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Low_Band_5413

Anyone holding BET? What are the chances of it going into a trading halt tomorrow? Need to offload some losses before EOFY, hoping it haven’t left it too late


whatdeee

Please could someone give us a Porn loss from MAY today? 😀


Sunvmikey

https://preview.redd.it/4mo1nu8zw29d1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e8dcc4fb7fe84b25aa4744e6263d347f903276c This is after selling 3.3m shares so it would of been alot worse


whatdeee

Holyyyyyyyy u yyyy pls take my awards


NoDuffTrading

Only cowards sell, ride the ship down to a de list


Herebedragoons77

Cowards and those that can now buy a bottle of fine whisky


whatdeee

Maybe you can just give us your loss porn. Doesnt have to be sold to get us excited


NoDuffTrading

My average is 1.9c, I am still up


HeiPando

Who is your exit liquidity going to be?


whatdeee

Seriously how? You're laughing man


NoDuffTrading

I’ve been on this ride since MAY was 1c and then they had options for .005


Mysterious_Value_764

To be fair, I'm sure the Kool-Aid didn't taste that bad, at least it's flavoured.


WowVeryJosh

When a fund frontruns a shitco to cause a momentum P&D and now the dump happens 🤡


PowerBottomBear92

Hear me out. New play. Crocodile farming in Zimbabwe. Can't possibly go tits up: [https://www.padenga.com/agribusiness-operations](https://www.padenga.com/agribusiness-operations)


No_Principle8373

IVZ COULD PIVOT!


Herebedragoons77

Who wrote this crap… Padenga embraces the use of technology within its operations and refining its management systems and these continue to give the Company a competitive edge. Bespoke software systems are geared towards enhancing efficiency across all operational and administrative activities to maximize performance and achieve savings in time, effort and cost. The use of customized business intelligence tools and a full-time data analyst on the staff not only allows for more accurate prediction and modelling of the outcome of specific operational scenarios, but also facilitates a quicker response to economic, climatic, and related issues that could negatively impact the Company’s performance. Pen-side capturing of operational information provides real-time data to management and is used to establish dash-board indicators that highlight immediately where variances exist against predicted targets, allowing for immediate response and correction.


PowerBottomBear92

they have real-time dashboards to monitor the crocodile sex. It's innovative


InterestingShow1112

What, no mention of AI or NVDIA partnership?!


Herebedragoons77

Hopefully they are an equal opportunity employer with a strong bias towards inclusivity


InterestingShow1112

+1.22% Maybe selling is over for some of the trash I hold, now 🚀 BPHOB +50% 🤡 CDT +42% 🤡 Zip back to $1.50 and -50% 🎉


destined2bepoor

Why CDT up 66%?


InterestingShow1112

It’s only a 1.5 pip


whatdeee

SS is up to something is he? Maybe he found more graphites


AureusStone

Market Capitalisation $4.65M


houli_dooli

back into LTR @90c 😬


hatetospoog7

Any SPR holders here? I'm thinking to go balls deep for potential take over premium..surely we are looking at 1.10-1.20? Cough it up ramelius you dogs


WowVeryJosh

TO wont come before 4 months has passed since acquiring shares (or so we are led to believe)


bananadennis

https://preview.redd.it/garqkmlt529d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=955628451520b08c075a568cec18a27097bc985a Who to cull tomorrow? Or at least heavily torture it (partial sale)?


JaffaJamm

CTT big buying opportunity I reckon, strong financials and opened in China last week, only being held down by people taking their chunk of profit. Expecting this to go beyond $2 comfortability in next couple of weeks 🚀💪🏼


rhythm34

I think you have some news to catch up on


JaffaJamm

Had to come back and say my prediction is going very well for me now 👌🏼


Walady36

WTF SUM 🤬


whatdeee

Hahahaahahah. Sorry this is surely a pump and dump strategy


Opening-Client-9828

It may well be, it might also be a genuine discovery thats been pumped also. I have got no clue what to make of it anymore, but I do genuinely think SUM has potential to be a $100mill MC in the medium term. As long as investors are doing their research and stick to strat and risk management, I don't see why it cannot be fruitful. Waiting for drilling results may well be the safest route.


