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That’s going to look awfully dumb if he ever gets cut in half

unless he gets cut longways

Hotdog, not hamburger.

Pickle not carrot.

🤯 You have just revolutionized cutting!

Well, I can't take all the credit.

I mean the first guy to cut a pickle and a carrot at the same time is probably long gone. Now is your time to shine!

what if it's longways from the side?

Or if he puts on pants.

Or if he puts only a crop top

Then it becomes flirty

Oh yes

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UN______ABLE

Woah man cool tattoo what's UNBRE

Hey man, you okay? You just stopped wri

Yoo you good? Noticed you st

ay, you good? Noticed yo

Are you alright? I just saw

Oh shit. Is this Candlejack all over ag

Wtf? You stopped writ

Damn are you o

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What's that gotta do with pant sagging?

Well then it might just say unable, which will also be true becuase he’ll be in a wheelchair

Like when they sew him back together? That’s awesome

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-31153964

Thought it was a the Sun article

He said unbreakable not uncuttable

un breakable

Or when the surgeon goes in for the hip replacement. The scar will be pretty funny though.

Or gets buck broken.

Well if he’s sliced right below the “k,” it will say “unbreak,” which means he will be unbroken, or put back together. Win/win

Probably looks dumb while he's getting folded like a trestle table and pounded too, cos that's the vibe a torso length tattoo gives off.

Reminds me of a buddy of mine. I tattooed "no regerts" (we didn't know the reference until after) on his calf, my foot, another friend's thigh and another's arm. The one who got it on his calf got hit by a car while crossing the street and had to get that leg amputated from the knee down. He's asked me to tattoo "maybe one..." just above the stump

Or needs a hip replacement in his 70s

I think the nipple and other arms make it pretty clear that it's not an arm

We’re not supposed to have arm nipples?

Wait...you guys DON'T have arm nipples?

I guess just dick nipples for that guy. Or maybe he has dick arms?

When you say dick nipples, I'm imagining an uncircumcised penis as the nipple, withe an areola around it and everything, just hanging off someones chest.

I'm one of those people old enough to remember when the phrase "shitting dick nipples" was everywhere, so I unfortunately imagine something fairly similar, but also so, so much worse 😭💔

Man I hope they were joking bc I def have arm nipples

... no... of course not?

oh shit, what am i supposed to do about all these arm nipples??

I think get dick nipples tattooed over them?

the only option that makes sense

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I better start pumping

At first glance I thought it was a giant arm and a bullet wound.

Thats what i thought too, i was so confused

I stared at the title and the picture for about ten seconds wondering how the arm wasn't an arm. Definitely a weird visual trick.

Me too! It took seeing his actual arm on the left side of the picture to understand what I was looking at, lol.

Tbf, im viewing it from my mobile [like this](https://imgur.com/a/ZAx61hZ) and I thought that was his leg and dick on the right

It took me a while to see it like that, but I did.

OHHHHH I spent so long asking which arm wasn't an arm, and wondering if his giant penis was supposed to be somewhere looking like an arm but I couldn't find it. They mistook his body for an arm? How?

With a title like that, I was looking for a big red circle ⭕

It looks like a potato

Says SymmetricDickNipples

good reading, bro

Took me way too long to realise what it was if not an arm tbh

That execution is not great

r/ATAAE

What about this was great execution? Feels like the wrong sub for sure.

They... spelled it correctly?

Depends on what they actually wanted. Just because it's a legitimate word, doesn't mean it was the word they actually wanted.

That’s for sure. I laugh at how many misspellings there are in tattoos.

I done a tattoo for a friend that said Unbreakable across his stomach. He got in a car crash months later the doctors had to cut right through it. I really wish I could've heard the Dr's comments as the cut through it. Positive thing they lined it back up when they sewed him up so it not wonky 😂

Call me superstitious but it's the reason why I would never get adjectives like tough, unbreakable, etc. You are just asking for trouble.

I think it’s more that those people who think of themselves as such take greater risks more often, although a car accident could very well be a good old fashioned coincidence.

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That's both hilarious and genius.

There is nothing dumber in the world than trying to outsmart a superstition.

Lol having the tattoo maybe helped them maintain the alignment!

