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The_Widows_Son357

What is the meaning of life?


Longjumping_Let_1936

having fun with ironman and venom and ghostbusters


climb-high

He’s right


mrilliman

If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Why?


Longjumping_Let_1936

uhm sounds make words and sounds make uhm i can’t remember 


HistoricalRow7933

How many rabbits are there in the world? (I asked my niece and she said a lot. Like 123)


Longjumping_Let_1936

uhm 1, 2, 3 & 4


INeedToReodorizeBob

I just asked my 3 year old and he said 5.


Nice_Ad8652

How he know that??? FBI looking for him!


TrumpsCovidfefe

That is so cute. They haven’t developed the part of their brain that can extrapolate data to other locations. So in their world, there are only 5 rabbits.


RedYellowHoney

Hahaha...why did you ask her that? Was it random or were you discussing rabbits?


Mondonodo

What's the first thing you would do if you were the President?


Longjumping_Let_1936

having ironman 


thumbasaurs

Tell him I'll be voting for him in November


Excellent_Spite2618

How is the first time you realise you have a memory of a life event feel like?


Longjumping_Let_1936

like at school.


signalbot

How do you plan on changing the world?


Longjumping_Let_1936

venom and spiderman 


iLoveLoveLoveLove

what do you want to be when you grow up?


Longjumping_Let_1936

small


BlaiseBeauty36

What should I name my brand new girl guinea pig?


MinglewoodRider

Crossing my fingers for Ironman


NoManufacturer120

Venom would also be a great answer.


Longjumping_Let_1936

venom kitty cat spiderman 


BlaiseBeauty36

Ms. VenomKitty Kat Spiderman it is :) Ms. Venom for short though.


Top_Chard788

My 3.5yo says WATER PARK 


BlaiseBeauty36

🤣🤣🤣


Top_Chard788

8yo says BROOKE 


SqueakyMarshmellow

Where were you before you were a baby??


Longjumping_Let_1936

i’m not a baby


Salty_Spittoon_69

What are your favorite animals?


Northdingo126

I’m gonna predict iron man


Longjumping_Let_1936

a dog like marley (our dog) and baby chickies (we have chickens)


Annieruok_ruokannie

What does happy feel like?


Longjumping_Let_1936

playing over there *(points to pool)* and eating marshmallows 


Annieruok_ruokannie

That sounds like the perfect happy!


scootytootypootpat

ironman


Annieruok_ruokannie

I agree.


fingerseater

what does the sun do when the moon is out?


Longjumping_Let_1936

the sun goes down


JoeBIn818

Who is your favorite person? Besides Mommy and Daddy.


No_Performer_1427

Predicting Ironman 😂


Longjumping_Let_1936

who let the dogs out


JoeBIn818

Not really what I was expecting.


Meow-Out-Loud

I love this! (And obviously others do, too, so I don't expect an answer, but...) What is your favorite thing to do?


Longjumping_Let_1936

having fun with venom and farm


superrobin26

Idk why but it bothers me that the title says 3 but he's actually 4 Favorite Mexican dish?


HumanMycologist5795

Unfortunately, can't change the title.


Ronald-J-Mexico

Do you poop in a toilet, bidet, or still in your diapers?


Longjumping_Let_1936

*went on a 20 min tangent about poop*


ChaChiRamone

Ironman?


Rory-liz-bath

What’s it like to be so short? I hated crawling up on chairs 😂


Longjumping_Let_1936

like this *(dances)*


Rory-liz-bath

Too cute!


Educational-Watch829

How many fish are in the ocean?


Longjumping_Let_1936

venom ironman spiderman team spiderman and poopy


Appapapi19

Hi OP can you ask your brother the train dilemma?


Longjumping_Let_1936

uhhh i don’t know 


Appapapi19

Ok tnx


HumanMycologist5795

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Longjumping_Let_1936

i don’t know 


HumanMycologist5795

Me neither


BlueishSunflower

What’s the best animal?


Longjumping_Let_1936

having fun with animals


Ok_Track761

If Ironman is a man made out of iron does it happen the same way backwards? Like, is Ironman an iron made man?