Opening-Client-9828

My stop got triggered so still walked out with 60% .. will probs buy back in, someone bought 1mill shares on close. Theyre shaking loose hands hard


Walady36

Saw that


hatetospoog7

Scam dream. Was always going to happen


BalanceForsaken

I call BS that the value of RED is about equivalent to BC8.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^BalanceForsaken: *I call BS that the* *Value of RED is about* *Equivalent to BC8.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


PortelloKing

Al3 really jacked off the haters today. ![gif](giphy|QNVzHsF15bPhnpJBzU|downsized)


SnooDonuts1536

WE ARE EXPECTING A BABY GIRL 🥳🥳🥳


destined2bepoor

Congrats!!! No more buying penny stocks for you, unless you call her penny and then buy her stonks 🤔🤔🤔


HeiPando

Chips between two slices of breads hits hard. I got so many looks making it fuck off. I saw "white" kids in primary do it and I wanted that over my fried rice.


PortelloKing

As an adult, I eat chips as a meal. Embrace the flavour!


destined2bepoor

I just had a box of bbq shapes for dinner!


PortelloKing

Pizza shapes are better. Fite me.


UncleChunkz

Chicken crimpy and it’s not close.


PortelloKing

God tier green packet grainwaves.


UncleChunkz

🤤😮‍💨


destined2bepoor

No. Just no.


PortelloKing

After eating a box of bbq shapes, the salt or msg makes my mouth dry for a few days.


destined2bepoor

As much as I do love salt and vinegar chips, they have that same effect on me.


PortelloKing

![gif](giphy|1Pm9BgspA6fwk)


HeiPando

Salt and vinegar right now is so good. The crunchy, then puck from the vinegar and the bread just taming it all at the end so good.


SoggyNegotiation7412

been a weird week, start the day red and end the day green.


halffocused

We aren't green, soggy


Blisser_the_Sniff

![gif](giphy|3xz2BPbIqcqpFDKXsI) One for the cunts who didn’t make it today


UncleChunkz

New season of the bear 🐻 dropped today. Fitting given the sentiment around at the moment. Give it a watch if you haven’t, good shit.


DOGS_BALLS

Yes chef thank you chef


UncleChunkz

Thank you Jeffrey.


DOGS_BALLS

I’m getting angry *Rubs heart with knuckle*


themindisaweapon

Thanks for the reminder. Great show. We should all open a few Tomato cans every now and then, just in case.


hgttg

The last episode of season 2 is one of the best episodes of TV I've ever seen


UncleChunkz

For sure. Forks (where Cousin works at Ever for the week) is probably my fav. But S03E01 is right fucking up there.


PortelloKing

The guy looks like gene wilders son.


UncleChunkz

Spitting image!


HeiPando

Taking profits and leaving losses to recover looks different to much red.


AppleSalty2916

It’s seriously impressive how massacred my portfolio has been. Not had a green day in 2 weeks+


whatdeee

Mate I think most of us if not all are in the same boat


FameLuck

This is a safe a place.  Did anyone here buy may high, sell near bottom of dump the other day, then buy yesterday's high?


digua666

anyone who did that deserves to lose money


NoDuffTrading

I held MAY, made money, bought options, was up $350,000, went down, made $50,000 profit, converted options, held last 2 years up and down like a yoyo. Could have traded this 20 times but wanted the CGT discount. Average 1.9c and holding til the very end regardless.


Tjoobie

Only Roach. Surely nobody is as retarded as that guy


t4zmaniak

I believe Roch is a female. But yes, a clearly highly regarded one.


AureusStone

No doubt he will claim he sold today at $0.063


kervio

PLS $2 they said... You'll be able to buy the dip they said....


InterestingShow1112

$3 is the new $2 due to inflation


HeiPando

Aus Super has yet to buy the dip at all. Effectively enough https://preview.redd.it/6v3qa3hso19d1.png?width=804&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fa0440662c6e3b6abea4941bfc631edabc734d1


InterestingShow1112

"Professional" knife catcher, and with someone else's $$


PortelloKing

So I was on YT watching lawn mower reviews, and I saw a recommended video that had Ai Elon Musk doing a live stream. I knew it was a scam and ignored it. The YT channel was 7News Australia. I thought nothing of it and assumed a fake channel. Well, it turns out 7 News Australia YT channel was hacked, and their YT channel has been nuked 😂 Top kek. Made my day.


peaandham610

I’m about the jinx it, but the market is red and my whole portfolio is green.


megadrive65

Ah MAY, turning pipe dreams into pipe bombs


Andrew_Higginbottom

lol.


digua666

Re enter MAY @ 0.035


roreybeIIows

Samesies


DX6734D

RMD almost back to my buy price ![gif](giphy|5K7ngCtszoxxbaBieC|downsized)


BigNinkiD

![gif](giphy|NHh7D7qR0LTSDtfu8p|downsized)


DX6734D

Now 1.5% in profit. Hopefully another good 2-3 days sees it back to $30


BigNinkiD

Fuck yeah🤙🏼 It popped today, wish I'd held now 😁


The-Mackani

Alright, who got sloppy seconds in Aunt MAY's hole? Scotty had the first go*


SnooDonuts1536

Got iphone 15 pro gifted by work, should I use or sell and wait for 16?


here2FuckSpiders2

Yes.


