I'm an introvert, gimme seat #3 so me and Gregory can respectfully ignore each other.

You would probably have Tariq kicking your seat though! And I bet Janine in front of you would be freaking out since she's afraid of heights

Omg did not think of Tariq kicking the seat back like a child

I was looking at it as Janine being in the seat behind lol but she won’t shut up all flight. I think it’ll be 1 for me, Barbara will keep in line those who missbehave

Jessca isn’t going to give either of you peace though

Also, no way Janine isn't going to turn around and talk to Gregory a lot.

Hopefully that would happen, and I would offer to trade seats with her. And she would be sitting next to no one according to this. Perfect.

Tariq's going to be the loudest person on the plane (either by talking or music or something).

He definitely didn’t prepare for a long flight. He will ask ppl to buy him alcohol drinks as he forgot his money. He also forgot headphones & charging chord for phone & Will listen it on the speaker. It’s going to be awkward as what ever he plays will be sexually graphic & have lots of cussing. Eventuality phone battery will die & he is going to harass half the plane to borrow charging cable but no one wants to lend him one since his phone was loud & disruptive. Since he has nothing to do he is about to get annoying.

6 because that row would put headphones and eye coverings and mind their business 4 because the small talk would be a riot 1 because I know Barb would either be super friendly or leave me alone

I was thinking Ava would find me extremely lame and not worth her time (FAIR) so that’s the safest seat to sleep 😂

Yeah but I feel like she’d busy out some crazy portable battery powered foot spa during the flight

Ava is a grifter and I wouldn’t put it past her to sell your seat to someone.

Yup. Window seat for life and as close to the front as possible lol

Seat 2, I adore Janine and think Mr. Johnson would have the best stories. That or he would just sleep the whole time

Barb would look back and offer you a neck pillow 🥰 (or a prayer lol)

Hahaha yes she would for sure

She would be courteous & helpful

Ok this is officially the best seat. Good vibes!

Plus you can take all of Janine’s not needed leg room

Im short like Janine we would be in heaven

bro Mr.J would make the plane ride go so fast with his stories🤣

I want to know more about the election!

2 is the obvious choice!!

4

Ditto. Fun stories...interesting life lessons from that pair.

Seat 4 😎 We’ll be cracking up

3 because I feel like me and Gregory would just put in our headphones and have a nice quiet flight

8 because I need a man

Ashley is the most obnoxious person on that plane tho lol

One side, you have manny who is great to stare at but on the other side there’s Ashley who would drive Ghandi to murder.

Ashley is hilarious 😂

I scrolled too far down to find this answer, this is the right one

I would just cancel my flight if I got stuck on row 8 😂

6 i know the tea is pipping hot lol

I was going to pick Ava, but I worry she's going to just pop Xanax and sleep through the flight.

4. I feel like both would be fun to talk to

I feel like I could bond with Melissa over the collective eye roll that is Tariq. Plus, you just know she brings nips when she is flying.

I’m gonna pick 2. Janine is so optimistic & Mr. Johnson is a great storyteller. Entertainment would be set

NO- Janine is adult equalquivilant to a kid you start playing with on a plane. Now they want to do peek a boo for next 2 hours. You will live to regret making conversation w her as she will talk & bug you the entire flight.

An aisle seat AND I can sit with Barbara? No contest. I didn't even look at the other options.

And Mr. Johnson's funny ass is behind us? Absolutely my pick.

And Erika next to us across the aisle to keep it fun! Again. No contest.

7. Librarians are cool people and know a lot about different things, and make for great conversations. And l just love Ms. Inez!

And she's Cree Summer! I mean.. yes, librarians are cool....

I have such a girl crush on Cree Summer!

And at 7 you can watch Ava’s screen. You know she’s going to have something good on

And it’s an aisle seat—I will always go for those

5, because i would probably find them funny

I think that combo would be surprisingly delightful!

7

Right? Across the aisle from Mr. Johnson is going to be a treat.

Also, sitting next to Ms. Inez means we’d probably spend much of the flight talking about favorite books and recommendations.

The sanest row

4 just so I could be next to Melissa ❤️

1 would be crazy fun! mrs howard is very polite and would probably console my flight-anxiety. Morton would be…reading Men Are From Mars, Women are à from Venus and not getting it. Erica’s just cool & down to earth and we would get to laugh/roll our eyes at Ava’s extravagant flight shenanigans. Bonus: Mr J being kinda curmudgeonly but who happily offers up savvy hygienic travel tips)!

2. Janine seems like she’d be so much fun and Mr. Johnson would definitely keep it interesting

6 cause I know that’s first class.

I thought the same thing! Ava would never be caught in economy

6 cuz I love Ava

4 your not going to get any rest at all😂😂

4 for sure!

