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Gecks_more

I’ve been walked in on before in high school having sex with my girlfriend at the time. My mom wasn’t that mad and luckily we had a blanket over us. Embarrassing but we got over it. I didn’t finish until later that day I believe. Hang in there bud at least y’all weren’t full blown doing it like I was.


Zandman45

I am definitely happy it was her mom and not mine. Your own mum is rough! I suppose It's just one of those things that everyone knows happens, but never speaks about.


GlitzyGhoul

I bet she’s happy it was her mom and not her dad. 😂😂


Gecks_more

It wasn’t that bad luckily she knew we had already been sexually active and careful so like I was I was in high school so if she didn’t know I was doing it woulda been much worse. We’ll see at least it was her mom and not yours silver lining.


Outrageous-Tear-8968

I don’t know if I agree with that. I bet most couples would prefer to be caught in your position rather than in theirs.


MEGACLOPS

Yeah blowjobs don't make grandkids!


SecureAd8612

So true. Please take my upvote.


CanIGetAHOOOOOYAA

Yeah, he’s definitely one of those random redditors “Justifying” a situation he probably never experienced to make OP feel better. Theres always a dude to relate to every Reddit post on here. It really ain’t that serious at the end of the day.. unless you are lonely and need validation from the internet/reddit


Gecks_more

No I got caught I’m not making it up.


Ambitious_Lab3691

u had the gall to do it with parents home???


WedSmok

Hell yeah that was the only way I could do it in high school, not like we had our own place


Gecks_more

Eh they let me


lonelyboy069

I mean I used to do it all the time, that's how I had my first son at 16..... Gawd they facilitated everything 😭


dufferwjr

Yeah they facilitated it. Not your fault at all.


lonelyboy069

Of course I shoved it in but as a kid I mean you know.....


1MrP

How was the dinner conversation that night?


Zandman45

Not even a dinner conversation, an elevator ride not 15-min. later. Not a lot of eye contact.


deejaysmithsonian

Eye contact is clutch


Ok-Virus-7281

That was funny & should've gotten more credit


serenwipiti

> Not a lot of eye contact. During the bj or afterwards?


Accomplished_Use8165

Wife didn't say a thing at dinner, her mouth was full


AttentionRoyal2276

Maybe her and her husband are really freaky so it was like no big deal for her


Zandman45

My wife is convinced her mom is a freak. You might be on to something.


AttentionRoyal2276

She probably thought you were a couple of prudes for stopping


bruclinbrocoli

Should someone else have joined then? Now you’re onto a lot.


TJD82

What makes her think she’s a freak?


RepresentativeWeb244

My man over here trying to read some erotic shit 😂


Friendly_Rub_8095

Someone has to represent men of culture


sparklypinkstuff

I just wanna know to see if I have MIL and I have the same tell.


TJD82

Just what evidence does she have to suspect this.


Gilgabreeze

Did you asked her mom if she wants to join the ride? If not thats really rude from you.


phaedrus369

Your MIL is a G, and your wife sounds cool too. No questions, just approval.


Zandman45

This is the best response yet.


White_eagle32rep

Honestly MIL may just be like I’m glad they’re happy. She sounds pretty cool.


WhoaFee1227

Wife got it from somewhere


cmyk_life

Straight up.


Ninja_smiles

How much tip did you leave?


Zandman45

I left a $20, even thought there was no sex mess to clean. A side note though, what is an acceptable tip to leave for house keeping for a 2-night stay in a fairly fancy hotel? I just don't know money anymore.


TK421isAFK

For a multi-night stay, I usually tip a smaller amount each day, rather than a large tip at the end. Housekeeping staff often rotate a lot of shifts, and many of them work part-time, so the person at the end of the stay often isn't the same as the people that worked during the stay, and they aren't known for tipping out.


Fantastic_Captain

$20 is perfectly acceptable. Most people don’t even tip housekeeping


daboog

You're supposed to tip?


