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DisMyNameRightHea

"You alright?" *Post Malone sounds*


askclydefrog

This made me actually lol 🤣


EverbodyHatesHugo

Ditto! And I rarely experience happiness.


mameatgothard

oh brother 😹


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datpurp14

You meant gum, right? *Right??*


UmbraMundi

He said what he said


ACID_pixel

*OoOoOoOoOoOoOooh* I fall apart


one-droplet

this exact song, yes.


BulbusDumbledork

those o's are from [this version](https://youtu.be/AHaaaO4L1jk?si=wof0vYF_mngnZBnm&t=26) specifically


fatalrugburn

Goddamn you reached into another dimension for that joke. Lmao


Shao_Ling

you mean his arm/shoulder reached another dimension


LyonsKing12

"Congratulations"


liqrfre

Fucking LOL I've never actually laughed out loud like that at a comment. Bravo


KickBakZach

I'm fuckin dead 💀


Jumpy_Patient2089

Seasons change and our love went coldddddd


pryvisee

What a great comment! Got me good.


cmdkeyy

Guess he don’t want to sober up to feel the pain


KillerJMiller

Watched it first with no sound, then had to go back after seeing your comment. Not disappointed lmao


OsoInNY

Same. Laughed way too hard


goddm95624

Bro does no sound like he's alright 😕


adh1003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5GkfA52CTo He was fine. And the people later in the video do say, "Don't make a noise like that!" in relation to his wail LOL


Hexerade

Sounds like a mix of shock and briefly being winded by the sudden drop


adh1003

Agreed, don't think it was 'for the camera' or whatever. And it *is* fortunate yet surprising that the shoulder of the arm hanging onto the ring that *did not* break is OK - might well be a bit sore once the adrenaline wears off!


ThousandFingerMan

It looks like he really did get lucky, because that was a nasty twist that the other arm went through.


lil_pee_wee

The ring spins… That yank on the other hand🤨


Versaiteis

Gotta love that panicked feeling of "I don't feel any pain... *yet*"


notmyrealusernamme

Very similar to anytime I get a large/serious enough cut to worry but it hasn't started bleeding yet from the shock response.


eragonawesome2

This reminded me of a line from a book, maybe even Eragon specifically, where an assassin tries to kill a soldier in his sleep, but the soldier happened to wake up and catch them approaching, and in the ensuing exchange the soldier believes he got out uninjured, only to look around and see people looking horrified at his stomach. He looks down to see a slash across his belly deep enough to see layers of fat and muscle, not yet bleeding because he's tensed up so much from the fight, then absolutely gushing blood a moment later as his muscles relax slightly


Radiant_Salt3634

That was my first thought. That's the gasping sound of someone winded. You can't really control it. Your body is screaming to draw a breath but your muscles wont cooperate.


theethirty

seen too many motorcycle vids with a similar wail


ArcadianDelSol

I thought he fell on a goat


octopoddle

https://i.imgflip.com/8vl3pj.jpg


TheReverseShock

That's a I think I broke a bone noise. He definitely shouldn't be making it if he's fine. I agree with his buddy here.


socialister

they're telling him not to be injured / shocked / whatever, it's kinda messed up come on let my man groan in confusion and agony for a sec the way we police men is so weird


South_Hat3525

They should be telling him to swear like a trooper. It is scientifically proven that swearing helps pain relief.


adh1003

His buddy saying what, exactly? Besides: * Watch the longer YouTube video again * Note the noises for both left and right hand detach are very similar * Note the puff of chalk both times * Note when he's later very close to camera that you can see he has straps The arm *not* holding the ring is the one he uses to push himself up onto his feet with and then point at the camera with, at no point making any noises, grimaces or other indications of pain at those moments. Fucking good effort if he'd got a broken shoulder. Then there's the first line of the video description itself, of course, but we've only ViralHog's word for it so I do realise it's far from convincing: > **"I was doing a ring sequence and the ring broke in half. I came out unscathed."**


SteamedPea

didn’t say a damn thing just tapping yapanese


TheReverseShock

Do you want to rephrase this a bit more concisely? Your point is not clearly illustrated here.


adh1003

Concisely: You're absolutely wrong and the evidence you cite for your claim is nonsense.


FourteenTwenty-Seven

You've agroed onto someone because you misread my dude.


Earlier-Today

I was thinking badly pulled forearm muscles from the yank plus the fall - maybe a dislocated or broken finger or two.


Enough-Staff-2976

Nothing that a little dirt and duck tape can't fix.


DelfrCorp

Add some ramen for it to last a while.


datpurp14

Too much sodium though.