Any answer other than 4 is incorrect.

Can I get seat 8 if manny has his date beard?

2. I wanna hear more conspiracies theories from Mr. Johnson.

1 and I’m buying Barbara and the Janitor drinks.

6 for the fun, 7 for the sitting quietly reading together maybe chatting a bit about the books, & 8 because Manny... Y'all know Ava would not be in a middle seat, though!!

1 - I'm an aisle seat gal no matter what and I wouldn't mind some Barbara wisdom right now

8 cause Manny is my husband he just doesn’t know it yet. And Ashley is old enough to know better, young enough to sheesh!!!

would ava be in coach though?

Would her frenemy be in the back row too?

8

You must be a masochist

I loved her. I don't know how to explain it, and I know I am alone there, but I do.

Fwiw I liked her too—not enough to answer this question the way you did, but I liked her.

That's fair. Manny's relentless positivity is definitely a vibe I need while I prep for retaking the LSAT. Probably not a seat I would choose 6 months ago lol

I’m hearing alllllll about the Denver Airport from Mr Johnson

9. Zack would be fun to talk to and Gary would share snacks.

Exactly my thought!!

Seat 4 is the best seat to be in! 😂

3 for sure. Gregory would not speak and I can stare out the window like God intended.

5

Seat 8 is stressing me out

As far away from Ashley as I can get. I'd probably pick 5 and just hide off to the side. I want to be besties with Jacob.

Seat one. I as a 62 year old white guy in the education field know middle aged black women are the glue that holds the shit together.

4. Tarek is hot and Melissa will have booze

8, I'm so drawn to manny

One or six. I have to talk to Barbara or Ava. Period!

7, because the librarian knows how to stay quiet!

2! Mr. Johnson has so many good stories and I can relate to Janine a lot. 😇

I can’t decide between 2 or 4.

5

3. I just want to chill on this damn flight.

1. Barbara will talk but I feel like maybe I could get us to watch a movie at the same time and I feel like I could find something she’d like.

1 all day next to the sleeper and the Bible reader, nothing but peace and serenity

6 - becsuse Ava is 100% gonna put a cooling pillow behind her neck, w nice eye mask and just fall asleep and I won’t have to talk to anyone. She might even share

6 because Ima be talking cash money shit with Ava.

4

3 for the quiet tension plus I know Tarik and Gregory's facial expressions is gonna have me laughing

I didn’t even consider if this was row placement too. The adds another layer. Gregory and I would be /shining/ the whole time about homegirl to his right. However, the tension of Tariq talking non-stop and Greg staring at Janine the whole time would be a might uncomfortable.

That’s an easy 4. I love Zach Fox

1 or 7. Aisle is best.

Are you kidding? 6 baby. I’m gonna have fun for 13 hours.

6!

It’s a 2 for mr. Johnson! Idgaf about janine

2. I want Mr Johnson to tell me the truth about the CIA.

6.Ava might be rude to Janine,But she’s very interested in what teens want to do with their lives.She’d probably help me the most.

Lucky 6. Time to charm Ava

Oddly I feel Tariq and Melissa (4) would be an "interesting" vibe, so I'd sit with them.

I’m normally a window seat gal but put me in 4 between Tariq and Melissa for the best convo I’ll ever listen to in my life lmao I’d also take 2 because I think Janine and Mr. Johnson would likewise be an interesting duo to listen to. And 6 for Ava. And the window.

2 bc mr johnson would tell the best stories

7

3 or 4 100%

Seat 6 please! I am confident Ava would a. Take an ambien, mind her business, and pass out with an eye mask on AND b. Be fully prepared for ANY in-flight emergency even if she’s emerging from a dead sleep. Plus bonus Cree Summer a row behind— her voice is so soothing.

1- Barb would be a courteous, easy & helpful person to sit next to. Or 6- Ava would be entertaining

6. That sounds like we’re gonna laugh together and go to sleep

3 cos i know Mr.Mans would just keep to himself like the gentleman he is 🙂‍↕️

I feel like I’d get along well in #5. Those boys like to yap but I find it kind of charming

4 & 5!

6

Seat #6

Poor Barbara

6 cause Ava would be in first class and the three of us would have a peaceful flight.

Seat 9. It’s unproblematic, I could probably talk to Zach if in the mood, and I could sneak looks at Manny in front of us.

2. Me and Mr. Johnson go way back

2

Between Tariq and Melissa, we finna act up

4 purely for the chaos and entertainment 😂

Seat 4 no question

All the others I've seen of this it's finding the least painful seat, but this is finding the seat with the most fun and that is 4. Between Tariq and Schementi? I'm going to be disappointed when the flight is not longer

Definitely 4

4 & 6 🤭

I want to say seat 6 but I’m to scared. So seat 4

4 or 6!