Longjumping_Let_1936

open the mask and close the mask


Ok_Track761

Genius 🤩


benka_arsenal

Who is gonna win a fight, you against Ironman? And why?


Critical_Bug_880

Clearly they both win in the end because Ironman is Ironman and he is his biggest fan


Longjumping_Let_1936

uh duh the real iron man and the zombies and the bad guys and me and daddy


RuffRidersEvo

Can you explain quantum physics?


Longjumping_Let_1936

*** shrugs his shoulders again *** (i think he’s done with questions for the day 😭)


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Longjumping_Let_1936

venom.


Yrzie

Do you like talking to adults or you prefer being treated like a baby around adults? 😉


Longjumping_Let_1936

not like that!


Rough_Exit1700

🤔


MrTalamasca

what is your favorite color and what is your favorite flower?


Longjumping_Let_1936

iron man & red and yellow like iron man 


Common-County2912

What do you want to be when you grow up and watch your favorite food?


Longjumping_Let_1936

uhm a poopa, and poopa


Larry_Wickes

Who would win in a fight, Ironman or the Ghostbusters?


Longjumping_Let_1936

uhm the ghostbusters 


didntcondawnthat

What would you say to your parents if they ever felt scared?


Longjumping_Let_1936

call the ghost


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Longjumping_Let_1936

poopa


Vegetable_Clothes431

What gift should I get my girlfriend for her birthday?


Nice_Ad8652

Bro start looking for iron Man figure.


Longjumping_Let_1936

marley (our dog)


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Where do you see yourself when you're 5 years old?


Longjumping_Let_1936

uhm 4 and a half 


Secure-Priority7111

Thank you for this lol I needed it😂❤️


Ragnaarock93

If you could fly, where would you go first?


Longjumping_Let_1936

flying with daddy


Wrongsayer

Do you know why Ironman smells bad?


Longjumping_Let_1936

**shrugs his shoulders**


TopGrowa

What do you think the moon is made of?


Longjumping_Let_1936

uh white


PocketSandOfTime-69

What makes you the happiest?


Longjumping_Let_1936

pizza


Still-No-Astronaut

What's the funniest word you know? 


Longjumping_Let_1936

poopas 


Still-No-Astronaut

I will accept any word that includes "poop".


Longjumping_Let_1936

Hey guys! I didnt expect this many questions lmao. I am doing my best to get to all of them but can only do so much cus his attention span is very short 😭


swaggerdon6000

This is so wholesome


Critical_Bug_880

All these Iron Man comments are killing me, I have a sore throat and ear infection and laughing is agony 😂😭💀


Maybeimtrolling

I'm right there with you, curb stop the sinus infection out of my face


Ok_Relationship_705

Why do we call things loaded on boats cargo...? But anything we send via vehicle is referred to as a shipment?


uhohstinkyhaha

That little snot only answered 5 questions. Get him back to work


Zealousideal-Quiet51

What is 98676885\*6477387398\*1234567\*1546239\*0?


DinoGoGrrr7

Come back, we have questions oh wise one!!!


acryingnidoking

How would you describe your favorite color?


No_Introduction192

What did you dream last night?


Krazy_Keno

Lego Ninjago or Lego Bionicle


BedContent9972

Who let you come on Reddit?


Real-Psychology-4261

What’s your favorite kind of dinosaur?


moonlit-witch

Why is Ironman cool?


bigpoppasqueenz1013

Do you like turtle?


imaginechi_reborn

Do you like Bluey?


TvManiac5

Favourite cartoon?


TKD1989

Sonic or Mario?


Expensive-Scar2231

Googoo gaga?


Blobbityblob7

Net worth?


McNastyIII

What's the naughtiest word you know?


Real-Psychology-4261

What do you like better? Mac and Cheese or Chicken Nuggies?


Alex11867

Boo!


cleanyourbongbro

so you made your reddit account when you’d been a 2 year old?


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AMA-ModTeam

No saying anything sexual or inappropriate regarding minors.


mrmime11

Bro wtf


Motor-Substance-5830

My comment was posted before the post was edited with an explanation


Motor-Substance-5830

WTF what?


Imaginary_Slip742

Ass or tits?