn’t really care much for sex. Shoot I’d fuck a fat chick for a billion dollars.
I'd fuck your mom for pennies on the dollar.
Who hasn't?
I laughed too hard at this
I don’t care how much money a guy has…is it really worth it? Maybe the ladies can chime in. Why would you!?
Damn she must have really wanted that PS5
Anna Nicole Smiff over here.
That is one desperate chick. I couldn't imagine having millions of dollars and still be so frugal that you can't pay for a decent haircut.
Looks like Tyreek Hill having another kid this year
Can’t imagine rooting for that pathetic franchise lol
Says the guy who likes the team that hasn’t won a Super Bowl, or has any fans. Lol
Your owner is a pedophile, your last Super Bowl was 50 years ago ( you probably never witnessed it) you guys have like the 2nd most losses in the past 20 years out of 32 teams. Your starting qb is minshew and your coach is an interim who y’all are over hyping cause he beat 5 back up qbs. I’m good with being a chargers fan. And y’all haven’t won a playoff game since 2002, I can only picture you bums still talking about your 87 Super Bowl 10 years from now when you’re still playoff winless 🤡😂
Do you have any evidence or source for your very first statement?
Nothing other than he may have knocked up a 26 year old
Thing is though that spanos fcks literal stadiums full of young fans every Sunday and has for decades.. across state lines even. Sick bastard.
Sir you couldn't fill a locker room full of all the Chargers fans in the world
63-21, never forget
Children, calm down. We all have ugly games. Like with the broncos and raiders last year. Of course, the raiders have had their share too. Like the infamous logo stomp? Or dare I remind you of ring around the rosie?
Wow. Now that’s a statement? Any proof? By all accounts he’s be of the best owners in the league. Do you know who your owner is? Spanos is universally hated by everyone. You know in the last ten years you guys have 4 more wins then us? Did you know you haven’t been to the playoffs since 2018 (where you lost)? The last time you sniffed the playoffs we bump you out. Idk where you get all high and mighty lol
We were in the playoffs in 2022 where we famously blew a 27 point lead. The rest I can't argue with.
Well I guess it’s just we both suck!
Can confirm. But don't forget your slaparound friend, Donkey.
Geez you guys hold onto moral victories so hard it’s blinding your knowledge, chargers were in the playoffs in 2022.
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