4 i think I would truly enjoy myself lol

Seat 1. Miss Barbara and I will make courteous seat mates

6. Far far away from Janine. I want to sit next to Ava and discuss Beyonce songs

DUDEEEEE i'd be sooo down to sit between Manny and Ashley, the ultimate hypemen!!

2: you get Mr. Johnson’s life stories and Janine would be polite when you need to use the bathroom. Then 9: Zach seems amazing and would probably let me sleep if I passed out on his shoulder.

1,2,7 or 9! I can't pick :(

7 seems like the quietest spot so i can ignore everyone in peace and sleep

5

3. I can talk to Gregory a little. And kinda eavesdrop on Tariq just to see what funny stuff he says 😂

9. You get to talk to Zack who's pretty chill and I bet Janine's mom has some crazy gossip you can listen to.

6 - window seat, all of us would mind our business for most of the flight then chat the last half and figure out we’re going the same place and exchange info

1 because I adore barbara, she would make the best conversation and then also be polite when I want us to just have quiet time. AND, erica is hilarious and we would probably end up making fun of morton together

9 would probably yield the least disruptive experience and is therefore the correct choice

2 or 3

Number 6, I'm gonna get some jokes!

Always 2. I need as much Mr. Johnson in my life as possible! He can dispense pearls of wisdom onto me and Janine T.!

I’m going with number 6! I’ll be entertained the entire time!

4. Definitely 4

4 or 5 haha

4 or 6

Not looking through all the numbers but next to Gregory!! I like my quiet on a flight

I very much prefer an aisle seat, so of the two options, I definitely like option 1 more. Barbara would respect me and my headphones.

I'm definitely choosing #6. I wanna sit with the bad bishes.

You can't pay me enough to sit with 1 and 2, but you see seats 4 and 6, those are my people 🤭👍

5

2

1, would make for a peaceful flight. No chit chatting no nothing😂

Foreal 😂

I got Gary and Zach

2 all day

Can’t go wrong with 2 or 3 🙂

6, 9, 5

2! Laughing all the way.

Either 4 or 6. Lively interaction guaranteed.

6 or 7, for sure. 6 because having that one-on-one time with Ava would teach me so much, and Erika seems super chill/normal on a flight. 7 because Manny is the only person who'd be respectful enough not to kick my seat+Ms. Inez seems like she would have a ton of interesting tidbits to tell. 1 was a close contender but Barbara seems like someone who would clap when the plane lands, which always makes me roll my eyes lol

4, I’m trying to get to know Tariq

6 or 4 for snarky quips and stupid jokes

5 for the view plus the window lol wouldn’t mind sitting next to that cutie. also tarique would be entertaining to be behind

7. I'd need an aisle seat for a 12 hour flight. I'd take a Xanax and just chill. I feel like it'd be a quiet row.

4. I'd give an arm and a leg for a shot with Melissa.

7 fo sho!

4

Definitely not 4. Tariq is my type; and by that I mean he’s the type I should stay away from because he’d ruin my life. I’d be in love by the end of the flight and Melissa would encourage my dumb ass for entertainment purposes

9! As long he’s not crying over the breakup, or talking about sneakers. Couldn’t handle that for 12 hours. lol

6 because 1) they both would be cracking me up the entire flight with the gossip and jokes and 2) they are most likely in first class.

8 I’ll complete the Latino row 😂🇵🇷

8, everyone is a vibe

It's a 12 hr flight I for damn sure ain't sitting in coach so i wouldn't be next to any of them 🤣

8 not close. I’ll be crossing and uncrossing my legs and accidentally kicking the back of Zach seat the entire time.

4, 5 or 8! I feel like it would be fun lol

i’m an anxious flyer so i’m probably sitting next to barbara. i feel like she would help me feel calm

4 hands down.

4 or 6!!!

1

8 so Manny and I can bond over how annoying Ashely is lol

4

2! Janine and I can listen to our audio books, and I feel like she’d be okay holding hands if we hit turbulence.

I’m a window girlie. Put me with in 9 or 3. I feel like Ava would make fun of me and then I’d cry bc I get super anxious while flying 🥲 Zach would be nice to me and make me laugh and Gregory and I would share mutual silence or we’d talk about how we both love gardening.

I thought similarly about 6, but I think Erika would have our back.

2

6!

.#3 so I can have a window seat and be left alone.

Row 10 fasho 😍

3, 4, and 9. The first to relax and mind my business. The last two for the vibes and laughs.

4 if I want to have fun. 3 if I want to sleep, because I have the Gregory buffer.