Tukly

Lucky bastard, peek of the job?


Crumpy88

Peek of the job 👀👀👀


HeiPando

Be the boss


SatansFriendlyCat

I'm the boss: it's shit. Barely scraping by, overheads are savage. But I'm also down to only one employee, and he's talented, highly skilled, conscientious, honest, great with cuntstomers, but also flaky af - health problems, he claims, and I'm 100% certain that's true, but definitely burned out as well. Good cunt but man, he's getting worn out too easily these days and I think he really needs to retire. Only in his 40s, but. >!^(I'm also the sole remaining employee as well as the boss)!<


Few_Mall5929

What ever happened to AGC? Does anyone still hold it?


rhythm34

everyone got excited with Cobar and its polymetallic mineralisation for 5 minutes but then remembered the current asx meme is actually still niobium


halffocused

If Droneshield keeps getting fucked around with like this it's going to attract short sellers and then everyone's going to panic and it will take ages to get back to normal. I'm not loving this


Triotroitori

What would be the thesis to short it? Would a good contract not be a disadvantage for shortsellers? Ofc if Droneshield does not deliever it will be a feast for shortseller.


Herebedragoons77

I sold dro yesterday. Too much dumb money gunna get shorted.


ran2407

With the russia ukraine war now heating up with north and south korea now contributing weapons. France doubling down, its only a matter of time before the uni-party sucks the tax payer of a few hundred million for DRO to build some more of the military’s favourite new toy the drone swarm.


Hagrids_beard_

Bear case for DRO is as soon as the Ukraine/Russia thing is over I don't really see another proper war like this happening again for a while so the demand for drones won't be as high. I'd also wager that as tech/defense spending goes up, something else will come along and supersede drones so they'll become redundant.


Far_Unit9020

Bear case is if DRO enters the ASX200 shorts will massacre it


Herebedragoons77

Or we could gamestop dro


HeiPando

Inflation is king. https://preview.redd.it/7vnxzqpmd19d1.png?width=688&format=png&auto=webp&s=e44db05335a3bdfd3aaaf24807da6c6e7ccace67


PortelloKing

Some guy was saying he has 200k after expenses and asked for advice. I just found his post on WP forum saying he can borrow 200k at 3% interest. He just deleted his post. Lol. https://preview.redd.it/jyoi4jrv919d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=862b93c9d61bea1777b6e46f1c598fa47669422f


sammyd1337

Thanks for chatting about me! But happy to clear up some of the gossip if that helps u sleep. Deleted the post in this sub as everyone said it was more gambling related as opposed to long term investing. I posted my question in forums with a more educated audience (as clearly seen by ur post 😅) I also can borrow 200k at 3% interest as well as pocket 200k a year extra $$ just from my job. Banks are happy to lend me money because i make a boatload


PortelloKing

https://preview.redd.it/id0xo50x919d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a4d93b40912e8ed9cc288ddde8db10d15f5f53f


PortelloKing

https://preview.redd.it/96plh2rzb19d1.jpeg?width=1437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dabaf680f62f1cba6341293627088e3a15c8380a The plot thickens 😂


sammyd1337

Didnt end up using crypto to setup a SMSF but actually made bank and used it to buy a house. I now own investment properties in aus that came from about 4k worth of bitcoin and other crypro investments. Guess thats probably only something u could dream of 🤷‍♀️


Chemistryset8

Man I know like ten guys like this, they moved back to Aus and blew it all on houses and boats then typically the missus took half


destined2bepoor

I sort of know a guy who won ~$20k on the pokies. His girlfriend of about a year wanted Bolt-ons. So he agreed to use his winnings to pay. She left him around a month after getting her " new assets" and she's now fucked half his friend group over the last year. The poor guy has to hear constantly about how he paid for.everyone else to have fun with her new boobs. 😂😂😂


PortelloKing

If you follow his posts it's strange as fuck 😂


sammyd1337

God forbid i ask questions about multiple topics 😅


PortelloKing

https://preview.redd.it/rnsppbxjc19d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a888bc946812a5a671e6d9b9814fc4c338bc6381


HeiPando

1337 ELITE. But 3% is big man,


username-taken82

Other than a desire for some MAY loss porn posts please gang, I've nothing else to contribute currently.


kervio

Not even a bad meme?


