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Fast-Bison-7697

Maine coons are cool in all till they take a human size dump in the litter box and you gotta clean it lol. 😂


jake1080

I'm guessing the litter box is just a 100 gal tub🤣


IIDrunkenGamerII

Regular size is enough for them. They don't produce human size poop lol


jake1080

I personally would not use a regular sized box for a maine coon. They are yuge. My normal sized cat acts like his is barely large enough lol


Tatersquid21

I've done tile for 30 years. I have a plastic pan/tub that I used for mixing my thinset and grout in. This tub is 28" × 18" × 4" deep. My cat has 2 of them, side by each, in our semi finished basement. Very little litter ends up on the floor, and they are very easy to clean. You can buy thes at Lowe's, Home DePot for around $7 each. Every 3 months, I empty them and wash them outside with the hose, let dry and reuse. Look for them in the masonry isle. There are 2 different sizes, the smaller is the better one.


jake1080

Good shout. Keeping this in mind for later


IIDrunkenGamerII

I have 2 regular sized for my m.c. - he pees/poops in one and like to sleep in the other


jake1080

Awwwee dual purrrpose


DiscFrolfin

I think we all need to paws and reflect on that :)


McPorkums

brb buying second toilet


RazzyRaziel

uhm, tell that to the coon i know that sometimes left pretty huge loose shits, when he took a shit sometimes it sounded like someone was squeezing a bottle of salad dressing thats almost empty


BlizzPenguin

Hopefully, they are not too big for a Litter Robot.


StrokesJuiceman

I’m pretty sure this is a black Norwegian Forest Cat. They get bigger than Maine Coons


Luci_Noir

Like most pets that people want on here, they take more work than they think.


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

Teach them to use the toilet. 😆😂🤣


aptdinosaur

Ahh, Whiskers and Whiskersaurus


instablok22

Ha! Whiskers and WHISKERS


Luci_Noir

#WHISKERS


DeinonychusPirate

The smaller cat is being sucked in by its gravitational pull


halotechnology

Lolol that is just hilarious 😂


Luci_Noir

Good thing it’s not a Void!


HerMajestyTheQueef1

I only saw a small cat....and a wolf


InsubordiNationalist

That a big *bleeping* cat!


chuckolatte

Ma! MA! The thing looks like Grandma


HerMajestyTheQueef1

It's three cats in a trench coat trying to get human adult size portions xD


jstndrn

Yeah, it took me way too long to realize that wasn't a cat and a dog. I was thinking, "How is this an absolute... WAIT, that's *a cat*?!"


Luci_Noir

It’s like a Wolf and a swifter combined.


500SL

I think that's a Black Lab in a wig.


zuxtron

It's a vicious cycle. The bigger cat is more easily able to reach the meat on the counter, and getting all that extra food helps it grow even bigger.


kratt1

That meat is for the maine coon, they eat alot. Our maine coons are both less than 10kg, girl is smaller than the boy ofc. If I remember right coons stop growing by year three, after that it's just weight management.


Pristine-Plan-3654

r/girlswithhugepussies


Trisketspls

Jesus christ no one posting in that sub knows how to hold a cat


Dirmb

It's like guys holding out a fish to make it look bigger. If you hold the cat up that way it looks bigger because it's all stretched out.


Benders1

/r/UpvotedBecauseButt


gtrogers

It is a nice butt


SwiftTayTay

She's got very muscular forearms. She's very built


Ov3r-_-K1LL

Big ol Coon


TheRealTechGandalf

That's not even a cat... It's something between a Maine Coon and a Lynx


5foot12inchesUnder

There was a cat?


BaconSpaceLord

Ah yes... I was totally looking at the... cat? What cat? 🍑👀


oldguykicks

Yep. Me too


TheZeezer

absolute units = plural. So yeah, that’s covered.


Sc00ter7622

That's a panther


Ganda1fderBlaue

It's so *long*


SlimTeezy

Do not invite this woman to the potluck


Gul_Dukat__

Just a few hairs and couple crumbs of litter no big deal


kratt1

She's cutting meat for the cats to eat, not for herself


Plastic-Cancel-4369

I lovvve Maine Coons !! They also gave more dog like demeanors. They're so awesome !


Waisted-extra-belt

Monumentious reacher of countertops


ScrofessorLongHair

How's a cat expected to stay thin, when Mama's got so much cake?