Fantastic_Captain

Most people don’t. I’ve just worked in property management before and had to clean when we were short staffed and do not wish that on anyone


TheTonyExpress

Did you give your wife a tip though


43Woody

- Yah but JUST the TIP! Allegedly


bitwise97

We’re supposed to tip? Oh shit …


MasterDroid97

Oh, that is a lot for Germany. I have no clue what you do around here but I think most don't leave anything


billionf0ld

About 1 inch


AZCARDS77

That's twice as much as I am able to give. 😮‍💨


knukldragnwelldur

If I left the tip, I’d be left with nothing.


Iggy0075

She joined in right, I mean that's what happens on pornhub 😳😂


Zandman45

I had the same expectations. I'm beginning to think PH might be selling us a lie.


qube_TA

on an AMA? Nah that never happens.


PrismDrift

But did you want her to join is the real question here


sufaras

This happened to me last year on a family holiday but it was my sister and he was some random dude I met at the resort. She left immediately but after that she would knock multiple times and wait for me to tell her to come into the room for the rest of the holiday 😂😭


Zandman45

😂 some people need to learn manors the hard way.


sufaras

Hahaha definitely 😂 she still does it now


TetelestaiSaved

Did she cradle the balls or just work the shaft?


Zandman45

Crack to shaft!


s2ample

Wow. Good for her. And you.


iScry

What's your favorite show or movie?


Zandman45

Don't judge me... Mad Max Fury Road. I just don't know what it is about that movie. Maybe it's a heady acceptance of the future experience. What's yours?


iScry

Fellowship of the Ring, the magic of watching for the first time is greater than any other movie. Rewatches are still great too.


Similar_Search3987

An action movie getting 6 oscars is doing something right!


S1acks

Not my favorite movie, but it’s still an amazing film to me, sooo, No judgement! :)


Massive-Woodpecker65

WITNESS ME!!! *you say to your MIL


gtrogers

MIL should have walked in, yelled "MEDIOCRE!" and turned around and walked out


minimus_

Great choice dude


bannedacctno5

If she acted like nothing happened, why not just finish?


Zandman45

It really took the wind out of the Mrs. sail.


Jimnycricks

Keep at it. One day, you'll be likeable, Son.


karlmeile

Wait a minute, the wedding cake didn’t immediately make your wife stop giving BJ’s? I’m in awe!


Zandman45

😂😂😂 jokes on you, we never had a wedding!


Friendly_Rub_8095

Even more surprising then


GlitzyGhoul

Speaking of which, happy cake day. 😂


Friendly_Rub_8095

Thank you!


GlitzyGhoul

Tell Reddit it still has to give bj’s 😂


Friendly_Rub_8095

You didn’t get yours?


[deleted]

Did she at least compliment your penis?


Zandman45

That was my biggest take away from the entire episode. Not even a wink and nod....


[deleted]

It is small or something?


Zandman45

😂 rude!


[deleted]

What's your favorite sport?


Zandman45

🏏


[deleted]

Since America recently beat Pakistan ( a country that actually cares about cricket) are you worried that the sport is going to be flooded with American fans or are you happy that for the first time in a long time the largest media producers in the world are looking at cricket as something other than "British baseball"


totalfarkuser

Honest question: how many Americans care or even know about this? I had not clue.


TheMapleSyrupMafia

Excuse you! Here is the correct answer to your adorably demanding question! *This cricket is known worldwide, obviously... and the world revolves around America.. so how *couldn't* America know?*


[deleted]

Ive seen some posts Instagram about it and they had a lot of likes, so I'd assume some people know


Zandman45

😂 you win.


kakawisNOTlaw

Firecracker balls?


KitchenAcceptable160

Did you ask her to join in on the fun?


Zandman45

I froze in the moment like a friggin chump.


Proxima_Centauri_69

Cops caught me getting a blow job at 1 am. behind a dentist office when I was 15 (24 years ago). Took me and the chic home. The officer says to me, "I'll leave it up to you to tell your mother what you guys were doing back there." I never told her.


lyfe-sublyme

You know I am just relieved for your future and that girl that it was not behind a dumpster!


Proxima_Centauri_69

Yeah, no, no dumpster! We hooked up some time later and laughed about it. Nothing phases you when you're young.


lyfe-sublyme

True dat!