Kimmy?!

She’s alive dammit! It’s a miracle!

PINOT NOIRE (in Titus voice)

Avèc moi!

I’m glad someone else saw the word and thought of Kimmy 😅😅😅

Man, this dude is a HUGE Kimmy Schmidt fan.

This doesn’t strike me as awful taste. It’s a side body tattoo. So what? 🤨

Big blocky letters à la Mr. Cool Ice is always good taste.

Man the comments on ATBGE posts confuse me sometimes. How do you look at this awful block of text tattooed on some guy's side and not see the awful taste??

Going to sunbathe naked without sunscreen, suddenly it says UN ABLE

This def belonged where you found it, and not here haha

What

It's not well done. It's shitty.

Oh, didn't see the title.

"Mods are pretty self-entitled complaining about reddit using its own platform how it pleases" - /u/Antique-Pride2509

star citizen fanboy

"Mods are pretty self-entitled complaining about reddit using its own platform how it pleases" - /u/Antique-Pride2509

I was wondering why it was redirecting me to this post... This is kind of going beyond a silly reddit slapstick fight here, my guy. You ok?

"Mods are pretty self-entitled complaining about reddit using its own platform how it pleases" - /u/Antique-Pride2509

Seek therapy.

Pretty shitty execution... Is r/ataae a thing?

It is! This belongs there

Also r/sbeve.

Looks like crayons

She’s alive dammit! It’s a miracle!

Big Kimmy Schmidt fan.

Lol, gonna look like a dumbass walking around shirtless with only “UNBRE” visible.

They Alive Dammit!

It's kind of ballsy for a dude that scrawny to get a tattoo that says unbreakable when he's very obviously breakable.

The rack would break that torso.

Tbf, the rack breaks *every* torso

Tbf, I did know that.

"Sorry sir but you have a few broken ribs a broken pelvis and a broken femur. You realize this tattoo didn't make you a super hero right? Jumping in front of that bus for a Klondike bar was not a good decision. Also your Klondike melted."

I don't know why people act so stupid these days.

You just know that when he’s a gentleman of advancing years he’ll somehow end up fracturing his right hip…

Women are strong as hell!

That is sure a shitty tattoo but for me this does not belong here. This sub is aweful taste but great execution. Here you only have the first part.

Not really awful taste or great execution

r/sbeve

UnAble Break

I’m gonna break it to prove him wrong

ROCK AND STONE

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!

Should be easy to coverup, right..???

Bill mains are crazy

For a second I thought this was the massive chain guy from yesterday. I was like nooooo. I mean, I'm still like noooo...

Why is his torso so perfectly rounded?

It looks like an energy drink name/logo

f

my man must be in shreds at whats become of bruce

That is awful taste and pretty bad execution

With the pants it’s UnbrI

If he were a bottom and it ran vertically from the nape of his neck to his tailbone, it’d be dope.

ATAAE

well that seems a little optimistic..

That’s not even good execution that’s just r/badtattoos material

Buck? Broken

He’s going to feel really stupid if he breaks any bones.

BREAK, UN-ABLE

man if this dude gets hit by a truck the doctors are gonna be real confused when they see some broken bines

Kimmy Schmidt?

* revs engine *

Send it to the car crusher

I like that the “break” part is right over their hip. Will be quite the coinkydink if that’s how this person goes down. Edited for pronouns

“It was cooler in my head”

No one: This guy wearing shorts: UNBRABLE 😏

They'll break you in prison

Famous last words

Unable

They alive, dammit! It’s a miracle!

Am I dumb or is this caption just nonsense

Did anyone else immediately have the theme song of the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt playing loudly in their head?

As they say, being gay isnt even the gayest thing a mf can do

UN ABLE Unable. Unable to comprehend the shittiness of this.

When he breaks his hip I’m going to label him a liar.

really dude??

That's not an arm, that's a whole dude!

UN ABLE??

If he wears his boxers a bit high it will say “UN…ABLE”

Man that is so hilarious

He looks like a warped DVD box of a really shitty movie.

r/chargeyourphone

Is the execution good?

So if someone pushes him off a high cliff onto some rocks below, does he have to remove this tat if he lives?

That is stupid AF 😂

Unable