CleverNameTheSecond

Tacgnol


ComprehensiveOil6890

Does a tiger count as a cat?


No_Emu_1332

Yes, but it's not the same kind of cat.


HSJoaco_33

That cat has to be the final boss in roof fighting


10PeckeredOwl

There is a cat in the video?


dacassar

God, I love Maine Coons, but after I got one, I can’t take other cats seriously.


Dontflickmytit

Are they as quick and nimble?


dacassar

Yes, def. They're just bigger twice.


Due_Potential_6956

That's a Lynx?


mistergudbar

Must continue feeding it steak and fresh caught fish or it will look to other sources (you) for fresh meat.


Karate-Kati

That is Zeus! I love him!


OGSkywalker97

Its tail looks like a normal sized really really fluffy cat


devilsbard

That’s Behemoth from the Master and Margarita.


Effective_Ad8552

I see a dog


uncircumcizdBUTchill

Huge pussy


Master-Wheel-1956

The ass on that pussy cat is nice.


MrD1150

Unless that whole meat is for the cat, you should probably clean your hand before touching the meat back


blyatzaebalas

Honestly, as a cat owner, I don’t see the point in this. This thing is already sleeping on my bed and face, licking me and running around the tables where I eat. We ALREADY have all the microbes in common, there is nothing more to be afraid of


AvesAvi

it's raw and going to be cooked though?


kratt1

It's not, coons eat raw meat


kratt1

The meat is for the cat. Person who is aware of food safety also uses different cutting board to cut to avoid cross contamination.


alucardian_official

I want one 😭


Beeyelzubub

Ho .. ly .. shit


Jean-Eustache

I knew a girl who had three of those monsters, and to be fair two of them were bigger than this one. They were awesome but a bit terrifying at the same time.


WetRainbowFart

Absolute units of a cat?


Pozizon-Tango

God what a unit. Never saw on in real life until a few weeks ago. And it was a shock. Since that unit of a cat had crawled in through my window and taken me and my cat Kiwi by surprise. Kiwi is 1/5 of that cat, both me and her were panicking.


YouW0ntGetIt

Longcat is long


Spuzzle91

Ok I need a fluffy dogcat


Kamwolf33

The difference between meow and...MOW...


Bean_Eater_777

Wtf? Catzilla!


Conscious_Smell7071

i had a maine coon but he wasnt close as big as that one


SimonTC2000

That's either a tiny human or one big-ass kitty!


SpecRB

Big boi


SparklePants3

That is a giant cat. Very beautiful, too.


StarPlatinumRequiems

Give me the cat ![gif](giphy|W98DlcLYoAuDrePx3A)


A_Unqiue_Username

And I says!


Former_Film_7218

So cool. Big kittie


trainer_deijs

Jeeze-a-loo! My 3yo isn't even half the size of the small one 😨


tired_Cat_Dad

give some to the little one!


---Keith---

Maine Goon


Sky_the_Dragon

That’s a skinwalker


lightmare69

Car


suesing

Hercules, Hercules


UpsetPhrase5334

MEEEEOOOOOWWWW


secksyboii

Idk that this is a normal Maine coon, I've had a couple main coons in my life and they've never been *that* big! Big for sure, easily dwarfed my other cats, but they couldnt see over the counter top like this one.


_thro_awa_

The pussy~~cat~~ that eats you.


extrastupidone

My God...


Enough-Staff-2976

She has a lion.


Spiritual_Freedom_15

That’s a **CAR** not a cat!?


greylaw89

Was thinking the normal cat was the focus, like thats not a big cat... lol


holofishy

We have got a black main coon too


Da_Commissork

That thing Is bigger than a Maine coon 😭


Semichh

10/10 would ride into battle


Opening_Lime1585

That's not a cat, that's the Michael Jackson Thriller werewolf!


Nearby_Lengthiness_7

This is NOT fair!


Hush_Lives

I had a Maine coon in my teens and twenties, black haired named Bloodbath. His mom was Lilith and dad was Lucifer. He was the best boy..he was the runt and almost died. He could fit in my hand. Grew up to be about 18-20 lbs


LungHeadZ

Okay my cat is smaller than the white one and she’s vicious. She’s lovely but she has my skin in scratches with minimal effort. I want the big kitty but it’d do damage 😂


Airwolfhelicopter

It is crazy that that cat is the size of a toddler, you never realize how big house cats can get until you adopt a Maine Coon.


[deleted]

What cat?