RobinetteSucks

Ha


itcouldbedoodoo

This exact same thing happened to me while I was absolutely balls deep in my girlfriend. Missionary. My big stupid pale white ass exposed. No sheets. I also had my socks and pants and underwear all on around my ankles like an impatient desperate school boy loswr. She's my MIL now. Just fyi.


Precipiceofasneeze

Your girlfriend is now your mother-in-law!?


SAHD292929

This is getting wilder by the moment. LOL


itcouldbedoodoo

😂😂


hamm10108

My mom walked in on me and my GF (we were about 19-20 years old) while we were spooning under the blankets. She sat on edge of bed and talked to us for a few mins while my dick was inside lol. Awkward.


ShineFull7878

sounds to me like MIL and FIL have a healthy sex life and have been caught with their pants down before too. It happens and when it's happened to you and then you are the one who walks in on someone later it's like "eh, well everybody fucks" It would Probably be more awkward to actually discuss and digest what just went down lol.


Other-Economics4134

SOME holiday 15 or so years ago ex wife and I were getting it on doggy style in some room at her parents. Her mom opened the door and just was like "really ________, in MY house?" She was WELL into her 20s and halfway divorced from first husband, so not like she expected her to be a virgin... But was not expecting that level of chill


Zandman45

Oh man, that makes it so much worse. I've never understood the whole problem with sex in other people's house i.e in laws house. It's not like you were on their bed.


Doomsbot

Did you ask her to join?? Sounds like a missed opportunity. 😂


Zandman45

😂 The dream


Fragrant_Cut1322

I'm sure she would have if she didn't already have a duck appointment (I travel and have a very flexible schedule)


512_Magoo

My mom walked in when I had a girl bent over the foot of the bed, full on clapping cheeks. I don’t how that girl ever looked my mom in the face again, but she did.


NoFreeWill08

How’s ur wife handling it? Scale of 1-10 how embarrassed were u initially? Would it have been worse if it was the FIL? I’m trying to think what would be worse for me. I think my mil would be worse just cause my FIL doesn’t give a fuck about anything lol


fatsmilyporkchop

I wouldn’t overthink it bud…everyone has sex/messes around. If your MIL never did, you wouldn’t have a wife.


VegetableWear210

My gf’s son walked in once while she was giving me a bj. He was maybe 9 at the time. One of the most embarrassing moments of my life.


New-Dentist-7346

I feel like if you walk in on married adults you risk seeing something. She’ll learn to knock and yell ‘yoohoo’ really loud.


TKD1989

That really blows for you


AleksiaE

Why did she have the key to your room?


RobinetteSucks

Holy God....not sure how you don't always have that in the back of your mind every time you talk to her in the future... Did she stay there for a long period of time or did she quickly leave the room loo?


ShaneVis

LOL, I hope you realise that your MIL has this now stored and she is going to bring this up at a very inopportune moment is going to embarrass the fuck out of you dude.


ButtTickleBandit

More of a mess up on the MIL, don’t enter a room uninvited without at least knocking. Also, not sure why she had their room key. OP messed up on that.


silverado-z71

The fact of the matter is is your both adults and you’re married, she shouldn’t of walked in on you and she has no right to be upset


itcouldbedoodoo

Also.. my Q is.. is her mom attractive in your opinion? Cause that sets the vibe now that she's seen your horn. G bless.


bruclinbrocoli

Any more details? She walked in, you guys stopped. Did she look away and left ASAP? Did she say sorry .. or just made a surprised noise? 😆 did you say something? Did your wife hide the vibrator ? Or there wasn’t enough time and almost not even worth trying to disguise. Do you think your MIL walked in fast enough to capture the whole image or she could just tell? lol these are all important details that could save my dignity if I were in your position


Logan123_

What did your wife say about the whole thing? If it was your mom what would have happened?


ItalianStallion9069

#After reading the comments, you should’ve finished


KamalaCarrots

Did… did you bring it up again??


mycumquats

Did it go soft as jello pudding ?


Dangerous-Canary7963

Wife brings a vibrator on vacation, noice lol


_ProfessionalStudent

What’s the point of a holiday then? Get off as many times and as often as possible. That’s a well spent holiday.