Awesomise

https://preview.redd.it/0g570znvq19d1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6183947b9df942b19146b231000fb016a83c4acd You asked for it.


kervio

Outstanding 🤘


Chemistryset8

So is there anyone else in here that doesn't hold MAY?


cohex

Fuck O&G


UncleChunkz

Oof just saw today’s change. Never held but that’s toughhh.🩸


ADHD_Distracted

Reporting for duty o7 I made a small gain on an 88E punt back in early 2022, my logic was buy before the well spud announcement and sell into the hype. Surprisingly, it worked. I consider that enough experience with the black tar heroin of O&G speccys for one lifetime though. So now I lose my money speculating on more socially acceptable companies.


BeardFactory

🧘🏻‍♀️


Far_Unit9020

I leave all the speccy dino juice companies alone. Any speccies with binary outcomes are just plain gambling. Been there with bio and you usually lose more than you win.


JoelJoelson

I don't fuck with that O&G speccy market. Satanic, black magic shit.


Herebedragoons77

Not any more. Bought the dip on 18th and sold 26th. Leave the absolute lows and highs for someone else.


panicboy333

It’s talked about so much I flat out refuse to!


w-j1m

never held. O&G exploration bit too out there even for me


username-taken82

+1


HeiPando

+1


catch-10110

Sometimes may be good, sometimes may be shit.


Particular_Love_8811

12.5 mil. So the panda was off by 1.8 mil


HeiPando

rip


letstestit22

pando wrong again 😲


Particular_Love_8811

# u/letstestit22


sammy123_

GYG back at $30 lol, they’ll prob dump it after EOFY


Nevelo

I feel like it’s more likely to hit $40 before it hits $20. 🥴


AureusStone

I wish I could buy puts. 😢


bananadennis

GYG back to $30. My gosh… there are a lot of burrito lovers.


letstestit22

If you want to see the power of mexican food look at Chipotle (NYSE: CMG) I think their burritos have A.I. in them.


Andrew_Higginbottom

I was looking at Chipotle ..but then went onto to read about peoples cost of living struggles in a totally unrelated article. My thinking is when people are struggling financially that the fast food gets cut out of the budget so not a good time to get into the fast food business. Maybe I'm wrong.. put me straight :)


InterestingShow1112

Where is CPV 🚀 dude


DX6734D

Sleeping fuck off ya dawn EDIT: aw shit lessgo 🚀🚀🚀🚀. Wish I didn't sell some units yesterday tho. O


Any_Delivery_4109

you sold when there's contract due? damnnn


DX6734D

Only 4k units out of 24k I bought some extra in 40c range last month, but the 20k is the core long term long 🤷‍♂️


NoDuffTrading

All I can say is thank fuck my MAY average is 1.9c and they had success to produce from 1B. I feel sorry for all who bought in the last couple days as a trading halt should’ve been implemented. Piss poor management and accountability from the ASX. Hopefully they can fix this shit and people can get their money back. Edit- some insanely large buys still coming through…


AureusStone

They won't fix things. Far too messy. But it would be good to see a bit of accountability.


NoDuffTrading

It’s not impossible and does happen frequently but how this was not foreseen blows my mind. Also the costs are now going to be significantly higher


prettyboiclique

I simply live with the pain


HeiPando

Damn it sat on my hands to rebuy PLS for a trade :(


BrettoFromTheGhetto

Wait I just realised that EOFY sales make sense and it isn't just a meme everyone says here wtf.......


Crumpy88

And the last horse finishes the race


Polite_Jello_377

Slow clap


Andrew_Higginbottom

..of horse dung hitting the ground.


InterestingShow1112

https://preview.redd.it/o9572j11z09d1.png?width=1462&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d788b192cb6b8561922dc9187da241f7a5216be 😅 just the demo account, forgot I set that one on the last dip......


SnooDonuts1536

MAY the new 88e?