DelfrCorp

The Salt is what keeps it all together...


GuillotineComeBacks

I'm pretty sure he's in a Uuuuh state.


datpurp14

Utuuuh?


MyBallsAreSymmetric

^you ^good?


Murky-Turnover

Is there a goat spectating?


thegreatjamoco

Stevie Nicks was cheering on the sidelines


bbqqsauce

🔟


KevKevKvn

9️⃣


ObjectiveSubjects

Found the German judge


Suspicious_Kiwi980

8️⃣


memesanddepression42

7️⃣


tokyoedo

6️⃣


Brilliant_Chemica

5️⃣


Inoox

4️⃣


grags12

3️⃣


Gaming_Power177

2️⃣


BasementOrc

1️⃣


CSpiffy148

Is that how many weeks until his shoulder is healed?


Open-Year2903

Wow. New fear unlocked. Replace wooden rings often


Top-Chocolate-321

WOOD?!


allaboutmojitos

Yes


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kittshark

metal is also very slippery


Srirachachacha

So that's why all bench press bars are made out of bamboo


dragsonandon

Yeah, and i never drop that as i swing it wildly over my head...


MoonWillow91

They’re metal so they can slide in your grip, like coming over your head with it or out in front of you as some people do with them. Like the parallel bars are metal. So they can rotate… They need to be able to hold a grip in those rings. Also those rings are moving and more likely to wack someone


Kurai_Cross

Parallel bars are not made of metal. The vertical supports are metal, however the bars themselves are wood or fiberglass with a wood like coating. The men's high bar is made of metal.


MoonWillow91

Oh I guess I was mistaken if so. Been years since I’ve been around any of that. (Neice) if that’s right, i could have sworn they were metal but may have been fiber glass and I just didn’t realize.


NoWingedHussarsToday

Yes, I absolutely would replace them.....


baby_blobby

Yes i absolutely wood replace them


SpadraigGaming

Yes I absolutely wood


arko20

Can someone please explain to me why they're wood instead of metal or plastic


Open-Year2903

Much better grip especially when sweaty. Good brands like rogue are made like plywood and don't break no matter what. This was some cheap wooden rings. I own 2 wooden sets from rogue {thin and thick} and a plastic set I keep outside in full sun and rain. Wood would be destroyed if left outside


4list4r

This guy gymnastics


RajenBull1

This Jim guynasts.


Ghost_of_Hicks

This nasty gym guy?


Thunderbridge

Couldn't they have a metal core for support and prevent breakage?


Open-Year2903

Good quality rings don't break. [quality rings](https://www.roguefitness.com/rogue-wood-rings?sku=RA0022&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwp4m0BhBAEiwAsdc4aL68Ylw332kYN3ONnqyo-ercHW0woc2005RoXqy8xUGep6b45WiKxBoCqbMQAvD_BwE) Metal increases the weight, during gymnastics routines you move the rings really fast to get in place.


SavvySillybug

A metal core for a closed wooden ring would add a lot of complexity to the part, how would you even put it together? Two wooden halves with a groove, then what? Glue it? Would wear out over time with the forces in play. Screws? Now you got holes in them you gotta cover up, the covers might fall off, and now some poor gymnast is bleeding cause they gripped a wooden edge mid spin. Source: I have touched wood once so I know how it's manufactured instinctively


CocktailPerson

Probably could, but why? This is a pretty freak occurrence.


Alternative_Pilot_92

Metal would be a damn weapon lol they should definitely be using some kind of composite though.


natedagr8333

Plastic rings exist but I HATED them. Very slippery


ambermage

*Excellent work, Agent 47; your payment has been delivered to your account.*


BorsTheBandit

Thank you.


Kellykeli

110% pulled or tore something in his left arm, bro ragdolled


formidable_dagger

I’m not a native English speaker and just amazed by learning how literally any noun can be made into a verb. It’s a TIL day everday.


imp_st3r

If you're not verbing, you're not englishing right


Zlurpo

[Relevant Calvin and Hobbes](https://i.imgur.com/OdZpx.jpeg)


xobotun

Thanks, I was looking for that strip yesterday. :D


are-you-my-mummy

Rule 1: any noun can be verbed Rule 2 \[British English\]: any two-syllable object can be used as an insult in the form of "You absolute \_\_"


pleasedropSSR

You absolute Reddit.


kiddcherry

Isn’t that fairly common? I only speak english and german, and it happens in both languages quite often in slang usages


formidable_dagger

Well, not that common in Hindi. Virtually non-existent. So, clever conversions of noun into verb like ‘ragdolled’ is not only fascinating to me but also comical. Indic languages are little less flexible in this regard I reckon. But we have our own way of making and using slangs. You know what I mean…


kiddcherry

Oh interesting. Thanks for sharing. I somewhat assumed that most languages in mass modern use would have to have a high degree of flexibility to adapt with the times. Best of luck with your language learning!


formidable_dagger

Thanks! Have a good one!