Worldly_Ladder8390

😂 I have the mental image of your wife stunned face and the vibrator still going and I laughed until my eyes watered. I don’t know why but the still going vibrator just killed me


tonytdq

I walked in on my mom and her boyfriend. They both acted like nothing happened! He even gave me a fist bump later that day out of nowhere


UncleBob9343

I’m sure it wasn’t you that didn’t want to finish. Besides your MIL thought “Good idea” and proceeded to do your FIL.


slugerama

Did you continue, did you complete, and did she swallow? What was your wife doing while this was happening?


jonesyb

Maybe FIL was fully chowing down on MIL's snatch just minutes before so it was all just cool and fine.


Electronic_Range_982

Did she lick her lips . Did she linger. Did she give your wife tips. Did she offer to show her better


vom-IT-coffin

At the dinner table afterwards, did your mother in law "drop" a fork on the floor and finish you off?


cmyk_life

MIL is the real MVP here! Pulled a move along nothing to see here and your freakin out over nothing.


Immediate_Ad5728

I think everything be okay. Since it was the Mil but father you would had called paramedics lol


el_chivato

At least your wife hadn't been out in the garden pulling poison ivy prior to blowing you.


Snoo-43059

Who the he'll just let's themselves into another person's hotel room without knocking


CulturedGentleman921

Did she tell your wife to work the shaft and pay more attention to your balls?


wilkerws34

The question that seems to me unasked here is, what was dad’s reaction ?


whateveratthispoint_

How did that woman get your ROOM KEY!!!!!!?????? 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠


AncientillegalAliens

Win Only way to make sure she stays in her lane


SAHD292929

They probably went at it since they thought they had time too. LOL


progtfn_

I don't need to ask you, my MIL saw me and my boyfriend POUNDING


rikkirocket

Not a question but a note of empathy as I had almost exactly the same thing happen except replace MIL with housekeeper.


DramaticFirefighter8

It would have been more interesting the other way around


PabstWeller

Did you lock eyes until completion? This is the way.


riding23miles

When you did finally finish? Hairy or shaved?


trnwrks

What music have you been listening to lately?


MarcusPup

Is she a fine/good MIL, or is she a JustNo?


TutorKey5965

Did you make eye contact? Sounds horrible.


massiveerikshun

Why would she just walk in a locked room?


DANPARTSMAN44

just be glad she didnt try to join in ..


GilaLongCon

Better than her dad


YZYSZN1107

you waved her over didn't you?


Big_Yak_5166

Your wife gives you blowjobs?


[deleted]

That kind of excitement would’ve made me bust.


Entire-Travel6631

Did you ask her to join?


Timmy24000

Dude, at least you are getting blow jobs.


CheapBaker1631

Had it happen a long time ago. We all just pretended it didn't happen and haven't talked about it ever.


Adventurous_Tour6394

What did she say?


scttlvngd

I also chose this guy's wife


bnh1978

... go on...


falcon_trainer_1978

I don’t care about what your MIL thought. I’m just impressed that your wife uses a vibrator while sucking you off. She sounds like a keeper 🥵.


Tough_Scar27

Is your wife good at bjs? How big are you?


platinum_toilet

This isn't a TIFU. 1. Inlaws had a key to your hotel room which you gave them. 2. No "DO NOT DISTURB" sign. 3. No telling your inlaws that you are not to be bothered. 4. This is probably a made up story that happened only in your imagination.


Tasty_Extent_9736

What’s your favorite baseball team?


HarleyFD07

Next, it the mom and wife together giving you a blowjob. Then….😜


MotorNorth5182

I call bullshit. Wives don’t give blowjobs. That’s what girlfriends are for.


Precipiceofasneeze

If your wife doesn't, you married the wrong one.


GE0RGIAB0Y

Maybe you should of asked her if she wants to join in


renegademan53

Should have asked your mother-in- law to join!


Saint_Louis100

Is your MIL hot?


Forward_Dealer_4482

Is your MiL hot?


SnooHesitations205

Did she join?


Larrifeo

Is she hot