Far_Unit9020

88E at least found water


NoDuffTrading

At least they have production from 1B deemed commercial


PortelloKing

![gif](giphy|eIxfqYj49VsaTbFKJ4) AL3 holders today.


Dinosaurrrrrrrrrr

Insane volatility on MAY this week lol. Pity those who bought in at .6 yesterday and today oof


mmmmyup1

Yesterday I was a hero, now I’m a bag holder. How the turntables.


Lomar01

Double down today and the only thing you'll be holding tmorrow are the keys to your new Sunshine Coast beach villa brother.


Andrew_Higginbottom

..because he will have had to get a second job as a house maid to the owner of that villa?


Lomar01

A fire sale on MAY right now, a treat for the EOFY. People doomer posting about MAY's future have to remember that recent bad news is just an appraisal on a new well, Amistad is still seeming very successful (If you can have faith in their dubious announcements). A failed appraisal is not worth a 50% drop when the company has a genuinely successful well in my opinion THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.


Sunvmikey

1k barrels a day isn't worth a market cap of 160m either. Brk produce more and are sitting at a 50m market cap. May will drop more. Hardly a fire sale. And I was a massive may bull


Lomar01

I’m averaged at 0.04 rn I’m just tryna gaslight myself into believing we can hit nirvana again


AureusStone

Lol


rhythm34

![gif](giphy|tMOyj4hkcxSfe|downsized)


PortelloKing

I'm buying if it drops another 30% today.


InterestingShow1112

Im assuming this is not the dip to rocket time for MAY - or just the life of a O&G stonk AI summary.... of the positive part, but negative "This result is consistent with a previous failure in the deeper Marti reservoir, raising concerns about the well's productivity" "Positive: * The successful perforations confirmed the presence of pressure in the reservoir. * The focus remains on the Amistad reservoir, which is on track to deliver the first oil export this year. * The company plans to gather all available data and develop a remediation plan based on expert knowledge. * The results do not impact the initial field development plan based on Amistad Unit 1B. Overall, the announcement presents a setback in the Alameda-3 appraisal well, but the company remains optimistic about its plans for the Amistad reservoir and aims to address the issues encountered in the Alameda well.


moneyparrot

"to gather all available data and develop a remediation plan based on expert knowledge" sounds like a lot of baloney but what do I know I'm just a dumbfuck like the rest of yas


Awesomise

MAY's announcement from 25th did not say that there was actually oil, only that the flow test would produce a result if there's actually oil. Kind of a dick move if you ask me.


halffocused

I brought up their shitty announcements here once and got chewed out. I'm still pretty sure they've never actually found gas, in the sense that matters. \*Just checked their ann. Check this out lol: "Consistent with recent results from the deeper Marti reservoir, drill string fluids were unable to be recovered during flow testing." "Consistent with recent results we lost equipment down this hole too." Jesus christ


cohex

Waiting for comments about people not understanding the announcement and panicking. Old faithful MAY.


NoDuffTrading

Nah it’s shit


sneakycutler

So what now for the company?


NoDuffTrading

Produce from 1B and figure this shit out. Hopefully cash from 1B can fund further wells


sneakycutler

Thanks. What was the problem this time, they couldn’t extract oil despite data showing the contrary?


NoDuffTrading

Sounds like same issue as Marti however they don’t know. It doesn’t make sense based on A1 and the properties of the well. It could all be fixed but highly likely it’ll compromise the well and not be rectified


Sunvmikey

AP should be sacked


NoDuffTrading

2 hours to let his mates sell and then announce shit news


Sunvmikey

I got worried seeing the dip but after two huge green days I thought it was t+2 traders or a healthy pullback. Have you sold out?


NoDuffTrading

Same, should’ve known better


cohex

Ah damn, sorry to hear!


NoDuffTrading

It should have been in a trading halt, piss poor management of this


Lomar01

Ikr, but it’s not even the people here it’s the actual stock owners dumping when they see the words “no oil samples were obtained” and not understanding a word of it lmao.


t4zmaniak

Oof


BigNinkiD

![gif](giphy|xUPJPCRVYGUYZzyWzu)


NoDuffTrading

MAY ya cunt


roreybeIIows

Accurate. At least we know there’s a pattern of leaky


NoDuffTrading

Yeh it’s been like that for 3 years, ridiculous standards of reporting


roreybeIIows

I went to go make a coffee and MAY wtf?!


prettyboiclique

MAY my beloved, shank me in the ribs for the FIFTH TIME eh???