TalonKAringham

Can you provide an example of how slang would translate from your native tongue?


Nothing-Casual

> But we have our own way of making and using slangs. You know what I mean… Pretty sure we don't lol. You've just told us about a fundamental difference in the way our languages are constructed and have developed and how they continue to change. I think most of us won't know unless we (1) speak Hindi and (2) study languages. Can you elaborate? This sounds interesting.


MoonWillow91

Well this had been interesting and now I have a TIL


withywander

Hinderesting, go on.


BarefootGiraffe

It’s somewhat comical in English too because it’s so informal. Wasn’t really a common practice that long ago. Not familiar with Hindi but if it’s grammatically possible you should just start doing it. Though I’m ND so take my social recommendations with a grain of salt.


Backupusername

That's probably because German is English's closest linguistic relative. Much of English vocabulary comes from Latin, but the grammatical structure and rules regarding conjugation are very similar.


DisMyNameRightHea

Honestly half the fun of English is monkeying around with it. See, I didn't even try to do that but while I was proofreading, I automatically used monkeying instead of playing🤣


DoesNotAbbreviate

I never really thought about it, but verbing non-verb words is absolutely something that happens commonly in english. There's a lot of things that don't have a specific verb related to them, but verbing a noun or other type of word gets you "close enough" to the concept in your head, so it just seems to work. German probably has a lot of specific words that fit those "missing words", since german seems to have a lot of really specific ones, like schadenfreude. In general, english seems like a very malleable language, where, while there's a lot of weird and finicky rules, as long as you follow the general flow of english, you can word things weirdly and still be understood. Even though you're ignoring rules and changing the types of words, it still seems to work. (Pretty sure I just used "word" as a verb there, so case in point)


fuzzby

[Verbing weirds languages.](https://external-preview.redd.it/reNpi7uDDjRIIa9hM4VsVJPMQKv2MfaXBFm05RYb8_4.jpg?width=863&auto=webp&s=b9194ddbd93e889601502ea06522c88b2866dc1e)


NSNick

Indeed. [Verbing weirds language](https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1993/01/25)


lewicki

Kinda crazy. This was passing through my feed last week: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1dndxqf/argentine_writer_j_l_borges_explains_why_english/


CGB_Zach

Ragdoll is actually both a verb as well as a noun.


adh1003

Nope, he was fine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5GkfA52CTo He was fine. And the people later in the video do say, "Don't make a noise like that!" in relation to his wail LOL


kaasrapsmen

A trained gymnasts shoulder should be able to take that


Berkut22

Rotator cuff for sure. 4-6 months of physio for that sonofabitch, once the (presumed) tears heal.


AltruisticBob

He was still holding a portion of the ring on the floor. If his arm ever works again he might be shoving that piece of ring up somebody's ass buying those rings on Alibaba. at first I thought both rings cracked, but the second failure was likely his shoulder joint.


GratuitousTiddie

Holy shit I hope it wasn't his shoulder. Those take a million years to heal


pollo_de_mar

Can concur. Nine months later, 47 Physical Therapy sessions, I'm still not right.


adh1003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5GkfA52CTo He was fine. And the people later in the video do say, "Don't make a noise like that!" in relation to his wail LOL


AltruisticBob

thanks for the full video, I'm glad he seems to be Ok. with respect to "Don't make a noise like that!" I would say that wail is justified.


MoonWillow91

He wanted to still be GOAT


pollo_de_mar

"I'll remember that next time a ring breaks and I'm unexpectedly dangling from one arm and then dropped to the floor." Yep, thanks for the advice. BTW, this is not dissimilar to the sound I made when I tore my supraspinatus tendon into two parts.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Probably shorter to list the muscles he didn’t tear.


BurnTheOrange

Angular momentum does some crazy shit


HowellPellsGallery

this is why we do not buy rings from Temu


mindharbinger

My dude's grip strength is Goku level.


Alternative_Pilot_92

That was the most majestic fail I've ever seen.


Wizradsandmagic

Uhuhuhuh.


