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They knew exactly what they were doing.
Judging by the sculptures I don't think they know what the tip of their dick looks like
That’s because they weren’t circumcised, and the statues don’t depict men with erections.
No, it's people in the US who don't know what the tip of a penis is supposed to look like.
Large penises were thought to be a sign of boorishness and fools, so they always depicted the gods with modest members as a sign or respect. Or so I've read, anyways.
It also means less to draw and/or sculpt. It could’ve been planned laziness.
Biggus Dickus would be proud.
But he was a vewy good fwend in Wome, not Cowinth
He has a wife you know…
*Incontinentia*
Incontinentia Buttocks!
Helmet? No no no, that’s his cod piece!
r/ConfusedGreeceAsRome
I wouldn't try greek with that. Maybe something more..... conventional?
It's a weapon of war worthy of the strongest men, not some boy's toy!
Armour seller! I'm going into battle, and I need only your strongest helmet!
Take my axe.
this is the evidence, that there had been dickheads in greek AD
'ol Dickhead
They knew that pen-is mightier than the sword
The helmet of the Greek king Testicles
At least he didn’t get the shaft on his helmet choice!
I've heard that guy was kind of a dickhead.
Real stylish I’d wear that! I’m sure I could pull that look off….
I'd blush so hard trying to pull that look off. Oh wait, that *would* contribute to the look ...
I thought this was r/mildlypenis for a moment.
https://pbfcomics.com/comics/small-man/
This is not greek it is Roman fine craftsmanship, it is the helmet of the great biggus dickus
What a dickhead
“Now that’s thinking with your head” -my bf
There's a Greek spelling "The penís more mightful than the sword."
Pretty sure it’s intentional. These were the Romans, after all.
Only used by the ancient dickites.
https://i.imgur.com/ujpShY9.gifv
The Germans actually have a word for this (surprise, amirite): Pimmelkopf
https://youtu.be/yzgS61zgPEg?feature=shared
Well, you gotta protect your _head_ somehow
It would appear that [Beldar](https://i.imgur.com/LHXqaFa.jpeg) has lost his helmet...
Year One status…
The guy who wore this was a real dickhead.
The helmet of Testicles Maximus
This would be such a shitpost to a crusader
Bet they combed the desert in that.
That's a real boneheaded design.
Today, we have furry vagina hats.
We should totally do lunch sometime!
They knew exactly what they were doing.
Judging by the sculptures I don't think they know what the tip of their dick looks like
That’s because they weren’t circumcised, and the statues don’t depict men with erections.
No, it's people in the US who don't know what the tip of a penis is supposed to look like.
Large penises were thought to be a sign of boorishness and fools, so they always depicted the gods with modest members as a sign or respect. Or so I've read, anyways.
It also means less to draw and/or sculpt. It could’ve been planned laziness.
Biggus Dickus would be proud.
But he was a vewy good fwend in Wome, not Cowinth
He has a wife you know…
*Incontinentia*
Incontinentia Buttocks!
Helmet? No no no, that’s his cod piece!
r/ConfusedGreeceAsRome
I wouldn't try greek with that. Maybe something more..... conventional?
It's a weapon of war worthy of the strongest men, not some boy's toy!
Armour seller! I'm going into battle, and I need only your strongest helmet!
Take my axe.
this is the evidence, that there had been dickheads in greek AD
'ol Dickhead
They knew that pen-is mightier than the sword
The helmet of the Greek king Testicles
At least he didn’t get the shaft on his helmet choice!
I've heard that guy was kind of a dickhead.
Real stylish I’d wear that! I’m sure I could pull that look off….
I'd blush so hard trying to pull that look off. Oh wait, that *would* contribute to the look ...
I thought this was r/mildlypenis for a moment.
https://pbfcomics.com/comics/small-man/
This is not greek it is Roman fine craftsmanship, it is the helmet of the great biggus dickus
What a dickhead
“Now that’s thinking with your head” -my bf
There's a Greek spelling "The penís more mightful than the sword."
Pretty sure it’s intentional. These were the Romans, after all.
Only used by the ancient dickites.
https://i.imgur.com/ujpShY9.gifv
The Germans actually have a word for this (surprise, amirite): Pimmelkopf
https://youtu.be/yzgS61zgPEg?feature=shared
Well, you gotta protect your _head_ somehow
It would appear that [Beldar](https://i.imgur.com/LHXqaFa.jpeg) has lost his helmet...
Year One status…
The guy who wore this was a real dickhead.
The helmet of Testicles Maximus
This would be such a shitpost to a crusader
Bet they combed the desert in that.
That's a real boneheaded design.
Today, we have furry vagina hats.
We should totally do lunch sometime!