RxHotdogs

He was not alright


dragonmasterjg

Wish.com rings


slow_RSO

Lol never dropped the broken part of the hoop through all that flying around


Hummingbird01234

How do you know when your gymnastics rings need to be replaced?


baby_blobby

>How do you know when your gymnastics rings need to be replaced? When you need to replace the gymnast


GetBack2Wrk

No Olympics for him.


Gr00mpa

I'm so impressed that he still spun so gracefully and...gymnastically.


overkill_input_club

Spider man, spider man, doin the best that a Spiderman can.


LunaTheFatBird

He looked cool whilst falling tho, he should incorporate that spin into his act minus the falling part!


Felixkeeg

*pop* goes the ring *pop* goes the shoulder joint


Hanoiroxx

Dude sounds like a wounded Wookie


Technical_Tourist639

We got a new Wilhelm scream


bolozombie

Probaly bought on temu


CheapBoxOWine

Lotta temu simps downvoting your comment.


ZenkaiZ

Saw another vid of rings breaking like this, guy landed on 1 foot and his leg snapped in half at the knee like a flamingo


robaroo

New nightmare unlocked. Just kidding. There’s no fucking way in hell I’ll ever do what this guys doing, so it’s nothing for me to worry about.


Graymarth

Ouch...


A_Literal_Child44

Did my guy just bust?


Beerbonkos

Boeing brand gymnastics equipment


No_Size_1765

Don't make that noise if you aint hurt I have to say it took a lot of strength to avoid a bad fall there.


headshot7777

Theres a second snap… but only one snapped ring… i think he mightve rly hurt something


No_Size_1765

I think his fingers clapped his hand when he lost his grip or the rope clapped


No_Size_1765

Full legnth video some annoying guy comes in and says that lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5GkfA52CTo


headshot7777

Ah i see lol makes more sense now. Have a good one


graveybrains

He didn’t really stick the landing, but I still give it an 8


Fernando_Bob

Improvised freestyle dismount followed by a solid goat impression. 10/10.


MarcosAC420

Career ender


RajenBull1

Whiplash, and then some.


SeaPoet5874

Glad he didn’t go head first 😬


abc_warriors

10 | 10 | 10 | 9


Key-Blacksmith1400

He's the goat.


DLS4BZ

must've been made in china


Bonovox4043

.....when in fact, he was not alright!


CraponStick

Your just too damn good for that ring!


RxHotdogs

I thought that was a crazy ass trick before I realized his rotator cuff and shoulder are no longer connected to his body


CardiologistMobile54

And that is why I don't work out


slimetakes

If this is a public gym and he got badly injured, he could probably sue for a whole lot of money.


DanOfRivia

That's the last part I would expect to break on this discipline. Why don't they use metal? Or do they use it on high caliber competitions like the Olympics and this was just cheap equipment?


rum-and-roses

It's less cheap equipment and more heavily used equipment not being replaced enough (it consistently has to survive more then their bodyweight hundreds of times a day


Indiana_John_

If the still rings were steel, there would be a lot more injuries. Sometimes when dismounting, you wack your foot, and it would really suck if the rings were steel. Also, chalk sticks to the surface of wood and plastics better imo. Chalking up a high bar takes a long time


patricksaurus

How does the other shoulder and collarbone even survive that? I hope that poor man is okay now.


momolamomo

Damn, the law of physics betrayed you


cosby714

And that's why there's padding under them. A lot of it.


CitizenKing1001

I wonder if he has trust issues now


SkiSTX

The ring broke, yay! Because I thought his arm was torn off for a sec there.


BeAutifullymiddle

That was so bad, hope his alright


Man_in_the_uk

Watched three times in a row, got me giggling.


theorgan

There goes your shoulder


billiarddaddy

That *fucken* huuuuurt.


Purple_Chipmunk_

What is the woman screaming at someone at the very beginning of the video?


CaptainCaesar

Thankfully for him - it wasn't his hand that snapped.


Filipitalian1997

/u/redditspeedbot <.50>


VeryDirtySanchez

His left shoulder is not gonna be okay for quite a while. God I hate shoulder injuries...


MetalSonic420YT

New fear acquired.


TheRealKingBorris

That honestly looked really cool tho


SephirothTheGreat

That must have hurt like a motherfucker


Mother-End-1803

I want to wtf that 2nd snap was!!! Did not sound good but the ring was fine???


Monniloidi

I liked it! Do it again!


Severe-Gold-9038

Bro got that grip, even when it broke he still holding on to the piece lmao


megamanisgod

Ouch... That hurt my arms just looking at that. My condolences. I hope your arm is alright


Kaisersolcay

Now you're rich


CamDaddyOG

just throw some chalk on it!


RackemFrackem

You didn't think it was possible for something to break?